Let's Play Oblivion: The Adventures of Snails!!!!1! (Finito)

[DraQ]

Why not a furry?

Also,

This is the key to understanding Bethesduh.

(Screenshot trying very hard to look like something else meeting text very obviously written by someone who fails lore forever.)

 

[Turisas]

Redguards are furry where it counts.

 

[Elzair]

Why not a furry?

Because I hate them.

 

[Elzair]

Chapter 1: I've Been Locked Up By De Man!

Chapter 1: I've Been Locked Up By De Man!

As we began our journey, our 'hero' has joined millions of other black people in the man's favorite place for them: prison.

Note: Like Ultima IX, Oblivion features the ability to grab any small object and drag it around; Also, like Ultima IX, the feature is completely useless, ...

... but it can be fun for about five seconds!

Now, let's turn our attention to the door.

Bitch goes on like that for a while. Eventually, someone approaches

Touchy!

Oh shit! Listen, if it's about the white bitch that churns the butter ....

...

Think about it.

Oh man! That is nasty!

Shut up! This is important!

To be continued ....

NOTE: I am away from my desktop right now, so I will post another update when I get back to it.

 

[Radisshu]

What's with al lthe good LPs lately? This shit's got potential, MOAR plz.

 

[DraQ]

Re: Chapter 1: I've Been Locked Up By The Man!

Note: Like Ultima IX, Oblivion features the ability to grab any small object and drag it around. Also like Ultima Ix, the feature is completely useless.

Well, you can kill a person and stuff their corpse with several metric tons of loot at which point you can use it as a sort of macabre bionic cart. Not very practical, but still.

Also, "look! no hands!".

Why not a furry?

Because I hate them.

And you're playing the game you (presumably - if you're a sane person) also hate because?

Also,

 

[Freelance Henchman]

What's with al lthe good LPs lately? This shit's got potential, MOAR plz.

Amusingly the very good Mass Effect LP and this one both feature black protagonists. Make of that what you will.

 

[circ]

"Niggas is fucking!" - Richard Pryor

 

[Elzair]

And you're playing the game you (presumably - if you're a sane person) also hate because?

I played the game because I wanted to both make an LP and finally beat the damn game to get it out of my mind and move on.

 

[DraQ]

get it out of my mind

I can sympathise.

 

[Gay-Lussac]

This is a good LP. Few screenshots plenty of funny commentary and dialogue like all LP's should be. Some of them are just shitty literal narrations of the actual game.

Also: MOAR!!

 

[Radisshu]

What's with al lthe good LPs lately? This shit's got potential, MOAR plz.

Amusingly the very good Mass Effect LP and this one both feature black protagonists. Make of that what you will.

Yes, the BG one too. HMMMM.

 

[Freelance Henchman]

What's with al lthe good LPs lately? This shit's got potential, MOAR plz.

Amusingly the very good Mass Effect LP and this one both feature black protagonists. Make of that what you will.

Yes, the BG one too. HMMMM.

Maybe it's the start of a new Codex tradition? From here on all good LPs must feature an ass-kicking, collar-grabbing, ghetto-ass black muthafucka as the main player character.

 

[Radisshu]

What's with al lthe good LPs lately? This shit's got potential, MOAR plz.

Amusingly the very good Mass Effect LP and this one both feature black protagonists. Make of that what you will.

Yes, the BG one too. HMMMM.

Maybe it's the start of a new Codex tradition? From here on all good LPs must feature an ass-kicking, collar-grabbing, ghetto-ass black muthafucka as the main player character.

So I guess GTA: San Andreas is next?

EDIT: I dunno, though, Snails doesn't look very collar-grabbing. He's more likely to be the abused son of Motherfucker Shepard who rebels by just smoking pot all the time.

 

[someone else]

Re: Chapter 1: I've Been Locked Up By The Man!

NOTE: I am away from my desktop right now, so I will post another update when I get back to it.

Erm... Can't you post an update without getting back to it instead? :idea:

 

[oscar]

Needs more referrences to "da man"

 

[Elzair]

Update Coming Soon!

I am trying to bump this to the third page so that I can place my update there.

 

[Radisshu]

I'll help.

 

[Freelance Henchman]

bump

 

[Radisshu]

Extreme bump.

 

[Freelance Henchman]

TRIFORCE SHEPPARD BUMP

 

[Radisshu]

. . . .

. . . .

. . . .

EXTREME RELIGIOUS BUMP

 

[Malachi]

More please!

 

[Freelance Henchman]

. . . .

. . . .

. . . .

EXTREME RELIGIOUS BUMP

I'd make a Sheppard Star of David, but I'm too lazy.

Also bump.

 

[Radisshu]

I was thinking of a swastika.