Let's play Liberal Crime Squad (Premature End by GOP's bug)

[Cassidy]

The Authority can't hold a candle to the Warriors of Diversity!

 

[Cassidy]

Just one more vote and I'll get to this.

 

[Haba]

I vote that you strip your Liberals naked and fight the good fight with your bodies!

1Aa

 

[RK47]

2 - E - a

I think you're making good progress, but could use more people working within the system.

 

[Cassidy]

[Intelligence]Fighting the Good Fight, With Words

Love me, I'm a Liberal

Xenia Friend crafted proper attires for all of the Warriors of Diversity, if they are to infiltrate the AM Radio Station to STOP THE LIES! START THE TRUTH! Everything is set, but first, they go to the Pawn Shop as cash is running somewhat short lately.

Thus, it begins. This will be risky and dangerous, but the world must know the truth.

Verifying the map part of the fifth column gave, the shortest route to the studio becomes obvious. No deviations shall be made for infiltrating this den of conservatives is not something to be taken lightly. The primary goal is to reach the studio and spread the truth to the masses of rednecks that listen to this.

Front door was locked, but it was no deal for Riley France.

And along the way, as compensation for their crime of spreading hatred against niggers Afro-Americans and ragheads followers of the religion of peace, the Warriors of Diversity take some stuff for themselves. Then a door that shouldn't go wrong goes as an attempt to pick its lock jams it.

And one of the conservative drones stares with suspicion at the Warriors of Diversity in disguise, but fortunately they aren't yet aware of their presence. Once that pack of conservatives is gone, they carry on.

EXTREME door opening always works. Surely it won't help keeping a low profile, but it works.

Otherwise, they manage to keep the conservatives fooled many other times, granting their safe approach to the studio, which isn't very far away by now.

They were just a few steps away when everything went wrong. Weapons ready, they continued advancing carefully to get to the studio.

A security guard tried to stop them, but he never stood a chance.

And thus, after locking the door, they began their pirate broadcast.

Hello! Hello! I am Three-headed Dog for a special interrupt. I am Fighting the Good Fight with Words! Do you like pets? I bet you have a nice pet at home. They are always there with us, when we are sad, happy, calm, angry, they are always loyal and good. Now think on that pet you love so much, imagine butchers filling them with needles, chopping limbs and ribs. putting chemicals that cause more pain than anything ever conceived in the poor puppies! That is what is happening right now! Every day more and more pets are used as test subjects in cruel genetic modification experiments so that corporations may have greater and greater profits regardless of how those profits and actions will, in the future, harm all of us and the future generations!

We must make a stand agaisnt this. Look at these sounds, these are the recordings taken from one of those laboratories, although I call them animal death camps! Listen to their cries! What if one day the animals are gone, extinct thanks to our ruthlessness, do you think these corporations will stop doing these inhuman experiments? No! They won't, they will simply start picking poor people as test subjects because they are all evil, greedy, and ruthless, and even more greedy and they already pick human test subjects and twist nice people into mutants thanks to their carelessness with the environment and free ride over America, now nothing but a whore of the corporations!

Don't stand down, fight the good fight too! We cannot allow the bleak future ahead of us to come!

....

Most rednecks didn't change to another Radio as the show went through, and thus it had results, slowly, but surely. However, what about security?

Eight security guards show up! Fighting through so many men sounds suicidal. The situation is desperate, but Trash tries the impossible: to talk his way out.

It doesn' work, and in the end, only two survive, Dajaaj and Trash, who somehow, along the chaos of the firefight, managed to evade the security and Dajaaj is severely injured. If these were real life liberals, they'd never have the balls for doing such an act of bravery for the cause of freedom of speech.

Gary Goode, who dreamed of winning the Olympics.



Riley France, who never got through the trauma from the Vietnam War and had the typical thousand-yard stare. His last war in the brass for The Man was an unjust and imperialistic war, but he died as a freedom fighter. He will be greatly missed for his courage, skills and strength of personality.



