In Progress Let's Play Rance 3 ! (NSFW)

[TheEntitledOne]

Lis' Labyrinth
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Rance-sama, isn't it a little too nice for a labyrinth full of monsters? And there's a girl.

There certainly is a cute girl in front of the labyrinth. She's definitely a fan of mine who's come to encourage me in my adventures. It's hard being popular.

Let's just ask her something, Rance-sama. We might obtain some good information.

S'pose so, she might let me do 'er.

......

Hey, hello, young lady.

Girl-Hello, umm. Who might you be?

Hmmm, seems like this girl doesn't know me. She doesn't seem like a groupie. Okay, I'll teach her about my greatness and my wonderfulness for her sake.

I'm his assistant, Sill-chan.

Girl-....Umm.. and what's your business, Justice Rance-san?

Be at ease, for I have come to exterminate the monsters in this labyrinth.


Girl-Heh.. monsters??

Yes. Since I'm here now, you don't have to live in fear anymore.

Girl-There aren't any monsters in this cave.

Heh?

Rance-sama, she says there aren't any monsters. How strange.

This isn't Lis' Cave?

Girl-It isn't. This is the Rekka Mines. There are a bunch of miners working in here right now. *Giggle*, if you're looking for Lis' Cave, it's East of here.

We made a mistake, Rance-sama. Hahahaha.

(hit-hit)

Eh, but Rance-sama was the one walking in the front..

What'd you saay?

I'm sorry.


………………………………………………………


We talk a bit with her….


Girl -My name is Kana Oosaka. I’m 18. My favorite food is melon bread.

Girl -And, I like mountain climbing. I'm not very good at swimming. My boyfriend is a miner.

Nobody told you to introduce yourself. I just asked your name.

Girl -Isn't it nice that you got to know everything at once without asking each time though? I think it's annoying to go through the ask command every time.

That's true. You're a pretty considerate girl. You seem like you'd be suited to being somebody's secretary.

…………………..

By the way, what business do you have at the mine? It's mysterious to find a girl like you at a filthy man-infested mine.

Girl -I'm waiting for my boyfriend who works at this mine.

Boyfriend.... what, you've got a man?

Girl -He's my fiance. He's kind of cool and really kind. He's much too good a person for me.

You sound happy.

Girl -I am.

Tch, she's got a boyfriend. Well whatever, I'll make her mine in the end. This kinda girl's usually pretty strict with her conduct, so I bet she hasn't given up her body before her marriage.
I'm busy right now, but when I get the chance I'll rush over and make her mine. Fufufufufufufu, hehehehehehehehehehe

Hehehehehehehehehe...

What is it, Rance-sama?


……………….


No ASSAULTing either.

……………..

Since we can’t do anything else here (we can’t enter the mine yet) we depart….

“Lis" was certainly written on the door. But it doesn't really look like the kind of place that would becrawling with monsters.. And it's small.

....This better not be the wrong place again.

..It says “Lis," so I think this must be Lis' Cave.

I suppose.

Alright, we're entering Lis' Cave.

Yes.

Sill, you're first.

Dehe, what a cute butt. *Poke* *poke*.

Ahn, Rance-sama.. please stop...


I entered the cave, poking Sill's butt.

Ahn.. Oh. Rance-sama, it's an open space.


……

We get inside the cave…

The cave forks at the entrance.

?

We find a chest…

Stairs down. We will explore this level first.
Apparently there is no automap feature (or it doesn’t work in modern systems).


…


Of course, when moving monsters will appear…

A KyanKyan. Gal monsters can be assaulted when at low health (I fail)


…

Those monsters are quite weak.


…


Later…

By pushing the switch the door opens…


…


Let’s see what was being guarded…

(BAsically a DVD)

….


Now let’s head to the stairs…

More monsters…they even drop chests…

…

Some kind of warrior Galmonsters…


…


We manage to Assault a KyanKyan (mechanics are similar to Capture in Pokemon, lol)

(I don't understand how stamina works. Using actions it get's depleted; but after combat it seems to regen completly)

...

Second level…

We manage to Assault one of those warrior girls.

Not much to see here. Many fights and some chests…

…

More stairs…and we get to level 3.


We appear in a huge room. There is a closed door east, so we head west…

…


We are not alone.

-She's right, someone's fighting.

What..?

Let's save them, Rance-sama.

Wait, let's watch for a bit first. Only idiots act without thinking about the consequences.

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

What's with the fucking cliffhanger?

 

[tppcrpg]

And the first Dark Lord appears!

