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Let Me Trainwreck Final Fantasy VII For You! (Completed!)

Discussion in 'Codex Playground' started by Andyman Messiah, Feb 11, 2008.

  1. DriacKin Arbiter

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    Isn't this only about halfway into the second disk (of 3 disks)?
     
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  2. RK47 collides like two planets pulled by gravity Patron

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    Unless he's going after all the stupid side quest and breeding gold chocobos I'm quite confident he'll finish this game soon. There's just linear grinding and dungeon combat from here on out and optional content shit.
     
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  3. Freelance Henchman Arcane

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    [​IMG]

    At first glance this looked like a goatse image to me. Even that 'shooped tatoo looked fitting on the "buttcheek".
     
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  4. DriacKin Arbiter

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    I thought he originally said he was going to go for 100%.
    Which includes all the weapons, chocobos, limit breaks, etc.
     
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  5. Andyman Messiah Mr. Ed-ucated

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    FUN FACT: I actually painted over a goat.cx-style picture. :oops:

    LP Status: Yes, I am almost done with this shit, and I'm NOT going to breed any chocobos! I honestly don't want to. I want to finish this as soon as possible so I can go on with my life. I will do the remaining sidequests but that's it as far as optional goes.
     
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  6. RK47 collides like two planets pulled by gravity Patron

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    :lol: But but.. KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND BABY
     
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  7. Andyman Messiah Mr. Ed-ucated

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    Fuck the Knights of the Round.
     
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  8. Elzair Cipher

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    Sidequests

    Uhh.... Andy. What sidequests are you talking about? The only optional parts of the game, that I can remember, are these.


    {OPT-1} Getting Yuffie
    {OPT-2} Wutai (see Walkthrough)
    {OPT-3} The Wutai Pagoda (see Walkthrough)
    {OPT-4} Wutai Da-chao Fire Cave
    {OPT-5} Getting Vincent/Shinra Mansion
    {OPT-6} Ancient Forest
    {OPT-7} Minor optional quests
    {OPT-7.1} Lucretia's Cave
    {OPT-7.2} The backroom
    {OPT-7.3} Treasure at Rocket Town
    {OPT-7.4} Chocobo Sage
    {OPT-7.5} Cactus Island
    {OPT-7.6} Villa Costa Del Sol
    {OPT-7.7} The Sunken Gelnika (see Walkthrough)
    {OPT-7.8} Revisiting Midgar Slums
    {OPT-7.9} Cave with Sleeping Man
    {OPT-7.10} The Weapon Seller
    {OPT-7.11} The Turtle's Paradise Flyers
    {OPT-7.12} Hidden Scene in Shinra Mansion
    {OPT-7.13} Creating Master Materia from Huge Materia
    {OPT-7.14} The Old beat-up key in Mideel
    {OPT-7.15} The Kalm Traveller
    {OPT-7.16} The 4 Secret Materia Caves

    So which ones are you doing?
     
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  9. RK47 collides like two planets pulled by gravity Patron

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    lol don't spoil it man, just wait for it.
     
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  10. Demnogonis Saastuttaja Magister

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    Breeding chocobos is a completely non-optional part of the pain. Otherwise you can't really say you took it up the ass like a man.
     
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  11. Andyman Messiah Mr. Ed-ucated

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    Alright, let's see that fucking list...


    {OPT-1} Getting Yuffie
    Done.

    {OPT-2} Wutai (see Walkthrough)
    Done.

    {OPT-3} The Wutai Pagoda (see Walkthrough)
    Done.

    {OPT-4} Wutai Da-chao Fire Cave
    Completely worthless, useless, unessential. Fuck it.

    {OPT-5} Getting Vincent/Shinra Mansion
    Done.

    {OPT-6} Ancient Forest
    Done.

    {OPT-7.1} Lucretia's Cave
    Will do.

    {OPT-7.2} The backroom
    The backroom in....?? I dunno.

    {OPT-7.3} Treasure at Rocket Town
    Crap armor and a guard source if I remember correctly. Fuck it.

    {OPT-7.4} Chocobo Sage
    FUCK CHOCOBOS.

    {OPT-7.5} Cactus Island
    Moar like level up island am i rite? Fuck that.

    {OPT-7.6} Villa Costa Del Sol
    I bought it, then changed my mind and reloaded. It counts.

    {OPT-7.7} The Sunken Gelnika (see Walkthrough)
    Will do it since it's a Turks encounter.

    {OPT-7.8} Revisiting Midgar Slums
    Fuck that shit.

    {OPT-7.9} Cave with Sleeping Man
    Trivial statistic checker. Done.

    {OPT-7.10} The Weapon Seller
    Done.

    {OPT-7.11} The Turtle's Paradise Flyers
    Done.

    {OPT-7.12} Hidden Scene in Shinra Mansion
    Will do.

    {OPT-7.13} Creating Master Materia from Huge Materia
    Will do.

    {OPT-7.14} The Old beat-up key in Mideel
    I don't really need a curse ring.

    {OPT-7.15} The Kalm Traveller
    Hush!

    {OPT-7.16} The 4 Secret Materia Caves
    Fuck you.
     
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  12. Andyman Messiah Mr. Ed-ucated

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    MOTHERFUCKER! I KNEW IT! FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I want to die.
     
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  13. Imbecile Arbiter

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    Wut
     
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  14. Andyman Messiah Mr. Ed-ucated

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    I AM ABANDONING THE THREAD!! LOCK IT, CLOSE IT, RETARDO IT, DELETE IT!! I DON'T CARE ANYMORE!!!

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    (Nah.)
     
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  15. Brother None inXile Entertainment Developer

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    Andyman's mental breakdown aside, could someone please explain to me what the hell just happened in the last chapter? Why is there a mecha-godzilla? Where did it go? What's with the train station?

    Man, this plot is hard to understand, it must be genius.
     
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  16. Gragt Arcane Patron

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    FFVII is post-modern.
     
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  17. Radisshu Prophet

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    All the "weapons" (mecha things) are triggered and leave the crater because the planet sensed that Cloud gave Sephiroth the Black Materia, and then Tifa has a flashback of how she met Cloud just before he joined avalanche at the start of the game.
     
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  18. Andyman Messiah Mr. Ed-ucated

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    Pretty much, yeah.

    Mental breakdown aside, the game actually becomes fun for a while now. A *little* while but definitely a while.

    edited lol
     
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  19. RK47 collides like two planets pulled by gravity Patron

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    eat some apples. i heard it prevents dementia.
     
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  20. Andyman Messiah Mr. Ed-ucated

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    I hear doctors are scared of apples. I need doctors to live. Do you want me dead, RK47? Are you and your murder android buddies plotting to take this LP over and extremitize it up Mass Effect-style?
     
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  21. Comrade Hamster Liturgist

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    Holy shit, this thread is still going? Commendable, but I didn't think FFVII was worth playing for that long.
     
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  22. MetalCraze Arcane

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    The last 3 updates contain nothing but a one huge cutscene. This speaks much about this game.
     
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  23. Andyman Messiah Mr. Ed-ucated

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    It's not, which is exactly why it's taking so long.
     
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  24. RK47 collides like two planets pulled by gravity Patron

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    No way man. I don't feel like grinding this shit JRPG. At least ME had no grind and painless combat. Good luck taking on the Weapons. Mwhahhahaha.
     
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  25. Andyman Messiah Mr. Ed-ucated

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    Last update.

    Suddenly everything in Finalfantasysevenland was nuked and everyone died.

    [​IMG]

    The end.
     
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