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Let's Play Men of War (Battle of Moscow Part 2)

Discussion in 'Codex Playground' started by Cassidy, Oct 4, 2011.

  1. Cassidy Arcane

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    Index
    1. Baptism by Fire(right here)
    2. The evacuation of Rostov-on-Don, Part 1
    3. The evacuation of Rostov-on-Don, Part 2
    4. The Song of Partisans
    5. March of the Defenders of Moscow, Part 1
    6. March of the Defenders of Moscow, Part 2: T-26 World's Best Tank

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    Men of War is a Real-Time Tactical Game, something like a more complex, challenging and interesting Company of Heroes that has campaigns for Soviet, Allies and Germany, and also a multiplayer with both competitive and coop matches. Just as a start, I find it amusing the fact a RTS has a more complex and challenging stealth system than Alphail Popamole or Desu Ex: Human Derpolution.

    :M

    I'll be doing only the Soviet Campaign in this LP. So expect poorly written Engrish and cheap Potato jokes.

    I wouldn't want to spoil the fun of playing with Nazis, would I?

    Of course, hardest difficulty available was taken for it. So let's start it:

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    March of Soviet Tankmen

    Alexey "Hamster" Kuznetsov, known for his fanatical patriotism and Victor "Brother None" Smirnov, known for his writing of articles denouncing the intellectual decadence of "bourgeois entertainment", two university students and friends, are drafted as Junior Officers to serve in the war against the German invaders. On a truck, they are heading to the front lines with other soldiers in a convoy.

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    But like always, Stukas come to bring destruction before they even arrived to the front.

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    Obvious answer is obvious.

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    Amusing how cutscene obliviousness works. The armored car gets close and pin down the survivors, who mostly get down before they could be utterly slaughtered. Alexey, inspired by his still not born role model Vladimir Putin, mans up and crawls through the grasses to the right flank of the German vehicle, aware one wrong move would get him killed, exploiting its blind spots to get close enough, and then:

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    Tutorial Mission detected.

    Hamster: Hello JarlFrank!

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    Hamster: You like blood? So what about blood, fire and death?

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    Hamster: Let not the arms and supplies of our fallen comrades waste!

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    Hamster: I take german gun as trinket.

    [​IMG]: But it has less ammunition than the PPsh, why are you taking it?

    Hamster: For trophy room. Also best than pistol.

    [​IMG]: All right, everybody got extra ammunition and supplies from our dead comrades and enemies, now let's report to the local commanding officer.

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    [​IMG]: I have a direct order to hold these positions, which means your platoon will have to get into the action

    [​IMG]: My men are entrenched over there. Take some of them with you - you would have a hard time on your own.

    NOTE: I can't really convey the bad English voice acting in screenshot format, sorry bros. Whether it's as bad as Our Favourite Song or not is something you can only conclude on your own by playing it or watching Judentube videos.

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    Nothing ever comes trying to break through these trenches because you're not supposed to get involved in defending them. Scripted "battle environment" is scripted.

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    The reason why those trenches aren't attacked violently seems clear now. The Germans are attempting an encirclement. They must not be allowed to succeed.

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    POPAMOLE???????????

    :x :x :x

    Take your own conclusions.

    Hamster: I sneak hill to the left and get surprise rear attack on Germans, you wait behind armored car wreck on my signal.

    [​IMG]: Got it. Just don't take too long, or give yourself in while sneaking through those hills.

    Hamster: The Saint Putin protect. No worry.

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    And so Brother None's squad awaited behind the wreckage, ready to fire.

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    Hamster: Russia genius show. Tree is perfect hideout. Nobody will spot you comrade, just shoot once it start.

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    Hamster: Surprise buttsecks! Ура!

    [​IMG]: I'm surprised we pulled this off without casualties.

    Hamster: Soviet soldier worth ten german. A kilogram soviet potato worth a ton sauerkraut. Now I take german machinegun for trinket.