 

[Lindblum]

BUMP!!!!

 

[Azira]

 

[Haba]

Oh man, it has been a while! I wonder if this time around I'll actually be able to understand the jokes. Probably not since they are pretty archaic.

 

[TheEntitledOne]

The Dark Lords
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Looks like they lost to that little girl and those monsters. Well, I knew they were no match for me already though.

But who's this Satella girl? She's pretty cute. I wanna strip her naked and make her crazy with my skillful techniques.

Lark “Who are you people..?"

“Gimme the Holy Sword and the Holy Armor, oh and the Holy Shield too. You have them, don't you Lark-san?"

Ack, those guys're after those things....So I guess they're dark lords?

But damn, maybe I really shouldn't have sold those things. Fuck, I'm regretting it now.

Lark “I don't have any equipment like that."

“It's so mean of you to lie to Satella. I'm gonna be mean too."

Lark “Kuh, if you're going to kill me, go ahead and do it."

“No, I'm gonna do something meaner than kill you. So that you won't lie to me."


Lark “What!"

Isis “........"

Nor “No... La--rk!!"

Ack, it's huge... he's not human.. oh, he's a monster. That girl'll be ruined if he sticks that thing into her. How horrible.

Nor “No... Lark, save me.. *gasp*...!"

Isis ignored Nor's voice and continued his forceful attack.

Nor “*Gasp*.. Aah.. kuh.!"A voiceless scream comes from Nor's mouth.

Lark “Please stop!! Please let Nor go!"

“No. I mean, you won't do what I want. Gimme the Holy Sword, okay? If you don't do it soon that girl's gonna die."

Nor “Kuh...!"

Lark “Please stop.... I don't have it!!! I'm telling the truth.. please believe me..!"

“No."

That girl's got a pretty face but she does some horrible things. I s'pose I should make like an ally of justice and save 'em,huh?

Yes, Rance-sama.

-...

We've gotta make a cool entrance. I appeared before them, whistling a tune.

Yo.

Idiot.

Did... did you just call me an idiot!!!!!

I guess you really don't have them, Lark-san. Fine. Satella will forgive you.

Hey, don't ignore me.

Shut up, Satella doesn't like idiots. I don't wanna catch your idiocy, so I'm leaving.

What did you say!!!

Yeah, Rance-sama isn't an idiot!

Caesar, Isis, we're going to the next one. I hope the next one's a strong, cool guy. I'm looking forward to it.

Wait, are you trying to run?

Caesar, Isis, we're leaving.

.....

Caesar -MA'AM.

Satella and the monsters disappeared just like that.

Hmph, I'll let you go today.

Rance-sama....

That's right, Sill, help Nor-san out.

Yes. Rance-sama.

Lark “Nor.. Is Nor...?"

Lark “What!!"

I'm joking, don't get angry, dumbass. I'll save you. Conditionally, of course.

Lark “Conditionally..?"

It's a simple request. Just drop this job and give me all the money you have.

Lark “..I got it, just get Nor to a... hospital..."At that point, Lark passed out.

Kanami, you drag this guy behind you.

If I drag him, he'll die. At least tell me to carry him on my back...

Do what you want.

Saying that, I then headed to Nor.

Yeah, well she had that big monster dick inside of her....I've gotta console her.

Let's bring her to a hospital, quickly.

Got it, let's head to the exit.

We left the dungeon behind us.

For the time being, let's leave these two at the hospital and rest for today.

.......

The next day

….

We go to the guild…

It just means they were only second-rate warriors. It was 20,000,000 years too soon for them to be competing with me.

Keith “....Well, whatever. This job's all yours now. You better finish it."

Of course.

Umm, Keith-san. What happened to Lark-san and Nor-san?

Keith “Both of 'em are fine. Seems like Lark left on a journey to train himself. Nor's recuperating in the hospital."

I see. They're both safe, that's great.

Keith “By the way, Lark left 1,000 gold for you. He said it was the money he promised you or something?"

Lark did?

Keith “Yeah, I bet it's all the money those two had."

Keith “Anyway, take it."

I don't need this small change. Let's see, use it for Nor-san's hospitalization fees.

Waah, Rance-sama, you're so kind.

Of course. I'm an ally of justice after all.

Now Nor-san will have to be grateful to me and I have an excuse to get closer to her. Uhehehe, Lark's gone too. Now's the perfect chance to make her mine.

…..

…..


Before going to the hospital…



Ar Rance's place...

Aahn, Sensei. Stop...