Noah Dimeo, the first tranny casualty of the war. A competent lawyer skilled with pistols, now lost forever.



Kweisi Cobb, once a smartass socialite leeching from the money of a big inheritance, but persuaded on changing his selfish and purposeless life for a greater cause.

In the end, however, on his dying breath, Dajaaj gave his last strength to stop the hemorrhage Trash was suffering, sacrificing his life by refusing to provide first aid to himself so that the Liberal sodomite could live. The doctor will be forever remembered, for were it not for him, all of the Warriors of Diversity would become martyrs, and the Liberal cause would suffer an even more terrible loss.

NEVAR FORGET.

However, Trash was still badly hurt from the hemorrhage, and the thugs were closing in. Doing his best, he made his way out of the AM Radio Station, as the message of liberalism had its finale writ in blood.

Angry rednecks chase Trash as he tries to make his way out of this hell.

His first try of escaping doesn't work well, and they are still after his sports car, as they try to hit him, but fortunately miss. It is critical that he manages to get through and escape.

Later, things start to look better, as in these tense moments the chase proceed.

But some of them are still on his tail. And then, he ends getting into the middle of a fruit stand along the chase.

After some evasive driving, the last redneck ends dying in an ugly crash.

Somehow, Trash is still alive.

This is Like That Thing Cleveland was Talking About. And thus, wounded, Trash has little to do now than to try building up new Warriors of Diversity with his persuasion skills, and otherwise laying low.

The month passes, proposals appear, only to be barred by conservatives, as always. There is much left to do. The masses must know the truth no matter how much it costs to spread it. Otherwise, an amendment could turn America into an arch-conservative nightmare stomping a blackface, forever.

Could this be good news?

Nothing has changed.

The only good news was a lot of extra cash for this new month. Trash had to act quickly now. His focus: writers, so that the truth may begin to be spread for the people. Thus he would go to the Park, looking for liberals, moderates, and sometimes conservatives, to recruit.

But first, the setup. A business front was created on the Liberal Guardian building to reduce suspicion, and the infrastructure thus was ready. All left to do was to bring the writers and the juicy confidential data the resident hacker has been getting for special editions.

Eventually, the first three writers for the Liberal Guardian were set. All armed, just in case, and fitted with body armors crafted by the hippie Xenia Friend.

But there is a need of more writers. So the EXTREME method, considering the lack of good liberal writers nowadays, always work, and more, it led one of the foolish office workers to give in a detailed map of that animal death camp, so if it is decided to release the poor puppies, they'll have a good idea of where to look for them.

But even as the covert struggle carries on, conservatism grows stronger. The Liberal Guardian first editions are being published, and hopefully they will revert the trend by the end of this month.

Five new members join the Warriors of Diversity, and the Liberal Guardian is almost fully crewed, but can always have one more writer, for the greater the quality of its contents, the more people will be convinced of the liberal cause. Now on the new members. And again, you can claim anyone you want not already claimed to have your username in it.

Rudy Sho is another Army Veteran, who is a good driver and excellent rifleman. Nevertheless, he'll never replace Riley France as he was not only a good combatant, but also an excellent driver and security specialist.

Jasmine Hoddinott is just temporarily in the Warriors of Diversity, as her skills are more fit for hacking than for field missions. She'll be enough for the time being, however.

Peter Bacall, our newest Doctor.

And Woody MacNeil, the DethSquad Officer "rescued" during the Crackhouse Raid, finally ready for action after recovering from many severe wounds.

However, speaking on DethSquad, one of the sleepers got caught, and is still in the Police Station. Trash fears he may give in something big after days of torture and abuse, yet, raiding a Police Station, even though as of now they can craft disguises, is very dangerous, specially after the disastrous raid of the AM Radio Station and with fresh new recruits. If this captured sleeper talks too much, on the other hand, he may pave the way for a raid against their current safehouse. Nevertheless, the lack of anybody with security skills make such rescue impossible as of the moment.