    [​IMG]: You dealt with the machineguns pretty well for a rookie, lieutenant. Pretty well, indeed. Now let's see what we can do with this vehicle - it just seems to have a broken track...

    Hamster: KV-1 world best heavy tank. Soviet tank best tank.

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    Hamster Everything can be fix. Almost.

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    The KV-1 is now the best hope to retake the village to the east, which will be needed, and thus it must be deployed with care lest it be destroyed. The road just north of the stream is being used by Germans to transport they war supplies, and thus, if it could be secured, an ambush would be possible and greatly help Mother Russia.

    Hamster: I too manly to hide inside tank, sorry but you command it, Brother None. I shoot german with german machinegun instead, for poetic justice.

    [​IMG]: Not a problem. The shells won't be focused on you, so I don't see why it demeans my manliness to command a tank rather than an infantry squad. Gunner, ten o' clock!

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    Hamster: Ура!

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    [​IMG]: *static* You're exposing yourself too much, comrade. I suggest you take better positions and wait. We should advance only once all the Germans on our sight die.

    Hamster: Sure, take cover.

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    Hamster: Nothing can stop KV-1!

    [​IMG]: *static* Hamster, ensure no German will manage to sneak near our tank, it's time to advance!

    Hamster: They will die before even think of do it.

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    Hamster: Death to german invader!

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    [​IMG]: We wiped out their anti-tank gun crews. Forward!

    Hamster: One second, need time for Russia superior medicine to work.

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    Hamster: Best medicine. Only left to do is be able to resurrect dead.

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    Hamster: Need be sure no german get close with anti-tank grenade. Now is sure to kill all.

    [​IMG]: *static* Good, we are advancing through the main road.

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    Hamster: Ура!

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    Hamster: Coward germans hiding from us. Time to hunt them. Hunt them good like:

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    Hamster: Need no scope. If finn can hunt no scope we can also.

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    Hamster: Get artillery and shell them as much as Tblisi!

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    [​IMG]: *static* I believe we have almost fully liberated this village, just a little more in dead Germans and we'll be done here.

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    Hamster: Panzers are all little girls next to KV-1.

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    Hamster: We get closer to german, kill german.

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    Hamster: Use perfect hideout to ambush germans.

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    [​IMG]: *static* I wonder how many of them are left.

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    Hamster: Get me up here, Krautz!

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    Hamster: Haha, you can't aim anti-tank gun to hit treetop fool! Hey Brother None, I got problem!

    [​IMG]: We are maneuvering to take down that field gun. Get down from that tree! You are exposing yoursellf too much there!

    Hamster: I am man enough to risk take.

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    Hamster: Ура!

    Hamster: Watch out! Panzer!

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    [​IMG]: I think that was the last of their tanks. Hamster, get your men to mop up stragglers, we are almost finished for sure now.

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    Hamster: Sure, hunt all germans we go.

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    Hamster: We freed the village, Ура!

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    [​IMG]: I have bad news, however. It seems the Germans stole all the village's stockpile of potatoes.

    Hamster: No potato...

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    [​IMG]: We should cross the stream and secure Hill 65, and then we will be able to ambush the German convoys.

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    Hamster: First I get trucks and field guns, one second.

    [​IMG]: Don't take too long. The German convoys won't wait.

    Hamster: Russia punctuality unmatched, no worry.

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    [​IMG]: Take positions, quickly!

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    Hamster: One down! Get best tank forward!

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    Hamster: Weak shells no pierce KV-1 invincible armor.

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    [​IMG]: Hey! Why are you wearing a German helmet?

    :smug: : Comrade Alexey has trophy gun collection, I have trophy helmet collection. Now we finish them.

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    Hamster: Not even bicycle will survive russian ambush.

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    [​IMG]: I will blockade the road directly, Hamster. I'll let you decide whether to position over the hills or together with me.

    Hamster: Only cowards need hill to win battle.

