Vapourware Let's Play Obamacare! - Chapter III: Sabotage

[Lumpy]

It's out it's out IT'S OUT!

We'll start with a balanced character:

Name: Liberius Glyphwright IV
Avatar:

Race: Asian
Class: Illegal Immigrant
State: Georgia

Chapter I: Liberius's New Dawn

: Ah, America! How gayly you welcome me to your shores, where I can finally be safe from Vladimir Putin's merciless wrath. How inviting you are in offering me access to your health system, while unlike Georgia's does not still use Soviet era equipment and shots. Let us see, then, how I can get insured!

: It appears that, as a Georgian, it is on HealthCare.gov itself that I can purchase an Obamacare plan!

Quest 1: Create a HealthCare.gov account!

: Not perfectly oiled, this American system. But alas, it must be better than Georgia's, where my Nana's operation was scheduled 7 months after her demise!

: What trickery is this? I understand nothing of what is written. But it appears I need an American e-mail account before I can sign up.

Quest 2: Get a GMail account!

The character creation screen is fairly bare-bones quite frankly:

Quest Complete!: Get a GMail account!

Now, let's return to HealthCare.gov:

Thanks Obama! A free market would do much better.

: Let's do this then!

: The waiting is killing me.

: Confound you Obama!


To be continued...

 

[laclongquan]

Well played, Lumpy, Well played!

 

[ERYFKRAD]

And here I thought the Realms of Arkania remake was unfinished.

 

[MaskedMan]

Since this was made by obama you prolly need to install arabic fonts to read it properly

 

[Crane]

I love you for this.

 

[ScottishMartialArts]

LOL, I had heard the federal site was bad, but I didn't know it was this bad. Glad I live in California where we have our own exchange.

 

[Lumpy]

The adventures of our hero, Liberius Glyphwright, in his quest for socialist health insurance continue!

Chapter II: Second time's the charm

: Let's give this a second shot then.

: Would my great-grandfather, Liberius Glyphwright I, ever have imagined that one day, a Glyphwright would not die from preventable infections?

: How amusing. As if there were any security questions to which Putin's KGB didn't already know the answer.

Quest 3: Validate your HealthCare.gov account.

: Let us log into our GMail then.

Quest Complete!: Validate your HealthCare.gov account.
Quest Complete!: Create a HealthCare.gov account!

Quest 4: Log into your HealthCare.gov account!

: Let's press Continue, then...

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[Cassidy]

Carry on

:patriot:

 

[Crane]

The LP is hilarious, but I'm disappointed that you haven't tailored firefox with bookmarks suited to Liberius.

 

[Lumpy]

Chapter III: Sabotage!

After spending several weeks bedridden, struggling with an unknown disease for which he could get no treatment but traditional Georgian cures, our hero tries again to log in!

: I do not own a phone.

: Could it be possible that I've forgotten my password? Might the disease have muddled by memory?

: I dearly hope I haven't forgotten my security answers. What was my favourite cuisine again? Oh, what's this?...

: Confound you, Obama! Or might this be Putin's long arm, persecuting me even across the oceans, in a country I'd hoped would be a safe haven from his wrath? Could this be... Sabotage?


The plot thickens!

 

[Crane]

Will Liberius Glyphwright IV ever be able to receive healthcare??