I want to be a pretty princess - Let's Play the Royal Trap

[abnaxus]

Madeleine Valois is a prince's companion. Her job is to guide and advise him, to make him look good so that he can land a royal bride. It is her responsibility to keep him out of trouble - not to let him walk blindly into a political minefield, not to let him get arrested for a crime he didn't commit, and definitely not to let him fall in love with her.
Unfortunately, events are not going according to plan...

Do I look all right?

You look fine, my lord.

Why do you keep calling me that? You never did before.

We've never been in a foreign palace before, my lord. It is important that we make a good impression on your potential bride.

That means no making eyes at the royal chefs to get an extra pastry. You know your place, and I know mine. You must maintain dignity.

Right up until I choke on my own food, like I always do.

Well, when you're wedded, you'll have a Wisdom to rely on.

Only if I actually do find a princess willing to have me.

Your wife could still be wise and wealthy even if she isn't a King's Wisdom.

If I married you, I would have a wise wife.

And then you'd starve to death.

You are not allowed to try and make a silk purse out of me just because you're afraid you won't impress Princess Cassidy.

... my lord.

There, see, you were doing better for a moment!

I can't do this alone, Maddie. And you can't give me proper advice if you're too busy bowing to keep your eyes open.

There's my girl.

Don't say that. People will get the wrong idea!

Which wrong idea?

That we're something more than friends. Which we're not. And we never will be.

I know. I know.

Help me with the belt?

Yes – my lord.

~Flashback~

I think you're ready.

Are you coming? You're allowed to attend the presentation, just not the ball.

Of course. I need to see your competition.

Good.

Madeleine?

Yes?

I want you to know... I really appreciate everything you do for me.

Make choice bros.

Also I'm playing this blind so I have no idea about endings and stuffies

 

[CaptainAwesome]

Of course we appreciate our employer friend!

You're like a bank account brother to us!

 

[Corporate_Jew_Master]

Stop wasting time, inbred trash.

Are there genitals colliding in this or will I be wasting my time following the LP?

 

[Kipeci]

Stop wasting time, clearly.

That's some spectacularly hideous character design.

 

[Cool name]

Do follow any route BUT Nazagi's. That's the one I did and while I did like that one I do prefer to see something I haven't seen yet.

Try to follow Princess Cassidy's if at all possible. :D



And it is a girl's duty to cocktease everything cockteasable in her territory, and by cockteasable I do mean rich. Therefore: I appreciate you too my dear entrance into high nobility.

 

[laclongquan]

Boy love genre, horrible creature! I stay away from them~

 

[oscar]

Is the main character a ladyboy?

 

[Crooked Bee]

I appreciate u 2.

 

[Commissar Draco]

Another game about vaguely elven fags? Bring more Dwarves with their beards, axes and bear; This game need a testosterone fix. Let's be sycophantic diplomatic on him.

 

[Hirato]

We most certainly do appreciate him; the alternative would consist of being locked in a room with mouldy bread and water.

 

[oscar]

Knowing whether our main character is a ladyboy is vital to my voting here folks

 

[CaptainAwesome]

It's a chick.

I'm like 99% sure she is, based on the intro.

The remaining 1% is because

 

[Commissar Draco]

It's a chick.

I'm like 99% sure she is, based on the intro.

The remaining 1% is because

Dunno Brother she/he/it has sharp knees chin.

 

[oscar]

Agassi said otherwise

 

[CaptainAwesome]

 

[laclongquan]

Victory at Sea

 

[Erebus]

"I know that."

Can't play too easy to get !

 

[Tzaero]

"I know that."

 

[Azira]

Another dating sim?

 

[lightbane]

For a moment I thought that was another demonstration of RK's increasingly broken sanity fine LP done by RK. Oh well, say "I know that"

 

[Lagole Gon]

"I know that "

Also, Codex cannot into queens and princesses.

 

[Johannes]

No Royal Traps in sight yet :/

 

[Zeriel]

Yeah, when you've got wapanese game style + TRAP is in the actual game title, the burden of proof is on the game to convince you it's not what it sounds like.

 

[Commissar Draco]

She is not princess yet...

Spoiler

and with hand and expert leadership she will be lucky to end up in whorehouse

So carry on either way it should be GLORIOUS.

 

[Corporate_Jew_Master]

Another game about vaguely elven fags? Bring more Dwarves with their beards, axes and bear; This game need a testosterone fix. Let's be sycophantic diplomatic on him.

HAAAA HAAAA

Squid people lost their balls after Kwanza dropped exterminatus on their asses. Most manly thing they painted lately was Berserk and the author is now playing Idolmaster.

They need a Bran Mak Morn.