If we're a Hive Mind, can we pretty please...

[kingcomrade]

Have a Queen to "service"? A pretty one, and female, please.

 

[Balor]

Hmm...
Do we have someone female besdies a Sabregirl? And she's not exactly a Codexer... well, so far, at least.
Those women discriminate us with lack of attention! Time to sue them, I guess.

 

[Whipporowill]

DamnElfgirl is about the only female regular, or semi-regular I can think of. I'm sure there are others, that just doesn't feel sharing information about their gender is of importance.

 

[vazquez595654]

Does Twinfalls count?

 

[kingcomrade]

What, I wasn't suggesting we abduct one of the female contributors, that's bad taste! I mean, I'm sure one of us is a genetic engineer who might grow a Codex Queen for us(which would look like a suit of Fallout power armor, only with boobs and a vagina).

 

[Spazmo]

Genetic engineer is a misnomer because no engineer would be enough of a pussy to study biology to any great extent. Anyways, if you want Codex related sexual gratification, I suggest you try do what I do: write self-insertion erotic fanfic about Volourn.

 

[Sabregirl]

I'd like to nominate Eitar.

-S

 

[whitemithrandir]

For now - Volourn in a dress will have to do.

Wasn't it Rex that said "Everyone's a girl when they're face down"?

 

[Shagnak]

For now - Volourn in a dress will have to do.

Wasn't it Rex that said "Everyone's a girl when they're face down"?

No, I think that was Fez. (?)

 

[Mefi]

Wasn't it Fez's sig?

 

[Section8]

I think perhaps we've kind of dug our own grave when it comes to not attracting many women to our little site, with a few notable exceptions. It really takes a special kind of girl to want to hang around with sweaty, hardkor RPers in their collective basements.

So, just content yourself with "stirring one out" to Eitar, teh sekr4t heiress to Cyrodiil!!!111!!1

Or, you can do as I do, and splice SHODAN sound bites together so she says things like "run your meat and b-b-bone through my corridor."

 

[Zomg]

Or, you can do as I do, and splice SHODAN sound bites together so she says things like "run your meat and b-b-bone through my corridor."

Ah, SHODAN erotica, the ten billionth weirdest thing on the internet.

 

[kingcomrade]

Now that I think about i: "meat...bone...panting...sweating..."
I'm suprised nobody has tried it before!

 

[FrancoTAU]

We can use Tim Caen as our figurehead type leader.

 

[corvax]

We can use Tim Caen as our figurehead type leader.

tim cain? he quit rpgs...so no.
oh, and hoboken? nice, but the parking there fucking blows. still beats jc downtown though.

 

[FrancoTAU]

No kidding, I leave my car at my parent's house and pick it up every couple weeks when i need it. The bars and pretty women here outweigh that though.

 

[corvax]

heh, we should have like a jersey codex convention (as long as everyone's old enough to drink) or something...jiu, rulion, blackheart are all from jersey too. prolly few other folks too.

 

[FrancoTAU]

Who knew that in the land of Bon Jovi and Springstein that there would be so many hardcore RPGers. I'm 27, so as long as you're buying first round than i'll be at the "Jersey Codex Convention"

 

[corvax]

23 here, first round is no prob. jiu and blackhart i think are like 13 or 14 so maybe if you put them together...who knows this might actually work. somebody would have to work out all the details, c'mon jersey ppl show yourself...this thing is gonna be big, it'll even make a codex newspost plus there'll be lots of shots, screenshots!

 

[FrancoTAU]

We'd have a hard time explaining that one to the cops. "But... they're our buddies we met off the internet!"

 

[LlamaGod]

make a Washington State Codex Meeting, then I can be the only one that shows up and I can make a post calling you all niggers

 

[Jason]

Everyone should come to Southern California. I just bought milk.

 

[kingcomrade]

A/S/L?

 

[Trash]

Everyone should come to Holland. If only it would make a neat freakshow attraction for the tourists.

 

[Goliath]

Everyone should come to Holland. If only it would make a neat freakshow attraction for the tourists.

As if Holland needed any more freaks...

BTW to all concerned christian parents of America: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS USE THE INTERNET - NEVER EVER!

While doing an innocent google search for "dutch soccer" (to find pictures of those ridiculous dutch soccer fans) I stumpled about this image:

EDIT: Removed dangerous, DANGEROUS image

http://www.thirdperson.de/gallery1/dutch_soccer2.jpg
(the female dutch soccer team, NOT WORK SAVE! DA DANGER!)

Jebus the internet is fucking Gomorrah 2.0 Media Center Edition!

Let us pray for our souls!