Let's play: Prisoner of Ice

[Stereotypical Villain]

Ah, sod off Garfunkel. I was simply getting rid of the boring stuff before the avalanche of endgame cutscenes comes into play.

Here's a deal: Get DU to fix my Codexnets and I will finish the game within a week. It doesn't get any better than that.

 

[Stereotypical Villain]

Alternatively I could just bling out my LP with boring trailers which contains a load of screechy jap pop and bullshit. But then again, that might make RK47 sad.

 

[ghostdog]

You know, If you're a TRUE stereo villain you shouldn't complete this LP. It should perpetually haunt the halls of playground along with Bloodnet.

 

[Stereotypical Villain]

NAH BRO I MADE A PROMISE

My next update will be huge and slimy, just how you like your tentacle rape. I just hope I don't run into any more of those timed puzzles again.

PS. I still have Normality.

 

[Wyrmlord]

Why don't you just email us the savegame and we will finish the game and the LP for you?

 

[Wyrmlord]

My offer still stands.

 

[Cassidy]

Damn, I thought SV finally stopped being so stereotypical and updated this.

 

[Wyrmlord]

Stereotypical Villain
Come on, just upload the savegame online, let me download it, and finish this damn LP.

 

[Ulminati]

Wyrmlord
Just grab a walkthrough and rush through the game up to the point where SV was, then carry on. Serves him right someone else finishes the LP

 

[Stereotypical Villain]

This is my Grimoire, my Age of Decadence. Why ruin it by rushing it? Leave it to ferment like horse piss out in the sun and let me have my yearly updates.

A parallel LP sated with your own wit might be the funz though, Wyrmlord.

 

[Stereotypical Villain]

You really ought to blame Ghostdog for this. He's the guy who reminded me that the true greatness of Prisoner of Ice lies not in its completion but rather in it's lack of one.

 

[Brother None]

I believe in you, SV. You did, after all, already complete that Stones of Arnhem LP that was never published but you did show it to me and it was the greatest thing ever.

 

[Stereotypical Villain]

You'll believe that a polyp can fly.

 

[Stereotypical Villain]

BLAGAHRAGRA okay then. After I've eaten some good fucking food, AFTER I've uploaded the Orky comics I promised in the Warhammer comics thread and AFTER I've had a good long cry I'm going to upload a series of images which portray our dear old friend Dietrich in his prime. Hopefully that'll keep you gentlemen happy for another six months.

 

[Ulminati]

Careful, SV. This is not the first time I've contemplated grabbing a copy of PoI and a walkthrough just to spite you. Do you truly want the entire codex to see it takes a Dane to complete what a Swede can not?

 

[Stereotypical Villain]

You shouldn't throw stones whilst sitting inside of your Danish design glass house, Mr. Grimrock. The effects could be devastating.

 

[Darth Roxor]

 

[Stereotypical Villain]

Huh, fraps actually works in DOSbox. That makes posting the 29 image update a breeze.

Is he lying? Find out as soon as imgur has uploaded all of the shit.

PS. We have no room for revenants in this thread, Roxor.

 

[Stereotypical Villain]

It doesn't seem like such a good idea to have the ventilation unit for the entire base right next to a lava pit, but what do I know? It might carry some esoteric significance for Herr Dietrich and his posse.

These fumes are even more potent than those Chinese herbs I inhaled way back when... Ooooh. I need to get out of here...

The light at the end of the tunnel.

Like, uh-oh, scoobs! We're in a lot of trouble now!

Surprise cameo!

Mandatory monologue:

Ms. Molly speaks in a perfect English accent. NICE COVER BRO

And gets shoved into the ray of light. Did he die? Who knows, who cares. Let's just say he met Doc brown in the wild west or something. Meanwhile Dietrich goes on about Cleveland Blakemore.

Your skill in Conjuration has increased to 5.

Yous skill in Speech has decreased to -10.

And now for the "heroic" entrance.

You think?

I know, I'll read this soggy piece of paper!

Brilliant idea.

The power of indecent exposure, huh?

Or that.

I HAVE THE POOOOOWEEEEER!

I'm floating in mid-air! Look at me, look at me- HEADING STRAIGHT FOR THE MACHINE HEEEEEELP!

Huh. That went better than I had anticipated.

So long as you don't break the space time continuum.

 

[Stereotypical Villain]

The next update will take place on the 17th of January 2037.

 

[Darth Roxor]

Bom bom bom clang around the vent shaft, then SMASH the grate outside and THUMP on the ground

DAMN IT, THE MONSTER'S SEEN ME

 

[ghostdog]

MAJESCTIC !













PS:

FFS.

 

[Brother None]

zomg an update :O

...

MOAR!

 

[Wyrmlord]

Any time now...

Any time now.

 

[abnaxus]

Someone else should hijack this thread and finish it.