Crispy™ How exactly do you get a goldfist?

[Whiny-Butthurt-Liberal]

What a pointless rating. We already have brofists, agrees, and "nice". Why bother with the same fist, only coated in gold?

 

[TripJack]

spoken like a true goldfistless pleb

 

[DavidBVal]

Where do all those weird buttons come from anyways? granted by hand by the admins?

 

[King Crispy]

Goldfists are, of course, provided exclusively by the Goldsteins.

 

[Ismaul]

is my goldfist.

And now that my range of expressions is expanded,

is pretty nice too.

 

[DavidBVal]

From the ones I got, I believe goldfists are granted by posters with the "monocled" tag. But as for the other buttons, no idea.

 

[Ismaul]

I believe goldfists are granted by posters with the "monocled" tag

False. I just received one, and no monocle was had by the goldfister.

 

[Icewater]

Brofist King Midas.

 

[DavidBVal]

I believe goldfists are granted by posters with the "monocled" tag

False. I just received one, and no monocle was had by the goldfister.

But it came from an admin so...

 

[Johannes]

How exactly do you get a goldfist?

Post better

 

[dag0net]

you fist until squirting is induced.
i suggest experimenting, there are ways to speed up the process.

 

[Revenant]

You can start by stopping being a shitposter.

 

[Aqualung]

Goldfists, capitalist parrots, little DUs and so are nothing but spooks from a bygone era.

 

[unfairlight]

You gotta join ZOG goyim. Contact Infinitron for more details.
No foreskins allowed.

 

[DarkUnderlord]

How exactly do you get a goldfist?

You don't.

 

[Infinitron]

You gotta join ZOG goyim. Contact Infinitron for more details.
No foreskins allowed.

I actually don't have any special post ratings other than the Trump ones and don't give a fuck about any of this bullshit

 

[Aqualung]

נהג, יש לנו בעיה

 

[fantadomat]

By being a prestigious member of the rpg society. For now i would recommend you to go and play some rpgs.

 

[unfairlight]

Doesn't the goldfist look awfully shit colored? Gold isn't brown.

 

[fantadomat]

Doesn't the goldfist look awfully shit colored? Gold isn't brown.

Looks accurate to me.

 

[Liquorice]

Doesn't the goldfist look awfully shit colored? Gold isn't brown.

It's a wee bit off but maybe there's just weird lighting in the Codex.

 

[DragoFireheart]

Step 1: find some gold.

Step 2: boil the gold in a pot until it is liquid.

Step 3: make a fist.

Step 4: place your fist into the boiling pot of gold, keep your hand in it for 5 seconds, then remove your fist.

Step 5: Do not call 911.

Step 6: Wait about 1 hour for the gold to cool.


You now have a gold fist.

 

[Fredward]

You gotta join ZOG goyim. Contact Infinitron for more details.
No foreskins allowed.

I actually don't have any special post ratings other than the Trump ones and don't give a fuck about any of this bullshit

But are foreskins allowed.

 

[DragoFireheart]

I have no gold and I must fist.

Would you settle for a Butterfinger?

 

[vdweller]

Why is there only a goldfist and not a gold shit? Like, a premium acknowledgement of one's shit post.