In Progress Let's Play Rance 3 ! (NSFW)

[TheEntitledOne]

Inside the castle
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We get back to the courtyard.

The remaining enemies are at the castle itself…

Our troops are trying to get in but Toma himself is keeping them back.

Sir, we've wiped out the enemy soldiers and monsters in the courtyard, but...

The enemy general Toma is blocking our entrance by himself. It's quite admirable I must say. He's the very model of a true warrior.

What the hell are you doing praising the enemy, you incompetent!!

Alright, I'll defeat this Toma guy, so call off the incompetent soldiers.

Shut up, I can't lose.

Let's go, Sill.

Yes, Rance-sama.

Ahhn, Lia's coming too.

Princess... really...?

………………

Hm...?

What the hell, aren't you the cowardly commander who tried to run away!!

You can't run anymore this time. Why don't you become some of my experience points?

I swear on my name, I will not let you pass. Come, boy.

You geezer!!!!You're a waste of resources! Die!!

Unfortunately for him he is completely outnumbered, and he isn’t much stronger than Minerva anyway.

RANCE ATTACKK!!!

Thus, Hellman’s finest falls at the feet of the future God-Emperor.

GAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

We go in.

It's about as big as Maria-san's tank.

This monster is....

Is something wrong, Maris? Do you know it?

It's just like Maris to know that.

So what, it's just a big monster.

No, there's no way it could be here. If it was brought here, there's no way it could be living inthis climate. Why is it here...?

....Stop going on about difficult stuff. It'll all be the same if we kill it.

Let's go, we'll kill it.

A couple of Rance attacks and he is down, but…

summon as many monsters as I want."

Magician “Transference device activate!!"

Shit!

But Darling, we need the experience and gold, so it's not totally pointless.

(No shame on grinding, even Royals do it!)

Princess Lia, now's not the time for that.

Rance-sama.. what should we do? There'll be no end at this rate.



.......



But instead of going straight ahead, we can surround the enemy…

There are several stores back.

The stores are owned by Rance 1 NPCs.

There is also a door towards the center of the castle.

It’s probably a shortcut to the summoning room.

But traps block our path…

....Hmmmmm, this is annoying.

This is another trial from God. Let's overcome it somehow.

No way it's god. This is because of a sadistic game designer.

But what are we gonna do...??We can't get in through the front because of all of the monsters. This is the only path we can take to get back up.

..........

...........

Rance-sama....

(65,535 IQ. Suck it Cleve)

............

............

.....XX.....

XX...XX...XX

XXX.XXXX.XXX

Rance-sama, are you thinking about something perverted???

Nn... Sill, lemme touch you!!

I jumped onto Sill like a wild animal and groped her breasts.(Grope grope grope grope grope)

Aahn, Rance-samaa. Not here.. please stop.

...He's going mad 'cause he's trying to think seriously. Geez.

Oh, that's right.

What is it, Maris?

???

What?

I think it was somewhere in the Eastern tower.

I see, then let's go get it.

………


To the East tower then…



……

Poison antidote... there are only strange creatures in here.

The first floor is for livestock. The antidote should be in the weapon storeroom on the 2ndfloor.

The red things are supposed to be cows or something…

..........

........



We climb to the next floor…

We find the armory.

Some of our cannon fodder is blocking our way.

We find the potion storage room.

I found it.

Maris took a bottle from the shelves.

That's the poison antidote?

Yes, this is it. If you drink this, the poison won't affect you for a short while.

Amazing, amazing!

Is there enough for everyone, Maris-san?

Wait!!

??

What if there's poison in it?

...I don't think that's the case.

....How devious... that's pretty dark....

Then what should we do, Rance-sama?

Let's see.. Maris, you drink it first. I appoint you poison tester.

.......

Do your best, Maris!

..Th.. there isn't any poison.
Saying that, Maris gulped down the medicine.

...How is it.. Are you in pain??

.......

What is it.. Maris?

..........

So it was poison after all. Then let's look for something else.

...It's fine. Really...

It seems there was no poison, so we all drank the antidote.


...........



With the antidote in our systems, the poison is not dangerous.

We give a nice surprise to the summoner.

A very nice surprise.

We kill the last monster too.

Now our troops can enter.

We make it to the second level.

Hey, Darling. I have a room I want you to see, come here.

Saying that, Lia grabbed my hand and started walking.

Hey now, where are you taking me?

A good place.. kya!

What's this huge room?

This is Lia's room, isn't it nice and big?

........

Rance-sama, it's as big as our house...

...It's not always bigger is better.

It's important to have valuable things displayed that give a room a sense of elegance. Right, Sill?

Yes.

Rance-sama, look at this...

Lia grabbed my hand and started walking again.

...It isn't a dirty picture, so I dunno.

Maris, explain it...

Yes, this was drawn by the now deceased master artist Husky Ueda-sensei, and is called [A Dream and Heaven].

Its wonderful colors and design.. touch the hearts of those who see it. It's said to be worth about 200,000 gold currently.

That's amazing, Rance-sama.

Isn't it amazing, Darling? Do you love Lia even more now??

.......

That's just like you, Darling. Lia hates this weird picture too. I'll throw it away later.

More importantly, Darling. I have something even better, come here.

Lia grabbed my hand and started running again.

Do you know what this is, Darling?

Hmmm, a hot spring pool.

Nuh-uh. This is Lia's personal bath.

Whaat!!This huge thing is your personal bath!!

Let's go in together next time, Darling. Kya, how embarrassing!

Yeah, we could have a bath orgy with like 10 people.....That'd be nice... the ultimate pleasure!

Rance-sama.....

I'll let you join too, Sill, don't worry.

Ehhhh, I wanted to have fun with just Darling and me...

Then, over here!

