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Let's Play: Rance 4.1 & 4.2 (NSFW)

Discussion in 'Codex Playground' started by TheEntitledOne, Mar 20, 2014.

  1. TheEntitledOne Arcane

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    Ok, Rance 4.2 should be translated very soon is already translated, so I will start with 4.1. You can get it from the link, VirtualBox instructions included.

    http://rancetranslation.wordpress.com/2014/01/25/rance-4-1-release/


    4.1 and 4.2 are a pair of short games set just after the events of Rance 4. And truth be said 4.1 ends halfway into the plot. Seems like Alicesoft was pulling DLC scams before it became popular...

    They play like the older titles. Talk with people interact with the enviroment and some limited dungeon crawling.


    Let’s get into the game…
     
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  2. Azira Arcane Patron

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  3. TheEntitledOne Arcane

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    Rance 4.1 Save the Medicine Plant.

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    A small, plump man who looked as if his STR was infinitely close to 0 appeared.

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    [​IMG] Actually, I’m the president, Doharas.

    [​IMG] Eh..

    …This guy…is the president??

    This guy with no presence is the president of the Happiness Pharmaceuticals corporation that controls 50% of the world’s drug market…

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    [​IMG] Let’s talk about the job.

    [​IMG] …R-Right.

    [​IMG] …Hm…hmmmm?

    Guys like this talk all day about their hobbies or they ‘ll drag about themselves, so I’ve gotta get him talking about the job.

    And it’s always better to get meetings with dudes over with quickly.

    Happiness Pharmaceutical’s President, Doharas opened his notebook and started explaining.

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    Three days ago…

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    The weather is so sunny it’s depressing.

    Sill has done udon for breakfast.

    And we did it three times yesterday.

    It’s been a little way since the incident in the Toushin Toshi.

    Stuff happened after that, but I forgot…

    And, as the cost of living had shot up while I wasn’t paying attention, my money had completely run out after I just played around a little tiny bit.

    How utterly unpleasant.


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    Ahh, my money’s completely run out. These are hard times. I’ve gotta do something.

    Grr grr grr

    I found myself getting unreasonably angry and had to rage a bit.


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    [​IMG] What?!

    The woman interrupting my refreshing rampage is a slave named Sill.

    (Hit)

    [​IMG] Don’t criticize my actions.

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    [​IMG] …But, Rance-sama…

    Sill spoke, trembling.

    [​IMG] Still talking back to me?

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    [​IMG] Money…about the money.

    We don’t really have any more.

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    (we are starting to see the pattern...)

    [​IMG] So, could you… refrain from breaking the dresser anymore?

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    [​IMG] Rance-sama, could you… well, economize a little more.. At least as much as the average person…?

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    [​IMG] …Then at least…

    [​IMG] What…?

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    [​IMG] There are so many chicks on those shops waiting for my love.

    [​IMG] What if they are just waiting for your wallet Rance-sama…?

    (Hit)

    My kick exploded into Sill.

    [​IMG] Ow…!

    [​IMG] Anyway, I’m going out to play. Gimme the money.

    [​IMG] I’ve been trying to tell you Rance-sama we don’t have any left.

    [​IMG] We already have the water bill and the Neighbor Association waiting…

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    [​IMG] When I’m finished with this job, we should get a little money, so please just wait until then.

    [​IMG] …And how much is that job gonna pay?

    [​IMG] 200 gold in all.

    (We could mostly buy a pointy stick at the weapon shop with that, good thing that for once Rance kept some high level equipment)

    [​IMG] Two hundred gold??

    [​IMG] Yes, 200 gold.

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    [​IMG] Oh, good, Rance-sama! I’ll help you.

    [​IMG] I’ll begin preparing right away.

    [​IMG] You can watch the house.

    [​IMG] Huh?

    [​IMG] Fold some flowers and watch the house.

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    [​IMG] Last time, on that Toushin Toshi, I thoush Sill had died and I got kinda freaked out, so I don’t want that to happen again.

    [​IMG] But, I was just… unconscious…

    [​IMG] Argh, I don’t wanna hear excuses! Anyway, you are staying home this time.

    [​IMG] But then, Rance-sama…will you go alone?

    [​IMG] Athena, you come with me.

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    Suddenly, Athena 2.0, the artificial life form who followed me home appeared.

    [​IMG] That’s that. Got it?

    [​IMG] ……No way…

    [​IMG] Athena will do her spin-spinny bestest!

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    I got my equipment together and left the house with Athena 2.0.

    The weather was warm and sunny.

    [​IMG] Where’s we going master?

    Athena 2.0 spun around as we spoke.

    [​IMG] A place with a bald old dude. (Guildmaster Keith)

    [​IMG] Bald, bald??

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    [​IMG] Bzzzz, bzzzzz.

    And I met the bald geezer for the first time in a little while.

    And I took what I thought was was the most decent job out of the pile of worthless requests.


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    [​IMG] Hmm…?

    [​IMG] I mean, that’s the job. It’s just as I explained. Thanks for your help.

    [​IMG] …Hrmm. I was thinking about something else so I wasn’t listening after all.

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    [​IMG] Eh? Again?

    [​IMG] Yeah. If you don’t wanna, I’m going home.

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    After a little while , President Doharas started explaining the job again.


    The job description was something like this:

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    They managed to repel the monsters enough to barricade the entrance linking the factory to the cave, but the factory workers are too scared of the blockade, failing to do any work.

    To dispel the factory workers fears, the monsters in the cave need to be whipped out.

    So they hired adventurers to exterminate the monsters, but that hasn’t going on so well, which lead us to this point.

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    The reward has been climbing up, and it’s finally my time to shine.

    150,000 Gold upon completion of the job…

    Not too bad.

    Extravagant, fitting of a large corporation.

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    …Those fools who aren’t me… since, I’ve accepted this job, there is pretty much no way any other group could clear it.

    [​IMG] What’s we gonna do master?

    [​IMG] We’ll accept.

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    [​IMG] I see! Thank you very much!

    Doharas smiled and lowered his head.

    [​IMG] Athena 2.0 will do ‘er beste too!

    [​IMG] …By the way you companion is…?

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    [​IMG] Alright, now that’s been settled let’s get going.

    [​IMG] Yessir!

    This mission is a competition after all… If we take our time, some other adventurers could get ahead of us.

    [​IMG] Oh…wait a minute please!

    [​IMG] What.

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    [​IMG] Conan…a man huh?

    [​IMG] Yes, he is a splendid warrior. He’s hard working and reliable.

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    [​IMG] Huh..?

    [​IMG] Oh, also…

    Doharas spoke as he recalled something.

    [​IMG] What.

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    [​IMG] My apologies.

    [​IMG] So then...Shall I prepar another room for Miss Athena 2.0?

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    [​IMG] Oh, Master, you peeeerveeert…

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    [​IMG] Well then…

    [​IMG] Well’n??

    Athena 2.0 stared at my face, smiling…

    [​IMG] Let’s go to the Security Office.

    [​IMG] Yessir!

    [​IMG] Anyway, let’s go talk to that Conan loser…

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    We summon the System Goddess and save the game…

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    To be continued…
     
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  4. abnaxus Arcane Patron

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  5. TheEntitledOne Arcane

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    [I can't use a text extractor with this so I have to type everything, I will have to cut some chatter. I have to crop the images to, so the updates, even if short will take some time to do]


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    The game is limited to 3 main areas. The offices, the dorms and the factory (with the dungeon).

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    We will check the main office first.

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    In the main hall there is no much to do, but the game allows us to do some stupid shit, like stealing the windows.

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    [​IMG]Athena, take the glass.

    [​IMG]Yessir… Hmph, hmph…

    Athena 2.0 grabbed the glass and desperately tried to take the glass out.

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    [​IMG]…It broked…Ahahahaha…

    Athena 2.0 laughed weakly, blood flowing from her fingers.

    [​IMG]Tch…


    We can also derp around with Athena.

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    (Grope, grope)

    I fondled Athena’s breasts.

    [​IMG]Ahh..ahh..

    [​IMG]Master, should I take of my clothes? Should I? Should I?

    [​IMG]Nah, no need to go that far.

    [​IMG]Okay…

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    We can also ask her questions…

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    (Maybe she has some divination powers?)

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    Tap tap tap tap tap tap…

    Athena 2.0 suddenly sat down and crossed her legs, thinking…

    [​IMG]Ding, I got it.

    [​IMG]Yeah, okay. Who is it?

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    [​IMG]Huh?

    [​IMG]She’s jealous ‘cause you are only nice to me, Master.

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    [​IMG]I was stupid for asking.


    Yep. No reason to keep fooling around with her.



    We check the Main Office building. It has several floors.

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    In the first floor we find something “interesting”.


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    [​IMG]Hello, miss.

