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Let's LARP the Emperor's Finest - a wh40k IF

Discussion in 'Choose Your Own Adventure Land' started by Holy Cow, Jun 22, 2012.

  1. Undead Phoenix Arcane

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    4 - draw our sidearm and shoot him in the face for failing the Emperor in his Duty.


    As for the others: as much as I agree that 3 is the truth, 2 is a better retort and I can only hope there's a collar-grab in there somewhere.
     
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  2. Helly Translating for brofists Patron

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    Project: Eternity Torment: Tides of Numenera Shadorwun: Hong Kong Pillars of Eternity 2: Deadfire Pathfinder: Kingmaker
    2. He expects nothing less.
     
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  3. Bloodshifter Educated

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    2 We are the Emperor's chosen.
     
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  4. Stygian Lurker Scholar

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  5. Longinus Educated

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    2 it is than
     
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  6. Commissar Draco Codexia Comrade Colonel Commissar Patron

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    Divinity: Original Sin Project: Eternity Torment: Tides of Numenera Wasteland 2 Divinity: Original Sin 2
    Fixed :salute:In before show me your Honor Lord Commissar :P 2
     
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  7. Jick Magger Arcane Patron

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    PC RPG Website of the Year, 2015 Serpent in the Staglands Shadorwun: Hong Kong Divinity: Original Sin 2 Bubbles In Memoria
    changed to 2
     
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  8. ironyuri Guest

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    Updatan sure would make this shift at work go a whole lot quicker/smoother/more pleasantly.

    Just sayin'.
     
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  9. ironyuri Guest

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    I work Saturdays. :(

    But with money, I buy many potato. In your country, no potato.
     
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  10. Jick Magger Arcane Patron

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    :what:
     
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  11. Ulminati Kamelåså! Patron

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    [​IMG]
     
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  12. Baltika9 Arcane

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    Worry not, my fellow devout. One day, ROOTBRO, THE BRO-EMPEROR OF ALL BROKING SHALL RISE FROM HIS GOLDEN THRONE AND GOVE US MANY GLORIOUS UPDATES, UPDATES THAT SHALL RIP US A NEW ASSHOLE EVERY TIME, TO EVER NEW CHARACTER. THE OLDEN TIMES SHALL RETURN, SO SAYETH I, A HUMBLE PROPHET OF HIS MAGNIFICENT RETURN!

    ALL HAIL THE BRO-EMPEROR!
     
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  13. Saark Arcane Patron

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    A Beautifully Desolate Campaign
    I'm torn between loving it, and hating it with the righteous fury of the one and true emperor.
     
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  14. Baltika9 Arcane

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    I think root is a cool guy. Eh kills the Emprah and doesn't afraid of anything.
     
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  15. CappenVarra phase-based phantasmist Patron

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    I think root is just disappointed that he had to gently steer us away from ridiculous suicide and now feels guilty / regrets not letting us be dumb...
    :troll:

    Remember how this place has corrosive atmosphere? Remember it's in the rain? Remember how the Inquisitor got to enjoy some tasteful xenogoo bonding just because he had a small crack in his armor?

    Good, now imagine Captain Schaeffer stripping off his uniform to show Holt his honor tattoo. Praise be! :lol:
     
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  16. Ulminati Kamelåså! Patron

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  17. GreyViper Erudite

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    Im curious tough does this threat fall under Xenos or chaos category?


    ++Priority Transmission: Coding/Delta/Rouge++
    ++Recipient: Loyal Imperial Commanders – as designated by Commissariat, The Librarius Staff, Inquisitor Baptiste & Canoness Arrea.++
    ++Subject: Traitors and Executions++
    ++Author: Andrei Viktorov – Scrivenor-in-attendance to Inquisitor Nikolay Vinogradov++
    ++Thought for the Day: To cheat is both cowardly and dishonourable++

    *********
    Whispered by Tzeentch, Lord of Hidden Knowledge.
    Inspired by Slaanesh, Master of Forbidden Pleasures.
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    Thought of the Day: All traitors will be executed without mercy and compassion!
    Inquisition is watching YOU!
     
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  18. Baltika9 Arcane

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    Bros, I just had a thought. Is rootbro is really VD's sockpuppet?
    :retarded:
     
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  19. Commissar Draco Codexia Comrade Colonel Commissar Patron

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    Yeah Thursday was Yesterday. :decline:
     
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  20. Esquilax Arcane

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    Considering how easy it is for the PC to die in both root's LP's and Age of Decadence, it really would make sense.
     
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  21. Azira Arcane Patron

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    root's trolling us. :salute:
     
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  22. Endemic Arcane

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