It's time for Mog House! Mog House? A Mog House? It's time for Mog House! Alright!
I bet he gets real confused all the time! :D
I bet he's just really retarded.
Yup.
Do we have to do five sentences for every picture?
Yes.
Uh.
Why? It's really hard to say something interesting.
Can you handle the hounds of hell?
What are the hounds of hell?
It's Joe Pesci, John McCain and Vladimir Putin.
What, a midget, a prisoner of war and a russian? Haha, bring them on!
You think you can take them?
Bitch, I'm a tiger.
Yeah, but...
Tiger.
But...
Tiger.
...
Tiger.
Point taken.
Yeah.
And some say commentary is difficult!
Yeah.
That's handy.
So, uh, let's get this straight...
You mean totally gay.
No, I mean, oh ho ho ho, I see what you did there.
Yeah, you sure did.
His name is Mog.
Yep.
And he's a Mog.
Yes.
And he lives on a mountain called Mt. Mog?
Sure does.
Hm.
Yep.
That's handy.
Pipapopupo?
Sounds like a pokemon.
He's a pokemon?
He looks like a pokemon.
Yeah, but...
Did anyone say pokemon?!
Go away, Al Wright!
Haha, dumbass.
This will not end well.
It won't?
Nope.
You sure?
Yes.
Holy shit, who vandalized this?
You mean this isn't a genuine screenshot?
Well, it is, but someone's painted stuff on it.
You're just seeing things, Yuffie.
Am not!
Hahaha, you're so dumb, Yuffie.
I'm gonna have my revenge real soon!
Haha.
Well, I guess he doesn't train as hard as he should.
What exactly is this training?
He goes up on a blue mushroom and jumps off of it.
He does this everyday?
Yes.
I think I know why he can't fly.
You do?
Yes.
Why can't he fly?
He's dumb.
Hahaha.
Oh look, he's flapping his wings.
Quick, warn the people in New Orleans!
Dude, that's not funny.
I know it isn't. But you're forgetting something.
What?
I'm a tiger.
Oh right...
Yep.
Alright, let's see if he makes it!
Ten bucks and a blowjob says he'll fly.
Ten bucks and no blowjob says he won't.
You got a deal!
I'm staying out of this.
Alright.
Shoot out the lights!
Blackened!
Black!
Out there in the night!
Lord of the dusk!
Alright, how many of these are song titles?
All of them?
Damn right.
Alright!
Damn.
Alright!
Damn.
Alright!
I'm not gonna watch this.
I'm fine with that.
Don't leave me, Tifa!
Sorry, Nanaki. You're on your own.
But!
Come over here, tiger man!
Ahhh!!!
Oh, I'll feed you a nut, Nanaki!
Ahhh!!!
I'll feed you so many nuts, Nanaki... You're gonna be sick of nuts!
Umm...
You gonna watch, Tifa?
No, I brought Al Wright.
Hey, Yuffie!
What do you want?
Pow!
Argh, you shot me in the head with a dart gun!
Haha, I sure did, Bubbles! I sure did!
Bubbles?!!
Yuffie is... Bubbles?
She sure is, Nanaki... She sure is.
But that's...
I know. What a plot twist, huh?
Not really, I kind of saw it coming.
No, you didn't.
Yeah, I guess I didn't.
Uh, Mr Wright?
Yeah?
Did you kill her?
No, I just made her sleep for a while.
Oh.
I can kill her if you want me to...
No no no, that's okay.
Okay?
Okay!
Alright. Pussy.
Well, I AM a tiger...
Haha, you sure are, Nanaki! You sure are!
So, back to the game.
Don't overfeed him? What kind of fucking game are you playing here?
Retard House.
Sounds like a game made by retards for retards.
Yeah, call me crazy but I think I've figured out why Mog can't fly.
Really? Well, let's hear it then.
Well, these nuts, right? They're, like, his favorite food, right?
That's what it says.
So he probably eats them all the time.
Probably.
And he needs to eat nuts to fly.
Yup.
What are you trying to say, Nanaki?
Jesus Christ, Tifa. He's trying to say Mog's a fatass!
Yeah, that's what I'm trying to say.
Well, he's right. But he's OUR fatass and by Go, I mean ME! We're gonna make that fatass fly! Alright?! Let's do this!!
Alright!
Alright!
...
Oh right, she's still out cold.
Good!
Haha, you were gonna suck girl cock, Nanaki.
Shut up, Tifa!
How many nuts do we give him.
Give him five.
You sure?
I'm God, right?
Alright.
Wow, that fella got excited!
You mean he got even more retarded.
I don't think you can get more retarded once you're declared retarded.
Oh there are levels of retarded. I think Mog's a level 4 retard.
And now he's a...
Level 4 retard.
Oh, so he was a level 3 retard a minute ago?
No, he was a level 2 retard.
Oh.
Oh, indeed, Tifa! Oh, Indeed!
Will he be able to fly?
Find out next week.
On Let's Play Final Fantasy 7!
Oh yeah!!
Pow!
Did you just shoot her again?
I sure did, Tifa. I sure did.
Hahahaha!!
Hahahaha!!
Hahahaha!!
Pow!
Hahahaha!!
TO BE CONTINUED!