But that is one of many questiions to answer. First of all, now that there are five writers on the Liberal Guardian, kidnapping and deprogramming further writers may be off the questions, or perhaps not, it's all up to you on who to kidnap now for either active duty or as a sleeper:

A) Corporate managers

B) News Anchors and Radio Personalities

C) Cops, Soldiers, Veterans and CIA agents

D) Journalists, Authors and other kinds of people with Writing skills

E) Lawyers and Judges

F) Some thief because having no choice but to go EXTREME on doors is a bad idea

Although cash has been running low lately, forcing surplus equipment and sensitive information to be sold at the Pawn Shop, what should be done with any surplus money?


a) Invest further in the Liberal Guardian location with booby traps and fortifications.

b) Invest in acting classes for the new Warriors of Diversity to develop disguise skills in all of them.

c) Disguises

d) Buy weapons and ammo for the new Warriors of Diversity ASAP

e) Save it just in case

I didn't give options on infiltration this time because it's suicide to do it with a team where most are unskilled at disguise. Also should've boosted persuasion skills through kidnappings further before the AM Radio Show. At least the founder of the LCS survived.

 

[lightbane]

Damn, that was close. I suggest F and b to prevent the same from happening again. Also, I ask to take over one of the writers, concretely Joseph, for the lulz.

 

[Azira]

I vote B and a, and call dibs on the new doc. M:

 

[Trash]

F and B for it is clear that the revolution will have to be brought to the streets and homes of America.

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

Ab

Leveling security is easy, so just taking one dude with it is enough in the long run. Having shitloads of money to blow on Theatre lessons is by far more important.

Also, as previously said, setting up a hacker nest is a good idea, since hacking gives lots of Juice, which allows you to recruit more Liberals (personally I think Enlightened are only good for sleeper duties)

 

[Hellraiser]

DA - The Liberal Guardian must grow

 

[Fafnir]

Ab

 

[Crooked Bee]

Wow, that was intense. Kudos to you. I vote F-b.

We need a new safehouse maybe? Just to stay on the safe side.

 

[RK47]

We won't survive another fuck-up like this.

F - Lockpicks man, subtlety is the way for the few.

B - Stay under the radar FFS. They nearly got you!

 

[Haba]

Training lockpicks doesn't require more than a few visits to apartment complex(es)

Aa, presuming you have enough sleepers to leak you intel on the police/gov't/corporations. You will want to have those booby traps in place, trust me.

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

You should regularly move between safehouses, and it'd be high time for Trash to get acquitted in court so he can become a Liberal Mastermind instead of getting his hands dirty.

 

[Cassidy]

You should regularly move between safehouses, and it'd be high time for Trash to get acquitted in court so he can become a Liberal Mastermind instead of getting his hands dirty.

But where is the fun in that? It's not like the founder dying is game over in the first place. I know this may not reflect reality but here Trash will act, not only talk and stay behind. And besides, surrendering to DethSquad and suicide are the same.

Also Trash ran out of recruitment slots in any case and I don't like making super-big active liberal crime squads.

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Liberal Rock

Rise of the Liberal Guardian

At the last days of June, the search began for someone who knew how to pick a lock.

Security guards don't necessarily have a security skill, but Trash continued his march to deprogram conservatives, until finding someone who knows how to do it. Nevertheless, Harry Bremer will be a better member for the Warriors of Diversity than some of the current people in there.

Money was running short, and too short to invest in acting classes right now, but thanks to Xenia Friend's skills, an additional way of getting cash was found.

And then the first Special Edition of the Liberal Guardian comes out as a new month begins, showing the corruption of the new arch-conservative regime and its cronies within the court, that are quite willing to ignore the murders committed by the wealthy and powerful in exchange for bribes. The truth begins to spread to the masses! This is a much greater weapon than any rifle, than any pistol or bomb. It is through the revelation of truth that there may yet be a hope of freedom for Amerikwa. The two most important battlefields are the cyberspace and the information field. Where WikiLeaks failed, the Liberal Guardian shall succeed.

