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Let's play: Prisoner of Ice

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Do you still want that save, Wyrmlord? Or are you going to heed the wisdom of Ghostdog and let this sit forever in the playground?

Edit: Reading through this I seem to have suffered from a bout of nostalgia... Ah, what the hell, I'll post a long update today which'll set the stage for the last two updates. Why? Because I love you, Wyrmlord. You're the only one who hasn't kick me while I was down. :(
 
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Episode 9141:B - The Curse of Imgur-yan Part 1

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"I am not at all shocked to find myself at the set of the live action version of the Jetsons whom I know nothing about. Let's have a look around!"

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"Nit-ro-gen? A new brand of painkiller, maybe? I best keep this around in case I get a headache."

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"A barrel? I wonder if the herb guy's been... oh, it's a rifle barrel. Nevermind."

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"A middle section and a butt. I'm starting to like time travel!"

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"I know exactly what to do despite being from the 1930s!"

And thus the impractical incarnation of McGyver went to work...

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"If I spit on the battery and then tie my shoelaces around I should be able to create a makeshift flail which will shock anybody I hit it with! ... but if I take this paper clip and short-circuit the battery I can turn it into an IED which will be-"

SHUT UP! JUST SHUT UP! Put it in the slit so I can be done with this shit.

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"[Perception] Something's telling me that I should put it in the slit..."

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Now press the awesome button.

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"And now to improbably put every large part of a gun into this machine which seemingly has no slots for doing so in it and then I'll retrieve a fully-functional gun."

That will never work.

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I hate you so much.

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"Another computer! I'll go over to it, kick it and use its-"

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"In 1937, my father John Parker, escaped from the schlossaddler polar base thanks to the mysterious intervention of a certain.... Ryan."
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"Nobody believed his story of the Prisoners of Ice. He got married, and I was born just before the world was plunged into chaos."
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"It was then that my father decided to impart all of his knowledge to me. I became a specialist in the myths of Cthulhu and I inherited a magical stone capable of invoking the necronomicon."
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"In 1989, following total chaos, I headed a group of survivors and entered the ruins of schlossaddler, hoping to find the secret of the Prisoners of Ice. I invented a weapon capable of coming to grip with the monsters..."
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"... the freeze and destroy."
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"But there were too many of the creatures so I made copies of the solar disc my father had found and dispatched my son, Yan, into the past accompanied by Lt. Shelfton."
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"I have placed a steel plate with his name on it around my sons neck, Parker Yan. A Prisoner of Ice attacked Yan and Shelfton during the transfer..."
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"But only succeeded in getting away with a piece of Yan's plate."
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"If anyone sees this message then my son Yan has arrived safe and sound in London with Shelfton and humanity can still be saved."

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"OH MY GOD"

I know, it's pretty significa-

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KYLE REESE! Why the hell didn't I get his autograph?!"

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"..."

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"Damn... I wish I could read."

Shut up and go blow up that rock back there.

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The solar disc and a mysterious stone.

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"Mine. All mine."

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"Looks like there's nothing more to snatch here so I suppose it's time to step through the portal again. The 80s ended too soon..."

As did this update.
 
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Sold, but only if the genuine article gets the custom title "Stereotypical Villain".

PS: This must be the legendary Manboon that Cleve has tried to find for so long.

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