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Let's LARP the Emperor's Finest - a wh40k IF

Discussion in 'Choose Your Own Adventure Land' started by Holy Cow, Jun 22, 2012.

  1. Ulminati Kamelåså! Patron

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    This is how it would have ended if you hadn't been ADEPTUS KITCHENUS


     
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  2. Saark Arcane Patron

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    A Beautifully Desolate Campaign
    Exactly. And since we're playing IG, it's nearly impossible to live through a mission that involves daemons anyway. Interrupting the ritual would probably have given us quite a few more corruption, and with our luck we would mutate and the comissar would have shot us anyway.

    Go another IG round. Wouldn't mind staying on the same planet aswell, you sure had a lot more coming for us which would otherwise be in vain.
     
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  3. Ulminati Kamelåså! Patron

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    root

    We need MOAR! IG is Manlier than Spehss Mahreenz. Especially if you appoint me as a thread commissar to veto Limpwrist McFaggot votes witht he power of *BLAM!*
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  4. Jaedar Arcane Patron

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    And it stands proven that all guardsmen are traitors and weaklings.
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  6. Commissar Draco Codexia Comrade Colonel Commissar Patron

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    SAID AVITUS THE ANGRY TRAITOR:



    PRIDE BEFORE THE FALL. :smug:
     
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  7. Quetzacoatl Liturgist

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    1)Yes
     
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  8. Alex betthurt

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    Uh, 2)no. I mean, you have the good luck of not being forced to volunteer and you throw it away by volunteering anyway?
     
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  9. eklektyk Erudite

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    Yes [we will die regardles :obviously: ]
     
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  10. Jick Magger Arcane Patron

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    We shall not die today, it is the ENEMY who will DIE.
     
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  11. Quetzacoatl Liturgist

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    Punish our recklessness,root. But not by killing us.
     
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  12. Baltika9 Arcane

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    Screw it, A. We played a coward before, look where that got us. Balls to the wall, it's do or die.
    That little commissar is getting a fraged soon as I get the choice. By the way, how the hell did she survive, heresy?
     
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  13. oscar Prestigious Gentleman Arcane

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  14. Kayerts Arcane

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    I would rate her ability to survive a self-inflicted shot to the head, followed by an airstrike, as low. Something sinister is going on.

    I don't know, a wave of nameless characters struggling in the wake of their predecessors' fuckups seems pretty close to nailing the experience of being a guardsman.

    2, glory to the first man to die.
     
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  15. Kayerts Arcane

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    Oh boy, that means we're going to do something that will benefit all mankind, just like the Greek titan!
     
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  16. Excidium P. banal

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    1, In case the vessel of the 'volunteers' is called Epimetheus.
     
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  18. Jaedar Arcane Patron

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    You didn't really foreshadow her blankness that clearly root.

    Anyway, it's 2. Lets try to not die.
     
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  19. Darth Roxor Prestigious Gentleman Wielder of the Huegpenis

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    No, I trust the private's gut feeling, and I would much prefer to be stationed in spehs along with most of my brothers in arms :salute:
     
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  20. Stygian Lurker Scholar

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  21. Darth Roxor Prestigious Gentleman Wielder of the Huegpenis

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    Also, dear fellows, I can't help but notice that you are all strangely eager to get back to the planet where you just died along with the vast majority of your expeditionary force. Oh, and let's not forget the great unclean ones.

    YES INDEED
     
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  22. oscar Prestigious Gentleman Arcane

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    Fuck attrition deaths man. Let's just have a straight up blitzkrieg campaign against some orks or some shit.
     
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  23. lightbane Arcane

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    What about NO? I mean, it's probably a biowarian choice, but still...
     
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  24. ironyuri Guest

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    Also, Kayerts, Holt != Johanna.

    FFS.
     
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  25. Storyfag Perfidious Pole Patron

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