At least this woman??? Zachary Cooper will be an additional tailor, but so far no security specialist found. Hopefully the next attempt ends better. Deprogramming can be risky, after all.

A Mercenary falls right into the trap, and after some days of both EXTREME and gentle indoctrination, he also gives in a detailed map of the evil, dark and greedy Corporate HQ, a target too high-profile and dangerous for the Warriors of Diversity to attempt raiding right now.

Not only this mercenary has a decent security skill, but also he is one of the best riflemen and the best driver available. Definitively going into the Warriors of Diversity. And with this settled, the Warriors of Diversity are reorganized.

All of the current Warriors of Diversity are sent to learn Acting so they can improve their disguise skills, while Zachary Cooper is making clothes and the nurse is treating Shane's light wounds from the EXTREME deprogramming. And thus, selling expensive and cheap suits, buying extra gear with surplus and investing most of the money in acting classes, the Liberal sodomites, men, women and trannies spend an entire month low-profile.

One target at a time is the strategy of the Liberal Guardian. To perhaps shift the supreme court, it is thus decided that for a few months all editions will show how corrupt and decadent the justice system currently is. The people will slowly awaken through the revelations of how low America has fallen.

The DethSquad sleeper that got caught, like Sandra Yamaguchi, won't be left behind! Once again the Ace Attorney comes to the rescue!

And the final result becomes pretty predictable.

This month of July had high expenses, specially because of the tragic loss of five patriots that will never be forgotten, and of all their weapons and equipment as well, and because this time there will be no mistake. The Liberal Guardian is startling up big and powerful figures, and thus better to be safe than sorry.

Ex-DethSquad Woody MacNeil has the lowest disguise skill of all Warriors of Diversity, and their classes are still going on at this beginning of August. Whether the team is ready or not for some is up to you to decide, but let's take a look at what kind of equipment expenses went through July.

I go to civil rights rallies
And I put down the old D.A.R.
I love Harry and Sidney and Sammy
I hope every colored boy becomes a star
But don't talk about revolution
That's going a little bit too far
So love me, love me, love me, I'm a liberal

They aren't that kind of liberal.

Now the Warriors of Diversity are geared up to fight a small war, and their disguise skills are decent, but improvement could happen yet.

If the flames of tyranny try to burn the the Voice of Liberty expressed through the Liberal Guardian, they shall be met with unremitting firepower, and all writers of the radical clandestine newspaper are more than ready to kill those pigs called firemen for the cause of liberty. However, they also requested for the set up of booby traps, fortifications and cameras in their building.

Even the support liberals, who aren't expected to go into battle under normal circumstances, are slowly gearing up themselves as well. One more note I almost forgot: Currently the Heat level in the safehouse the Warriors of Diversity are in is 50% and its secrecy is 50%, so the risk of a raid is clear.

And now, it's up to you to decide what to do in this month of August. First of all, now that the Warriors of Diversity are roughly restored, what should they attempt to infiltrate?

1) A Factory to free enslaved child workers, confiscate their profits and destroy machines of pollution and exploitation for the fat cats.

2) The Gentlemen's Club so they can find powerful and influential conservatives to kidnap and deprogram. And also because of



3) A Cosmetics Labs to free the poor cute puppies

4) A Genetics Labs to free the poor "cute puppies"

5) A Sweatshop to free the oppressed illegal immigrants

6) Nothing, better to lay low this month as well.

What kind of people should be "recruited"?