Haah, haAh, what are you saying now...? You can't say that after asking for this yourself. Haah, haah, haah, haah, hahh.

...That's not it. It's because, Sensei, looked at me every day, like you wanted something, so I...


If you understand that then just give it up... hahh. I can't stop my hands anymore. Phew...

No, no...It's important. I won't give it to you that easily.

Hk....! Then what should I doooooo!! Uwaaaaah, gimme it! I waant it!

Sensei, do you really want mine so badly?

Yeah, I don't want anyone else's.

..I understand, Sensei....I'll give it to you. But before that, look closely...

Of course... how beautiful. That line... I.. I can't take it anymore!!

Kya--------h!! Aahn, nnh.

(Spu-------rt..... ←sound of running away)

Oh, geez.. Sensei, you idiot!!

Ecstatic High School Girl
END




………………………..

“.......Is this a joke?"

“That was funny, wasn't it Rance-sama?"

(Hit hit hit)

“*Sob* *sob*... ......?"


Let’s go to the hospital….

….

I'm Rance-sama, the one who saved your life. I came all this way to visit you. So how are you?

Nor “Ah... yes."

It's not ‘you,' it's Rance-sama. Hm, on a closer look, you're also pretty cute. You a nurse here?


Nurse “This is a hospital room. Please speak more politely."

Wha........

Nor “It's fine, miss nurse. This person saved my life after all."

Nurse “But, Nor-san."

Fufu, seems like I win.

I don't think that's the issue, Rance-sama.

Nurse “Just don't say anything stimulating to Nor-san. She still needs her rest."

Nurse “Please don't be ridiculous."

You're an annoying one. No one'll wanna marry you, you know.

Nurse “Why would I want to get married?"

Nor-san, how are you feeling?

Nor “I feel much better. I'm alright now."


Nor “Rance-san, thank you very much for saving me."

Nor “If Rance-san hadn't been there, the two of us would have been killed for sure."

True, true. Praise me more. I saved your life after all.

Saying that, Nor gave me a small key.


Obtained [Lis' Key].

I see, accepting what's offered to me without reserve is one of my principles. I'll gratefully accept it.

Thank you very much, Nor-san.


Nor “Please rescue Rola-san for us, since we couldn't do it."


….


We are mostly done here…
Nor seems to be VERY grateful, but…

Meh, will try later.
……
…..

…. Back in the Labyrinth…


We explore the area where we found Satella and her Gollems…

We find little of interest…

Rance is disappointed by the lack of porn books…


….


We get to the door that was closed…

….

You're so cute, Rola. One day people will accept love between monsters and humans. We just have to wait until then.

Yes, I know Father and Mother would understand that you're a good guy if they just talked to you....

No one can come between our love... hm..?

What's wrong, Lis?

Someone's come to get in the way of our love.

I'm scared!

It's alright, I'll drive them away. You hide back there.

Yes, Lis... Be careful, okay?

…

You're Lis, eh? You'd better return the Rola girl.

No, thank you. Rola and I love each other. Don't get in our way.

What's so funny!!

How could I not laugh? A monster falling in love with a human is stupid.

.......

I'll spare your life for that hilarious joke. Get outta my way.

No, I won't give Rola to anyone.

Then die.


[A monster appeared]

The monster is kinda strong, and I didn’t remember healing the party, so after his first attack Kanami had less than 10HP left. Thankfully Sill can heal, so she keeps us alive while we fight him.


After several Rance Attacks we win.

Rance-sama...

Hmph, I'll spare your life. Learn from this, and never fall in love with a human again. Monsters should act like monsters and fall in love with monsters.

....Rola.. Rola...!

What a pathetic loser. If you want to be with this Rola chick so bad, then become human.

Become..

...I understand.

Saying that, Lis disappeared.

-...........

-...........

Don't worry, I've exterminated the monster who was deceiving you.

.......Eh?

Hahahahaha, praise me! Praise me!

You murderer.. even if he was a monster.. Stupid, stupid,stupid!

...What!!

No way, that's too cruel! That's too selfish! You're only thinking about humans! Monsters.. monsters.. are living things too!

Nope, I don't approve of them.

I loved Lis, why couldn't people just leave us alone? We weren't bothering anyone!

Shut up, you twisted woman. I'll teach you real love. Beautiful girls are fated to love me!

What?

Hehehehehehehe...

No, Lis, help me...!

I had Sill and Kanami leave the room and assaulted Rola like a hurricane.

“No, you're wrong. All the girls in the world belong to me. So you belong to me too."

I embraced the struggling Rola and reached my hands toward her breasts and secret flower garden.