Saying that, Lia grabbed my hand and ran off again.

Oh, there's a Rance-sama doll there.

...Hey, why is there a doll of me here?

Ehe, I imagine it's Darling and sleep with it every night! Aren't I adorable?


(Anatomically correct?)

............

I want one too...

And then, next is!

...Ye-s. Then Darling, when the war is over I'll give you the tour again.

………

Oh, like what?

Let's see.[The ABCs of S&M], [Call Me Your Queen], [How to Deceive Men][Weekly Ero Ero].

.........

Princess!!


Lia shows us her underwear collection…

There is nothing else of interest in this level.

Rance-sama... There are a lot of needles.

What the hell is this...?

It looks like the Helman Army is using Leazas Castle's defenses. This is going to be a problem.

Defenses...??

There are defenses deployed in the 3rd, 4th, and 5th floors to impede enemies headed to the highest floor.

Isn't it amazing? Leazas Castle's the best!!

It'll be tough from here on.

Eh?

What? We can't get to the 4th floor...? Tch.

There's another way. We just have to deactivate this floor's defenses.

I see. That's annoying, but it's the only way. So where's the deactivation device?

Then we're going to the highest floor.

That's impossible, Rance-sama.

Of course it is, dumbass. Don't you get my jokes?

Kyahahahahahahahaha.

Then let's go.



....At that time.......

“This is no good, I still don't have enough power. I won't get any stronger no matter how much blood I drink from girls like this."

“........."

“Bring me some higher class women. Women who overflow with power."

“Yes ma'am."

“And Chaos."

“I destroyed Chaos..."

“Noce, destroy Chaos completely right now."

“As you wish."

 

[Erebus]

The fourth wall is getting thinner in this update !

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

Now she tells him to 'completely' destroy the sword.

 

[evdk]

Now she tells him to 'completely' destroy the sword.

Women.

 

[TheEntitledOne]

Now she tells him to 'completely' destroy the sword.

Women.

She is a classy villain.

 

[TheEntitledOne]

Fedex
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We are greeted by the soldiers in this level.


Soldier -Rance-sama, we've been waiting for you.

-Hm, do you need something from me?

Soldier -Sir, Barres-sama is waiting for you past here.

Barres, huh... if that old dude's waiting for me maybe I won't go...

Rance-sama, something may have happened. Let's hurry there.

………

…………………

We find Barres.

(Take a look at the robot)

Yoohoo, Grandpa Barres!

So whaddaya want.

Yes.. Well, this is slightly embarrassing, but....

Gahahahahahahahaha, well that's embarrassing!

I.. I haven't said anything yet, sir...

.............

Rance-samaa.. Please hear what Barres-san has to say.

Alright, I'll listen. Talk, Barres.

The NATO.

Pathetic.

The NATO is a strong monster that is unaffected by all attacks except those of ice magic. We warriors can't......

Got it, leave it to me.


DEATH TO THE WEST!!!


We fight the “NATO”

Only ice magic hurts it. Luckily both Maris and Sill use ice, so the fight ends shortly.




.........



We continue our advance.

We reach a series of rooms with monsters.

Djinni, Hanniwa…

…Crabs and a future “bulling” victim.

Alright, deactivate 'em, Maris.

...That is...

What is it? Stop beating around the bush and just say what's on your mind.

Actually, the defenses on this floor change depending on how three levers are arranged.

Hmph, so how's it work? You must know the solution.

....Seriously. But I mean, we've just gotta try 'em all, right? It'll be annoying, but let's just mess with 'em.

You're right, Rance-sama. I think that should work.

But if you get it wrong you'll be sent to a monster cage.

................

We basically need to use a “code” of levers.

We activate the middle lever and the boob shaped button.

We are teleported with the “Frozen” Galmonster.

We will fulfill Rance’s desires.

..........


We get another galmonster too.


https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/60906133/r3mmayd18_ActiveWindow.jp
(I can't post this one properly, click in the link)

We finally get right code and deactivate the traps in this level.

To the next floor.

We can’t use the door yet.

We explore the floor…

``Seems legit´´

The spikes bloke our way back…

In the next room we find our favorite Tsundere mage.

It certainly seemed to be the same Shizuka I fucked silly standing on the other side of the cracked floor.

Hey, Shizuka. What are you doing over there!!

What am I doing.. What the hell is this castle?!

The ground suddenly split and I got stuck over here. Freakin' seriously.

Who is that, Darling?

Her name is Shizuka and she's one of my women.

Oh yeah.

Oh Darling, you're too much.

Ahhh.. I'm so unlucky. There's nothing I can do here.

Do something, Rance. I can't move like this.

Rance-sama, let's save Shizuka-san as soon as possible. Don't you feel sorry for her?

Lia thinks we should save her too.

I s'pose. Saving ladies who are in trouble is only the normal thing for the virtuous Rance-sama to do.

Alright, we'll save Shizuka.

....Eh...?

I'm telling you to jump.

Idiot.. there's no way I can jump this. I'll fall and die.

It's do or die. Women have gotta have guts.

D.. don't make it sound so easy. What're you gonna do if I fall and die?

If that happens I'll burn some incense for you. Now jump.

............

......No way......

Don't take all day.

..I- I got it.

Shizuka-san...

Shizuka spread her arms wide, took a deep breath, and jumped.

Oh shit...

Right when she was about to make it, Shizuka fell into the abyss.

Is what almost happened, but I stuck my hand out at the last second and caught her somehow.

Phew.... I'm saved....

I pulled Shizuka up and added her to our party.

………………


We find another of Rance's "women".

(If you don't know her check the LP of R02.

What the, it's Mill, huh.. you were fighting here too?

Mill -Of course I was. I'm a proper summoner, you know.