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    [​IMG]My name is Rance, what’s your name?

    [​IMG] Umm… what’s your business?

    The receptionist responded humorlessly.

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    [​IMG] Ummm…so what’s your business?

    [​IMG]Someone as cool as I is giving you a chance right now. Wow, aren’t you lucky?

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    The secretary lady got quiet for some reason.

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    [​IMG] …Ummm, could you leave?

    [​IMG]Eh…?

    [​IMG] If you have no business, could you please leave?

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    Shit, looks like she is mad.


    Seems like diplomacy, and seduction won’t work here.


    Plan B.

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    Shit.


    We will keep adventuring for now. Let’s check Floor 2.

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    Let’s go talk with this Conan guy.


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    A particularly filthy man addressed me rudely.

    (An Alpha male wannabe? Will have to teach who is THE MAN.)

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    [​IMG] I can’t believe the president keeps relying on those outsiders. We are here too… *Grumble*

    [​IMG]What are you moaning about?

    [​IMG] Don’t let it bother you. I was talking to myself.

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    Conan extended a filthy hand at me.

    I can’t believe this chump wants a handshake from me.

    Hmmph, I’ll show him…

    [​IMG]Yeah, nice to meet yaa.

    I shook his hand.

    <Squeeze>

    I gripped his hand hard.

    [​IMG] …Hrmpf.

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    <Squeeze>

    …Oh? Opposing me?... What a dumbass.

    Feel the power of my infinite grip.

    <Squeeze> I put more power into my grip.

    [​IMG] Ugh…

    Conan resisted desperately, but my power proved superior.

    Heheehee, what a fool.

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    [​IMG] Khh…

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    When I released his hand, Conan pulled it back to himself hurriedly.

    That’s an experienced adventurer, huh?

    [​IMG]Well, the president told me to come get some information out of you.

    [​IMG] I understand. I will answer any questions I can.


    (Even if he says that he won't answer our questions...)
    (For what he can see he seems to be a fitness nut, with some lifting equipment laying around.)
    (Of course, compared with Rance “he is just a bean sprout. Hehehe”)


    Even if he sow him who is the true alpha here is till cocky.

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    He doesn’t seem to know jack shit neither.

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    Very suefull.

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    Seems like he is a useless cunt. Before leaving we will humiliate him a bit more.

    Let’s use his weightlifting machine.

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    [​IMG]Whatever, just do it.

    [​IMG] Alright, by I warned you…

    Conan adjusted the machine’s setting.

    [​IMG] Go ahead.

    [​IMG] I don’t think you will be able, though.

    [​IMG]Haah…

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    It’s heavy but not impossible.

    [​IMG] No way…

    Conan looked at me in shock.

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    I moved the bars over and over again.

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    [​IMG] This is the heaviest setting, you are amazing…


    After Athena takes her turn (and moves the weights with no effort) and Conan is utterly humiliated we leave.


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    The 3rd room has nothing of interest and the 4th is blocked by a guard (we can bypass her, but there is no point on going now). The top floor is where the boss resides. Will visit him later.


    For now we will check the dorms.


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    [​IMG]The inside is as filthy as the outside I guess…

    [​IMG]Yep.

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    [​IMG]It will be fun. There might be ghosts.

    Athena rejoiced, shouting “ghosts, ghosts” …what a weirdo.

    It might suit Athena, but this place is not meant for an elite rich man like me.

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    <Tap, tap>

    Someone is coming.


    A woman. AT LAST!


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    [​IMG]This…this can’t be…

    [​IMG]A crummy room and THIS…?

    [​IMG]It’s too much!


    [​IMG] Is there something wrong?

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    (First the receptionist and now the ugly. This adventure isn't going well))

    [​IMG]What are you…

    [​IMG] You are Rance-san the adventurer, right? I heard you were coming.

    H-how could this happen…an ugly knows my name…:lol:

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    The ugly extended her hand.

    But I drew my hand back, not wanting to touch the hand of an ugly.

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    I brazenly ignored her handshake, so the ugly had the nerve to get offended.

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    [​IMG] W-what’s that?

    The temperature in the room seemed to drop. A dangerous atmosphere settled around us.

    [​IMG] W-what a rude man… In any case I will explain the rules.

    [​IMG] Please do obey them.

    I made every effort to avoid eye contact.

    Athena 2.0 was laughing.

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    …Then die.

    [​IMG] 2. Don’t dirty communal areas.

    …You are already dirtying them by existing.

    [​IMG] 3. Refrain from leaving the room at night.

    Well, that’s got nothing to do with you.

    [​IMG] Is that understood…?

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    [​IMG] Y-y-you…

    The ugly got even uglier. Wow, her ugly level can get even higher.

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    [​IMG]Hmpf…

    What an unpleasant ugly.

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    We dare to take just a glance at her…

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    [​IMG]Guhaaaaaah!

    Rance lost 10 stamina.

    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

    (She is so ugly that Rance get's hurt for real)

    I crouched my face in my hands.

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    Let’s just leave. Or her ugliness will kill Rance.

    (We can’t even rest and H Athena yet anyway.)


    The other main area is the Factory. The dungeon should be there…


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    [​IMG]…Tch. What a terrible place.

    [​IMG]Masterrr!

    [​IMG]A ghost!

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    A wimpy kids showed up.

    [​IMG] I heard the president.

    [​IMG] He said a new adventurer called Rance-san was coming today.

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    [​IMG] …Well, not every command…but well…

    We will ask this Kontama guy some questions.

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    [​IMG] I hope we start Seirogan production again. For the company’s and the world’s shake.


    (He doesn’t know much about the monsters themselves)

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    He is a useless loser.

    Next to him we notice a huge iron door.


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    [​IMG] If is not sealed like this, monsters rush out. It’s very dangerous.

    [​IMG]I see.

    [​IMG]But with this blocking my way I can’t get int. Whatcha gonna do about that.

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    But before we can enter the dungeon…

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    We return to the dorms (avoiding eye contact with the ugly) and enter the guest room assigned to Rance.

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    Well, let’s watch some Magic Vision first.
    Unfortunately, Rance doesn’t know how to make it work properly. Athena tries to fix it…

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    .......

    Let's do something else...

    Read the Super Bible?

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    [​IMG]Yeah, yeah, read it to me!

    Athena sat down nearby. She looked at me excitedly.

    [​IMG]Well then… from the beginning.

    [​IMG]Yay!

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    [​IMG]The god created a terrace to observe the world he had created…

    [​IMG]Master, what’s a terrace…?

    [​IMG]Look it up later…Let’s see what’s next…

    [​IMG]Next, the god…Hmmm? Ummm… How do you read this?

    [​IMG]Hmmmp…

    (Fuck the kanji, fuck books...fuck Athena)

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    We can’t really sleep yet neither, since it’s still sunny. But there is something we CAN do.

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    [​IMG]Hey, Athena!

    [​IMG]Yessir!

    I spread myself on the bed and pointed down at my crotch.

    [​IMG]Lick it.

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    [​IMG]Hurry and do it. And put your soul into it.

    [​IMG]Mmkaay.

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    Athena 2.0 sat down next to my leg.

    [​IMG]La, la, la.

    She happily pulled my pants and underwear and down and took out my dick.

    [​IMG]Hey, little guy!

    Athena greeted my dick and started licking it.

    [​IMG]Oh…

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    (Notice the arousal % on the right)

    [​IMG]<Lick, lick, lick>

    Athena’s tongue licked my dick troughly, from the base to the tip. I shiver as a pleasant sensation fills me.

    [​IMG]Does it feel good master?

    [​IMG]Yes… a little.

    My dick glistened with her saliva.

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    After she licked me over, Athena put my dick into that cute mouth of hers.

    [​IMG]Ugh…

    I felt the wet, warm sensation of being in her mouth. Her tongue wrapping around me feels great.

    Athena sucked on my dick harder

    (I will shorten this part a bit, okay?)

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    By choosing different actions on the menu the arousal % increases.

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    If we want to lower the % we can think on random silly things…

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    Anyway, is time to finish this.

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    Rance takes a leak and he’s about to leave…

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    Man, Athena is really random…

     
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  6. TheEntitledOne Arcane

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    After "resting" a bit, we return to the factory...

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    Time to do our job.

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    [​IMG]Gahahahaha, your worry is pointless.

    [​IMG]Master is invincible.

    [​IMG]Alright, open the entrance.

    [​IMG]Sure.

    <Buzzz>

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    [​IMG]Get my spear!

    [​IMG]No, it just means someone’s coming out of the dungeon.

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    [​IMG]I see. So what happens to the guys inside when you go on a break?

    [​IMG]They can’t get out.

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    [​IMG]Listen up. As long as I’m inside you don’t leave this spot.

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    [​IMG]I got it. Please don’t be so worried.

    [​IMG]Anyway, someone is coming out so I will open it.