Rola tried to stop my hands from advancing, but she's just a girl after all. Her resistance was just like wind to my invincible power.

“No, no... no!!"

“Dehedehe, you were just having a bad dream. Humans are better than monsters."

I licked Rola's cheek.

“Wha.. what are you doing...!"

“Tasting you. You taste pretty good."


....


First I've got to feel her up a bit in order to enjoy this properly.

( Grope grope )

( Grope grope )

“Ah...!"

“Fuhefuhefuhe, aren't humans great?"

“...Lis is better."

“Then here too..."

( Grope grope fondle fondle )

“..No..!"


…….

“Actually, I fell in love with you at first sight. "I used some sweet words to hit on her.

“You good-for-nothing."

Rola didn't accept my improvised love.

……

Alright, let's do this for real soon. I held down the resisting Rola and stripped her skillfully.

“Noo.. Lis, Lis...!"

Rola resisted, but with my perfect technique her resistance gradually weakened.

“Hmmmm, you've got a pretty good body. Now, Rance-sama will guide you to an ultimate state of pleasure."

“No.. stop.. st..op..!"Rola shakes her head from side to side in futile resistance.

“I won't! And I bet you don't really want me to either."

I stared hotly at Rola's naked body stretched out in front of me. (Sta-----------re)

“Mmm, beautifu---l!"

“No... don't loo--k, don't loo---k!"Rola said embarassedly. But I can't just not look at something so great.

Rola's pussy moves cutely like it's its own being. There are people who think this is grotesque or weird, but they just don't understand beauty. It's super cute, isn't it?
….
I softly place my tongue on her pussy as it overflows with nectar.(Lick lick licky-lick)

“Oh..!"Rola, overcome with emotion, cries with a good voice.

I use my tongue to open her flower petals up one by one. But no matter how much I suck up, she never runs out of nectar.

(Lick lick lick lick)

“Aaahh...!"When my tongue hits the middle of her hot pistil, Rola's voice rises higher.

…

I suck Rola's breasts like an infant as if to devour them.(Kiss kiss kiss ki---ss)

But no milk came out. But it's alright. Just doing this makes guys happy. Hmmm, this is great!

…

I groped Rola's breasts with both hands as if kneading them.(Grope grope)

“No.. ahn!"


(Grope grope)

“Aaah.!"

Sometimes strong, sometimes soft, sometimes dynamic....Rola's cries change according to my movements.

“Well now, how 'bout I make you come sometime soon."

“N.. no--o..!"

Since she's still resisting even now, I pulled out the finger that was just about to give her a good stir.

“Ah.... no..!"

“If you're not gonna be honest I'm not gonna do stuff that feels good. "Teasing is a first-class skill for men.

“......"

“You want me to do it, don't you? "I whispered while gently fondling Rola's breasts.

“No.. I don't wanna come. I hate.. you!"

(Snap)


She's taking advantage of me while I'm trying to be nice here. Alright, no mercy.

“Ah.. *gasp*... ooh..!"

“Ahh.. Lis.. I'm sorry... I'm sorry...!"

“Ahe.. ahe.. this.. this is great! "She's not a virgin but she's got this unimaginably great tightness.

She's a cheeky girl, but I'm kind, so I'll send her to heaven. Yes, this is the duty of beautiful men.

I began a circular motion attack as if to rotate her ass. And I pick the timing to push in and pull out.(Ram ram twist twist pull pull ramramram)

“....Ahhh...!"



(Ram ram ram)

I have truly god-like technique.(Rarara--m)

(Ram ram ram ram)

“Ah.. *gasp*... *gasp*.. I'm.. I'm.. coming...!"


I released 0.02 seconds after Rola finished.

Th.. that was great.

Hmph, Lis is better.

Even though you were so wet being fucked by me.. hmmmmph.

What?

Or do you still want more?

You idiot, I'll definitely get back at you for this! Remember that!

Fufufu, I'm in a good mood, since I just did something fun.



……..



…….

Isn't that right, Noce?"

“Yes... sir."

“Is Princess Lia all you guys want? Tell me anything you want as a reward. I'll give you whatever you want. Hahahahahahaha."

“Yes."

“Now I can show all of the people in my own country who made fun of me. It's now the age of Patton-sama!"

“Noce, serve me well, alright? When I have control of the world, I'll give you guys a country or two."

“........"

“What's wrong, Noce? You should be enjoying this too. The victors all have a right to the spoils."

“Please excuse me. I've remembered some business to attend to, so I'll be taking my leave here."