I see...

Mill -Oh right, we're in trouble!

What??

Agaain..? Milli's doing nothing but fucking up this time, isn't she?

Mill -Please, I'll even let you have sex with me! Teach me “extacy" this time!

Don't want kids. I don't have interest in anyone but young LADIES.

Mill -Boooo, meanyy! But Rance is nice so you'll save my sister anyway, right?

Guess I've got no choice, I'll save her if I've got time.

Mill -Thank you, just what I would expect from my first.


...........

Rance-samaa, if Milli's in there, the wall is in the way. How can you tell?

Rance is a fucking Genius®

What is it?

Well, the door past here is locked, so we can't get in.

..So what do we do? There better be a way to open it.

Yes, it will open if you pass a quiz in that quiz room over there.

Quiiz?

Yeah, yeah, that was mee. Isn't it cute?

.......

Anyway, we can't open this door without getting the quiz right. There are four questions total. Let's do our best.



There are 4 of those machines and we have to answer 3 questions correctly on each.



Someof the questions:

o_O

More antigaijin questions.

Retroinformatics...

Well this one at leats has some logic.

o_O

The answer is 20,000,000 Yen. Around 200,000 €.

YUKIMI.

The kind of question you put in any quiz.

But enough of this.


After completing the quiz we can advance.

We find a button and push it.

Something awesome happens.

Let’s see Milli.

I woulda been able to escape with my own power after just a little bit even if you hadn't saved me.. but thanks I guess.

Hmph, you're such a klutz on this adventure. I've saved you three times now.

I.. I guess, huh... Well, whatever. I'm just not on my game this time.

(Could she be suffering from a deadly disease? The screw-ups, the medicine... )

Well, saving incompetent, weak women is part of the beautiful swordsman Rance-sama's job after all. Gahahahahaha.

I've got a mission, so I'm gonna have to turn you down. More importantly, though..

What??

Could you give this to Rick in the Eastern tower?

I received Hirara Alloy DA from Milli.

It's Hirara Alloy DA. It's said to be able to pierce anything.Rick needs it so could you take it to him?

No way, why do I gotta be a frickin' gofer? You go!

FEDEX, DO NOT WANT!

Yeah, that's rude to ask the future king of Leazas! Right, Darling?

....Oh, come on, you can do it, can't you? That's right, I'll give you something good as a reward.

Hm.. Something good??

Well, I'll think about it. What is it?

Paralysis Powder?? (Did I hear Date Rape? )

Rance-sama, Paralysis Powder is an item that causes someone to be unable to move for a while when you sprinkle it on them.

I see, then it's a convenient item that'll let me do anything I want to a girl if I sprinkle it on her, hmm?

Dumbass.

Well, something like that. I'll give you this, so would you do my errand? (And no questions asked)

Received [Hirara Alloy DA].

Received [Paralysis Powder].

.............

Her sis also wants to reward us.

NO thanks.

We go to the eastern tower.
(we can’t advance until we do)

......................

...........

If it isn't the commander. We're preparing to defeat Caesar upstairs.

Preparing??

Yes. We can't defeat Caesar with our own power. Caesar's armor is extremely tough, and normal weapons can't even scratch him.

So our plan is to impale him with a stake that's had a special alloy applied to it.

Well, you guys are weak so you've gotta use your brains. Guess that's all you can do.

Yes. We will take down Caesar. Please, leave him to us and defeat other enemies, Commander.

Alright, I'll leave it to you guys. I'll hit you if you take forever though. Hurry up and get it over with.

Actually, we requested Milli-dono to deliver the Hirara AlloyDA to us, but she hasn't arrived yet. Without that.....

If that's what you want, I got it from Milli.

I gave the Hirara Alloy DA I got from Milli to Rick.

This is it. Thank you very much.

Then I'll apply it to the tip of the stake.

Saying that, Rick began to apply the Hirara Alloy to the tip of the stake.

...This is...

I dunno what's wrong but Rick stopped and came back to us.

What's wrong?

Yes, this is the Hirara Alloy DA, but the dimensions are a bit off. I can't apply it to the tip of the stake like this.

Use effort and willpower.

That's impossible.

I see, I s'pose that machine maniac would come in useful here. Alright, I'll put her to work.

Please, sir.

Then Rance-sama, let's head to were Maria-san is.

...................

Fuck the fedex.

...........

We find Maria where we left her.

What's different about it from normal Hirara Alloy?

Well, it's 2.24 times tougher than normal Hirara Alloy. But it's top-class, so it's rather hard to come by.

So what's up with it??

Right, that Rick loser asked me. He needs you to treat it or something?

Sure.

Saying that, Maria took a hammer out of her toolbox and treated the Hirara Alloy.

(Clang clang)

(Clink clink clink clang)

Hmmm, seems awfully simple.

What are you talking about? I'm just quick 'cause I'm a veteran at this. If an amateur was doing it, it'd take several days, *ahem*.

Maria-san's pretty impressive.

Well, they say every idiot has a special skill, right?

Geez...

Maria treated the Hirara Alloy DA.

……


Back to Rick.

Yes sir, I'll apply it immediately.

Saying that, Rick began to apply the Hirara Alloy to the tip of the stake.


.......

When he'd finished, Rick returned to us.

I'm finished applying the alloy. With this, the stake now has overwhelming destructive power.

We should be able to defeat Caesar with this.

Alright, then hurry up and defeat Caesar. Right now.

Yes sir, however, it's impossible right now. We'd like to attack him when he gives us a good opportunity, so we're going to wait a little longer for a better chance.

Please wait for a bit, Commander.

Tch, hurry up. If you don't do it fast, I'll kill Caesar myself. I'm holding back on killing him so you can get some war achievements here.

.........