    Kontama gave the large handle next to the door a good spin to the right.

    <Creaaaaak>

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    A large shadow lumbered out from beyond the door.

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    [​IMG] Phew, those were some pretty though monsters.

    [​IMG] Oh, a new warrior. Heading in to fight some monsters.

    The bald dude spoke to me presumptuously.

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    An old new face, and, as shocking as it sounds a real competitor.

    [​IMG]…Hmm, so you are a monster-exterminating adventurer too?

    [​IMG] It’s as you say. I find I’m unable to pinpoint the source of the beats, however.

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    [​IMG] Yeah, this sure is a though case. Gahahahahahahahhahaaa!

    [​IMG] By the way your name is…?

    [​IMG]I’m Rance. Rance-sama, the invincible hero.

    [​IMG]Remember it.

    [​IMG] I see, Rance-dono, eh? Pleasure to be working with you.

    I brushed the rugged hand that Genri held out me.

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    [​IMG]I’m about to head into the dungeon and chop down this monster problem at the roots. You are in my way.

    [​IMG] I see. Well then I will be seeing you.

    With that, the monk stomped out of the factory.

    [​IMG]What a weirdo.

    [​IMG]You think so? I do too.

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    Athena 2.0 who had been silent for a while, grabbed my clothes and pulled on them.

    [​IMG]Yeah, I guess if we don’t go in, nothing will happen.


    Well, enough bullshit let’s kill some monsters.

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    [​IMG]…Looks like a normal dungeon on the inside.

    [​IMG]Yep. But I bet it’s scary.

    [​IMG]It definitely looks like the kind of place where monsters would hang out.

    [​IMG]Let’s go beat ’em up here we go!

    Athena 2.0 let out a shout that echoed through the dungeon.

    [​IMG]Ok, cut it out!

    [​IMG]And Athena…

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    [​IMG]Leave it to me I’m super-good at maps.

    [​IMG]Anyway, call this… “Under factory”

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    [​IMG]I see. Then we should make this a point.

    [​IMG]What should I write?

    [​IMG]How ‘bout point X?

    [​IMG]Yessir, write-y writey.

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    [​IMG]Yeah, if there is a part that concerns me, it’s…

    [​IMG]What izzit?

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    [​IMG]You don’t need to worry about that.

    [​IMG]How can you be sure about that?

    [​IMG]Hrmmm, I wonder why?

    [​IMG]Don’t ask me.


    Time to choose a path. First we will go towards the southwest corner, since it’s less likely to split.

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    [​IMG]It’s a puddle of water.

    (Ok, get ready for some massive derpiness)

    [​IMG]It’s the sea?

    [​IMG]It’s a puddle.

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    [​IMG]How the hell is this “a lot”. This is called a puddle.

    [​IMG]Mmmm. Ok I got a bit cleverer.

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    :retarded: Shit, she really has brainfog.


    (Apparently the Goddess and Deviless nectar he collected to complete her where mixed with some imperial juice, which caused her unique *genious*)


    [​IMG]Then draw up to here on the map. Make this point Y.

    [​IMG]Aye-aye. Kaki kaki.

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    We have the choice of drinking the (salty) water, but I have no reason to do that.

    We will keep moving east.

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    [​IMG]Hmmm…?

    A little of the campfire, there was what looked like the remains of a campfire.

    [​IMG]…So somebody was camping here…

    [​IMG]An adventurer who entered the dungeon before me, I guess…

    [​IMG]Anyway, draw the map up to here.

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    [​IMG]Let’s make it [Point YY]

    [​IMG]Mmkay,…YY.

    [​IMG]Writey-writey-write.

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    We check the campfire, and find something…

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    [​IMG]This is one of those trendy disposable goods.

    [​IMG]It’s not very ecological to create more trash like this, how irresponsible.

    [​IMG]You throw trash out of the roadside a lot, don you, Master?

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    [​IMG]Izzzat? How it works?

    [​IMG]Yeah…it is… Hmmm?...this cup.

    [​IMG]Look, there are traces of lipstick!

    [​IMG]…A woman, huh?...and a young one too…

    ...There is a young woman nearby...

    ...This is the chance…


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    My Rance sense is tingling.


    [​IMG]Master! Master!

    Athena pulled my sleeve.

    [​IMG]What? I’m thinking about fun stuff now.

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    We check the new passage.


    We advance through it, when…

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    At last, some action…

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    This game uses a wound system of shorts.

    The circles represent the HP, the filled circle represent 2 circles. Rance has 10HP and Athena 12. When reaching 0 the character is dead. Game Over is if it’s one of your team.

    Stamina is a mix of health and vitality, when reaches 0 character falls unconscious.

    Lastly, Stamina acts as mana. If you wait during your turns it fills up and you can use special attacks.

    For now we will use normal attacks (we can also summon Feliss a maximum of 10 times during the game).

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    (At least Rance starts with a pretty good sword)

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    Attacks usually deal stamina damage, and can occasionally take some HP.

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    The Uppi focus their fire one Athena, and even take 2 HP from her.

    This is bad, since recovering HP is very difficult.



    Athena attacks on her own…

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    We keep chopping them down…

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    After we kill or KO all of them we win.

    After we defeat our enemies, we hear another battle ahead of us…

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    [​IMG]Should we help them, Master?

    [​IMG]Let’s watch them first. It wouldn’t do to help them too quickly.

    [​IMG]Hrmmm…

    [​IMG]Hm? That man…I’ve seen him before…

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    (Caterpillar) Peeee! Peeeee!

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    Oh great, another "competitor".


    Seems like Bird will...need a hand... with "Kisara-san".

    :yeah:

     
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  7. Cenobyte Prophet

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    The early Rance games are so ridiculous. Okay, the newer ones as well, but those 90s anime graphics fit perfectly to the nonsensical nature of the games.
     
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  8. Sunnmøring Novice

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    This isn't a serious game, is it?
     
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  9. TheEntitledOne Arcane

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    [​IMG]You know him?

    [​IMG]A little.

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    A mechanical arm flew out from Bird’s elbow.


    (Gates ‘95) You’ll never hit me!


    But the Gates ’95 dodged the attack.

    [​IMG]Shit…then my sword!

    He slashed at the Caterpillar DX but his attacks didn’t seem to have much effect.


    (Caterpillar DX) Keeee!


    Instead, the Caterpillar DX charged at Bird, giving him some damage.

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    [​IMG]Erupt Card!

    The girl called Kisara released a card that exploded into the Caterpillar DX.

    (Caterpillar DX) Beeeee!

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    The next card hit the Gates ’95 and produced a bolt of electricity.

    (Gates ’95) He! Mommy…

    [​IMG]That Kisara chick’s impressive.

    [​IMG]She looks stronger than the boy.

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    While we were discussing them, Bird and Kisara somehow managed to defeat the monsters.

    Kisara was undoubtedly the main MVP of the fight. Bird didn’t really do shit. What a pathetic man.

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    [​IMG]No, I’m fine.

    [​IMG]I’m glad I could protect you.

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    [​IMG]Huh…you…

    [​IMG]Rance-san…

    [​IMG]Yup.

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    [​IMG]Why are YOU here?

    [​IMG]For work. I accepted a job from…*gasp*.

    [​IMG]Rance-san, did you accept the same job?

    [​IMG]Yeah…

    [​IMG]I…I see.

    Bird seemed to be thinking about something.

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    [​IMG]Did you break up?

    [​IMG]Are you kidding? She is my property. I left her at home.

    [​IMG]I-I see… Then she is still…

    Bird’s expression clouded.

    This guy still likes Sill…

    And yet he’s got this cute girl with him.

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    [​IMG]Ummm… I’m Athena 2.0. Athena 2.0. Don’t forget, okay?

    [​IMG]Oh, of course. Athena 2.0, right?

    [​IMG]Yep.

    [​IMG]Rance-san. Is this girl your slave too?

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    [​IMG]...

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    [​IMG]Oh, her? She is Kisara-san.

    [​IMG]Kisara Copley. Hello.

    Kisara bowed politely. Hmmm, how cute.

    Why the hell a girl this cute with Bird? It’s a mystery.

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    (Kyouko was some kind of diviner in Rance 2)

    [​IMG]That’s…

    Yeah, Bird should be going out with a girl named Kyouko. Did he dump her…what a chump.

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    [​IMG]So you just throw them away when you are done with them, ehhh? What a terrible man.

    [​IMG]What a meanie.

    [​IMG]No, that’s not what happened!

    [​IMG]It’s suspicious that you are so defensive.

    [​IMG]No, what happened with Koyouko –san was…

    Bird got flustered and turned to Kisara… What a pathetic man.

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    [​IMG]Whatever happened in your past has nothing to do with now.

    [​IMG]Thank you Kisara.