“...You're no fun. Ooh, hahaha, you over there, you're doing great! I'll send you 1,000 gold as a reward! Wahahahahahaha!"

....

At an underground passageway.

“Sir, the Helman Third Army is taking most of the spotlight, so I believe she hasn't noticed our absence."

“Good. We must somehow obtain Chaos before Hornet-sama notices. If we can just obtain that, the world will be ours."

“Ithere, continue gathering information with Satella."

“Please leave it to me."

“We just need to be a bit more patient until the world is ours."

…………..

……………..

Leazas Castle Dungeon

(Slap .. swish... thwack...)

(Thwack...)

Kya--- No, no....


Endless screams can be heard from the dungeon.

In the Leazas Castle dungeon, Princess Lia and her head maid Maris were being punished severely by Saya, who had been charged with their torture.

Saya “Now, tell me the name of the person you gave the Holy Sword and Holy Armor to."

Lia “No!"

Saya “*Giggle* *giggle*, do you still not want to talk? "As she spoke, the whip again flew harshly to Lia's white skin.


(Thwack thwack)

Lia “*Gasp*.... kuh..!"

(Thwack thwack)

(Thwack)

…………………

 

[TheEntitledOne]

Since shit is starting to get serious, Please: NO SPOILERS.

 

[Haba]

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

With my mystical powers I foresee that there will be yuri-action at the hospital in the near future... and Rance always gets his cut of the action.

 

[Lindblum]

 

[GarfunkeL]

Rance is getting serious! MOAR!

 

[TheEntitledOne]

Dealing with traders...
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Since we finished our mission we should ask for the reward…

Keith “Right, I received word from the Indas family that their daughter returned safely."

Keith “Apparently, however, Rola Indas hasn't stopped crying since she got home. You did something, didn't you?"

Of course I haven't done anything. Anyway, I completed the job. Hurry up and fork over the cash.

Keith “S'pose so, here's the reward, 2,300 gold. Go ahead and make sure."

Alright, 1, 2, 3...........

Yup, exactly 2,300 gold. Gimme a little more service.

Keith “That's it, no service."

Hmph, stingy geezer

We head to the weapons shop…

Old man “....."

What is it, old man? You better not tell me you sold 'em to somebody else.

Old man “Don't be ridiculous, no matter how much I hate you, I'm a businessman. I keep my promises."

Then hurry up and give me back the Holy Sword and Holy Armor.

Yeah, they're very important so please give them back.

Old man “Well.. that is.. I'm really sorry, but..."

What is it.

What!!!!!

Old man “There's nothing I can do about it, just give up."

Did you think I would just say ‘oh, is that so?' and leave it at that! Arrrrrgh!

Yeah, Leazas will... Princess Lia will.. it'll be your fault!

Shall I have you repent with your death, old man? You made all of my hard work pointless.

Rance-sama, Kanami-san. This poor man is also a victim of the thief. Let's forgive him.

Old man “Yeah, I'm also a victim, guys. I'm in trouble 'cause my stuff was stolen. I was going to sell you stuff and give you a good deal. I mean it."

Really..? Then sell us the best stuff you have at 50% off.

Old man “Tha-.. that's..."

(Smack)

(Whack)

(Bash bash bash)

I beat the old man at the weapon shop to death.

.......

.......


Quality humour...



Oh boy…

….



Since we are frustrated we go back home…

I bet it's a fan letter for me. Good, good.

...Isn't it just a chain letter?

What should I do, Rance-sama?

Right, Sill. Go ahead and read it.

Yes.

To Rance who I so despise,

(Hit hit hit)

(Hit hit hit)

...I see, right then, I'll forgive you. Hurry up and read the rest.

Yes.

Please don't get mad, okay?

It's fine, hurry up and read it.

To Rance who I so despise, I have stolen the Holy Sword and Holy Armor. I bet you're in trouble now, dumbass.

Sill, did you just call your master a dumbass, you bitch!!I'm gonna punish you.

(Hit hit hit)

(Hit hit hit)

Aahn, I'm telling you I'm just reading what the letter says. Rance-sama.

...Grr, grr, grr. I got it.

By the way, who is it who wrote that ridiculous letter?

Rola Indas......Rance-sama, it's the Rola-san from earlier.

Is this the way she returns the favor of me saving her life? I'll rape her 100 times.

Don't criticize my actions.

Anyway, this means the Holy Sword and Holy Armor were stolen from the weapon shop by Rola-san.

