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1. a bear named spigot
signed 11.05.2016 for male
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I'm ready for another adventure, sign me up as future nonspecific jerkoff
Good Buddy loves remote control cars and chooses to have optimism
2. ERYFKRAD
signed 11.05.2016 for male
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Sign up me as the next male bait for enemies colonist.
4. Bliblablubb
signed 11.05.2016 for male/female OR SOMETHING ELSE ENTIRELY
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Even tho I can already hear the game preloading the "GAME OVER" screen from the files, I'd still like to apply for being a dorf Kommucolonist. Maybe this time I can be more than just an instakilled beefcake.
I don't care aboot name/gender/traits, in KKKommunism everyone is equally useless equal after all.
7. SmartCheetah
signed 12.05.2016 for male/female
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Oh, and count me in. Call him/her "Cheetah" and use my current avatar or some sexy chick
Got an avatar for miself. You've got bot sexes on one picture.
8. Lizzurd
signed 14.05.2016 for male
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May I apply for your colony too? Please assign me as the utmost worthless savage, who will bring much more disaster and regret then any other living creature, including centipedes.
Grimwulf, I fit just perfectly! Sign me up please, coz there could be no soviet union without dissidents and trotskyites . Feel free to choose any skills and abillities, but please keep with Leo's line.
The revolution should permamently go on. One after another, the revolts should break the shackles of social and political bourgeois corruption. The party is rotting inside - and only the new coup could refresh it. Grimwulf is old and he is not the sufficient leader. The world should burn!
"One slav is a thug.
Two slavs are partisan squad
Three slavs are partisan squad and a traitor"
9. Luka-boy
signed 14.05.2016 for male
12. boot
signed 16.05.2016 for male
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I know you have a few guys lined up but just in case
I learned about communism in school and would love to join your commune. My wifes son said it's ok so...
If I end up in colony please use forum avatar or one of kommissar's choosing.
13. Krivol
signed 16.05.2016 for male/female
14. Reinhardt
signed 24.05.2016 for male
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I was born in USSR and miss it so much. Any free spaces in Kolony?
3. MotherMachinae (unconfirmed)
signed 11.05.2016 for male
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Boar report on duty
Do inane tasks, ask inane questions and deal with impossible.
Put me on the list, named Paxton and I come to this lost planet for some blue collar job.
5. Ulminati (in case of resurrection)
signed 12.05.2016 for male
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Looking promising. Feel free to drop me in with whatever traits you deem most entertaining
6. tindrli (unconfirmed)
signed 12.05.2016 for male
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Tindrli reporting for duty
he was cryostased for a long time
10. Inf0mercial (unconfirmed)
signed 15.05.2016 for male
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sign me up whenever although considering the list so far and how slow new characters joining seems to be......
11. Space Insect (unconfirmed)
signed 16.05.2016 for male
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Put me on your waiting list of new settlers. I've always wanted to be centipede fodder a strong communist!
15. Wayward Son (unconfirmed)
signed 01.06.2016 for male
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Please add me to the chopping block recruit list. I want a kommukolonist who can either shoot or Doctor good and preferably is psychopath. If you ever get through the rest.
16. Stainless Veteran
signed 06.06.2016 for male/female
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Stainless Veteran
Gender doesn't matter, if male, then
if female, then
Background: Glorious Nu-Soviet Military. From the young age Stainless Veteran was taught that there's no greater happiness then serving the Motherland in battle. The world Nu-USSR 1961 had quite a big plans for its neighbors - glorious Party wanted to bring peace, prosperity, take from each according to his ability, and give to each according to his needs - all through the way of military conquest, of course. At first Nu-USSR succeeded, and its military won many victories (and took a few defeats, though any true communist wouldn't talk about them). Although they were paid by the sacrifices of 1961's sons and daughters, so there were always a need for fresh meat patriotic young citizens. Stainless Veteran had shown an affinity for sniping, a sure aim, and being cool under enemy fire. Although being a respected and proved soldier, the squadmates and brass sometimes whispered among themselves that something wasn't quite right with Stanless'. So the a significant portion of that little free time Stainless had spent tinkering with drones and other assorted automata or helping at the hospital with the wounded. All things comes to an end though. Instead of accepting peace, prosperity and compulsory labor, neighboring planets acted like true capitalists - they bribed a part of Nu-USSR's Party, and so the Party brass turned against each other, and the planet 1961 was engulfed in bloody chaos. Military took heavy losses, one of which was Stainless Veteran - bionic parts, burns, concussion, you name it. Disillusioned, instead of going down with the ship, SV fled to an uncharted world.
Strengths:
Shooting
Research and/or Medicine
Careful Shooter if possible
Weaknesses
Bloodlust or Psychopath
17. MercantileInterest
signed 26.06.2016 for male
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Don't know how long the waiting list is but if you recruit another Kommunist...
Volodya Alexandrovitch Pushkin. "Handsome Volodya". Former Kamchatkan forestry specialist. Fired for gross incompetence and reassigned to Kiev Radioactive Exclusion Zone. Exiled from Earth for black market trade of contaminated materials.
Would like to change my character. Current guy on the Redlist seems too much like an encroachment on our current commisar--cultural appropriation almost. Instead, make me...
MercantileInterest!
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The Hated Peter Hitchens MercantileInterest, woken by the screaming of the peacocks on the terrace of his moated Jacobean manor-house, brusquely orders his servants to prepare his usual breakfast – a large whale steak accompanied by a generous slice of pâté de foie gras.