    Tssk…how friendly…

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    We need to sabotage him somehow.

    [​IMG]Listen up Bird, ‘cause I’m only gonna say it once.

    [​IMG].........

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    [​IMG]What are you saying… Please don’t talk about her like she is an object.

    [​IMG]Then why don’t you ask her?

    I turned to Kisara.

    [​IMG]Why don’t you come with me instead of this loser? He’s a pathetic playboy, you know.

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    Shit.

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    [​IMG]Kisara-san and I are…

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    :troll:

    (Good)

    We try to badmouth him too…

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    That's low.

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    That didn’t work…

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    [​IMG]Yeah…

    [​IMG]What, leaving already? Feel free to leave Kisara-chan here.

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    This guy thinks he can clear the job before me…? The gall.

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    [​IMG]Wow, Master!

    Bird and Kisara left…

    [​IMG]They left, Master!

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    [​IMG]I definitely want to make her mine.

    [​IMG]No, she is meant to be mine. No doubt.

    [​IMG]She is way too good for Bird. It’d be a sin for Bird to hold hand with her.

    [​IMG]…Hmmm, hmmm, really…?

    [​IMG]Really.

    [​IMG]Kay, I got it. Yep, yep.

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    That means they haven’t have sex yet. She could even be a virgin.

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    :lol:

    (Never dissapoint Rance)

    Hehehehe, yet another thing to look forward to.

    [​IMG]Master, you are drooling.

    [​IMG]Wipey-wipe

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    [​IMG]Wipey-wipey-wipe

    .........

    [​IMG]Master. This is a room. Should I draw it on the map?

    [​IMG]Yeah, and to celebrate my meeting with Kisara-chan call it Kisara’s room.

    [​IMG]Yessir.

    [​IMG]Writey-writey-write.

    [​IMG]I will draw a Kisara too.

    [​IMG]Oh, it came out cute. Maybe I’ll become a manga artist, hehehe.

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    We check the room.

    The only thing of interest is a grade schooler’s desk. We find a…thermos?

    (We can use it to put salty water from the puddle on it)

    We will keep exploring.

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    We reach a room with a statue on it.

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    Seems like the statue of a warrior…with a Hanny head…

    (Later on we can use the thermo on it, but for now we need to keep advancing)

    There is a path north…

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    The path with uphill and full of rocks, difficult to walk in.


    We encounter enemies…

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    The Power Gorilla Z is a though bastard. Manages to deal some HP damahe to Rance.

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    We defeat them and continue upwards...

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    [​IMG]Yeah…

    [​IMG]I know. Let’s climb like ants, ‘cause they are good at climbing.

    [​IMG]Anty-anty-anty-ant

    [​IMG]What the heck that’s supposed to be?

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    [​IMG]…You really are an idiot. You know that?

    [​IMG]I’m not an idiot. I’m an ant. Anty-anty-ant.

    :lol:

    ...........


    [​IMG]Hills are really though tough.

    If our footing were a little better…

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    [​IMG]Ant?

    [​IMG] Aiyaaa, it’s a human again!

    [​IMG] Geez, how persistent!

    [​IMG] Let’s use the plan!

    [​IMG]What?! The hannies…!

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    The Hannies rolled bellcats from the top of the hill.

    [​IMG]Nasty humans should be crushed by bellcats and die!

    <Roll-roll>

    The bellcats rolled towards us at full tilt.

    [​IMG]W-what!!

    [​IMG]Ant?

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    [​IMG]Yessir!

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    [​IMG]Kh…Run! Run!

    [​IMG]Heee…shit!

    <Roll-roll>

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    ...

    ......

    .........

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    [​IMG]That was scary!

    [​IMG]If the Hannies got a trap like that, this path is no good.

    [​IMG]Let’s retreat back to the hall.

     
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  10. TheEntitledOne Arcane

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    I just love Athena

    [​IMG]

    Well, here you have the next miniupdate.

    Show Spoiler

    As long as the Hanny trap is there we can't continue from here, so we will retun to point X:

    But first we gather some water from the puddle.

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    We start exploring the east of room X.

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    I’m not sure how random the enemy spawns are. Anyway combat isn’t very common in this game.

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    Hanniwa are pushovers, and the Carpenter is quite weak too...

    We win and get some XP. Characters upgrade when getting 100XP. But you don’t really need to worry about leveling, the game is easy enough as it is.


    A few steps after beating the enemy encounter, we reach a new area.

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    [​IMG]Draw it on the map, I guess. Let’s make it point Z.

    [​IMG]Yessir.

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    [​IMG]Athena wants to go right. It looks fun.

    [​IMG]Left looks kinda sad.

    [​IMG]What the heck is your basis for that?

    [​IMG]I dunno…Instincts…My natural ones.

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    We explore the “fun looking” path first.

    After some distance Athena stops…

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    Athena stopped and sniffed the air.

    [​IMG]Now that you mention it… I do smell something…*cough*…*cough*

    I suddenly started coughing violently, my throat burning.

    [​IMG]Yeah, it smells sweet, sour and good.

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    [​IMG]Izzit? Well, I think it’s nice.

    :lol: Athena is the true protagonist of this game.

    Athena seems to think that it smells good, but that’s bullshit ‘cause it hurts.

    [​IMG]*cough* *cough* *cough*

    [​IMG]…I’m happy…

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    [​IMG]Mmkay. Let’s go back.

    [​IMG]*cough* *cough* *cough*

    We returned where we were as if running from the poison.

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    [​IMG]It smelled good.

    [​IMG]You are not a living thing so your senses are different.

    I was able to breathe again.

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    We won’t be able to go through here unless we do something about the gas.


    We try the other path next…

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    [​IMG]Yeah, draw it up to here on the map.

    [​IMG]What should y write? Ummm, how ‘bout point Y.

    [​IMG]Point ZZ.

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    The room is filled with round small stones. They seem to be man-made. Other than that there is nothing of interest.

    We continue exploring east…

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    [​IMG]Athena 2.0 didn’t fart!

    [​IMG]Did Master fart? Did you?

    [​IMG]No, it wasn’t me…but it smells…Hmm.

    I definitely smelled something unpleasant.

    [​IMG]Hrmmm. It smells. There must be something here.

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    [​IMG]What should I write? La..la… la…

    [​IMG]How about “Smelly”.

    [​IMG]Mkayyy…”S-m-e-l-l-y”

    There is some serious stink in one particular area. Seems like the smell comes from the underground. A corpse perhaps? Anyway, we can’t do anything about it.

    We continue wandering east…

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    [​IMG]What are they doing?

    [​IMG]Hani, hani, hania!

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    [​IMG]Lea…to us…ai…

    [​IMG] …ka…then…

    [​IMG] Don…kill to…

    Hmmm, what are they talking about? Anyways I think I should save her.

    [​IMG]Hey.

    I drew my sword and leapt from the shadows.

    [​IMG]Aiyaa! A human!

    The Hannies fled in fear.

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    When I tried to chase them, the girl jumped out at us.

    [​IMG]Come…jump into my arms.

    I spread my arms, but the girl…

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    [​IMG]Why…cling to me!

    [​IMG]Ahyaaa, that tickles.

    [​IMG] Thank you, you saved me!

    [​IMG]Hahee, hahee…

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    [​IMG]Hahee, hahee…

    [​IMG] Hahee-san?

    [​IMG]Hahe…No, No! I’m Athena 2.0.

    [​IMG]I see. Thank you, Athena 2.0-san.

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    [​IMG] Really, thank you very much Athena 2.0-san.

    [​IMG]You are very welcome, yes, yes.

    <Smack>

    I hit Athena.

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    [​IMG] ..And you are?

    [​IMG]The name is Rance. I’m a glorious adventurer.

    [​IMG]Don’t misunderstand now. The Hannies didn’t run away because they were scared of Athena.

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    I stuck my chest out proudly.

    [​IMG].....

    [​IMG]*Ahem*, so I’m the one who saved you.

    [​IMG] Huh…? Oh, thanks.

    She’s pretty cute. But she is quite slow.

    [​IMG]So you say you were Arnie-chan.

    [​IMG]Yes.

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    [​IMG] Yes, the truth is… I’m… an adventurer.

    [​IMG]........

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    [​IMG] I’m just so scared of the monsters.

    [​IMG]Scared of these green Hannies?

    [​IMG] Yes, so scared.

    [​IMG]Well, you won’t last long if you are scared of those things.

    [​IMG]Just leave this job to me.

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    (Seems legit)

    [​IMG]I could take you back.

    [​IMG] That’s okay. I can get back on my own.

    Arnie left after that.

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    [​IMG]My heart was beating when she hugged me.

    [​IMG]Tch, she should have hugged me. .. Well, I guess she was upset.

    [​IMG]Looks like I have more to look forward too.

