Let Me Trainwreck Final Fantasy VII For You! (Completed!)

[Carrie Underwood]

What are you going to name Cait Sith, Locue? Do what you did with Red XIII and name him Reeve?

OMG SPOILER!!

But yes, probably. Unless I get cool suggestions.

Well let's see. He's a tiny annoying cat(?) with a megaphone on top of a big fat body. I think the little creature with the megaphone would be pretty damn irritating, and the fat body is kind of gross. So you're left with a repulsive fatass with a loud and grating voice...

You might name him KC.

Fixed.

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

We need a poll!

 

[Andyman Messiah]

Alright

One: Reeve
Two: Garfield
Three: kingcomrade
Four: Henry Rollins
Five: Cait Sith
Six: Cat Ballou
Seven: Henry Fonda
Eight: Roseanne
Nine: Annerose
Ten: Great Scott

Pick *one*

 

[Fez]

I find I am compelled to go with the kingcomrade option in this poll, as always.

 

[Andyman Messiah]

Oh, for fucks sake, Fez!

 

[Donaroriak]

One
Spoiler us all the way through
(although 3 is always good for a cheap laff)

 

[Fez]

It's your fault for including one.

 

[MetalCraze]

I vote kingcomrade

 

[DefJam101]

3.

 

[Carrie Underwood]

kingcomrade

 

[FrancoTAU]

kingcomrade, and it actually works with the consistently annoying character.

 

[Fat Dragon]

Just go with Cait Sith or Reeve. None of the other options would produce lulz anyway.

 

[LarsTheSurly]

I'm going Roseanne.

 

[Andyman Messiah]

I will not name him kingcomrade. It would be too big an insult to the great white furry creature. And to his girlfriend with the nice handbag.

And why the fuck am I even asking you people about your opinions? This isn't a democracy! This is let's play! As in let us, me and my friends from Hollywood, play. His name will be Catbert. Poll closed.

 

[LarsTheSurly]

Catbert... LoL

I remember there was a Dilbert TV show for a month or so. I was sad when it went away.

Oh, and you're asking us because we hired you to entertain us. Now dance.

 

[Fez]

Behead those who go against the poll.

 

[FrancoTAU]

I will not name him kingcomrade. It would be too big an insult to the great white furry creature. And to his girlfriend with the nice handbag.

And why the fuck am I even asking you people about your opinions? This isn't a democracy! This is let's play! As in let us, me and my friends from Hollywood, play. His name will be Catbert. Poll closed.

Booooooooooo


Hssssssssssss

 

[Andyman Messiah]

Hey, fuck off. I'm calling the shots here. Do you see your name on the thread? No! It's my fucking name. I own this thread and I can do whatever the fuck I want and you'll all just smile and lick it all up, you worthless peons.

His name is Catbert! That's final!

Or Reeve. Reeve is also final!

 

[Inziladun]

Viva La Revolución! I call a poll for a new thread leader!

 

[FrancoTAU]

I vote for KC

 

[LarsTheSurly]

I vote for Locue, this new guy sucks!

 

[Andyman Messiah]

Locue was just a figment of my imagination, like Kiefer Sutherland and Colin Farrell. Expect a lot of things to change around here, bitches. Andyman Messiah is going on an all 360 degree rampage!

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

kingcomrade

 

[Andyman Messiah]

kingcomrade is a figment of my imagination.

 

[Shoelip]

Name every character you haven't already named Barack Obama. :D