He is seriously hungover, having spent the previous evening drinking bumpers of best Cognac, while composing an article denouncing cannabis.
But he cures himself by a brisk walk, during which he shoots a number of badgers. Then it is time to have the Bentley brought round, so that he may drive it rather aggressively into London. There, after a large luncheon in a club that bans women, he composes his column, in which he once again denounces the poor and needy.
18. MediantSamuel
signed 01.07.2016 for male
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This has got to be one of the best (and funniest) LPs I've ever read. Great job, Grimwulf .
Any space to tag onto the Komrade waiting list?
Sammy is an OK dude. If possible he'd like to lead other hard-working, brave, kommunistic soldiers to death unto glory. Very likely to start worshipping eldritch beings if the opportunity arises.
19. ChumBucket (unconfirmed)
signed 02.07.2016 for male
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I would like to come out of lurking to volunteer as well. The more useless the colonist the better. With appropriately Randian philosophies of course. Should get along famously with Dreaad, and spend all of his/her time in the lock up.
20. Helly for male/prosperous creature
signed 03.07.2016
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If you want to add more fodder another hero from distant grorious nippon eastern motherland, comrade Helly is ready to serve.
Stransky 'Helly' Hirsch
Fearless leader and first-grade coward.
Came to Grimworld on his own accord.
Had to run look for new opportunities elsewhere after a 'small overblown incident' in his previous colony.
Will definitely try to take over the colony and create his own harem if left unchecked.
Is NOT a deer. 100% not a deer in disguise.
Oh, if by any chance you get to recruit some kind of prosperous creature, disregard my previous character proposal. Y' ahor ah ehye l' tharanak n'gha l' mghrii ot communism.
21. hostergaard (unconfirmed)
signed 05.07.2016 for male
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Professional bootlicker and ass kisser extraordinaire! I think its just the thing our colony needs right now!
22. Storyfag
signed 27.07.2016 for male
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Also, feel free to add me to the future kolonist roster.
23. Nevill (unconfirmed)
signed 29.08.2017
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How can I join the glorious struggle of the people?
24. Eriador
signed 29.08.2017
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Count me in if you need more volunteers.
25. Dayyālu (unconfirmed)
signed 30.08.2017 for female
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So, gotta respawn. Poor Servant died in the line of duty, we can send his sister or something (inspired by my new faggy avatar). Communism can work even with females, I guess .
Plus there's something with Eastern Block female uniforms that appeals to me.
Let's go forth. How the heck one is going to call her. Let's keep the German theme, call her Zweite . Yes, my German is terrible.
If ya can find at least one of the traits on the recruits:
Bloodlust
Psychopath
Mysandrist
or good Nerves.
26. BrotherFrank
signed 30.08.2017 for male
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Ah sod it, put me on the list too
27. MoistCloister (unconfirmed)
signed 31.08.2017 for male
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Sign me up as Orenthal.
After paying his debt to society for the third and final time, spending untold years in the cryogenic pods, there is little left on Earth for The Juice.Thus, he decides to board the first transport to the remote reaches of the galaxy.What does fate have in store?
Can his bouts of murderous rage be controlled?
Will he find peace, or will his fellow colonists find themselves in pieces ?
28. Kipeci
signed 31.08.2017 for male/female
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Don't think I'd get a spot unless we have the new-fangled k(ommunist)-pop drawing in dozens of impressionable young Lenins to whatever barren wasteland is the new kolonial site, but sign me up for the list anyhow! I just read through part one and I laughed harder than I have in ages, quality material!
29. ThisNameIsFree
signed 31.08.2017 for male/female
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Nice, sign me up!
Traits: Trigger Happy
Name: Ander (male) or Redna (female)
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30. Lagole Gon
signed 31.08.2017 for male/female
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Volunteering. Glory to codexia.
I'll roll with Eldoth avatar, I don't want to ruin super serious immersion with a lich picture.
Tranny version:
Also, in case of my character appearing (fat chance) I would like to pick a new portrait for female character instead of tranny Eldoth. This one will work nicely with the occult theme:
31. Andnjord
signed 31.08.2017 for male
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In the name of Amrath, he is back, and alive too! You can sign my flaky and unreliable ass too, for Kodexia!
EDIT: On that note, let me just amend my RED LIST blurb (if I ever reach the top of the queue)
Skills: Combat role, melee or DAKA!! no preference beyond that.
Personality: True believer in Kommunism and Trotskyist. You can keep the unreliable and flaky part.
ONWARD!
32. sqeecoo (unconfirmed)
signed 02.09.2017 for male/female
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33. hello friend
signed 03.03.2017 for male
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Grimwulf please add Dude to the queue of future KKKolonists.
34. Eadee (unconfirmed)
signed 03.09.2017 for male
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35. InD_ImaginE
signed 03.09.2017 for male
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Sign me up. Preferably as some sort Chinese Communist straight man to the insanity that is KKK
36. dextermorgan
signed 04.09.2017 for male
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Sign up a South Slav bro, will ya?
37. Ippolit
signed 05.09.2017 for male
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If you need new recruits, i am reporting for duty.
38. vazha
signed 05.09.2017
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Add me as... Saakashvili. I'm sure you know who that is fixation on Stalin and women are a must. Occasional use of Georgian alphabet for inane shit is encouraged )
Traits: clumsy; clingy; lazy; hates all animals equally; excellent reasoning, especially in hindsight; likes to cook; can shoot passably