ghostdog
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Dear Codexers we're back with a HUMONGOUS Update!
- His name is John Parker...astronomer/reporter/womanizer/English gentleman.
- He is trying to uncover the terrible secret behind the town of Illsmouth...
- And he will stop at nothing in order to reach the truth.
- There is one problem though, we haven't yet found a guide to lead us to the Cross...
- I'm sure you have Baldrick. ...Baldrick?! what on earth are you doing here? You know this is a serious LP, not one of Locue's suicidal lol-fests, right?
- Great, just great... And your plan is?
- That plan will get Parker killed, you moron! What if we ask the wrong guy?
- Why... that's so crazy, It might actually work!
CHAPTER 6: TRUST IS A FICKLE MISTRESS
Now that we know where the cross is, all we have to do is to find a guide. We stumble onto Myers outside the pharmacy...
Tyler? didn't his goons shot Parker in a... prophetic dream, or something?
So, the guy with the hood was no other than the brother of Boleskine's guide. It seems he has a bad reputation and so do his two sons. All this information tells us that we will definitely meet them... Let's head to the inn. We find Dr. Cobble outside.
At last! A chance to have a drink and cool down a bit.
Hey, It's Robert Mitchum !
Hmm, we've been warned about this guy, but he has such a sincere face and he offers free meal. We simply can't say no to a free meal. Saying no to a free meal is bad for the soul. Yes sir. So we follow him...
Guess who's screams are these...
Yep, you guessed right, it was Carter's screams. That Carter guy screams like a girl. Well, it seems Parker's off the hook one more time, it was another one of those visions that saved his ass. The vision has some kind of DVD menu, let's use it to go back to that fateful choice:
This time we decline, politely... Holy crap !
There's a fight !
Time to get matters on our hands...
...And KICK SOME INBRED ASS.
Now, what do we have here...Blond babe in a nurse outfit... yummy!
:gulp: she is coming on to Parker like a cougar...
Wow, she must really want to have a little bit of Parker. Get in line baby.
Her father is trying hopelessly to restrain her:
No time for flirting right now, he have to go and find that calvary, take photographs and do other important stuff.
So, we've finally found a guide! It seems we're all set now for that trip into the forest...I wonder what ancient horrors await us there...