It's now or never, Ryan. The moment of truth. ARE YOU WITH ME?!
I am a strongly against violence of any kind, mr. Grim Wolf.
Then let's kill these VILE BEASTS together! RRRRRRAAAAAGH!!!
SUKAAAAA!!!
... It can't be real. I must be dreaming.
EAT LEAD AND DIE!!
Any last words, you capitalist scum? Don't give me that
"I was just following orders" look. You are all the same to me. THIS! IS!! COMMIE LAAAND!!!
*shoots*
WE ARE AT WAR, RYAN! You MUST pick a side,
Ryan! If you are not with US, then you are with THEM.
10th of Fall, 5500
Psst. Azira.
M?
Hey, get a load of this Ryan guy. First he eats all our food rations and uses up all the healing socks, then he still wants to ditch us without doing his part. I say kill him already, then freeze his body for emergency meat and harvest those eyes, make him pay back what he owes.
Too much time invested already. Besides, Ryan's social skills are through the roof. Once he actually joins the colony, he'd be perfect for handling new prisoners and doing trades. The three of us? Well.. Those are not our strong points.
The guy is dead weight. I hope you reconsider.
Later this morning.
Grimwulf, wake up. We're out of food. I need to feed the prisoner with something.
Hrmf? Hmrrrpppff. Feed him leftover boar meat from yesterday. It smelled bad, I decided not to cook it. Now lemme sleep, Mengele.
RYAN, the dearest of all my friends! It's been too long! ... Why are you sleeping on stone floor?
Because it's much more comfortable than this bed.
Oh, you joker. I've brought breakfast!
You can't be serious. What IS IT even?
A boar steak. Extra rare.
It's raw meat. And it seems to be spoiled too.
Bon appetit! While you're enjoying this fine meal, I will tell you fun facts about Kolony. Do you know the initial purpose of this building you're calling home? It was used as Grimwulf's personal room of meditation.
Later that day.
*pssshhhh* Komrades. Bottle brothers! The time has come to make a final stand.
Great. Grimwulf's going mental again.
Good morning, Grim.
WE CANNOT TOLERATE THEIR PRESENCE ANY LONGER! THIS IS OUR LAND, OUR HOME!
We can't defeat the centipedes. Let's just deal with it.
Go out there and kill every last deer!
... Oh.
Stalk, observe, and be ready! When the right moment comes, shoot to kill.
SHOW THEM NO MERCY!
Bring the corpses here. I will peform the last rites.
We got it, you psycho! Stop screaming already! I swear, your ravings can be heard from SPACE.
One hour later.
Tell me honestly, Ryan. Are you holding a grudge of some sorts? Why do you look so unhappy?
Where do I start...
You didn't like the steak, I get it. Grimwulf is doing his best. He is a working man, just like the rest of us - cooking with one hand, building with another. I never saw him eating or sleeping, by the way.
I've met him this night. Grimwulf is insane.
No, he is a visionary leader. Give him a chance, and you'll see it yourself.
From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs.
My only need is to get out of here.
Later that evening.
*psshhh* SQUAD OMEGA, this is Red Base! Give me status report naw! Over.
*psshh* Everything's fine. Only my hate is growing.
That's the spirit, private Cyclops! Our enemy deserves to be hated.
You are my only enemy here, Grimwulf.
That's General Ironballs for you, private!
Men, shut up. I see something in the distance. Or... someone?
Please confirm hostile contact, Sergeant Lazybones.
He doesn't seem to be hostile. Looks like a traveller passing by.
Just a savage with a club. Forget about him.
NO! It's an enemy spy! I know their methods.
It's a human. Not a deer. Just sayin'.
Prepare an ambush at once! Capture him alive for interrogation! THIS IS AN ORDER! Over and out.
You are not the boss of me!
That savage has a decent parka, though. Probably some food too.
... Ok, let's do it.
Later that night.
*psshhh* Kalin, any news?
*psh psh* Following him closely. He didn't see me.
He is in the tunnel. Are you ready, Azira?
I'm ready.
On a count of three. One... two... THREE!
*Opens fire*
SURPRISE, MOTHERFUCKER!
Come on, you bitch! Come to Little Kalin, Son of Kalin! I'll cut you in h-- FFUCK!
SHOOT HIM, AZIRA! COME ON!!!
*BANG*
FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!
SHOOT HIM, NOT ME!!!
Oops. *BANG*
There you go.
I hate you all so much.
Hehehe. Hey there, Grim!
Shh! The deers are watching. Where is the new prisoner?
He's kind of dead. Sorry.
Operation Counterespionage has failed. Go back to your posts.
Yeah, I'll just grab his parka real quick... Why are looking at me like that, Ryan?
What.
The fuck. Is wrong with you people?
Hey, you saw what happened! We were just defending ourselves.
Some help here? Anyone? I was smashed a few times with a stone club, shot in the leg by goddamn Azira, and pretty sure I'm bleeding out. Again.
Crawl to your bed, Kalin. I'll wait for you there.
HEY, nobody goes anywhere without a deer's body! Now each grab one and go. Chop-chop!
Can you move any slower, Kalin? I mean, fucking hell, you are one lazy bastard.
I'll go ahead. See you later. And stop bleeding all over the place, have some damn manners.
That was a gud day.