Yes, let's find Rola-san and reclaim the Holy Sword and Holy Armor. We need to hurry up and go save Princess Lia too...

That little brat, looking down on me. Since she's made a fool of me, she must not care what kind of punishment she'll get. Alright, we're going after Rola.

Sill, Rola's location!!

I see, from the next town over. Alright, we're heading to the town of Kanra immediately.


But before leaving we will rest a bit…

Well then......When it comes to night, it's gotta be sex... uhiuhi. Of course.

It's obvious, isn't it? Don't ask dumb questions.

........

But it's no fun to do it normally.

This time we'll test the fun effects of the special clothes you're wearing. Ushishishishishi.....

The clothes Sill's wearing have a special function and when I chant the password, she'll become naked, the clothes will bind her, and they'll release an aphrodisiac.

Rance-sama.

Hehehehehehehehe.

What's wrong, Rance-sama?

Su-to-shi-ha-ma-no...

I chanted the clothes' password.

Kya-------!!

......

.....

....

...

“Gahahahahaha, there's a special mechanism in those clothes of yours."

“I don't like this, Rance-sama."

“What are you saying, I thought of this just to teach you new kinds of pleasure."

“And you're already turned on, aren't you, Sill-chan, you pervert??"

“But that's.. ah..., no.. the clothes are..."

“What about the clothes? Say it."

“.....The clothes are.. going in.. ah..."

The clothes got sucked further and further in between her legs. It's a pretty dirty scene.

“Ah.. N-.. no..."

“Ra.. Rance-sama.. please do something.. about these clothes. At this rate.. I.. I..."

“...I'm embarrassed... I don't want this..."

“Ghahahahaha, we're gonna do a bunch of fun stuff now."

In front of my eyes, tied up and stretched out, is the busty Sill. Like my woman should, she has a great body with no shortcomings.

“No... don't look.. don't look...."

“I don't- I don't.. like this."

I groped Sill's bound breasts.(Grope grope grope grope grope grope)

“N-.... Aaaah.. ahn."

I started licking the place between Sill's legs where the clothes were being sucked in. (Lick lick lick)

“Ahn.. ah.. Rance-samaa.. n-.. o...."

The clothes were covering the middle, so I couldn't lick the whole thing and just diligently licked her flower petals as if to clean them.(Lick lick smooch smack smack)

“N... ahn.. *gasp*.. Aaaah..."

“Ra-Rance-samaa.. that feels good.. *gasp*..."

Being tied up SM-style all the time is kinda sad, so I removed the clothes.

“Oh.. Rance-sama.. I can't.. take any more."

Sill pouted cutely and stuck her skin to mine.

“...Rance-sama."

“Hm? You want me to do more?"

“.... Hey.. um.. Rance-sama.. please be.. together with Sill forever. Kya!"

Sill covered her face with her hands and made as if to go to sleep, but she was looking through her fingers at me with up turned eyes.

“Of course. I'll keep you as my slave for your whole life."

“Aaahn, Rance-samaa."

Some foreplay…

And let’s get to it…

“Ta-da---h, thanks for waiting, Sill-chan. Let's get going for real now!!"

“No.. No.. Rance-samaa! AAAaaaaaAAAAaaaaAA-------h!!!!"

I spread Sill's legs further apart than I'd ever spread them before and thrust with all my strength in between them. Sill's hips rise as I thrust into her two, three.. four times.

Sill's eyes were blank and brimming with tears, her face was flushed, and she seemed like she'd come with the slightest of stimulation. I moved slowly for a bit and then moved quickly again.

….

….

Next morning we depart towards Kamra...

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

 

[TheEntitledOne]

Kanra
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We travel to Kanra.

Alri-ght, Rola's here. Let's catch her and beat 'er up.

Rance, there's a pub over there. Let's go collect information.

Rance-sama, I would like lemon tea.

Roasted tea for me.

Dumbasses, we didn't come here to put our feet up. We're collecting information.

Suddenly, in front of our eyes appeared... in front... infront... of our eyes... dehehehe.

Dehehehehehe, wonderful.

What the.. what kind of indecent outfit is that?

Umm... you're... not wearing panties.

Waitress “Heehee, it's fine. We offer a Flash Service as part of our business at this shop."

Flash Service...

Alright, I'll become a regular customer after this.

Waitress “Thank you very much."

Waitress “But it's just looking, okay? No touching or anything."

...That's no service. That's no good.

Just touching a little is fine, isn't it?

Waitress “I'm sorry, that's as far as our service extends. Then, can I take your orders?"

I guess, what's the menu?