We will go to the West tower now.

He'll be a perfect test of Demon Sword Chaos' power.

Gahahahahahahaha.



Next update: Hunting the Dark Lords!

 

[lightbane]

So many choices

 

[tppcrpg]

So many choices

DEEP and COMPLEX moral choices there.
Gotta love alicesoft's sense of humour too.

 

[TheEntitledOne]

So many choices

DEEP and COMPLEX moral choices there.
Gotta love alicesoft's sense of humour too.

Fun fact: The last option is WRONG!

Not sure if joke or bug or what.

 

[TheEntitledOne]

Hunting Dark Lords
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.........

....Ithere....

Hm??

What is it, Shizuka-san?? Is something bothering you??

N... no, it's nothing.

Nope, that was suspicious. You're keeping a secret from me, aren't you?

It's nothing!

Nope, it's more suspicious now that you're getting serious about it. Come to think of it, when you came back you said you'd been saved by the enemy's Dark Lord.

I bet the Dark Lord who saved you was Ithere. I see, I get it now.

.......

And even though you're my woman, you cheated on me with that Ithere bastard!!

Really, how rude!!

And I haven't done anything like that with that man!!

Ohh, then you definitely haven't had sex with him, eh?

You fell for that guy's face and let him touch your boobs and kiss you, didn't you?

So when you heard I was gonna kill Ithere, you got all upset, eh? That must be it.

You're wrong. Why do I have to fall in love with that guy? He's the one who's in love with me.

Eh?

Ohh, I've heard something interesting.

Geez, dark lords have such weird preferences! To think that he'd fall for this uncute tomboy!!

Shut it.

But we can use this.

Shizuka, you can't be in love with Ithere.

Of course not. He's our enemy, isn't he?

Alright. Then you can fight him.

Of... of course.

Shizuka-san....

Time for another of his diabolic plans.

Rance-san, I can't make my magic barrier here. There isn't enough room for it.

...I got it.

How will we defeat a dark lord, Rance-sama?

Even though we have the Demon Sword Chaos, a dark lord's power is still way too strong. I don't know if we can beat him by just fighting normally.

Shizuka, I'm gonna put you to work. Got it?

Fine. It's not like I feel anything for Ithere anyway.

Alright, good.

First, Shizuka appears in front of Ithere and professes her love for him. Then I'll beat him to death when he lets his guard down.

Eh......?

Rance-samaa..

Dumbass, he's a dark lord! Stop being so naive!! If we don't do this the world will be destroyed!

....That's.....

Got it, Shizuka?

..........

You can't do it after all??

....I can do it. I'll do it.

It's fine, it's to win after all. I'll do whatever it takes.

Alright, good job. That's why you're my woman.

Then strip.

Wh.. why.. do I have to strip?

Obviously, to make Ithere drop his guard. If a man is approached by the woman he loves and she's naked, he'll get all excited and let his guard down. (I love how he leaves the deatails for the end)

....I got it.

Saying that, Shizuka took off her clothes.

.......

Shizuka stepped slowly up to Ithere.

.......

Why are you....?

That's......

Idiot, it doesn't matter if it's a lie, just say you like him already!! Geez, this is annoying.

Shizuka-san...

...Ummm....

....

I love you.

Eh...?

Re.. really.. Really?!!

Oh... yes.

Shizuka-san.

A monkey could kill him now. I jumped out toward Ithere.

Wh.. whaat!!

I stabbed Chaos deep into Ithere's side.

Ithere gets a serious wound. At that moemt his body changes into his battleform.

Gahahahaha, you've shown your true colors, monster.

This time the battle interface is different.

He has around 2000HP

Chaos is capable of disabling the Dark Lord Invulnerability field, so all our team can hurt him.

After trashing him a bit...

RANCE ATTACK!!!!!


Ithere, collapsed on the floor, glared at us. His lips move, covered in blood.

“...I've made a mistake... To become infatuated with a human woman.. I..."

At that point, Ithere expired.

Rance 1 : Dark Lords 0

Shizuka-san.. um...

..Rance! Let's get going.

We've gotta win!

Yeah, let's get going. Come with me.

......

We find a lever nearby.

Now we go to the tower with Rick.


They have moved...

Well, I guess they're good for something. By the way, where did they go?

I wonder if... upstairs... oh.

What, did you think of something good?

......

That's right, I'm the only one who can defeat dark lords.

Shut up, you be quiet. If you're a weapon then act like one and be quiet.

Anyway, we're going upstairs.

Yes, Rance-sama.

We find Caesar.

He can't move at all.

..........

We find Rick in a bad shape. Sill heals him as good as she can.

Same thing with Leila.

Just then, Satella appears.

......Rance, who defeated my Isis, hm? I can't believe you're showing your face in front of me so easily.

Hahahaha, I'll attack a woman I haven't done yet as many times as necessary. That's my policy.

.........

Why don't you surrender gracefully, eh?

Satella is in a very bad mood right now. I'll defeat you just like the Leazas soldiers lying over there.

Don't treat me like those small fry over there.

Yeah!

Now, Rance-san, let's defeat this devil.

......

The bitch has extra high evasion so the fight is quite difficult.

Of course we could just use the paralysis powder, right??

I sprinkled the paralysis powder over Satella.

(Flash flash flash)

Well, it's that time again.

“How is it? You can't move, can you?"

“Ah.. ah.. my body.. what have you.. done to.. you.. you coward..!"

Satella tried to move but she should only wriggle pathetically like a caterpillar.

“Oh.. stop.. sto.. stop it..!"

“No."

“......"

“Let's see, I suppose I could give you a taste of sweet pleasure before I seal you. Aren't you the lucky one, Satella?"

“...Noo.. no.. don't come near mee..!"