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    Hamster: Silly german, not expecting drive by. KV-1 pinned german down. Shoot convoy sky high!

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    Hamster: Great think, smoke cover us from long range cannon fire. Look there, a tanker! This will hot!

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    [​IMG]: I don't think there is much left of this convoy, but we shouldn't risk advancing through all that smog and fire.

    Hamster: Waiting is so boring.

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    [​IMG]: I fear the stragglers might have taken positions on the hill.

    Hamster: Russia better always, hill cannot save them. Watch out hill.

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    Hamster: But not hill only!

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    Hamster: Panzer not hit so bad, Russia perfect engineering can fix it for Motherland!

    [​IMG]: All right, but is it really necessary?

    Hamster: I also have collection of panzer trophies. Keep on watch.

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    [​IMG]: There shouldn't be many of them left, how long until you fix this Panzer turret?

    Hamster: Technicist having difficulty. All inside tank is writ in barbarian language.

    [​IMG]: Were you seriously expecting to find Russian labels inside a German tank?

    Hamster: Of course! Because Russia most important great country of world, all countries logically should have russian second language, right?

    [​IMG]: ...

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    Hamster: There! Lets kick german ass!

    [​IMG]: No, wait, we are in a perfect position to engage threats coming from the hills, if we advance through too early we could expose ourselves too much.

    Hamster: Boring and unmanly.

    [​IMG]: But will get all of us through this alive.

    Hamster: All right, I wait and get gunner high alert. Now, "Selbstzerstörung" is the button to shoot things, or "Feuer"?

    [​IMG]: "Feuer", I don't think German is that complicated to make a so long word for something so simple. Also, turn around, exposing this Panzer engines to an incoming enemy is a bad idea.

    Hamster: Got it.

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    Hamster: Look how it fly in cinders shaken by Mother Russia power!

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    [​IMG]: One of the tracks was hit. I am afraid that unless you want to charge on your own in this old captured German tank, you'll have to wait again.

    Hamster: But KV-1 must be invulnerable. Sabotage! German spies sabotage war industry to make KV-1 weak.

    [​IMG]: It's done. Now I think they are too afraid to come to us, so let's advance!

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    Hamster: Ура!

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    Hamster: Get back to Germany and give back potato you stole!

    [​IMG]: We managed it! But I am afraid, that the way the war is going, we will have to retreat soon.

    Hamster: No matter, Russia will win in the end, comrade!

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    COMING NEXT: The Evacuation of Rostov-on-Don
     
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  2. Ed123 Arcane Patron

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    Great OP, but I'm having trouble empathizing with the protagonists. They need romance subplots or some kind of buddy-cop dramatic tension.
     
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  3. Fens Ford of the Llies

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    good timing... was about to start a replay myself and now i don't have to... Ура!
     
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  4. Azira Arcane Patron

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    Kill them all for the greater glory of Saint Putin! :salute: :salute: :salute:
     
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  6. spectre Arcane

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    I approve of this LP. за Родину, за Сталина

    By the way, do tell how did you manage to keep the KV alive until the end of the mission?
    Heavy tanks always blow up randomly on me in MoW and I remember finishing the tutorial with captured AT guns instead.
     
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  7. anus_pounder Arcane

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    Holy Shit. :lol: :lol:
     
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    You should LP Stalin vs Martians.
     
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    Or he could castrate himself with a cheese grater.
     
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    The Codex has a way too low a ratio of LPs of good games and LPs of unbelievable shit. This needs to be rectified, since Andyman isn't LPing any Final Faggotry at the moment.
     
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  12. Cassidy Arcane

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    I didn't want to abandon the Alpha Protocol LP, but I couldn't bear it any further.

    :troll:
     
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  13. GarfunkeL Racism Expert

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  14. Quilty Magister

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    Don't listen to them, keep playing this. It's much more emergent.

    YES I SAID IT SO WHAT
     
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  15. Andyman Messiah Mr. Ed-ucated

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    Well...

