I may just have found the best game ever

[JarlFrank]

Emotional Vampire: having no idea what he's talking about since 2008.

 

[Emotional Vampire]

Don't give me that fucking bullshit son. Ten minutes into the "game" and I'm still choosing whether I have leathery or scaly wings. And what color am I. And how many limbs do you have, o mighty dragon? What the fuck this has to do with anything? And how this is not a DraQ's wet dream?

You don't have to answer any of these questions BTW, don't worry your little head.

 

[JarlFrank]

If it took you 10 fucking minutes to get to that part you're a really really slow reader.

 

[Gragt]

It's true that the colour, number of limbs and type of wings is a bit stupid. Except at the very start, right after you answer those questions, I do not remember them being used in descriptions, and they do not change anything to the story. I would have been ok if they had an impact on personality, reaction from people, or intrinsinc abilities.

 

[Begriffenfeldt]

Ten minutes into the "game" and I'm still choosing whether I have leathery or scaly wings.

Choose "Can we just get on to the smashing?" on the color question, doy.

 

[Emotional Vampire]

What am I, a philistine?

 

[Grunker]

15 minutes of "okay"

First one:

You finished with the following stats:

86% Brutality vs. 14% Finesse

59% Cunning vs. 41% Honor

83% Disdain vs. 17% Vigilance

Infamy: 77%

Wealth: 8000 gold coins

Wounds: 4

Blasphemy: 1


What's the goal? If gold/health, I did quite bad... If Infamy I guess I did good?

 

[Begriffenfeldt]

The goal is to have fun! Now excuse me while I go pet a kitten.

 

[Nedrah]

I'm probably going to do an interview with the devs. You can submit your questions to me via pm, if they are not purely for the lulz I'll likely include them.

 

[Panthera]

FURSONA

Sorry, dude. Just by knowing this word you've outed yourself.

 

[Hory]

"How is this different from a CYOA book?"

 

[entertainer]

ima sorry to disappoint you son but this isn't the best game ever

 

[St. Toxic]

"Hitler," he said with a menacing grin, "give me that golden shield, or I will beat you within an inch of your life."

 

[Nedrah]

"Hitler," he said with a menacing grin, "give me that golden shield, or I will beat you within an inch of your life."

See father. Best Game Ever.

 

[Murk]

yeah I always skipped the "what color/gender" are you parts. If you choose the option to skip the scales color you're never asked for number of limbs or how smoothe/rigid you are - game just goes along with how big of a faggot you are.

 

[kris]

"How is this different from a CYOA book?"

Previous actions affect future.

 

[Murk]

Also, it's actually interesting and fun and doesn't involve turning 30 pages every minute.

 

[Percy]

You finished with the following stats:

34% Brutality vs. 66% Finesse

26% Cunning vs. 74% Honor

55% Disdain vs. 45% Vigilance

Infamy: 76%

Wealth: 21900 gold coins

Wounds: 2

Blasphemy: 2

I think it's a fun little game. Couldn't romance though

 

[kingcomrade]

I couldn't get a mate in the two times I went through. I wanted the green sea monster with the tons of treasure.

 

[Fens]

only once got the destructive mate by destroying stuff... waiting for the hot coffee mod now

 

[dr. one]

that was really good.
the game works remarkably well at putting player in dragon´s shoes, provides some good laughs along the way and even a bit of adrenalin here and there.
replay´s due.

You finished with the following stats:
97% Brutality vs. 3% Finesse
30% Cunning vs. 70% Honor
36% Disdain vs. 64% Vigilance
Infamy: 87%
Wealth: 19150 gold coins
Wounds: 3
Blasphemy: 2

 

[denizsi]

It's true that the colour, number of limbs and type of wings is a bit stupid. Except at the very start, right after you answer those questions, I do not remember them being used in descriptions, and they do not change anything to the story. I would have been ok if they had an impact on personality, reaction from people, or intrinsinc abilities.

When you hop the princess onto your back, she holds on to your scales. I imagine that if you didn't pick the scaly option earlier, she would slip down your leathery back and fall down. Could anyone confirm?

 

[GarfunkeL]

"She holds on to your leathery skin as you fly away", unfortunately.

 

[Murk]

Your appearance plays absolutely no role in the game, its just LARPing flavor.

 

[Konjad]

Your appearance plays absolutely no role in the game, its just LARPing flavor.

Lacks realism.

 

[Bastardchops]

The game is all text. It consists entirely of choice and consequence. Your Stats and the story change based upon your decisions.

You are a dragon. You do dragon stuff. Go ahead, give it a try.

http://www.choiceofgames.com/dragon/

I'll just read a book.