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Crispy™ Let's heckin' play CUCKOLD SIMULATOR: Life as a Beta Male Cuck!!!

Discussion in 'Codex Playground' started by Jenkem, May 22, 2021.

  1. lightbane Arcane

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    I hope your brain is not melting down as you play this. The narration is too perfect.

    And "she" is a hideous black man, possibly. Fitting?
     
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  2. Jenkem お前はもう死んでいる Patron

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    She is strong Bulgarian woman, you bigot!
     
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  3. Vlajdermen Self-Ejected

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    Still more feminine than bosnian women
     
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  4. Crispy Don't get old. Undisputed Queen of Faggotry

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    Reminder that Jenkem actually owns a Nintendo Switch IRL.
     
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  5. lightbane Arcane

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    Even though it's unfortunately associated with literal subhuman people that are being opportunistic, the Switch doesn't deserve that bad reputation. It certainly beats the competition single-handedly, and has a good game library.
    If it was that weird cardboard thing that Nintendo tried some time ago with little success, then I would agree.
     
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  6. Jenkem お前はもう死んでいる Patron

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    Reminder that Crispy is unironically stuck in the middle school mentality that anything cartoon-like (like Mario or Zelda) is trash because it's not "teh maturez gaming experience."
     
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  7. Wild Slop Arcane

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    We need more hecking mask wearing. We all know why but we still need to see that imagery. Get it right.


    You are doing OK. Is OK good enough? DO BETTER!
     
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  8. Atomboy Atom Team Developer

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    Next episode when
     
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  9. Jenkem お前はもう死んでいる Patron

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    I should probably put one up later, it won't have much dialogue because it's more of a soliloquy... updoots might slow for a bit as there is so much stuff to play coming out in September
     
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  10. fork Dumbfuck! Dumbfuck

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    Oh man, this thread is fricking cool, every time it's bumped I feel all giggely in funny way, I'm so hecking looking foreward to the next updaterino man!
     
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  11. Jenkem お前はもう死んでいる Patron

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    Presenting a special episode of Cuckold Simulator where our intrepid Cuckold teaches a Polish e-celeb to stop worrying and love cuckoldry:

    Kasia, wróć!


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  12. Ismaul Thought Criminal #3333 Patron

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    Codex 2014 PC RPG Website of the Year, 2015 Codex 2016 - The Age of Grimoire Make the Codex Great Again! Grab the Codex by the pussy Insert Title Here RPG Wokedex Strap Yourselves In Divinity: Original Sin Project: Eternity Torment: Tides of Numenera Shadorwun: Hong Kong Divinity: Original Sin 2 BattleTech A Beautifully Desolate Campaign
    Sitting there at the bar asking for soy beverages, those dudes sure look like they have tits. That on purpose you think?
     
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  13. GrafvonMoltke Shoutbox Purity League

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    Nothing happens by accident in this game.
     
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  14. lightbane Arcane

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    Jesus, the cringe. The worst part is the fact some RL people are pushing for this heinous shit in a serious way...
     
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  15. baud Arcane Patron

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  16. reGZ Literate

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    dude.... what about gundam kits.

    spending money on that.... sometimes i get a Guncannon or a StrikerDaggerL kit.

    but i understand what you meant.
     
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  17. Atomboy Atom Team Developer

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    Only a continuation of this story can help me beat my craving for a funkie pop!
     
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  18. Jenkem お前はもう死んでいる Patron

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    After my session with Christopher I decided to head home, but figured now would be a good time to exchange some of my American money for Chinese Yuan so I can buy a heckin' Wintendo Snitch!! I walked over to the beautiful woman who told me about the Yuan, but decided I shouldn't let this opportunity go to waste to talk to her about PRIDE!!!

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    WHAT?! Bad things happen for talking about PRIDE? But why? I read on Reddit that the Chinese were way better than us disgusting Westerners when it comes to these things, WE are supposed to be the bigoted chuds, not the prosperous Chinese people... I know Reddit wouldn't lie to me about this and all the posts speaking about how wonderful China is are highly updooted and gilded, so what is her problem? I can't believe this!!!

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    I can't believe this.... was Reddit wrong? Nah, Lingling has probably just been indoctrinated into hate from evil sites on the internet or from being in America... what a disgusting place, I am so ashamed!!! I should post about this on Reddit and see what I can do to help her, this type of thinking is just disgusting and SHOULD. NOT. EXIST. IN. 2021. I really don't want to do business with someone like this but I don't know where else to go to get Yuan and I really need to purchase some cool new toys... dammit, why is life so heckin' difficult?? I'll guess I'll have to suck it up for now if I want to get some Yuan, b-but I won't like it!

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    WHAT? CAN SHE DO THIS? THIS SEEMS ILLEGAL OR SOMETHING AND NOW I AM SO HECKIN' MAD... but I guess there's no choice so I'll just go ahead and convert my money, after all I have a job and I can always make more haha! I'll start w/ converting $100 and then maybe do $50 more and see how much I have.. hopefully it will be enough for the Snitch and both games!! I feel dirty about this but it will all be worth it when I get to play some heckin' good games!!!

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    Time to get out of here and head home, I still need a few more Yuans to get everything so I need a good night's rest so I am extra alert at work tomorrow!

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    Ahhh, a new day. I'm all refreshed and ready to go to work. I can't wait! I have a feeling today is going to be really exciting!

    to be continued....
     
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  20. lightbane Arcane

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    Wow, she scams you twice. And one of that is because she's offended. Does the game have legit C&C? Incredible if that's the case.
     
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  21. lightbane Arcane

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    Update when?
     
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  22. Eldagusto Novice

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    Hoho I loved watching Nick Rekieta play this hoho.
     
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  23. Jenkem お前はもう死んでいる Patron

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    I want to get back to this but there was an update that says breaks saves so now I am scared :(
     
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  24. Grauken Arcane Patron

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    cucked by a cuck simulator
     
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    I can't believe there is enough variation in this shitpost game to warrant save-breaking patches.
     
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