A) Corporate Managers

B) Lawyers and Judges

C) News Anchors and Radio Personalities

D) CIA Agents, Soldiers and Mercenaries

E) Office Workers, Authors, Journalists

F) Hackers, Engineers and Scientists

How to invest the money?

a) Even more acting classes for the Warriors of Diversity

b) Fortify the Liberal Guardian's building and if possible another extra safehouse for later use.

c) Get weapons for every liberal and body armors too.

d) Buy cars for the other liberals besides the Warriors of Diversity

And finally, should the Warriors of Diversity and others in the Projects move away as the heat is getting up, and if yes, where?

w) No, there are two sleeper DethSquad Officers that'll give advance warning should a raid happen anyway.

x) Yes, rent middle class apartments at the university district, they are discreet enough as of now.

y) Yes, rent upper class apartments at downtown. Where the wealthy live the conservatives rarely suspect of anything.

z) Yes, get to one of those abandoned plants in the Industrial District, and invest in at least a business front for it if posible.

 

[Crooked Bee]

6-B-a-x

Let's lay low for a little while and get our acting skills even more up before we infiltrate the Gentlemen's Club.

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

3-A-a-just get all the goddamn hideouts already.

 

[Hellraiser]

2BB, you need more prestigious members for your prestigious crime squad of liberal ideology.

 

[Cassidy]

Even if drunk, take a few seconds to vote unless you want another unfinished thread.

 

[RK47]

2 The Gentleman's Club should provide us with some 'interesting' new members.

D

b

z

 

[Edward_R_Murrow]

2-B-b-z

 

[Cassidy]

This is a much longer set of updates than usual as things didn't went exactly up to plan, and because I want control over certain kinds of decisions so that I can play the game myself rather than let you play itself by your own, exclusively. I won't spoil anything, but now there will be two posts due to the number of screenshots. The voting will be on the second one after this.

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More Liberal Rock until someone posts some proper satirical songs because the only one I know that fits is Love me, I'm a Liberal and it's already overused itt

Liberals and Monocles

As the heat is getting too high over the Projects, a business front called(ironically) Nixon Life Insurance is set up for the Warriors of Diversity and liberals in support roles to move to.

Once settled up in their new safehouse, the Warriors of Diversity, wearing first-rate expensive suits crafted by their own master tailors, head to the Gentlemen's Club, hoping to find powerful and influential people to recruit. Dressed in such luxurious and elegant clothes, they stand a strong chance of getting inside.

Trash is particularly observed by the bouncers as they arrive in their sportscar.

And humilatingly discovers the Warriors of Diversity aren't sufficiently

Back to acting classes so their disguise skills can get more inclined for another try! Except for Trash as his disguise skills are far ahead of those from the rest of the team.

The God of Conservatives is exposed by what's left of liberal books not immediately set on fire by the fascist Firemen.

Damn Cable News alienating the masses to bow down to the conservative agenda!

Nine Inch Nails: Burn

Speak of the devil! As the Liberal Guardian begins to prove itself a big thorn on the fascist agenda, they sent their mooks to burn. But the flames of liberty burn brighter, and shall take them all with them! It's not easy to purchase a printing press these days, but the final decision is up to the Voices of Liberty.

Difficult choice because the building isn't particularly fortified yet, and there is no idea when this raid could happen. Immediately or in a few days from now, it could.

In spite of all the risks and threats, they choose to make a stand for freedom.

Luck favors the brave. For it seems they are still preparing for this coming raid. Immediately Some liberals get ready to sell some extras at the Pawn shop so that cash will be sufficient to fortify the News building and set some boobytraps over there. Thus a time to review the situation:

The former DethSquad Kristie Diaz, armed with a M16 and particularly skilled at it, is an important asset for the defense of liberty. No matter how tough it could be the coming battle, this tranny won't let them down here.

And the rest of the group. Relatively well equipped, but not all of them are skilled with guns. Fortunately the MP5 is a relatively accurate weapon even in unskilled hands. Nevertheless, Kristie Diaz moves to the main squad as he is one of the best combatants in the building.

