Kojima outdid himself this time. BIGGEST TROLL EVER. You will be blown away.

[Talby]

Half-Life V confirmed.

Also apparently Kojima said the doc is based on Ian Moore, an actor in Japan, and not the head transplant guy;

 

[markec]

Some people have way too much free time. But this thread did make me remember Red Dwarf.

 

[dunno lah]

Kojima wrote 5 years ago (after finishing MGS4):

"The next project will challenge a certain type of taboo," he wrote. "If I mess up, I'll probably have to leave the industry. However, I don't want to pass by avoiding that. I turn 47 this year. It's been 24 years since I started making games. Today, I got an ally who would happily support me in that risk. Although it's just one person. For a start, it's good."

Source?


The first of many to come, I presume?

 

[Kingston]

I have done some research and things go deeper than you think. Much deeper.

A man that looks strikingly similar to the doctor in question is found in these images, dated 1996, conversing with former FBI agent Alex Krycek outside what I believe is a secret testing facility located in Tunguska, Russia. My sources indicate that the highly classified facility was used to conduct experiments involving a mysterious substance referred to only as "black oil", the nature of which remains unclear.

We are at the precipice of a far-reaching conspiracy, the implications of which we cannot even fathom. Only the truth can set us free.

 

[Surf Solar]

Who the fuck cares for this shit?
Show something gameplay related and dont waste our time. That jap guy sure sounds like a dramaqueen

 

[dunno lah]

Blame NeoFAG, Surf. Kojima had laid out the pieces as far back as 2013.

 

[Jasede]

ITT: trying too hard

 

[Black_Willow]

3 random things.
Half Life 3 confirmed!

 

[Multidirectional]

I was not blown away.

 

[MaskedMan]

A man that looks strikingly similar to the doctor in question is found in these images, dated 1996, conversing with former FBI agent Alex Krycek

... who just happened to get his left arm amputated shortly after.

 

[Clockwork Knight]

Heads will be rolling for this.

edit: Some day someone is going to go way overboard with this trolling thing, troll the wrong person and cause a major nuclear war or something.

Kim Jong-Un will be decidedly miffed when he opens the internet today and finds out he won't be immortal.

 

[J_C]

Who the fuck cares for this shit?
Show something gameplay related and dont waste our time. That jap guy sure sounds like a dramaqueen

Hey, Kojima has nothing to do with this. It is people like OP who are making conspiracy theories.

 

[Renegen]

The unseen troll is the deadliest.

 

[Hobo Elf]

It seems kinda convoluted, but until I see what the end game is it's kinda hard to say if it's masterful trolling or is it just being complex for the sake of complexity and nothing else

 

[Unkillable Cat]

It's only now that I notice this...but how come he has a giant piece of metal sticking out of his forehead?

 

[taxalot]

I would ordinary call bullshit on this theory, but this is Kojima we are talking about, and that man has proven himself to be quite insane already. Bring it on !

 

[Clockwork Knight]

It's only now that I notice this...but how come he has a giant piece of metal sticking out of his forehead?

At the end of Ground Zeroes, he gets involved in an

Spoiler

explosion/helicopter crash, and apparently that bit struck a bit too close to his brain to risk removing it. Also, it carries the bonus of making him look like a demon

 

[ghostdog]

It's only now that I notice this...but how come he has a giant piece of metal sticking out of his forehead?

No one can survive with such a huge piece of metal piercing his head !

...


Only a head translplant can save him !

...


There's only one head available :

Spoiler

Spoiler

 

[gromit]

Also apparently Kojima said the doc is based on Ian Moore, an actor in Japan, and not the head transplant guy

 

[ghostdog]

the neofag thread is more funny

 

[Drakron]

<Insane ramblings>

Stop reading neofag ...

 

[Dreaad]

Who the fuck is stupid enough to believe in head transplants in this day and age where we can barely replace a human leg with a plastic bottle? Where "cutting edge" research is about barely moving mechanical hands (with direct thought) that cost billions of dollars. But magically someone's going to get a head transplant.......

Fucking what? Something strange happened to people when schooling shifted to exams and 'results'. It's like the government killed common sense and people just absorb whatever anyone says regardless of context.

 

[abnaxus]

Fuck that loser.

 

[Gerrard]

explosion/helicopter crash, and apparently that bit struck a bit too close to his brain to risk removing it.

That is pure retardation. I bet Kojima came up with this himself.

 

[Ranselknulf]

I don't see how this could be a good publicity stunt.

Seems way too elaborate and retarded.