“Hehehehehehehehehehehehe, *gulp*."I quickly approached Satella.
I grabbed to two nicely-shaped hills under her black leotard roughly. Mmm, they're soft.

“Ah..."Satella moaned the instant I touched her breasts.

I grope her more slowly.(Grope grope grope)

“No.. ahn.. ah... no....!"What's with this overreaction just from me groping her breasts......

Her miracle hills under her leotard.. uhiuhi.

I softly caressed Satella pussy with my hand.(Caress caress caress)

“...Ahi...!"Satella twitches and trembles.

“Man, if you're like this from just that, what we're gonna do later's gonna be tough."

“No.. Don't.. touch.. Satella..!"

I've gotten tired of touching her over her clothes so I went ahead and stripped Satella.

I embraced Satella and groped her breasts, kneading her nipplesas well.Yup, it's definitely best to touch 'em directly.

“No- ah.. *gasp*.. kuh...!!"(Collapse)

“Eh?"
It looks like Satella just came. Hmm, that was fast.

“*Sob*.. *sob*.. cruel.. you're so cruel..!"

That arrogant Satella is crying... how cute! Well fine, I'll make you cum 100 times, no, 200 times.

I embraced Satella once more.

And, after softly caressing her body once more, Satellascreamed and came.

When I extended my finger to her melting hot pussy, Satella came.

I stuck my finger into her cute little butt and Satella trembled and came.

“*Gasp*... ah....!"

“No.. ah.. that feels good...!"

“I... I'm cumming...!"

“Kuh.. haaAh!"

B- but, I haven't come once yet. Isn't this really unfair? I mean, she's coming just by me touching her, but I haven'treally gotten a chance to do anything yet.

Ooh.. this is kinda sad....I guess I should just stick it in.

Seems like the effect of the Paralysis Powder has worn off, but Satella's completely worn out and in no condition to resist. I can put it in the back or the front however much I want now.

Satella's pussy is a complete flood. If I stick my beautiful dick in now, I might go mad from the pleasure, huh..?

Thinking stuff like that, I stuck my finger into Satella's dripping wet pussy.

“Ow..!"

..It. It's... tight...Could she be.. a virgin?

“Is this.. your first time?"

“*Gasp*.. ah.. is it- a- a problem if Satella's a virgin? Why does it.. why does it.. matter?"

“'Cause.. 'cause- everyone's afraid of Satella.. and doesn't talk to her....!"

“....."

“..Nobody.. nobody cares about.. ah..!"Satella came again.

And she passed out just like that.

“Hey, I haven't done anything yet! Hey, wake up!"

..I played around with her with my fingers for a bit, but Satella didn't show any signs of waking up.

...Geez.. what a hopeless dark lord.

Geez, she's too sensitive to fuck properly.

........

I'll spare your life specially this time.

It's fine.I know her weak point now. I can defeat her whenever I want.

..........

Go!!

You'll regret this.

Make yourself a little less sensitive for the next time we meet so that you don't come immediately and pass out after just a finger.

And I'll be taking your virginity. Don't give your body to any loser, okay?

Hmph.

I'll be taking your life, Rance, so if somebody else kills you before me I'll be mad.

Gahahahahahaha.

.......

Then Satella disappeared.

Rance 2 : Dark Lords 0

Was it really okay to let her go, Rance-sama?

I don't care. Even if she's a dark lord, she's just a girl.

We pull the lever. After that we go back to the castle.


With this we can get to the throne room and face Noce and Gele, no more derailing.



Next update: Final Showdown!

 

[lightbane]

Hahahaha, I'll attack a woman I haven't done yet as many times as necessary. That's my policy.

Epic
Rance is truly a hero of justice.

 

[Erebus]

“Hey, I haven't done anything yet! Hey, wake up!"

: x : x : x : x

 

[TheEntitledOne]

Final Showdown: Rance vs Noce.
----------------------------------------------

Let's end this.


We get to the 5th floor of the castle.

This area was previously blocked by a hole, but the levers we pulled opened the way.

This area is basically a small labyrinth, guarded by stone guardians.

After some battles Rance achieves level 40.

Boobies!
By grinding more we can get to screw her, but it will take too long.

Unfortunately I will have to skip some of the collectables, like the chick in the last fragmented mirror (too much time to collect those).

Btw, from one of the last rarerare stones…

Let’s continue…

After some more fights…

We find a button.

If we push it a new path appears.

From the new path we access another button.

Repeating these steps a couple of times we make it to the stairs to the next floor.

But instead of continuing up, we push the new button. Getting access to the chest we saw previously.

From the chest we get a new rarerare stone.

With this we are ready to advance.

………






At the sixth floor…

We find a chest in a corner.

In this floor there is a new type of enemy, the Kamikaze.

But using the Gal Curse bomb we get an automatic assault.

Finally we find Noce. He is waiting for us.

Dark Lord Noce, prepare to meet your end.

The Dark Lord-defeating Demon Sword Chaos has been revived, as you can see. And we've already taken care of two Dark Lords, Ithere and Satella.

You're next.

Hmph, Chaos who torments my master Gele-sama, this time I'll crush you into pieces so that you'll never revive again.

Shut up, I'll seal Gele again.

Rance or whatever, I'll let you go if you hand Chaos over tome.

Don't be ridiculous.

Let's go!!

Yes.

Yeah.

Lia'll do her best too.

Shut up.

....Well said.

Really.

Let's see. It'll be boring fighting like this, so how aboutsome entertainment?

Whaat!

How original.

Thankfully Shizuka and Lia open up the fight with their area attacks.

Most of them fall fast.

Rance terminates his fake and the battle ends.

Lia was surprised too.

Rance-sama, Dark Lord Noce is so strong. I can't believe he could make copies of us with magic. Will we be alright?

