DefJam101 said:
I suck ass @ MotB combat.
*What* combat? You don't mean the crappy pseudo real-time/turn-based jumble that BioWare and Obsidian keep cludging into their mediocre hackfests despite the fact that it's fundamentally deficient, counter-intuitive and utterly devoid of any potential to be even remotely entertaining? Yeah, I can see where you're coming from. Since I'm feeling magnanimous, I'll try to help you survive the Golgotha that is NWN2 combat.
First of all, never forget the following postulate: it is utterly impossible to enjoy combat in NWN2. Yeah, yeah, a lot of people will tell you that NWN2 combat isn't all that bad, that they actually had a good deal of fun with it, that it's more worthwhile if you set the difficulty level to Hardcore in order to make it more challenging... For the love of all that is holy, don't listen to those dipshits. They are precisely the kind of sick fucks your mother warned you about when you were seven. They are the kind of people who guzzle a dirt pipe milkshake because they heard someone talk about how cool it was on some creepy Internet forum (something like the Codex, only focusing on sexual deviance instead of RPGs... yeah, almost exactly like the Codex) and then, when they end up with someone's intestinal parasites burning a hole in their throat, they start recommending dirt pipe milkshakes to everybody out of pure, demented schadenfreude. So please, don't be suckered into drinking Obsidian's dirt pipe milkshake. Instead, follow my simple 4-step guide that will help you get the most out of NWN2 combat... which is precisely nothing.
Step 1) Consult an online guide and build a cookie-cutter melee tank with more hit points than the Cloverfield monster, DPS comparable to a stratosphere bomber and easy enough to play that even a mildly retarded Pigmy can master it within microseconds.
Step 2) Set the difficulty level to easiest.
Step 3) Turn off NPC AI. Ever notice how cumulative length of all Indiana Jones movies would be under 30 minutes if Indy didn't spend most of his time rescuing his friends and family members? Now imagine if Indiana Jones characters suffered from severe cases of CP and Down syndrome. Well, NWN2 NPCs are like that, only multiplied by hundred.
Step 4) If you end up facing an unusually difficult adversary (or a group of such adversaries), remember the following steps: 1. tilde (~), 2. DebugMode 1, 3. dm_god. Some would call it a cheat. I would call it an anesthetic. Because really, playing NWN2 without cheats is like undergoing cardiac bypass surgery without general anesthesia. When someone receives an anesthetic before getting their heart carved up, you don't see anyone screaming "OMG CHEATZ!!1", except maybe Orthodox Jews. Well, combat in NWN2 is no less painful, so don't be afraid to use the versatile dm_god painkiller.
There you go. There aren't many things less enjoyable than NWN2 combat (I can only think of a few, and most of them occur as a result of strolling through Gaza strip wearing nothing but high heels and a t-shirt with Mohammed cartoons painted on it), but hopefully my 4-step guide can at least numb the pain. And remember, whatever you do, don't forget the postulate: it is *not* possible to enjoy NWN2 combat. The fun factor simply isn't there. If you ever find yourself enjoying a battle in NWN2, you're probably unconsciously whacking off to Kaelyn's tits and confusing the (admittedly blissful) feeling of sexual arousal with battle-induced adrenaline rush. Or maybe your girlfriend/sister started sucking your cock without you noticing. Or you're turning into one of those creepy deviants I mentioned before... though this kind of follows from the previous two points. Either way, it's a surefire sign that there is something very, very wrong with you. Enjoy your dirt pipe milk shake and consider getting a vasectomy.