Waitress “Here." So saying, the no-panties lady showed me the menu.

We pick the cheapest…

Hand over a curry macarolo.

Waitress “Yes, please wait a bit."

Saying that, the waitress left.

Rance-sama, I wonder what kind of food a curry macarolo could be.

Dunno, but I bet it's better than the crap that you make.

Waitress “Sorry for the wait. Here's your curry macarolo."

It was French bread around stew and gyouza wrapped with udon.

Hey, are you telling me to eat this weird-ass thing!!

Waitress “This is a curry macarolo. You ordered one, didn't you?"

....Well, it's fine. Maybe it looks terrible but tastes good.

(Chomp)

....This is a strange taste.

….

(I try looking around but…)

….


We need some info so we call the bartender.

First we ask about the war.

What's happened to Leazas? Is it possible that they've already managed to recapture Leazas Castle?

Bartender -Recapture, are you serious? After Leazas Castle fell they were completely crushed everywhere. They've surrendered now.

Surrendered..... no way!! What happened to the Leazas 2nd and 3rd Armies?

Bartender -I don't know about the specifics of that but Leazas has already been completely conquered and the Helman Army is now advancing here into the Free City zone.

No way.....

Rance-sama.

Leazas will recover if we save Princess Lia. The reward will be fine, so please don't say things like that.

U--gh, I guess I've gotta do it, I'll help. Kanami, don't you forget what lengths I'm going to to help you out.

.......

And Hanny-san, what happened to the Helman Army? Is this town safe?

Uh oh.

Bartender -However, the mayor is planning on surrendering right away, so there's no risk of war in this town.

Rance-sama, doesn't Kathtom mean.... Maria and everyone is...

(Kathom aka Custom from Rance 02)

Was, that so?

Bartender -Do you have friends in Kathtom, sir? It might be too late though. They're supposedly completely surrounded.

Well, there's the violent Shizuka and Milli so I bet they're okay.....Probably.

Rance-sama, let's go save Kathtom.

Yeah, I guess those guys can't do anything without me around, huh. I guess it wouldn't be bad to make them so indebted to me that they couldn't disobey me for the rest of their lives.

Impressive, as expected of my women.

Barteder -But it seems like it'll get bad pretty soon. If they've resisted that fiercely, it'll be pretty rough for them if they do get conquered. They should just surrender if they're going to lose anyway.

That Maria and Shizuka don't seem like they'd surrender even if they died.

A woman appeared, butting in on our conversation. I've seen that face before... Umm, let's see.

Eh, Rose-san.

That's right, it's the priestess from Kathtom, Rose. Why are you here?

Rose “It's been a while, Rance-san. How kind of you to go out of your way to bring me donations even here."

Hey, who said anything about donating?

Rose “My, how blasphemous. To not listen to the words of a priestess."

Rather than that, I thought you were supposed to be in Kathtom? Why are you here?

Rose “Kathtom is right in the middle of the conflict right now. Isn't it obvious I fled here?"

Hey now, isn't it a priestess' job to help the people hurt in the war? Did you just leave them there?

....And my job is to censure war from a safe distance."


(Seems like she keeps her pragmatic vision on religion)

.......

Rose “I need to find a sponsor and build a church here soon or I won't be able to gather any donations. I wonder if there's a rich idiot who believes in God somewhere around here."

By the way, do you have any information on Kathtom?

Rose “A big army from Helman's attacking them but with Maria and Shizuka at its center, the town is holding up a pretty resolute defense. It seemed like it was a pretty hard fight for Helman too,since none of their plans were going well. But."

But? Did something happen?

What is it?

Rose “The town has been completely surrounded by now so it's probably only a matter of time until they're completely wiped out. I don't think anyone can escape."

Cith-san and Maria-san, and Shizuka-san and Milli-san and Mill-san and... umm, Ran-san and Machiko-san and... also... Is everyone alright?

Rose “They're alright, for now that is. I don't know how they'll be tomorrow or the day after."

How were you able to escape from there?

This is a woman who enjoys sex with devils way too much. And her personality is bad, it sucks 'cause she's pretty cute.

So if we take that devils' passage we can go directly to Kathtom.

Rose “I suppose, but it would be impossible to fight your way through. You can't beat daemons."

I could beat them easily. Tell me where the passage is.

Please, Rose-san.

Rose “I suppose. It sounds interesting so I guess I'll tell you."

I heard the location of the Devils' Passage from Rose. It's apparently at the base of a mountain a little South from Kanra.