    [​IMG]I’ll wait for a chance and make her mine later.

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    [​IMG]Master, should I draw the map?

    [​IMG]Yeah, this look like a dead end.

    [​IMG]Sheesh. We walked all the way over here for nothing?

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    [​IMG]What should I write on the map?

    [​IMG]Dead end.

    [​IMG]Yessir.

    [​IMG]Writey-writey-write.

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    Since there is nothing else to do, we will return to the surface…


    While we are returning…

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    [​IMG]Argh…stop spinning.

    [​IMG]Ugh…wander.

    [​IMG]Don’t wander either. What do you want?

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    [​IMG]Why?

    [​IMG]Well…I just wanna…

    (This is how the game tells you that you should return outside for the plot to advance. LoL.)

     
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  11. TheEntitledOne Arcane

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    Before we reach the exit some Hanny attack us…

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    They are not a threat.

    We turn them to broken pottery and reach the iron door…

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    The kid opens the door for us.

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    As soon as we exit the factory Athena starts to hop around.

    [​IMG]Hop Hop Hop…

    Rance starts to think about what he encountered in the dungeon.

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    Athena stops hoping after a while. Time to check the main building.


    We find Genri flirting with the receptionist…

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    [​IMG]You’re interfering with my work.

    [​IMG]Don’t be like that. I’m a real sweet guy.

    [​IMG]Please leave.

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    Looks like Genri noticed me.

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    [​IMG]What are you doing?

    [​IMG]Hahaha, you’ve caught me at an embarrassing moment, I’m afraid. I was flirting.

    [​IMG]It’s okay for a monk to do that?

    [​IMG]Well, I’m a man too… Sometimes I want to have some fun…

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    I waved my hand. Insinuating he should move elsewhere.

    [​IMG]I see. You are after this lady too, aren’t you, Rance-dono? I understand.

    [​IMG]I suppose it’s only fair that you get your chance first. Well then, see you, miss.

    [​IMG]..............

    Genri left.

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    [​IMG]Hey, receptionist lady.

    [​IMG]....You are the same, aren’t you?

    [​IMG].........

    (Seems like we have nothing to do here)

    We will check the 4th floor next…

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    Seem like this floor is a restricted research area.

    We can try several things to continue…

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    We will use an advanced infiltration strategy.

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    I suddenly raised my voice and pointed.

    [​IMG]Eh? Huh? Huh?.... Where? Where?

    The security guard didn’t flinch, but Athena freaked out.

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    [​IMG]Heh? The saucer…Where is the saucer?

    (Guard) Please, take your games to another floor.

    The guard spoke icily.

    [​IMG].................

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    (Guard) Ah…!


    <Thud>

    When she fell, she hit her head and was knocked out.

    [​IMG]Hmpf, that’s what you get. I should have done that from the start.

    (No assulting here for some reason)

    The path is clear. We check the surroundings and find two research labs.

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    We enter the first one.

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    [​IMG]A research lab, eh?

    [​IMG]But it’s a bit old-fashioned compared to Frostvine-sama’s.

    The lab is full of busy researchers, who ignore us.

    Among them we notice a kid, we approach him.

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    (Since I have to type everything, I will just skip some text. Suffice to say that this kid is just some proud asshole “Genius”)


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    We ask him about his work. Apparently he is working on some new drug.

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    Nothing else to do here, but we hear something about a certain “Rose-chan” who is the chief of the other lab.



    We get into the 2nd lab and find Rose.

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    (Scientist) Sure thing, chief Rose.

    [​IMG] Wait, stop…that’s too much.

    [​IMG] Only 70 milligrams, please.

    (Scientist) Sorry about that, chief Rose.

    (Blah, blah, blah…)

    They are ignoring us. Let’s try some communication.

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    [​IMG] Kya!

    [​IMG] W-what are you doing?

    [​IMG]Hey, how you doing? I’m Rance.

    [​IMG]I was Athena 2.0 all along! Hehehe…

    [​IMG] ........

    [​IMG] Uh… could you leave please?

    [​IMG]Nope

    A short silence followed.

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    <Roll roll roll slam>

    Yamada-kun rolled until he slammed against a wall.

    [​IMG] Oh…Yamada-kun.

    [​IMG]I’m Rance-sama, the adventurer. I’ll be investigating around here.

    [​IMG]I’ll be investigating.

    [​IMG] Adventurers…?

    [​IMG] Shouldn’t that be over on the factory?

    [​IMG] This is a research lab, I don’t think it’s relat-

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    [​IMG] ..........

    [​IMG]Anyways, the one in charge should be you?

    [​IMG] Yes, it’s me. My name is Rose.

    [​IMG]I see Rose-chan. Pleasure working with you.

    I took her hand and placed a kiss on it.

    [​IMG] Oh…

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    We can ask her stuff, but we don’t get much info from her.


    We just do stuff like:

    [​IMG]Hey there is some dust in your coat!

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    [​IMG]Oh, Rose-chan, a fly!

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    But the trick doesn’t work for long.

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    Rance is really worried about the investigation…

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    We can’t do much here for now.


    We get to the last floor.


    We talk with the president about the company…


    [​IMG]

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    We get a free sample.

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    We can’t really do much else around here (Well, we can take stuff from his desk or beat him…)


    We explore the rest of the floor and find another room of interest...

    [​IMG]

    Seems like the room of a young girl.

    While we were about to leave this floor…

    <Crash>

    [​IMG]

    A girl had fallen flan on her butt in front of me.

    She had crashed right in front of me.

    [​IMG]…Hm? Who the heck are you?

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Papa?

    [​IMG] You don’t know my Papa?

    [​IMG] Oh, are you two adventurers?

    [​IMG]We are.

    [​IMG] Uwah, amazing! How cool, how amazing!

    The girl patted my body curiously.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]I’m called Rance.

    [​IMG]I’m Athena 2.0!

    (Blah blah blah. She is the president’s daughter. And she is way under Rance’s range)

    Before leaving she ask us to play with her later…

    [​IMG]



    ...............................................




    .........................



    We head to the exit, when…

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Hm…

    [​IMG]Oh, Bird. What happened to Kisara-chan…?

    [​IMG]I see, she already dumped you. Well, it’s only natural.

    [​IMG]She’s too good of a woman for you, so it’s natural.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]We haven’t broken up or anything.

    [​IMG]Then what happened to Kisara-chan?

    [​IMG]Kisara-chan is resting in our room.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Well, that’s wonderful. Good.

    [​IMG]Rance-san. Kisara-san has been through a lot lately. Please don’t bother her by hitting on her or anything like that.

    [​IMG]She probably has been through a lot following you around.

    [​IMG]That’s not what I meant… She’s…

    [​IMG]Yeah, I think I will take her.

    [​IMG]Rance-san!

    [​IMG]Listen. I’m going to have that girl.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Go ahead if you can. :obviously:

    [​IMG]Kh…

    Bird left after that.

    [​IMG]Do you not like Mr. Bird, Master? Is he a bad guy.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]I see….mmmmmmmm…..mmmm…….

    [​IMG]Well, what should we do…Hmmmmm.

    [​IMG]We’re not going in the dungeon?

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]But nothing will happen if we don’t go… Philosophically I mean.

    [​IMG]

    Very subtle, Alicesoft.


    So in this adventure Rance has two competitors...

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG] [​IMG]


    And there are several objetives....

    [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]

    Who will get who?
     
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  12. JoKa Cipher

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    Easy:

    [​IMG] will get [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] and [​IMG].
    These knuckleads [​IMG] [​IMG] will go:rage:.

    Rance gonna Rance.
     
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  13. TheEntitledOne Arcane

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    We have returned to the dungeon...

    [​IMG]

    When we reach point X…

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Hm? Genri!

    Genri lumbered out of the shadows of the path.

    [​IMG]What were you doing over there?

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Hmmpppf…Pointless effort.



    We get the option to ask him about several topics…

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]The thing is I-

    [​IMG]Keep it quick.

    [​IMG]Sure.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]My elder brother, Houri, fled, not wanting to succeed the temple… It was quite a shock.

    [​IMG]So as it stands, I will have to succeed Hanamame temple. That’s why I’m searching for my brother, to bring him back home.

    Genri said all that in one breath, panting excitedly when he was finished (How annoying).

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Why don’t you just run too?

    [​IMG]Hmm?

    [​IMG]If you don’t want to take over the temple, you can just run too, right?

    [​IMG]…I see. Good point. Very wise, Rance-dono.

    [​IMG]Uhh…I’m pretty sure everyone would think of that.

    [​IMG]Gahahaha! How embarrassing!



    He seems to be interested on the receptionist too…

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]

    Oh boy... But enough fooling around. Let’s see what he knows about the statues.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]It does hide something indeed.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]On one condition, however.

    [​IMG]What?

    [​IMG]Oh, it’s just a simple thing.