Don't worry. I'm the strongest in the world after all. I won't lose to anyone.

Right, don't worry now that Chaos-sama's with you! Sill-chan, you don't need to fret.

Aargh, shut up, you're just a weapon!



...........................



Btw, the door north can’t be opened (maybe I missed a secret key?)

Noce went west, but the corridor is guarded by a group of some short of samurai guard.

We kill them one by one.

At last we find him.

The end has come for the Dark Lord desperately trying to run from me in fear. The legendary beautiful hero Rance-sama will finish him.

...Dark Lord Noce....

Rance-san, he's on a completely different level than the other Dark Lords you've fought. Let's be careful about this.

Careful!!

Let's just jump into the obvious trap instead!!!

Yes, rushing straight at him will never work. We've got to come up with some kind of plan...

........

Then I'll get serious too. You guys're in the way of Gele-sama's resurrection.

Come on everyone, let's go!

Yes, Rance-sama.

Yeah.

This will be the end.

Yes, we must defeat this Dark Lord.

Lia'll do her best too.

Shut up, we're attacking!!!!!!!

We charged at Noce.

Noce threw a powerful fireball at us.


We can't evade it!

Kya----------!!!!

Kanami received a severe burn.

Kya--, Darling..!!

Princess Lia.. Ah..!!

Lia and Maris received severe burns.

Sel received a severe burn.

Ah.....

Kya-----, Rance-samaa...

Sill and Shizuka received severe burns.

Shit, you've done it now.

The last magic he threw landed a direct hit on me. I'm assaulted by an intense pain and my body won't move.

(Thud)

WHAT A GREAT PLAN, RANCE.

Noce approached as if to sneer at us.

“What's wrong, I thought you were going to defeat me?"

“Sh.. shut up! We'll defeat you.. guh..."

“Come on Rance, we've gotta beat him!"

“Get up Rance, Get u--p, Ra--nce!!"

“Shut up, you're making my head hurt so be quiet!"

“I see, so you can't fight anymore. Then I'll have you die."

“Keh.. We're not done yet. The battle's, just getting started."

“Stop acting brave, snot-nosed brat!!"

..It's frustrating, but I don't think I have the strength to fight anymore. I should have thought a little more instead of charging down that straight path... dammit...


... “Rance-dono..."

“Hm...?"

Barres, huh? You've come at a good time.

Barres appeared with five Leazas soldiers in tow.

Another nuisance has appeared.

Alright, while Barres and the soldiers are fighting we'll heal.

Leazas’ troops fight bravely.

But Noce is too strong for them.

Barres is KO'd.

Our rescuers only managed to annoy him.

Maria shows up, and opens fire with Tulip #1.

A group of soldiers charges him.

But they get defeated too, although they managed to soften him a bit.

Rick Addison, Leila and their men come to our aid.


Rick and Leila are powerful warriors.

They hit Noce hard, but only manage to anger him. The spike in his shoulder grow up, and he counters with powerful magic.

He ends up defeating them too.

But before he can relax Milly jumps on him.

Her sister joins the fight too.

While Noce was entertained, Sill and Sel managed to heal us.

Before Noce defeats the last challengers we are already at 100%.

We attack him with our best attacks.

Strangely, seems like his “skin” reacts to the attacks.

Well, we will keep trashing him.

The attacks from the girls can barely scratch his armor, and the healers are to worn out to do much healing.
But the Rance Attack really hurts him.


But Noce’s punches hit like trucks.

His armor keeps evolving too.

This ends up turning into an endurance battle. Thankfully we have several full restore items on us.

TOOOHHHHH!!

Shizuka and Sil are defeated, but we keep hitting him.

He manages to leave Rance at <20HP, but we recover with a potion and keep at it.

GAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!! DIE!!!!

Noce keeps hitting and his body keeps hardening.
Rance in turns lets the bloodthirsty maniac loose.

Eventually, Noce’s body can’t keep with the punishment. His body starts to dissolve.

Congratulations, Rance-sama.

It's not over yet. Demon Lord Gele is just past here.

Right, we've gotta settle this for good.


We keep advancing.

So you're finally here, huh?

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

Rape time.

 

[Azira]

 

[TheEntitledOne]

Btw, I have all the content ready. How fast do you want to see it updated?

 

[JoKa]

Btw, I have all the content ready. How fast do you want to see it updated?

FASTER!!!!!1

 

[TheEntitledOne]

The End: Rance vs Gele.
----------------------------------------------

Hahahahaha, I'll seal you again, Gele!

Yeah, don't think you can run from Chaos' curse.

I can only display a hundredth of my strength right now because of Chaos' curse, but I still won't lose to mere humans.

Hmph, no one can beat me! Let's go!!

We attacked Gele.

She dissapears from our sight and appears just in front of Sel.

A priestess, are you? An unpleasant thing that serves God. Die.



Gele blew Sel away.

It's impossible for humans to discern my movement!!



Kanami was instantaneously defeated by Gele.


Oh shit, this is not looking good.

Kuh, she's just toying with us!!

Holy Degradation Wave!!

Maris' ultimate move exploded into her, but Gele was unscathed.

Hmph.

Once again her celerity makes her "teleport", this time Maris is next.

....Demon King!!!

Maris was defeated by Gele.

Lia was repelled by Gele as if she were an ant.

Fufufufu, there's nothing quite like squashing weaklings.

One by one Rance's allies are sent flying away.

(Whoosh)

FUUUUUUUCK!!!

Masou Shizuka was blown away.

Rance-samaa...!!

Sill was also blown away in the blink of an eye.

Ku.... damn you!!

Rance, it's do-or-die. Concentrate now!!

Shut up, be quiet like a sword should.

