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Let Me Trainwreck Final Fantasy VII For You! (Completed!)

Discussion in 'Codex Playground' started by Andyman Messiah, Feb 11, 2008.

  1. Chefe Erudite

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    Aren't they "inside" Cloud, or does he go up to Bungenhegenenen alone? I forget.

    UMMGAH!
     
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  2. Andyman Messiah Mr. Ed-ucated

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    Yes and no and no.

    And so a new Codex meme is created.
     
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  3. Vaarna_Aarne Notorious Internet Vandal

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    MOAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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  4. Sovy Kurosei Erudite

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    I didn't remember Cosmo Canyon being so... preachy.
     
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  5. ghostdog Prestigious Gentleman Arcane Patron

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  6. Andyman Messiah Mr. Ed-ucated

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    Alright.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG] It's time for a crash course in "Spiritualismity." Now, this is serious business so please sit down and try to keep a firm, non-masturbatory grip on yourselves!
    [​IMG] Does that go for us too?
    [​IMG] No, I'm okay with female masturbation as long as it's shown explicitly.
    [​IMG] Yay! :D
    [​IMG] Feel free to help each other out.
    [​IMG] Wait, what?!
    [​IMG] Let's start the lecture! Shoot out the lights, Tatler!

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    [​IMG] This is a near-perfect simulation of our solar system.

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    [​IMG] We got shooting stars!
    [​IMG] Wow!

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    [​IMG] We got black holes!
    [​IMG] Wow!
    [​IMG] And sometimes I make the shooting star go inside the black hole!

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    [​IMG][​IMG] Wow!!
    [​IMG] Have it go in and out and in and out!!
    [​IMG] Bugenhagen!
    [​IMG] Oh yeah, you dirty black hole! Take my shooting star! Yeah!
    [​IMG] Bugenhagen!!
    [​IMG] Oh! Right! Lecture. Uh... well...

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    [​IMG] They get wings and fly up to Heaven!! :D
    [​IMG] No!

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    [​IMG] They get wings and fly up to Heaven!! :D
    [​IMG] No!

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    [​IMG] Alright, roll the footage!

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    [​IMG] Didn't you already explain this?
    [​IMG] Sometimes a movie gets the point across better.

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    [​IMG] I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table and found spirit gum.
    [​IMG] Excellent answer, Steven Wright!
    [​IMG] Damn you, Steven Wright!

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    [​IMG] Do you understand?
    [​IMG] I understand that I don't give a fuck if Shinra sucks up dead people's juice and makes electricity out of it.
    [​IMG] Well, I can see that you've failed Spiritualismity 101.
    [​IMG] Damn right I have.
    [​IMG] GTFO!
    [​IMG] Good riddance, grandpa Bugenhagen!
    [​IMG] Yeah!
    [​IMG] And you two sluts!
    [​IMG][​IMG] Yes?
    [​IMG] Get your fingers outta your pussies and GTFO too!
    [​IMG] Oh man!

    TO BE CONTINUED!!


    IN THE NEXT EPISODE OF LET'S READ FINAL FANTASY SEVEN:

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    LET'S TALK ABOUT STUFF!!
     
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  7. Vaarna_Aarne Notorious Internet Vandal

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  8. Andyman Messiah Mr. Ed-ucated

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    UMMGAH!!!
     
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  9. Vaarna_Aarne Notorious Internet Vandal

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  10. I remember being amazed when the game would transition from in-game graphics to FMV (still allowing movement) then back, such as the planet scene intro. Back then, that shit was impressive. I used to always wish you could play with the FMV visuals because of how blocky and Popeye-like the real ones were.
     
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  11. Melcar Arcane

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    It always freaked me out that Buganwhatever is basically a floating talking bowling pin.
     
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  12. Chefe Erudite

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    UMMGAH?*

    *Will the love story between Tifa and Aeris be further fleshed out? What about when AERIS DIES, will Yuffie be Tifa's support fuck?
     
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  13. Andyman Messiah Mr. Ed-ucated

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    If you'd like some minor spoilers, I can post my notes about the characters and certain plot threads.
     
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  14. MetalCraze Arcane

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    Your updates are short. LONGAR!
     
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  15. Chefe Erudite

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    I was looking more for an answer such as "Yes, in more graphic and gory detail than even your perverted mind could ever imagine."
     
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  16. ghostdog Prestigious Gentleman Arcane Patron

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    It's really funny that at the time the game was released everyone was like "Woah, FF in 3D, next gen !" and if you look at it now, FFVI in snes is much better looking.
     
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  17. That's partially true, but only in regards to the character models. FF 7's backgrounds and such looked a ton better than anything the SNES could produce with its RPG maker-esque environments.
     
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  18. Black Arcane

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    I'll be enjoy Let's Play Final Fantasy VIII thread.
    Oh yes I will.
     
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  19. DefJam101 Arcane

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    ENERGY LEGS
     
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  20. GarfunkeL Racism Expert

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    God dammit, this is perverted enough to force me to abandon my lurker-status, register and say:

    "This is very often quite funny. I want more!"
     
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  21. Andyman Messiah Mr. Ed-ucated

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    The updates are shorter because my my penis grows shorter when I play FF7. I think it's quite appropriate. The next update will be longer, as we'll be getting the fuck out of Cosmo Canyon. There'll be more slippery slopes and native americans than you can ever imagine.

    I guess I should request fanart then. I want a Miss Pants drawing of Aeris and Tifa calling each other whores while they're engaging in explicit lesbian dildo sex while Bugenhagen watches from above.

    MAKE IT HAPPEN, READERS! I'M C(O)UNTING ON YOU!

    Well, I guess I've found my niche. Fingers in pussies for everyone!!

    Meh, I had to something interesting for the first updates in Cosmo Canyon and a little bit of (implied) girl on girl sex seemed to do the trick, among other things.
     
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  22. Vaarna_Aarne Notorious Internet Vandal

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  23. Andyman Messiah Mr. Ed-ucated

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    I'm still not seeing any fanart. I won't update until I see some fanart. Give me fanart. I deserve fanart. Fanart, bitches! Fanart!

    (Goddamn, I can't wait until I get the fuck out of Cosmo fuck Canyon and have to go to Nibelfuckheim and Nibelfuckheim fuck mansion and Nibelfuckheim fuck mountains...)
     
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  24. PlanHex Arcane Patron

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    [​IMG]

    Or was that not the type of fanart you meant?
     
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  25. Andyman Messiah Mr. Ed-ucated

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    Who the fuck do you think you are, drawing me as a BALD MAN?!!
     
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