    [​IMG]............

    [​IMG]

    :rpgcodex:

    [​IMG]No way. She is mine.

    [​IMG]Hehehehe, yay.

    [​IMG]Then…just let me put it in.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]You sure are narrow minded, Rance-dono. There is plenty to go around, isn’t it.

    [​IMG]No way. You’ll get her dirty.

    [​IMG]I’m perfectly clean. I make sure to wash myself.

    [​IMG]Shut up! You can’t do what you can’t do!

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]A nipple…?

    [​IMG]Right.

    Genri stared at me. His face completely serious.

    He’s serious. He really wants to touch Athena’s nipple that badly.

    [​IMG]

    I fell so bad for him...I’ll let him touch it a little, yeah. It might even make him more miserable, yeah..........Hehehehehe.......

    [​IMG]Hmmm, just one touch then, I won’t allow any groping.

    [​IMG]So I have your permission? I’m truly grateful.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]I understand. I’m a servant of Buddha. I don’t lie.

    [​IMG]Very well. Are you okay with this Athena?

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Then let’s get right to it.

    [​IMG]First, why don’t you tell me about the statue?

    [​IMG]Well, I suppose I could. For my good friend Rance-dono.


    .....hey, I don’t want to be your friend.


    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]A secret passage...

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]The wall in the direction it points is fake… You should be able to go through it.

    [​IMG]Seriously?

    [​IMG]It’s one of the biggest mysteries on this dungeon.

    [​IMG]I’m not lying.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]I see. Very well.

    [​IMG]Well then, our promise… Athena-dono’s nipples… *pant* *pant*

    [​IMG]Yeah, I guess. Athena, strip. But just enough that your nipples are showing.

    [​IMG]Yessir.

    Athena 2.0 stripped, grinning.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Oh, what wonderful nipples, they are beautiful.

    [​IMG]Aren’t they? It’s ‘cause’ they are mine. Of course.

    [​IMG]Well then, I will take that touch now.

    [​IMG]My heart’s pounding.

    Genri touched his finger to a nipple.

    [​IMG]Mmmm…. What great nipples… Mmm…

    [​IMG]Ah, you are cold.

    [​IMG]Hm…?

    [​IMG]This is…

    [​IMG]…cold…

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Hey, how long are you gonna touch that thing? You are done.

    [​IMG]Oh o.. of course!

    Genri pulled his hand back.

    [​IMG]Why…Why…?

    [​IMG]Hey, Genri, what’s it?

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]What was that about?


    .............................




    .......................



    Well, let go to the statue.

    [​IMG]

    We weren't allowed to do this previously...

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]...........

    <Flashhh>

    The statue shone white.

    <Spin spin>

    The statue moved 5º to the right.

    [​IMG]The statue’s pointing there.

    [​IMG]Athena, go check out that wall.

    [​IMG]

    Athena’s hands went through the wall.

    [​IMG]Weird, This wall is weird. Is it a hologram.

    [​IMG]I see. So it was a fake wall.

    We discovered a secret passage heading south.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]

    We discovered descending stars.

    [​IMG]Alright, mark this point on the map. Let’s see, we will make it easy and call ‘em stairs down.

    [​IMG]Yessir.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]I bet they are doing a dolphin show! I bet they are jumping around and it will be great!

    [​IMG].....I don’t think so.


    :lol: She keeps delivering derp.



    Let’s go to the next level.


    ...................


    We reach another large dungeon.

    [​IMG]

    We move west until we reach an intersection.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Alright. Draw this point in the map. It will be point C.

    [​IMG]Aye-aye.

    [​IMG]Another branching path. It’s annoying if it gets complicated.

    [​IMG]

     
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  14. TheEntitledOne Arcane

    TheEntitledOne
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    Shocking events ahead!

    Show Spoiler

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]It’s just a little open, heh?

    [​IMG]It’s bigger than a bathroom! It’s really big!

    [​IMG]Oh, whassat?

    Athena was pointing at a pickaxe.

    It’s against the wall like it’s holding up.

    [​IMG]It’s a pickaxe.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]........

    [​IMG]Alright. Then I name this point C’. Write it.

    [​IMG]

    We can see that the path continues east, but it looks dangerous, like it’s going to collapse at any moment.


    We move cautiously trough the dangerous path...

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Hm? A woman?

    In the middle of the room is a woman in chains. An she is completely naked!

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG].........

    [​IMG]I’ll draw the map.……draw-y drawy.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]….A free-meal…hmm?

    [​IMG]You gonna eat her?

    [​IMG]Of course.

    [​IMG]

    (Girl) Help me, please.

    [​IMG]Alright, I will, but only if we get to do fun stuff afterwards.

    (Girl) Help me, please.

    [​IMG]

    (Girl) Help me, please.

    [​IMG]...It’s okay then.

    (Girl) Help me, please.


    Sup' Drog. :1/5:


    [​IMG]Hrmm, this is kinda weird.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]This is either a present from someone, since I had such a good behavior…

    Or… just, maybe…a trap.

    Hrmmm…I feel it most likely a trap.


    (Obvious trap is obvious)

    We return to the previous room.

    We check the pickaxe.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]It’s holding up the wall. What will happen if I take it?

    [​IMG]Mt. Fuji will erupt.

    [​IMG]..........

    With some effort we take the pick…

    [​IMG]

    We obtained the pickaxe and sealed the path to a trap.


    Next we will explore the area west of point C.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]

    There is a sticky substance clinging to a wall.

    [​IMG]Is it candy?

    [​IMG]Nah, it’s something else… It looks creepy.

    <Wigglleee>

    [​IMG]Oh, it moved.

    [​IMG]It’s alive.

    [​IMG]The it’s a friend.

    [​IMG]??

    [​IMG]

    FFS Athena. Just throw her into Oblivion, she will fit right in.

    [​IMG]...Just draw the map.

    [​IMG]Mmmmkay.

    [​IMG]Let’s see…call this point sticky.

    [​IMG]Mmkayy. Writey write.

    [​IMG]

    (In my first playtrough I tough that the goo was blocking the path west marked on the map. After being stuck for hours I realized that the goo was in another wall. Duh)


    We explore the west corridor.


    As soon as we enter the corridor…

    <Twaaaaggg>

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]What is it Athena?

    [​IMG]My neck…owie…owwwiieee….

    [​IMG]Ugg..It’s a wire.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]It’s in my neck.

    When I glanced around the passageway, I noticed the wires strung around.

    What a cruel trap. You could walk around and accidentally separate your head from your body.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]What a gruesome trap.

    [​IMG]It hurts! Get it out Master!

    [​IMG]Get it out! Get it out... Waahhh!

    [​IMG]Fine, fine, step back two paces, okay?

    [​IMG]Yessir… Oh, it’s out.

    That was close.

    Rance cuts the wires with his sword.


    <slash slash slash>


    Let’s continue advancing. Taking proper precautions…

    [​IMG]

    We are not alone.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Arnie…?

    [​IMG]Rance-san… You are alive…

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Hmm? You mean this trap… it’s terrible.

    [​IMG]If I find the guy who left this trap, I’m going to rip him to pieces.

    [​IMG]Pieces!

    [​IMG]I- is that so?

    [​IMG]Then I will be going.

    Arnie ran off.

    [​IMG]

    But before we can follow her we are attacked by monsters.

    [​IMG]

    They hit us hard, better heal Rance’s stamina...

    [​IMG]

    ...and get some reinforcements.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]

    With Ferris on our side we beat this fight with ease.

    [​IMG]

    But this and other fights have left Rance with only 5 HP.Better we carefull.


    We keep advancing…

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Hrrmmm, draw the map up to here, just draw point R.

    The path continue north…

    We reach another room, but there is someone else here…

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Who the heck are you?

    [​IMG] I could ask you the same question.

    [​IMG]It’s me.

    [​IMG] Then I’m me too.

    [​IMG]…My name is Rance.

    [​IMG]I’m Athena 2.0

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]You are just a monster! You look like a human at first glance, but you are not. You are a Gal Monster.

    [​IMG] Yep, I’m Summon-chan.

    [​IMG] I’m punishing the humans here on behalf of the Angel Army.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]I see, then you are the ringleader. I see, if I defeat you this job is as good as over.

    [​IMG]I can pulverize a single wimpy Gal Monster like this one in one hit.

    [​IMG]Here we go, Athena.

    [​IMG]Yeah, here we go!

    When we rushed, the Summon-chan backed up swiftly.

    [​IMG]Running away?

    [​IMG]

    The Summon-chan waved her hand and four monsters appeared.

    [​IMG]This…

    [​IMG] Do your best monsters!

    We bring forth Ferris…

    [​IMG]

    The Carpenters aren’t that tough, but they can put up a fight.

