Kodex Kommunistic Kastle. Fortress. Dwarf Fortress.

[Reinhardt]

HEY! Im offishully da BEST managur KKK ever had ok

Nah, Helly was the worst manager KKK ever had. It's not the same thing.

 

[InD_ImaginE]

Now, if Helly had managed properly, we would've been planting plump helmets we could then harvest to make booze.

Isnt this Kalin kook everything that caused we not having any mushroom

 

[Lizzurd]

HEY! Im offishully da BEST managur KKK ever had ok

Nah, Helly was the worst manager KKK ever had. It's not the same thing.

The only way to not be a bad manager is to never manage to manage.

 

[Hace El Oso]

I can't let another Grimwulf LP pass me by without nailing my name into the pages of glorious KKK history!

Can I be added to the Red list? You can call me Oso. Any dwarf with a penis and some soldiering skills who isn't a giant pussuoi by nature would be ideal, I'd like to do my part by stomping on los campesinos y contrarrevolucionarios like a good trooper. But of course, I place myself at the disposal of the Kommissar.

 

[Storyfag]

You cannot completely avoid combat being a bad manager in KKK!

 

[MediantSamuel]

Glorious Kommunism prevails!

Agenda №1: Option 1

Agenda №2: Option 1

Agenda №3: Option 2

Elections:
Militia Commander - Kalin.
Manager - Fuck knows.
Broker - Same as above.
Bookkeeper - Sqeecoo.
Chief Medical Dwarf - Azira.

 

[ERYFKRAD]

beneath my stature.

That's low, even for a dwarf.

 

[vazha]

beneath my stature.

That's low, even for a dwarf.

A dwarf of my persuasion sometimes finds himself reaching for the low-hanging fruit.

 

[ERYFKRAD]

beneath my stature.

That's low, even for a dwarf.

A dwarf of my persuasion sometimes finds himself reaching for the low-hanging fruit.

You'd draw the short straw quick, like as not.

 

[vazha]

In time, you will learn the full extent of my failings.

 

[Bliblablubb]

Agenda №1: Option 2. Open the gates. We have Kalin, son of Kalin, grandson of Kalin, the mighty one-man-red-army at our disposal.

Agenda №2: Option 1. The prolebashers could use more punching bags. Kalin will make a productive member for our utopia out of him!

Agenda №3: Option 2. Remain independent. The KKKommissar just rescued us from her dictatorship and led us to the promised land. Destiny does not like quitters.

Elections:
Militia Commander - Kalin. That role must be filled with someone who murderizes first and asks questions later. Or never, unless the question is "where's mah bonus?"
Manager - Sukhāvatī. The balanced choice.
Broker - Lithium Flower. He can count, seems legit. Reinhardt is too important for our military might to do it.
Bookkeeper - Squeaky. Seriously, nobody knows what she does anyway.
Chief Medical Dwarf - I uuuuh.. abstain. When you live in so close proximity to Azira you'd rather not end up on the receiving end of a surprise candle examination.

 

[Lithium Flower]

Givi and I are now tied with 3 votes against 4 for Reinhardt. As that is the case I will have to flip my vote for broker from Givi to myself. I've amended my original post.

 

[Reinhardt]

Givi and I are now tied with 3 votes against 4 for Reinhardt. As that is the case I will have to flip my vote for broker from Givi to myself. I've amended my original post.

WHY DO YOU HATE KOMMUNISM SO MUCH?

 

[Reinhardt]

Ok, i'm changing my vote too - keep the gates closed. No trading for you, traitor!

 

[Kalin]

Deadluck is bad juju so... Ima mite VOTAN Reinhard for brokah if SPIGGY don make it. BUT! Ain't got nuttin for free so u gotta buy me sum snazzy bonaz itum OK!

 

[Reinhardt]

 

[Andnjord]

In that case, I'm amending my vote to Lithium Flower. An elf lover is still better than any creature of Azira's plastic surgery.

 

[Reinhardt]

I'm amending my vote to Lithium Flower. An elf lover is still better

Your betrayal was not unexpected, hat-wearer.

 

[Lizzurd]

Oops... Then I vote for Lithium Flower too. He has seen the world at least.

But basically I would prefer spigot.

 

[vazha]

This is getting out of hand now, really.

 

[Andnjord]

This is getting out of hand now, really.

Were things ever under control in Krazy Kommie Kastle?

 

[BrotherFrank]

Then I vote for Lithium Flower too. He has seen the world at least.

Seeing the world from an elf lover's perspective is worst then not seeing the world at all.

 

[Demo.Graph]

An elf lover is still better than any creature of Azira's plastic surgery.

In the next episode of KKK
Elf-lover gives birth to a baby! Who might be his father? Might it be that elf-lover is literally an elf lover? Might it be that it's not an honest dwarven baby but an evil changeling?!
Chief Medical Officer Azira performs express interrogation maternity test using nothing but a candle probe and pure ingenuity! Lo and behold a wondrous medical transformation!
Stay tuned and donate what you can for Kalin's bonaz.

On a more serious note...
Grimwulf (or anyone with a save file for that matter), I've noticed that Nutkin worships Idrath. That god(ass) wasn't described. Who's that?
We also have some other gods in pantheon without descriptions and existing descriptions are hard to lurk. Maybe put them all in OP?

 

[Lizzurd]

On a more serious note...
Grimwulf (or anyone with a save file for that matter), I've noticed that Nutkin worships Idrath. That god(ass) wasn't described. Who's that?
We also have some other gods in pantheon without descriptions and existing descriptions are hard to lurk. Maybe put them all in OP?

It is a mystery.
Nope. Seriously.


There are TWO deities named Idrath – god and goddess. And I have no idea who exactly you worship.
They both are depicted as male/female dwarfs and both are associated with wealth. The god is also associated with jewels and minerals.

However it is also said that the god "occurs in the myths of The Courages Crafts" while goddes is common at "The Spear of Night". But I doubt this can be used to surely differentiate who you worship.

 

[Demo.Graph]

They both are depicted as male/female dwarfs and both are associated with wealth.

Nutkin worships a trap... of kapitalism.

Edit. Nutkin was from a Corageous Crafts, so probably a male...
Edit-2. Female version is popular in... the spear... of night.