Vaarna_Aarne said:
MOAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alright.
It's time for a crash course in "Spiritualismity." Now, this is serious business so please sit down and try to keep a firm, non-masturbatory grip on yourselves!
Does that go for us too?
No, I'm okay with female masturbation as long as it's shown explicitly.
Yay! :D
Feel free to help each other out.
Wait, what?!
Let's start the lecture! Shoot out the lights, Tatler!
This is a near-perfect simulation of our solar system.
We got shooting stars!
Wow!
We got black holes!
Wow!
And sometimes I make the shooting star go inside the black hole!
Wow!!
Have it go in and out and in and out!!
Bugenhagen!
Oh yeah, you dirty black hole! Take my shooting star! Yeah!
Bugenhagen!!
Oh! Right! Lecture. Uh... well...
They get wings and fly up to Heaven!! :D
No!
They get wings and fly up to Heaven!! :D
No!
Alright, roll the footage!
Didn't you already explain this?
Sometimes a movie gets the point across better.
I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table and found spirit gum.
Excellent answer, Steven Wright!
Damn you, Steven Wright!
Do you understand?
I understand that I don't give a fuck if Shinra sucks up dead people's juice and makes electricity out of it.
Well, I can see that you've failed Spiritualismity 101.
Damn right I have.
GTFO!
Good riddance, grandpa Bugenhagen!
Yeah!
And you two sluts!
Yes?
Get your fingers outta your pussies and GTFO too!
Oh man!
TO BE CONTINUED!!
IN THE NEXT EPISODE OF LET'S READ FINAL FANTASY SEVEN:
LET'S TALK ABOUT STUFF!!