Just listen to me!!

Shut up, one minute'll be enough!!

This “battle” is tricky.

You just have to “interact” with her in the map to harm her. You have to hit her around 10 times…

But after you move and or act 4 times in a row she teleports around randomly, and deals ranged damage.

So the trick is to be around the center of the room. Oh, and btw, we can't heal, so we better not waste any movement.



Gele moves around the room non stop, but when she stops to attack we charge at her.

She covers behind columns.

Your wont work with me!!

Rance's woman detecting radar helps him to strike her down just when she stops to use her magic.

Kuh...!!

Rance did 100 damage to Gele with Chaos. Gele's HP (000)

Kuh... impossible...

There's no way I could have.. I could have...

Hey, Chaos!! The one who defeated Gele was me. Don't be so cocky, you damn weapon!!

Gele has several big cuts, and she is too weak to heal them fast enough, she is at our mercy.

...........

..Rance-sama...

Oh, you're all awake.

Sill is the first to recover and tends to the rest.

Seems like no one suffered any live threatening injures.


................



...............................

Time for some Glorious Days.

Against me even a Demon King is like an infant. Man, she was so weak it was boring.

Rance-san, we can't let down our guards just yet. Not until the Demon King is fully sealed...

Yes, now, Rance-san. Let's use Chaos to seal the Demon King.

Yeah, do it!! You're so cool, Darling.

Well, that's that. Curse yourself for becoming a Demon King, Gele. Alright, let's do this seal thing.

I'm going to seal you again. And this time it'll be eternal.

.................

..Wait...

Oh, are you begging for your life now? I'm not gonna forgive you though.

That's right, Rance. You can't forgive her.

Yes, the Demon King is the enemy of mankind, after all.

..I lost to you.

I'm already prepared to be sealed.

Oh? How graceful.

..I have one last request before I'm sealed...

What is it??

......

Heh...

It's my final wish. Just once, before I'm sealed...

Rance-sama...

You mustn't, Rance-san!

You can't, it's a trap.

She's right! Rance-san.

Da.. Darling.

Now, please come with me to the back room. This way.

Don't worry, this is not a trap.

Nope. Not a trap.

It's NOT A T R A P.

Sill...

I'll reward you later, so don't be jealous.

That's not it, Rance-sama.. I have a bad feeling about this!

Rance, you should at least bring Chaos with...

Right, I'll keep Gele's power at bay.

Don't be stupid. What kind of man brings a sword to bed?

It's okay, I can still seal Gele's power from here.

Gele can't escape right now anyway.

Lia wants to be included too, Darling.

That's improper, Princess.

..........Rance-sama...

.....

Dehe...

“Ah... that feels so good... more.. more.. more.. lick.. lick harder.. ahh..."

(Lick lick smack)

“Dehe dehe dehe.. How beautiful, your flower garden."

Gele opened up her legs in front of me and guided me in. I've been licking down there since then.

“Ah.. Ahhaah... nn, nn.. how many thousands of years has it been since I've felt like this.. hahh.. hauh.. lick deeper.. fu.. fu.. aah!!"

It's probably because she's a Demon King that she's so beautiful. She has dangerous moves and expressions that Sill and Kanami don't that make my head spin.

“Fufu.. How good does it feel I wonder? Gele-chan... Can you tell me in detail?"

“Aaa-----h, your tongue is crawling into my ○○○○ and moving up and down like it's an animal.. uah.. It's moving.. It only touches the place I want it to touch most every so often, but, nnh, that also.. feels
retty good.. it feels so gooood!

Nnh.. Nn-ah!!"

What a woman... Hmmm, Demon Kings are different after all.

“Aah.. I.. I can't.. nnh.. take it anymore Please.. put it in.. fu.. fu.. 'kay? ..C'mon, please."

“I'm so happyyyy."

I'm going completely at her pace. I've gotta turn it around here..

An indescribable feeling was transmitted to me from between my legs. So this is sex with a Demon King, huh. Ooh.. Gele's moving furiously.

“Aaaah, amazing.. Rance.. you're amazing. What a man.. I.. I.. oh..!"

“Gele!! Oooh."

“Ah, ah, ah, ah, aa---h!! I'm.. I'm, I'm comiiiing!!"

“Fuuh... that was great."

“Ufu...."

“Wanna do it again..?"

“That was wonderful.. what an amazing.. man you are..."

“I don't need to be told that. I'm the best guy in the world, you know."

“I don't want to be sealed by Chaos again."

“......"

“I'd rather choose death than be sealed by him."

“....."

Ohhhhhh. It was a trap after all.

“Whaat?"

“What are you doing.. stop it... argh!!"

“Sochihinanka gerubahe de furumadegesu."

“Stop, dumbass! Stop!!"

“Deruhaa.. Now.. fall into the space-time rift with me. Fufu.. ahahahahahahahahahah."


Gele chanted a creepy spell and darkness began opening upbefore me. What the hell just happened?

Rance “Damnit.. what do you plan to do with me!!"

Rance “A space-time rift..."

“That's right, a world of darkness you can never escape after falling in."

Rance “Stop!! ..No, I won't fall!!!"

“Ufufufufu, it's too late."

Rance “Stop..!! Damnit... ugh.. Sill!!!!!"

..........

What's wrong, Sill-chan?

Rance-sama's in trouble!!

“Rance-sama..? Ooh.. Waaah.. noo!! Rance-samaa!!! Waaah..!"

“You can't, Sill-chan. You won't make it in time."

“No, nooo!! Rance-samaaa..!! Aaaaah!! No, let me go!!"

“Stop, you won't make it!"

Nooo.. Rance-sama..!!

..............


In the dark void.

.....................

Kh.. That bitch Gele.. I can't believe she did that.