    [​IMG]

    But we will overpower them anyway.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Gahahahaha! And you are next!

    [​IMG] No way!

    But attacking here heads on is not a very good idea…

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]

    For now we will return to the surface...

    [​IMG]

    But first we check the stick goo from earlier...

    [​IMG]

    We will need to destroy it somehow, but it’s to elastic for our regular attacks.

    We try to do some in situ research. We make Athena eat a bit.

    [​IMG]

    For now we will collect a sample.

    [​IMG]

    We head to the surface…

    [​IMG]

    Before reaching the exit, we notice some movement…

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Hm?...A woman!

    [​IMG] ......

    The pink haired woman ran away.

    [​IMG]Hey, wait… Tch, she got away.

    [​IMG]

    Who coul be that mysterious girl?


    We made it to the exit.

    [​IMG]

    We will try our luck with the receptionist…

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Hmmf? Where did she go?

    [​IMG]Buzz, buzz, dragonfly, dragonfly!

    :hearnoevil:


    [​IMG]The receptionist, is she done with work already?

    Shit, should have come earlier. Well, I’ll come tomorrow…Hm?

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Hmmm…? I heard something.

    (Seriously Suspicious Voice) Ah…more…

    A woman’s voice, and it sounds sexy.

    [​IMG]Athena, was that you?

    [​IMG]Buzz, dragonfly?

    [​IMG]

    (Seriously Suspicious Voice) Uhhhhh…

    It’s coming from the reception desk.

    [​IMG]It’s someone there.....? Owaaaa…!

    [​IMG]

    :hmmm:

    [​IMG]You bastard! You are a rapist?

    [​IMG]Hm? Rance-dono? Haha…this is great.

    [​IMG]It’s not, you criminal.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Of course, Genri-san, you are wonderful.

    The receptionist was desperately trying to grind his hip against Genri as she spoke.

    [​IMG]Ah, ahn, you are the best…

    [​IMG].......

    [​IMG]Master, look, look! It’s huge!

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]...that thing is not big, it’s freakish.

    [​IMG]Yeah, it’s unnatural. It’s too huge!

    Genri’s dick was big, it was ridiculous. And it was inside the receptionist like he was trying to rip her in half.

    It was impressive that it fit. It was like one of those carnival freak-shows.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Y-yours too… I never had something like this… I feel like I’m going to break.

    ...You will split...seriously...

    Genri shook his hips more violently.

    [​IMG] Haaa, haaaa, haaaa…

    [​IMG]Hhaaaw , haaw ,*gasp*

    [​IMG]Wow…Master, I feel kinda weird.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]How sad…

    [​IMG]Ah…I don’t care what happens anymore.

    [​IMG]We’re just getting started!

    I took two, then three steps back.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]We’re done, I give up on that girl.

    Even if I did fuck her, after that she’d be a fucking gaping hole…Tch.

    But why Genry…? I can’t accept this.

    My shoulder’s dropped in disappointment.

    [​IMG]





    Well played Genri, well played.
     
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  15. KamoFreak Barely Literate

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    Keep up with the good work! I`ve tried playing it myself but the mountain of technical problems stopped me :/, that why I`m counting on you :D
     
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  16. TheEntitledOne Arcane

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    Ok, next update should be out soon. The first part is almost over.
    Then I will play 4.2 on my own and release the second part.

    But Rance IX will probably slow down things.
     
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  17. TheEntitledOne Arcane

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    We get into our room for the night. Athena soon jumps on Rance.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Oh, this feels pretty good.

    [​IMG]Does it feel good, Master?

    [​IMG]Hey, go back to work.

    [​IMG]

    While Athena does her thing, Rance recaps what has happened so far.

    He was hired to solve the problem of Happiness Pharmaceuticals (find the source of the monsters) for a reward of 150.000 GOLD. Seems like the “Summoner-chan” we found earlier has a big role on the attacks, but we can’t defeat her on a direct attack.

    In the process we met several people, including some cute chicks like Kisara, Arnie and Rose…

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Girls like her become really docile after one time so she will be easy to deal with. I’d better choce the time carefully.


    [​IMG]I have a good idea…


    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]It’s a perfect chance…

    [​IMG]Hehehehehehhe…

    [​IMG]Mfh, mfh, mfh <--Athena laughing and chocking on Rance’s dick



    We leave without letting Athena finish.

    [​IMG]

    She doesn’t like being interrupted or being left behind…

    [​IMG]

    We leave the dorms and sneak into the 4th floor. The second lab seems to be lit.

    [​IMG]

    Just then some mysterious seductive voice is heard.

    [???] Ahh...

    [​IMG]Muhaaaa....

    [​IMG]Someone else got here first?!. If it is Genri I will kill him!!

    Rance rushes into the lab…

    [​IMG]

    Rose-chan is masturbating in the lab!

    That serious girl...

    ...Man, she is really going at it.

    [​IMG]Ugh…unn..

    Her moans are quiet, as she is probably trying to avoid someone finding about this.

    [​IMG]Ahn...

    [​IMG]

    <Squelch, squelch>

    I can hear loud noises if I listen closely.


    Well, you know how this is like:

    [​IMG]Aaahhhhhhhx5

    [​IMG]Uhnnnx10

    Etc.

    While she is consoling herself with a lab tub, Rance keeps watching until he can’t take it more.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Alright, I’ll help you out.

    [​IMG]Huh? W-who’s there…?!

    I accidentally speak out loud. Rose-chan finally noticed my presence.

    But there is no need to hide anymore.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Huh…Rance-san?

    Rose-chan hurriedly started to adjust her disheveled clothes.

    [​IMG]W-what are you doing here so-

    I approached Rose-chan without saying anything.

    [​IMG]Stay back!

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Please leave.

    Rose-chan was almost crying.

    [​IMG]Nah.

    I took Rose’s hand and embraced her.

    The I swiftly kissed her.

    Rose’s lips were soft. This is great.

    [​IMG]

    I broke the kiss and looked at her.

    [​IMG] A beautiful girl like this should play by herself like this.

    [​IMG] I…

    [​IMG] I’m not beautiful.

    Rose looked down. Her voice was trembling.

    [​IMG]No, you are.

    [​IMG]You are very attractive. Here, feel this.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]......

    [​IMG]I got excited watching you. And I don't get aroused watching uglies!

    [​IMG]Ah, it’s hot.

    [​IMG]Yeah, and it’s way better than a clod test tube.

    [​IMG] I can’t…

    [​IMG]

    I grabbed her hands. I won’t let her get away now.

    [​IMG]If you resist, I will tell everyone that you were masturbating here.

    [​IMG].....

    Rose’s resistance weakened.

    [​IMG]Alright, I will give you some love.

    I pushed Rose down the table.


    ………………


    ………………


    ………………


    [​IMG]

    My hyperweapon was pleasing Rose for a while now.

    [​IMG]Aaaahhh…!

    Rose-chan wasn’t a virgin, but she was wonderfully tight.

    [​IMG]

    From here on I will just give her the dick.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]



    After a while, she is trying to say something.

    [​IMG]

    Man, she has issues.

    [​IMG]

    I won’t bore you with her confidence problems.

    [​IMG]Aaahhhhhhhx5

    [​IMG]Uhnnnx10

    [​IMG]*Gasp*

    Rose let out a loud soundand went limp.

    [​IMG]

    <SPUURRRT>

    [​IMG]

    The night went on.


    ...........................................



    ............................



    ..............



    -Morning-

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Rance-san...

    [​IMG]Mm...

    I slowly woke up from a pleasant sleep.

    [​IMG]

    Around 5?

    [​IMG]Nnnn... I’m tired.

    [​IMG]Good morning, Rance-san.

    [​IMG]This is...

    [​IMG]The second research lab.

    [​IMG]Right. Ugghhh...fuaaah.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Rance-san, last night was… well…

    [​IMG]What is it?

    [​IMG]It was strange… I’m sorry. Please forget about it.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Your woman, Rance-san?

    [​IMG]Right.

    I took a big gulp of coffee.

    [​IMG]...I see.

    [​IMG]You better do anything I say from here on. Okay?

    [​IMG]...Alright.

    [​IMG]

    At that instant…

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]I looked for you! I looked for you!

    [​IMG]What is it?

    [​IMG]

    Oh great, let get back to business.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]You are late Rance-san.

    [​IMG]Shut it. Men are supposed to be late.

    [​IMG]Anyway, now that everyone is here, let me explain this morning’s incident.

    [​IMG]

    Everyone started making noises…

    [​IMG]Fluke-san...

    [​IMG]Poisoned...

    [​IMG]...

    (Yeah, poor poor Fluke, he was such a nice guy, I wonder WHO could do something like that?)

    [​IMG]Hrrm…what a terrible crime.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]What is it Rance-san?