    No, I guess I'm not.
     
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  16. Cassidy Arcane

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    What about the real KZ Manager instead of Stalin vs. Martians? How can something done by a bunch of nomask7s not be a shit game?

    :M

    Although of course I'll keep this one running.
     
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  17. spekkio Arcane

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    This could get DU into some legal problems, solving his current server-related problems.

    Go for it.

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  20. ~*´¨¯¨`*·~-.¸-AIN'T Arcane Patron

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    Re: Let's Play Men of War (Battle of Yudino, Rostov)

    :lol:

    Looking good, Comrade Cassidy. Eagerly anticipating more of the adventures of Hamster and Brother None
     
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  21. Cassidy Arcane

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    Ehm.

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    I don't want to give lawsuit profit to the stereotypical Jews by doing a LP of a Holocaust Simulator.

    The last time I did a LP of a game I considered shitty, the LP ended equally shitty. So no, I'm not a Horse to endure horseshit games. Go bother horses because I'm not going to LP Stalin vs. Martians.

    :rpgcodex:

    Also, I was a bit demotivated by how it's inevitable this thread will be very screenshot-intensive(I wondered about being a fag and doing it in video LP format instead, but that is not my way), by the baawing for faggotry romance LARP and for me to LP a shit game instead, but I suppose there are enough people who want this updated free from

    :decline:

    For those who enjoy this LP as it is, free from bullshit LARP:

    :bro:

    For those who demanded shitty gay romance LARP:

    GO PLAY BIOWARE POPAMOLE FOR FAGS AND FUCK YOUR DOG CONSOLETARDS

    Free camera, dude.

    This mission was split into two updates due to the amount of screenshots it ensued.

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    The evacuation of Rostov-on-Don, Part 1

    The Hammer has Fallen

    The battle at Yudino was just the beginning. The German forces continued to sweep through the Motherland at a high pace. The Soviet leaders decided that the best means of ensuring the Soviet Union would drive them back was to transfer the industries further inland, and thus, workers raced against time, well aware the German army wouldn't wait. Among many cities which industrial infrastructure was being loaded on trains to be sent to Siberia, was the city of Rostov-on-Don, but time already ran out. Most of the city was occupied, and one final battle was to come in its industrial district, to buy time for the workers to finish loading up industrial machinery in the train and get out of there.

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    Hamster: Minefield is for coward. Bah, destroy tank without even shooting is not worth of Russia superior warrior spirit.

    [​IMG]: I am starting to get tired of your attitude. I destroyed 8 panzers commanding a lone KV-1 while you keep shouting this mindless banter of being strategically stupid because using minefields make you unsure about your manliness.

    Hamster: Only 8? Weak!

    [​IMG]: Hamster, you never change. Just keep a lookout and tell me which direction the Germans are coming from, because obviously you aren't fit to lead this operation at the moment.

    Hamster: I am bless by Saint Putin and Russia always win! You mad?

    [​IMG]: So, what is your suggestion?

    Hamster: Why wait them here like coward? We should attack them! Charge until they stop!

    [​IMG]: Yes, it worked perfectly in Finland. And now we are facing the Germans, who have a much bigger army. Stop being stupid!

    Hamster: We are going lose if we stay here anyway.

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    Hamster: Laying minefield is for fags, I refuse!

    [​IMG]: Laying minefields while a Panzer could arrive at any moment is not for fags, Hamster. Are you afraid of a Panzer surprising you from behind while you were setting up an anti-tank mine?

    Hamster: I am not afraid of fighting German no minefield. Only fag need mine to win.

    [​IMG]: Or maybe you are looking for an excuse to stay clear from harm's way. Also why the obsession at labelling dangerous work like setting minefields "faggotry", are you perhaps in doubt whether you truly enjoy women or not?

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    Hamster: Hell not! I very Russian man!

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    Hamster: Afraid of German might army?