I didn't think I'd be dragged into the Darkside Zone too...

Isn't there a way to get out!!

I wonder what will happen to me.

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

Hmm, considering what happened in Sengoku Rance ('My life's goal is to fuck the Demon Lord") I was expecting him to fail having sex with her.

 

[lightbane]

So, the reward for falling into an obvious trap is oblivion (literally). Let's see how will Rance survive this time.

 

[Erebus]

I guess it simply wasn't the kind of trap Rance could not fall into.

Thanks for the LP ! I didn't expect the game to end on a cliffhanger. Wonder what the scenario of Rance 4 is like...

 

[TheEntitledOne]

I guess it simply wasn't the kind of trap Rance could not fall into.

Thanks for the LP ! I didn't expect the game to end on a cliffhanger. Wonder what the scenario of Rance 4 is like...

My nigga, please. This is not over yet.

You fell for it in Rance 02 too.

Wow. This game really doesn't end well, does it ?

I guess the message is "Beware consensual sex, it may turn out to have been creepy necrophiliac gay sex."

Don't worry. I will update as soon as we reach the next page.

Just one extra bump.

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

Go!

 

[TheEntitledOne]

Oblivion Sucks
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A way to get out of this world..

... “....Ra..ce..."

“Hm...?"

“Sill."

When I looked at the nonexistent place Sill was there, holding her hand out to me.

“Rance-sama, grab on!! Please grab onto Sill!"

“Alright, Sill! Good job."

I held out my hand to Sill, but it didn't reach as far as I thought it would.

“Ah.. no, Rance-sama! Please, please reach farther."

“Ugh.. it won't reach..."I held out my hand desperately but it just wouldn't reach.

“Rance-sama! It's no good. ..Reach farther!!"

“Nope, I can't do any more than this. Sill, you reach further."

“....Yes, Rance-sama. ..Nnh!!"

Sill stretched her arm out to me.

“Just like that, just a bit more..."

“Rance-sama.. Nngh.. It's just a bit more."

And my hand finally grasped Sill's soft hand.

“Alright... eh?"

Just when I thought I'd finally grabbed her hand and would be pulled out, Sill fell toward me.

“Ahn!!"

“Rance-sama!! Aahn, good. *Sob*.. I made it to you? You won't go anywhere anymore? ..*Sob*.. *sniffle*... ..Good..."

“Hey, Sill. We weren't saved, you know!! What the hell is the point of you falling in too!!"

“*Sniffle*.. Rance-sama.. I'm sorry. ..I'm so glad.. Rance-samaa.. *Sob*.. Ehehe..."

“....Dumbass."

“Oh, Rance-sama!! It was so close but when I reached my arm out.. my body.. ah..."

“..........."

“Oh... I'm sorry. A..ha..."

“I got it, it's fine."

“.......Ye..s."

“............."

“Hey, say something. It got too quiet just now."

“Umm, umm.. Coocoocoo pigeon coocoo."

“Who told you to sing a song!!"

“Rance-sama.. just where are we?"

“Dunno. Doesn't seem like there's an exit either."

“What should we do?"

“There's nothing we CAN do."

“......."

“Don't worry, the main character can't die. I'm sure we'll be saved."

“........"

“Well, for now, let's fuck. Dehedehe."

“Eh, Rance-sama? So suddenly.. and in a place like this?"

“..Let's go look for an exit over theere."

“Where's ‘over there?' Right and left and up and down and West and East are all pitch black. We can't draw a map either."

“That's..."

“So."

I embraced Sill and kissed her. Sill “Ah..."Sill went limp with the melting hot kiss.

“This is a weird place, it's like we're floating in the air. We're gonna do it a bunch in wonderful positions that you can't take when you're held down by gravity!!"

“Noo.. oh, Rance-sama."

Sill's voice, a bit different than usual, reached my ears. She's twisting her body like a cat and pleasuring herself on top of me.

I quickly accommodated Sill with sweet caresses. Sill's lower half was already seeking me out as if trying tostick to me.

“Ah.. Ahh.. Rance-sama.. Sill's, a little.. ha.. strange today.. Ahh.. Rance-sama.. I feel straange."

“What's strange?"

“Aahn.. no.. Please don't make me say it.. Hau..! Aahn.. *sniffle*.. Ra-n-ce-sama.."

“If you don't tell me I'll stop. Say it, Sill."

I bullied Sill even more while enjoying her bewildered, fervent expression.

“Nn.. nn.. please.. gi-.. ha.. me.. yo-.. Ran..ce..sama."

“..What was that? I couldn't hear you. Kuhaha."

“Aaahn! Please, Rance-sama!! Please give it to Sill right here.. ahn!!"

“Hey!? Sill! You.."

“..*Sniff*.. *Sniffle*.. But.. But.. *Sniffle* Ra..nce-sama.. you're so mean.. *Sob* *sob*.."

Sill started crying on top of me.

“I get it. I got it. Stop crying."

I thrusted recklessly into Sill. I reaffirmed that Sill was my woman for a long, long time.

“Aah.. Aahn.. yes.. yes.. Rance-sama!"

“Alright, here I come!!"

I ejaculated with the force of a flood inside Sill.

(Spuspuspuspuspuspurrt-------)

“AaaAh....nn....!!"

“Phew.. that was great. Wasn't it, Sill?"

“...*Blush*."

“You were much more into it than usual too, Sill."

“..Eh.. that's not truue..."

I used my fingers to clean up the area I had been inside until just recently. It was burning hot and wet.

“Ah...n!"

“Look what's happened down here. Well, I guess we've gotta go another round."

“....Yes."

The solution for boredom.

 

[JoKa]

Bumpity bump

Edit: Too late.
Edit 2: Post moar!