Rose “Well, do your best then. And if you ever feel like donating to God, just come see me." Saying that, Rose wandered off.

Bartender -...You're taking the devils' passage? You probably shouldn't. You'll die.

Hahahaha, who the hell do you think I am? A devil'll be an easy win, easy win.

….

….

We ask about Rola.



Bartender -Yes, I know her. She used to come here often and drink milkshakes.

Where is she.

Bartender -She's not in this town anymore.

What!!!That brat.

Do you know where she went?

Heehee.

Don't laugh. Dumba--ss.

Anyway, did she really head to L･Zile?

Bartender -She did.

This is bad, Rance. We've got to hurry. If the Helman Army, no, the Dark Lords get ahold of the Holy Sword and Holy Armor before we do, then...

Tch, that stupid bitch Rola, going straight to enemy territory. In any case we had better head to L･Zile or Kathtom right away.

…..

Let’s get some supplies…

Rance-sama, that's a poster.

See, the shopkeeper is right there, it's a little old man.



If I look closer, the girl appears to be a poster. And the shopkeeper seems to be the guy who looks like a rice spoon next to her...








I buy some stuff…

A lightning sword for Rance (I can buy a superior Katana, but Rance using katanas... seriously?) a Crimsom armor for him and a ninja knife for Kanami (no armor for her). There are some magic staffs for Sill, but they are extra expensive, and she is already wearing very expensive ‘’armor’’.

….

Before leaving we rest at the inn…

Of course, Rance won’t sleep alone.

Of course.

Haah.. can't we not, tonight?

We're doing it!! I want to do it! So, we're doing it.

..I understand, this is also for saving the princess. Please make this as short as possible.

No way, now that you've said that I wanna do it slow. We're doin' it all night 'til morning.

...........

When Kanami averted her eyes, I swooped down on her and violently removed her clothes.

“Uhaha. You look pretty good. Kanami."

“Sh.. shut up! I'm tired you know. Hurry up and get this over with so I can rest."

“Ack.. wha'.. ah you.. doin'.. nn.."

“Hey, hey, if you don't work harder we won't sell all our stock."

“Hu.. nn.. nn.. kuh... Ahu..."

“Alri--ght, that's good. Get on top of me, Kanami."

“Eh, already.., but I'm... ah..."

Kanami gasped and stopped what she was saying, blushing.

“‘I'm?' I'm whaa--t, Kanami-kun?"

I ask even though I already know. I'm a bully. Uhahahaha.

“I-.. I'm not rea.. dy.."

“Hm? What do you meean.. Do you mean you want me to touch and poke and rub and fondle and lick and put fingers in first?"

“N-.. no... ah.. aahn, you're horrible."

“Wahahahaha. You're cute, Kanami."

Perceiving something she didn't expect, Kanami immediately resisted. Fully expecting her resistance, I relentlessly attacked other sensitive places with my tongue.

“Hahh.. ahn.. aah.. aaaaah!!"

“Ukkukkukku. Bet you can't say anything now, Kanami. But hey, you've really been getting more sensitive lately."

“No.. no I haven't.. ah.. kyau!!"

As I trail-blazed, her ravine swallowed me with a muddy stream. I had visited the place so much that it had lost almost all shreds of resistance to me.

“You've suddenly gotten really good lately. Kanami-chan. Could it be that you're doing your own research?"

“Nha..! Aah..! Aaah.. ooh.. haah.. a- ahaahh!!"

Losing herself to my manhood, Kanami showed no signs of responding to my words and finished.

....

.....


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Now let’s depart…

Oh...


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Since I'm already a 1 year poster, to celebrate I will brofist the first three posters !!!!!! (and maybe read some shitposts in GD, I was missing it)

 

[Azira]

"Paradise ravine"? That's awful.

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

Impressive, as expected of my women.

 

[Haba]

Ding-a-ling ding ding.

Devil dicks and demon dongs.

Note the ages on some of the girls Rance is banging btw.

 

[TheEntitledOne]

Ding-a-ling ding ding.

Devil dicks and demon dongs.

Note the ages on some of the girls Rance is banging btw.

They are all 18+.

 

[lightbane]

Moar!

 

[tppcrpg]

They are all 18+.

Sure... Anyway it will get more interesting as soon as he reaches Kathtom. Try using the map if you get stuck on the devil's cave, and here is a list of missables http://pastebin.com/SHuskFit

 

[TheEntitledOne]

Next update almost done, bumping for next page.

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

Next update almost done, bumping for next page.

 

[Azira]

Are we there yet?

 

[lightbane]

Are we there yet?