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    [​IMG]: That was only a German reconaissance group that forgot they were supposed to use stealth avoid combat to get back alive.

    Hamster: You should not mention that.

    [​IMG]: Why not?

    [​IMG]: IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO TOTALLY AVOID COMBAT IN MEN OF WAR!

    Hamster: Told you.

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    Hamster: Minefield no glory.

    [​IMG]: I learned to ignore your rants, keep going.

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    Hamster: Four layer of mine? Quad-faggotry!

    [​IMG]: Why don't you charge against a Panzer with an anti-tank grenade in your hand? Because if you didn't notice, we aren't particularly matched here with the german armors and the only medium tank we have is a lone T-34.

    Hamster: Cheap excuse. A manly commander can pull off without mine.

    [​IMG]: I guess I will pretend I am not listening to you.

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    [​IMG]: Good, we will have some time to finish mining those entries, but I fear it is too late to set minefields around the factory office.

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    Hamster: Keep firing! german inferior courage will be downfall!

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    Hamster: Ура!

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    [​IMG]: Fall back! There is no more time to set up further minefields!

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    Hamster: Look! You got brave russia soldiers killed without chance to fight back because of stupid mine!

    [​IMG]: How do you think they would fare trying to take down the panzers that would get away if there were no mines?

    Hamster: It no matter! We must fight with honor not cowardice! Minefield dishonorable!

    [​IMG]: Don't tell me you want to show me your honor.

    Hamster: My honor is unbreak, no need to show what I sure about.

    [​IMG]: This wave seems to have crumbled under our defenses, I wonder where the Germans will launch their next attack.

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    Hamster: Now fight with honor!

    [​IMG]: I should lay anti-personell mines in the most exposed of the factories too.

    Hamster: That is cowardice!

    [​IMG]: One man's courage is another's stupidity.

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    Hamster: We could easily that that but mine give me blueball.

    [​IMG]: Your stupidity is going to make you lose your balls to an artillery shrapnel or something one day.

    Hamster: Saint Putin protects me I never get that bad hurt.

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    Hamster: Look you got several men kill trying mine that place!

    [​IMG]: They knew the risks, and unlike you, they weren't afraid.

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    [​IMG]: The situation is getting dire! We need all artillery we can muster to hold off these offensives!

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    [​IMG]: That is one of the most vulnerable areas of the factory, I must send reinforcements now!

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    [​IMG]: Hamster, why are you silent?

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    Hamster: Quiet! I sneak to kill German behind enemy line.

    [​IMG]: Riiight!

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    [​IMG]: The Germans will not take control over the factories. I have taken measures to ensure it, no matter the cost.

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    [​IMG]: Why didn't they assign someone to take care of ammunition logistics for me? Looks like Hamster is just one of many if these soldiers lack the sharpness to get more ammo on their own instead of laying defenseless until I issue them an order to get whatever they can!

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    [​IMG]: Get the T-34! Now!

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    [​IMG]: I don't get you, you claim minefields are for fags and now...

    Hamster: Only fag need T-34 to win.

    [​IMG]: I shouldn't really ask.

    Hamster: Haha! You stupid blew off T-34 turret!

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    [​IMG]: Wrong! Those T-34 tankmen are more manly than you'll ever dream of being. And the damage wasn't severe enough that it can't be repaired.

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    Hamster: Still, I would have won no T-34 deploy.

    [​IMG]: I bet you would have changed the outcome of the Winter War too in your tiny and closed mind.

    Hamster: But we won the Winter War! The Finns were forced to give in!

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    [​IMG]: Yudino was a walk in the park next to this. Damn can't they load that machinery faster?

    Hamster: I not complain and were I run this no casualty so far, but with you.

    [​IMG]: You would have let the Germans overrun everything in the first minute of their offensive!

    Hamster: Stop the Lies! Start the truth!

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    [​IMG]: Wish we had bigger artillery pieces. Like the ones we used in Georgia.

