Andyman Messiah
Mr. Ed-ucated
These are the player characters. From left to right, we have a cat with a megaphone mounting a stuffed animal and oh my god fuck this shit
Contents
Chapter 1 - I'm gonna bomb your reactor! (part one)
Chapter 2 - I'm gonna bomb your reactor! (part two)
Chapter 3 - The greatest escape!
Chapter 4 - Trains are kewl!
Chapter 5 - Secret pinball machine elevator! (part one)
Chapter 6 - Secret pinball machine elevator! (part deux)
Chapter 7 - The one update I didn't pour my goddamn soul into!
Chapter 8 - I'm gonna bomb your reactor revisited!
Chapter 9 - A helpful voice in my head.
Chapter 10 - Let's push barrels and meet mommies! (part one)
Chapter 11 - Let's push barrels and meet mommies! (part two - no more barrels edition)
Chapter 12 - A town filled with fucking morons!
Chapter 13 - Another shitty update!
Chapter X1 - The DoubleG Story!
Chapter 14 - Colin Farrell pwns Elmyra Gainsborough!
Chapter 15 - It's a long way to the top if you wanna save the world!
Chapter 16 - Raiding the Shinra HQ with Kiefer and Colin!
Chapter 17 - Escape from Shinra (part one)
Chapter 18 - Escape from Shinra (part last)
Chapter 19 - We got the hell outta Midgar for THIS?! (part fuck this shit)
Chapter 20 - Holy shit it's a monster! (part two of WGTHOMFT?!)
Chapter 21 - I'm walking through fire, oh wow! (part three of WGTHOMFT?!)
Chapter X2 - Enemy Skillin' with Colin and Kiefer!
Chapter 22 - Completely Useless!
Chapter X3 - Fort Condor is for losers!
Chapter 23 - Allow me to lay thee down, young Priscilla!
Chapter X4 - Do you have any idea how racist or homophobic I can make this?
Chapter 24 - Eh
Chapter 25 - Mr Dolphin
Chapter 26 - Parades and Lollipops
Chapter 27 - Decline of the Let's Play Final Fantasy VII thread!
Chapter 28 - Good day to cross a river!
Chapter 29 - Scratch my balls with your scissors, babe!
Chapter 30a - Unfunny title for the chapter goes here!
Chapter 30b - Old friends never come without new avatars!
Chapter 30c - Colbert '08
Chapter 30d - Come sweet death, one last caress.
Chapter 30e - Wino dealing with Dracula
Chapter 30f - Hier Kommt Alex is really about Monopoly
Chapter 30 recap and shit!
Chapter 31 - Escape from Corel!
Chapter 32a - Impatient fucks made this happen.
Chapter 32b - Guess who just got the complete first season of CSI Miami?!
Chapter X5 - What on earth happened to the mudkip and the little girl?
Chapter 33 - Why am I not getting paid for this? I want to get paid for this. I'm okay with beer.
Chapter 34 - Seriously, write me a check for a couple of beers. This is hard work. I deserve free beer.
Chapter 35.28472 - I'm okay with hay too.
Chapter 36 - Ninja Dolphin Cheerleaders from Hell!
Chapter 37 - LIVE THE EAGLE!
Chapter 38 - Mansions and Mountains
Chapter 39 - Cid Highwind
Chapter 40 - Yuffie's Quest 1 of 2
Chapter 41 - Yuffie's Quest 2 of 1; limit fuck breaks; accidental home ownership; metagaming and one alcoholic brown horse, en-fucking-joy
Chapter 42 - Date Night
Chapter 43 - The Ancient Update of The Ancient Temple of the Ancient Ancients. Starring: Aeris the Ancient!
Chapter 44 & 45 - Aeris Dies
Chapter 50 - It's the start of the disc 2 as we know it
Chapter 51 - Sore Boarding
Chapter 52 - That's one ice hot bitch!
Chapter 53 - GET TO DA ELEVATOR!! or Prelude to mindfuckery
Chapter 54 - Search your feelings...
Chapter 55 - ...You know it to be true.
Chapter 56 - Bounce
Chapter X6 - Oh Julie Second
Chapter 57 - Every Day Is Wank In Your Poop Day!
Chapter 58 - Black Man Walking
Chapter 59 - It's Weapon!
Chapter 60 - My butt says ouch!
Chapter 61 - I like Cid because he reminds me of myself and I really like myself.
Chapter 62 - The Day Al Wright Died.
Chapter 63 - Cloud: retarded! Tifa: left behind! Barret: useless! Cid: new leader!
Chapter 64 - The Hunt For Eych Emm Eych! or Andy Watched A Lot Of American TV When He Was Even Younger Than He Is Now!
Chapter 65 - I Sverige gillar vi att äta pannkakor!
Chapter 66 - Connect The Dots, Pt. 1 of 3
Chapter 66 - Connect The Dots, Pt. 2 of 3
Chapter 66 - Connect The Dots, Pt. 3 of 3
Chapter 67 - Optional Things To Do
Chapter 68 - The Underwater Reactor
Chapter 69 - insert joke about the famous intercourse position here
Chapter 70 - In which I admit I'm not the FF7 superstar everybody thinks I am
Chapter 71 - Spacial Spatialities
Chapter 72 - Screaming at the television
Chapter 73 - All assholes have beards but not all beards have assholes
Chapter 74 - WEAPON, huh? More like "MEH-PON", am I right?!
Chapter 75 - Return to Midgar
Chapter 76 - Full Circle
Chapter 77 - There's absolutely no way I can pass up this great opportunity to end the lp with Chapter 77!
Chapter 78 - No, I will not lp Crisis Core
Fanart by Ratatosk