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[RPGMaster]

http://ie.games.ign.com/articles/119/1198290p1.html

With socially relevant, incisive articles like this it's only a matter of time before a gaming journalist is bestowed upon with a Nobel prize.

 

[Multi-headed Cow]

"Picture the scene: after a hard-fought battle across a new planet, Shepard and Tali stand victorious over a cliff, beneath a sunrise, or some equally dramatic backdrop. Tali takes off her mask and the player's first view of her face sees her breathing in the planet's sterile air"

New planet with sterile air, eh. Sounds Biowarian.

 

[kingcomrade]

At first I was like "it's kind of a pointless article but not really worth making fun of" then yeah

 

[Ermm]

The resulting disconnect between the player and their on-screen persona can be jarring, briefly reminding players that it is all just a game rather than the organic experience it strives to be. Few events create more disconnect than when your in-game character is privy to information you are not.

Oh god, not the same old, same old ''cinematic flow of the game'' jokes.

But as I don't even care about ME, and I am not going to play ME3, I don't care.

 

[RK47]

The resulting disconnect between the player and their on-screen persona can be jarring, briefly reminding players that it is all just a game rather than the organic experience it strives to be.

Yes..It reminds me that I'm just a gamer, not a black cyber-negro fighting for a space utopian future for my girlfriend without a home.

Never Forget,

:tearofmanlyshepard:

 

[Angthoron]

Picture the scene: A grease-stained gaming journalist sweating over his thesaurus, trying to make a Mass Effect 3 preview look somewhat different from his Mass Effect 2 preview. Occasionally he throws his head back and stuffs his mouth full of delicious cheetos. He then wheezes the planet's air and remembers Tali's mask. The preview is born.

 

[Commander Xbox]

the worst part is when they do reveal her face it'll be some kind of anime looking bitch with blue skin, fuck bioware

 

[Pika-Cthulhu]

Talis face needs to be that of a predator species, with a mouth that resembles vaginal dentata, or blue waffle.

Then again, BioDrones would take it as a new fetish, and ohgod the horror that would ensue.

 

[sgc_meltdown]

Talis face needs to be

 

[Peter]

How do you like it when the tables have been turned on you, huh, meltdown?

 

[Regdar]

Why don't you remove your facemask, meltdown?

 

[canakin]

Oh I wouldn't call myself a pussy but that pic freaked me out. Damn you sgc

 

[sgc_meltdown]

Tali is looking mighty handsome there, no lie

Why don't you remove your facemask, meltdown?

Very well.

 

[Shannow]

Why did Sam Raimi go batshit and when will you do Evil Dead 4?
I demand answers, Bruce!

 

[felipepepe]

"Picture the scene: after a hard-fought battle across a new planet, Shepard and Tali stand victorious over a cliff, beneath a sunrise, or some equally dramatic backdrop. Tali takes off her mask and the player's first view of her face sees her breathing in the planet's sterile air"

IGN, blending the borders between bad journalism and bad fan-fiction.

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

It would actually be greatly improved if it was written and directed by Garth Ennis, as previously stated:

there might even be a bit where shepard runs out of ammo and is forced to kill a group of geth physically with a crate

and when he finally romances tali successfully just before they get it on he vomits all over her and the music cuts off and the screen gets overwhelmed by static and quick cut to the bridge with him with just the top half of his armor on and cleaning a weapon with a thousand yard stare

he whispers, not looking at the camera: "I don't care what she said it was back on earth we call that a penis and so do I and I'm the commander and I make the rules here and a rule was broken"
-2000 EXP-

bros actually I don't mind mr ennis as much as the general comics community his run on hellblazer is top notch as fuck

also steve dillon learns 3d graphics and models all the characters faces

 

[sgc_meltdown]

I demand answers, Bruce!

C'mon baby, I'm just here to talk about rpgs.

as previously stated:

[much later]
down at the engineering deck:

-Shepard walks past Tali having a conversation with engineers-

Shepard: (standing off to the side, expression dark)
Tali: ...and if you disalign the phase coupler when it's at 75% percent, you get more efficiency with th-
Shepard: cockface

Tali: WHAT?

Shepard: (starts, punches the close door panel and runs off)

 

[Ermm]

Why did Sam Raimi go batshit and when will you do Evil Dead 4?
I demand answers, Bruce!

No Evil Dead 4. Only the ''remake''

http://www.slashfilm.com/bruce-campbell ... emake-ash/

 

[poocolator]

Picture the scene: A grease-stained gaming journalist sweating over his thesaurus, trying to make a Mass Effect 3 preview look somewhat different from his Mass Effect 2 preview. Occasionally he throws his head back and stuffs his mouth full of delicious cheetos. He then wheezes the planet's air and remembers Tali's mask. The preview is born.

 

[Oriebam]

 

[Deleted member 7219]

Sterile air?

HERP A FUCKING DERP.

That is one of the most stupid things I have ever read.

Mass Effect 3: Dragon Age 3.

 

[Coyote]

Picture the scene: after dying slowly of a disease she contracted as a direct consequence of the player's decision to fuck her in ME2, Tali finally takes her last breath. Shepard takes off her mask and the player's first and last view of her face reveals this:

 

[Vibalist]

Picture the scene: after dying slowly of a disease she contracted as a direct consequence of the player's decision to fuck her in ME2, Tali finally takes her last breath. Shepard takes off her mask and the player's first and last view of her face reveals this:

 

[GarfunkeL]

Tali should die in ME3. If only for the fanboy tears.

 

[kingcomrade]

You mean the whole asari race. Not Tali, I like Tali.