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    [​IMG]: I'm impressed that light tank lasted this long. At least the T-34 remains operational.

    Hamster: It would still be intact with me.

    [​IMG]: How?

    Hamster: CHARGE! It move faster than panzer turret turn so it get to their flank and blow them up.

    [​IMG]: Are you sure it could move fast enough to make aiming at it impossible?

    Hamster: Even russia light tank superior to german.

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    Hamster: Congratulations! Without T-34 you screwed everything!

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    [​IMG]: Yes, today many heroes shall live and die for the Motherland. Vyacheslav Egorov is one of them. Besides, didn't you just say only fags need T-34 to succeed in battle?

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    Hamster: You even greater faggot to have let it destroyed.

    [​IMG]: There are several Panzers we didn't hit hard enough that they are beyond repair. That is Plan B, and it will make up for the loss of the T-34.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]: I wish I was also there, right in the battle, but I was given clear orders to not risk my life and risk letting this operation leaderless.

    Hamster: That sucks man. Funny, I has same orders and was LARP infiltrator behind enemy lines.

    [​IMG]: You were LARPing in the middle of a real battle? You must be joking!

    Hamster: When war get too nasty LARP help keep level-headed.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]: Will they ever run out of Panzers?

    Hamster: As soon as we run out of manpower. Now, really, I no hate you, I just think your tactics not cool and EXTREME enough for my taste.

    [​IMG]: I'd love to see you trying to pull this EXTREME tactic one day.

    Hamster: It is best tactic. I asure you.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]: The Germans had provoked some losses, but fortunately we held out everything and they are yet to gain any ground here.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]: The Panzers will soon be operational. Using the enemy weapons against themselves is something I truly enjoy.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]: I shudder to think how badly things could have turned out without the minefields.

    Hamster: But then would be manlier.

    [​IMG]: There is nothing manlier in being dead and losing a battle.

    [​IMG]

    Hamster: I wish I could man one of those machineguns in the boiler house.

    [​IMG]: I must not allow the Panzers to get close enough to slaughter the machinegun emplacements, and we must not allow a gap over there. Once more unto the breach!

    [​IMG]

    Hamster: Ура!

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]: For all who gave and shall give their lives in this battle, we must succeed! I expect their offensives will get more and more ferocious, as they already did.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]: We need a break to repair those Panzers, hold on comrades!

    [​IMG]

    Hamster: Why not let me man anti-tank gun? I wanted to be awesome and keep shelling them even when german shell near-hit.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]: Because you shouldn't die pointlessly and you weren't trained in manning artillery in the first place.

    Hamster: I command Panzer III all writ in german and it works, why would I fail with anti-tank gun much simpler?

    [​IMG]: Because they think you are a genius behind all your stupid facade. Oh damn, those Panzers are overwhelming our anti-tank guns! I fear I must take drastic measures to stop it!

    [​IMG]

    Hamster: You sent that man to his death!

    [​IMG]: There was no other choice. He will be remembered as an hero.

    Hamster: A hero!

    [​IMG]: Your English is horrible, so don't try being an English grammar teacher to me.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]: I'll get one of those Panzers operational ASAP.

    Hamster: They launch new wave soon, hurry!

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]: They are really meaning it this time! To all men! No surrender! No retreat! The future of the Motherland is in our hands!

    [​IMG]

    TO BE CONTINUED
     
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  22. anus_pounder Arcane

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    :salute: Your T-34 lasted a whole lot longer than mine did.
     
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  23. DwarvenFood Arcane Patron

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    Serpent in the Staglands Dead State Divinity: Original Sin Project: Eternity Wasteland 2 Codex USB, 2014 Divinity: Original Sin 2 BattleTech Pillars of Eternity 2: Deadfire
    Nice update. What is being "loaded" anyway ?>
     
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  25. eklektyk Erudite

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    realy interesting LPs. Looking forward for moar raep ...
     
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