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Let Me Trainwreck Final Fantasy VII For You! (Completed!)

Discussion in 'Codex Playground' started by Andyman Messiah, Feb 11, 2008.

  1. Andyman Messiah Mr. Ed-ucated

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    Yeah! Post MOOOOOOAAAAAAAAR!!!!!!!!!!!!

    edit: FUCK! Alright, I meant page 67! Come on, folks! That update isn't happening until we reach page 67!
     
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  2. Vaarna_Aarne Notorious Internet Vandal

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    No need to.

    Now you must provide MOOOOOOAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! Final Faggotry 7.
     
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  3. Andyman Messiah Mr. Ed-ucated

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    Shut up!
     
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  4. DriacKin Arbiter

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  5. GarfunkeL Racism Expert

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    THE PLANET! DOESN'T ANYONE THINK ABOUT THE PLANET!
     
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  6. Andyman Messiah Mr. Ed-ucated

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    The Planet can go fuck itself for all I care! I ain't helping that son'bitch, no sir.

    Alright, update time.


    Chapter 71 - Spacial Spatialities

    When we last launched off, Cloud, Cid and Yuffie were launched off! Into outer space! Whoa!

    [​IMG] I finally made it... outer space... Let's see, how's the course set...?

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    AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    [​IMG] Hey, old man! Do something!
    [​IMG] That damn Palmer went outta his way to lock the Auto-Pilot device. We might not be able to change the course.
    [​IMG] ...this is the end?
    [​IMG] Huh? What the hell are you saying? You're still young, and you give up that easily? I'm not gonna crash into Meteor.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG] We'll bail right before we crash into Meteor.
    [​IMG] Umm... so what are we gonna do with the Huge Materia? If you don't want it, maybe you could give it to ME?
    [​IMG] ... If you want the materia, do whatever you want.
    [​IMG] Cid? You sure about this?
    [​IMG] ...I dunno. I know what I said a minute ago.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG] So why don't you just go ahead and do whatever you think is right?

    Well, there's no reason not to get the HUGE MATERIA so let's head to the right.

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    Welcome to HEY PUSH RANDOM BUTTONS

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG] If you punch in the right code, it'll unlock and you can get the Huge Materia!
    [​IMG] So what order am I supposed to enter the passcode in?
    [​IMG] I dunno. Just try and punch the code in randomly.

    GEE. THANKS A LOT.

    [​IMG]

    The code is Zero Square X X, and you're absolutely fucked if you don't get it right on the first try since you get three minutes before the materia locks itself down. Cid'll offer some hints like "gee, I'm sure the second symbol wasn't a triangle!" but that's about as helpful as eating shit and commiting suicide. I dunno, maybe I'm retarded or something but if there's a time where I think it's entirely justified to consult a walkthrough, it's for trial and error puzzles. Fuck trial and error puzzles. Fuck them in the left nostril with a Builder Bob jackhammer.

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    Cid agrees with me.

    Alright then, we got what we came for. Let's get the hell outta here.

    [​IMG]

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    OH NO WHAT HAPPEN?

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    HEARD A SUSPICIOUS SOUND!

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    Yeah, they couldn't pass up on opportunity for drama, could they? Fucking bullshit.

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    GO ON WITHOUT ME!!

    [​IMG] I can't go without my friends!
    [​IMG] You're stupid! You're really "#¤%&!! stupid!

    So anyway, Shera, who also was onboard the rocket, comes into the corridor and helps lift the debris off Cid.

    [​IMG]

    Charming as always.

    [​IMG]

    Oh, don't apologize! That's even worse. So anyhow, after this turn of events, the gang finally reaches the escape pod and...

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG] So this is outer space... Man... it's the real thing. I'm really here in outer space... So long. Shinra No. 26...

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    POOF!

    Alright, let's see how everyone on the planet reacts to that tiny ass explosion.

    Well, first of all everyone is totally fucking blinded!

    [​IMG]

    And Bugenhagen's star map is totally fucking exploded!

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    Bugenhagen is totally fucking son I'm disappoint!

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    He's totally shaking his fucking head in disappointment!

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    THIS RANDOM GUY SLAMS HIS FIST INTO THE GROUND! HE ARE DISAPPOINT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Well, enough of that, I gotta wrap this up.

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    Well, to be fair you completely sabotaged their plan and made it impossible to succeed when you removed the Huge Materia from the rocket. Not that it would have succeeded anyway, but still... gotta admit that was kinda assholish of you, Cloud.

    [​IMG] Meh.

    Yep.


    In the next update we pay a visit to Bugenhagen and get ourselves a new summon materia that is almost as useless as all the other summon materias combined! It's going to be awesome! See you then!
     
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  7. Andyman Messiah Mr. Ed-ucated

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    [​IMG]
     
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  8. Andyman Messiah Mr. Ed-ucated

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    [​IMG]
     
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  9. Andyman Messiah Mr. Ed-ucated

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    [​IMG]
     
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  10. Radisshu Prophet

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    Are we bumping this to 67 now?
     
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  11. Andyman Messiah Mr. Ed-ucated

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    No, I just wanted to post a couple of scans seeing as how the Codex has been extra shitty this month.

    [​IMG]
     
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  12. Brother None inXile Entertainment Developer

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  13. Andyman Messiah Mr. Ed-ucated

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    Taking care of your toys is not the same as being emo. I should know, I still have all my teddy bears. They keep me safe at night.
     
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  14. Ratatosk Educated

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    Divinity: Original Sin 2
  15. poocolator Erudite

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    ahaha brilliant
     
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  16. Elhoim Iron Tower Studio Developer

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    Ratatosk, that's awesome :)

    The update was a little so-so. Keep it up!
     
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  17. ghostdog Prestigious Gentleman Arcane Patron

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    Awesome. This needs to go to the front page.
     
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  18. Andyman Messiah Mr. Ed-ucated

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    Oh my jesus I want that framed and hung in my livingroom! :lol:

    edit: hey, all fanart from Ratatosk have been neatly plastered all over the front page.
     
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  19. GarfunkeL Racism Expert

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    Awesome.

    So awesome.
     
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  20. Brother None inXile Entertainment Developer

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    Man, this thread just upped the ante on awesome.
     
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  21. Vaarna_Aarne Notorious Internet Vandal

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    MOAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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  22. Andyman Messiah Mr. Ed-ucated

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    I'm busy teaching people about the wonders of Albert Camus. The playing of Final Fantasy 7 will resume once I have inspired enough people to kill arabs and listen to The Cure.
     
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  23. Luzur Prestigious Gentleman Good Sir

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    you have a son, andy?
     
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  24. Andyman Messiah Mr. Ed-ucated

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    Other than Cloud Strife? No, at least not to my knowledge. Why?

    I'm working on updates right now, by the way. Don't expect them posted for a day or two though.
     
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  25. Coyote Prestigious Gentleman Arcane

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    Giddyup, horsey.
     
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