- Mar 2, 2010
But didn't you know?? Games nowadays had become so complex that we need 50+ programmers to create the awesome corridor levels and the realistic "gray and brown with bloom" graphics!! Besides, gameplay is something of the past, you don't need that when you have AWESUM cutscenes and gay sex scenes!!!And here are all the fine people who brought you this game. The credits are, unfortunately, more boring than those of Rise of the Dragon. Still, notice how every single person named is someone who did something on the GAME ITSELF. Nowadays you get dozens of names with weird titles involving PR and/or marketing, who in other words didn't contribute anything to the game.
There are some that I haven't quite figured out, mainly because I'm not 100% sure if they're real plot branches or fake ones like the one I showed in this update. I'll point these out when I get to them, and I'd be very happy if people point out something I missed.RK47 said:Some of the solutions are still a mystery to me...
There are quite a few, more than in Rise I think. Since the game is linear it moves you from one section to the other without being able to go back, and each section has its own set of game overs. A lot of them aren't deaths per se, as you will see, but they're not much better.anus_pounder said:More deaths? Yes please.
Well this was 1991, when Trip Hawkins was the Antichrist and EA was the most evil company in the business. Funny how few things have changed over 20 years.Crooked Bee said:Also, E.A.? As in Electronic Arts?
Sceptic said:Anyway I'm now trying to decide how to split my updates. My initial plan was to have each in-game Day be its own update, but some of them (including the next one) are going to be veeeeeeeeeeeeery long due to loads and loads of dialog. Suggestions? Do people mind wading through a dialog with >100 images and a LOT of reading beside it?
Can you see this Gaider? THIS is how you write witty dialog.lightbane said:These conversations were hilarious
There will be at least one every update. I expect a couple of them to have 3 or 4. Gonna catch them all!anus_pounder said:GAME OVERS ?!?!?
Fixed it for yaFowyr said:I playing Rise of the Dragon right now, so I can't follow your LP. I want to play Heart of China myself right after I finish Rise.
Rise is the cool little adventure game. Atmospheric and have a ton of good jokes. Puzzles was pretty easy, except puzzles related to wires. As man who uses tester regularly since he was a kid, I was fully after solving vidphone puzzle. Second wire puzzle in the end of the game was too. And it take me hour to save the girlSceptic said:Do post your thoughts on the games when you finish them.
I wonder how this practice was called in English. In Russian it was "зашанхаить", derived from the city name Shanghai.Crooked Bee said:
It's not that he's stupid and gullible, it's that he's so bloody arrogant and self-centered. AND he thinks "American" is a languagelightbane said:I like how everyone makes fun of the Amerikwan protagonist (with a reason though, he seems to be stupid and gullible)
What's wrong Crooked Bee? Are you having the same problem Wyrmlord had? Humor too subtle/subdued for you?Crooked Bee said:
leonwaterloo said:You forgot to right-click check the pillar with the chinese characters in the bar.
Glad to hear you enjoyed it. Yeah the wiretap puzzle was crazy. Though you're maybe the only person I know who went instead of ragingFowyr said:Rise is the cool little adventure game. Atmospheric and have a ton of good jokes. Puzzles was pretty easy, except puzzles related to wires.