The compound is fortified and filled with boobytraps, in preparation for the coming battle for freedom of speech.

The fascists come in burning random stuff on the streets as a means intimidation, as they prepare to storm the safehouse behind the business front, armed with their deadly flamethrowers. They try to frighten the Voices of Liberty into surrendering and giving up, but they won't.

Their answer to their threats comes quickly.

For they are ready to make these pigs run away screaming!

Or die trying.

FOR FREEDOM! FOR LIBERALISM!

The place was made worse than Vietnam. Better to let them come first! And then look for those who fell right into the traps, ambush and kill them, and more and more until they are gone or into a retreat. That is the plan.

The first fascists are ambushed. Many of them wounded by the traps, they are to be put to the slaughter.

They will regret this! The first ambushed firemen squad is utterly slaughtered, one by one.

Unfortunately a squad that wasn't caught into a trap spots the Voices of Liberty. Nevertheless they shall die! Even if their bunker gear makes a shotgun to the head not necessarily mean instant death, this means they'll suffer more for their crimes against liberty.

But, some of the less skilled along miss too many shots, and then.

Joseph Tubbs, another one whose ashes are left in the pyre of the martyrs of liberty.



There is no time for grieving! The rest of the Voices of Liberty must carry on the struggle and kill this fireman quickly!

The battle isn't over yet just because not all of them will make it up alive.

Oh shit!

Popped like a smashed watermelon! There is still hope of victory! Fire!

And they began to fall. Their Bunker Gears were designed to protect against fire rather than to stop bullets. More of them fell as they charged along the flames.

Debbie Pendergrass didn't live to see the victory, but will never be forgotten.

Freedom of speech has won the battle today, but this is only the beggining. The good news is that the master crafters of the Liberal Crime Squad can repair the captured bunker gear from this battle so that next time, they'll be much better prepared for another raid like this. And thus, in spite of the two losses, the Liberal Guardian carried on to spread the truth. Maybe one day popular pressure shall bring this tyranny down, and for this the continued survival of the Liberal Guardian is essential.

As their brainwashing carries on, it's time to show how rotten and biased the Cable News are as a tool to brainwash the masses. This edition also came with the report of the Firemen raid and their failure to stop the Voice of Liberty, of course.

Once again, nothing has changed.

Our finances are starting to improve, but one question remains. How much progress has really gone through the public opinion, which will be of essence to overthrow this tyranny and free America for a New Liberal Century? Our elite hacker decides to run some clandestine opinion polls to discover it:

Most people showed they want improvements over privacy laws, and less corrupt conservative judges and more liberal judges. Both show that slowly the Liberal Crime Squad is achieving its goals by awakening the masses.

And finally, the Liberal Crime Squad is considered a force to be reckoned with, and the latest special issue of the Liberal Guardian helped a lot to destroy the credibility of the Cable News, which will also help. Meanwhile, the arch-conservative president's popularity has dropped due to the judicial corruption revelations, but that is just the tip of the iceberg.

For there is much more truth to be uncovered, and shown to the people.

The winds were turning. It is obvious that the Man is desperate to shut down the liberals as they are starting to pose a significant threat to the dominionist New American Century agenda. In the meantime, the training of disguise skills carry on, but it is deemed insufficient yet. For the monocle is not for anyone. But one day the Warriors of Diversity shall enter in the Gentlemen's Club!

To be continued...

 

[Cassidy]

Seducing men with male character who didn't pick the gay option in character creation makes all his male dates have female names... Go figure.

As for Bible Black... Can't get more liberal than this:

http://www.bleachhentaiworld.com/images ... -solo.jpeg

http://www.naughtytentaclehentai.com/im ... black.jpeg

... yep ...

I never clicked on these links as I can guess what the fuck they show. Also, the ultimate Liberal of this kind of stuff are the Afro-American diversity enrichment squads armed with machetes.



Second part of the latest update coming tomorrow.

 

[CrimsonAngel]

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