    [​IMG]Who the heck is Fluke-san? I don’t know him.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Anyway, I believe the perpetrator could be among those present.

    [​IMG]Somebody here did it?!

    [​IMG]How can you say that?

    [​IMG]It’s because all of you are rivals.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]I believe that’s motive enough to kill.

    [​IMG]..........

    [​IMG]...He’s right

    [​IMG]Well then, I would like to hear all of your alibies for last night.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Running away, Rance-san.

    [​IMG]It was just a stupid warrior getting poisoned, right? I don’t fuckin’ care who did it.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Are you the culprit, Rance-san?

    [​IMG]Why the fuck would I do something as troublesome as poisoning someone! I cut down the people I don’t like just on the spot.

    [​IMG]..........

    [​IMG]

    :excellent:

    [​IMG]..........

    [​IMG]Now, c’mon, everybody get outta here, we’re leaving.

    [​IMG]...Tch

    We left Conan alone in the room.

    [​IMG]

    ...But who killed him, I wonder...? Guess I should be a little more careful.


    .................


    [​IMG]

    Genri called me out overfamiliarly.

    [​IMG]What?

    [​IMG]You, you really beat me to it. You are a quick one.

    [​IMG]To what?

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]......

    [​IMG]So it’s one win and one loss now. I’d better try not to fall behind.

    [​IMG]...hmmff.

    [​IMG]We’ve still Kisara-chan and Arnie-chan left, after all.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]First come, first served. Or are you scared you will lose to me?

    [​IMG]Huh?! Why would I lose to a shitty monk like yo? Don’t be so rude!

    [​IMG]

    Genri left, laughing...

    ...I can’t forgive his very existence. I’ve got to kill him.



    Now, before we return to the dungeon there are some things to do.

    First we need to do something about the sticky stuff.

    [​IMG]

    We give her the thermos.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]It’s a pathogen that lurks into the influenza dungeon.

    [​IMG]It eats molds and other things and multiplies.

    [​IMG]


    I lost some screens and text here. Basically She can make a vaccine against the goo, but she is busy, but after acting a bit more douchbagy than usual…


    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]

    …Rance makes her prepare the vaccine in a few hours.


    We will return later for it.


    There is something else to do in the building. We get to the top floor and visit the president’s daughter.

    [​IMG]

    There is not much to do here. Let’s see what game she wants to play.


    She takes a big box full of manuals and figurines.

    [​IMG]

    No time for wargames now.


    She tries another game…

    [​IMG]

    ?

    [​IMG]

    Ok, we can hear several of those “Shikouka” things from her, and one of them is a quest clue later.

    [​IMG]


    For now we will return to the dungeon.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Oh, good morning.

    [​IMG]Morning.

    [​IMG]Hiii, g’morning! The weather is good today.

    [​IMG]There is no weather in the dungeon, dumbass!

    [​IMG]Then it’s nice and clammy again today!

    [​IMG]


    Bird took Kisara’s hand and tried to run away.

    [​IMG]Running away…?

    [​IMG]....

    Bird stopped and looked at me.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]What do you say to that, huh?

    I pointed at Bird as I spoke.

    [​IMG]If you keep talking to me, Kisara-chan will get more and more attracted to me… You are scared of it, right?

    [​IMG]…That’s…

    [​IMG]Who the hell would….?!

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]And the difference between he and me.

    I looked at Bird while I spoke as if he were garbage.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]What? You have something to say to me? Mr. Scaredy Knight?

    [​IMG]Let’s go, Bird-san.

    [​IMG]R-right.

    Kisara-chan and Bird left.

    [​IMG]Do you like Kisara-chan, Master?

    [​IMG]Yeah, I wanna do ‘er

    [​IMG]Wanna do her? Does that mean sex?

    [​IMG]Yeah.

    [​IMG]You can have sex with Athena 2.0 too? Wanna.

    [​IMG]...Maybe next month.

    [​IMG]

    By now Rose has probably finished the vaccine.

    We return, and she tells us that the vaccine is done and that it should dissolve the goo.

    [​IMG]

    We return to the sticky wall. But first we need to deal with some monsters.

    [​IMG]

    The game is close to the end, so it is a good moment to recover Rance’s health.

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    With Rance at 7HP we shouldn’t have trouble from here on (Athena can heal herself).

     
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  18. TheEntitledOne Arcane

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    [​IMG]

    <Sizzle, sizzle>

    The sticky stuff turned white and steamed.

    [​IMG]Ugh…*cough* *cough*

    [​IMG]Huff, huff, huff

    After a while, the white smoke cleared and the sticky stuff banished.

    With this the way north is clear.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Again, ahee, ahee

    Athena 2.0 spun around.

    [​IMG]Alright, draw it on the map, this is a three-way junction.

    [​IMG]Yessir.

    [​IMG]

    We take a turn east.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Humans, Master.

    [​IMG]Hm?

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Hm… Arnie-chan…and Bird and Kisara-chan.

    [​IMG]Oh, Rance-san.

    [​IMG]Hello.

    [​IMG]Wait a second…what are all of you doing here?

    [​IMG]How did you pass past the sticky stuff?

    [​IMG]By “sticky-stuff”, you mean Influenza?

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Rance-san, you destroyed it?

    [​IMG]Well…you really didn’t need to destroy it. If you wait, every two hours or so, it shrinks and you can pass through.

    [​IMG]Huh?

    …God fucking dammit. I went through so much trouble for that drug.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Khh…whatever. What are you all doing here?

    [​IMG]Can we tell them, Arnie-chan?

    [​IMG]Yes, in fact I would be more comfortable with someone as strong as Rance-san in our group.

    [​IMG]I’m not gonna join you or anything, but talk.

    [​IMG]According to Arnie-chan, there is an ultimate anti-Summon-chan weapon hidden past here.

    (How very convenient)

    [​IMG]But the monster that guards it is very powerful, so we will probably won’t be able to defeat it unless we join forces.

    [​IMG]Bet I could do it on my own.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]There is no enemy I can’t defeat.

    [​IMG]Master’s the strongest in the universe!

    Certainly that Summon-chan can’t be defeated by normal means.


    It makes sense that you need a special weapon to do it.


    I would definitely like to get my hands on it. Hmmmmm.


    Well, I guess I will pretend to join them, and then when we find the weapon I betray them and steal it for myself!


    [​IMG]...Heheheeeeee.

    [​IMG]Master’s so cheery to laugh on his own.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG].........

    Bird made a displeased face.

    [​IMG]Then let’s go, it’s this way.

    [​IMG]Oh Athena, draw the map.

    [​IMG]Aye.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]I’m kinda nervous.

    [​IMG]It’s licky.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Hm…? Are you talking about me? That’s weird, I’m so useful.

    We advanced carefully.

    [​IMG]Are you okay Kisara-san?

    [​IMG]Yes, I’m fine Bird-san.

    Hmpf…How wonderful they get along, but someday I will tear them apart.

    Anyway, I guess I will deepen my friendship with Arnie-chan.

    [​IMG]

    I looked around, but she didn’t appear to be anywhere nearby.

    [​IMG]Hey Bird, where did you hide Arnie?

    [​IMG]Huh? She’s not here? She was here just a moment ago.

    [​IMG]Well, now she’s not.

    [​IMG]Oh no, she got separated from us, let’s look for her.

    [​IMG]

    Suspicious.

    We continue our advance without incident, until…

    [​IMG]

    <Shake, shake>

    [​IMG]Hm…?

    [​IMG]Did it shake just now?

    <Shake, shake>

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Tch, the passagay is collapsing, we gotta run!

    [​IMG]Yessir.

    <Shake, shake>

    The dungeon shook violently.


    <CRASHHH>

    .....................


    ...............


    [​IMG]


    .........


    .......



    Ughh, I can’t move.


    Am I..gonna…die…?


    How could this….be…shit.


    .............................................


    ......................................


    .................................


    ...........................


    ....................


    .............


    ........

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]I’ll make all of your favorite things for dinner, Rance-sama.

    S…Sill…

    [​IMG]


    No way, It couldn’t happen.

    ........


    Ugh…ug…ughaaaa…



    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Hm…you are?

    [​IMG]I’m Pink Mask. I’m on your side.

    [​IMG]Ughh…who?

    [​IMG]Oh, don’t move too much. You are injured all over.

    Pink Mask, just who could she be…? She’s got some really nice boobs, though…

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Be careful. I’m sure you’ve got a place you need to return and a special person waiting there.

    [​IMG]..........

    [​IMG]And that Arnie girl is your enemy, be cautious of her.

    [​IMG]What…her…

    [​IMG]Well then, I have to go.

    Pink Mask ran off.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Athena 2.0, huh…?

    [​IMG]Hm? Come to think of it…where is Kisara-chan? I don’t care about Bird.

    [​IMG]Dunno.

    [​IMG]Did they get buried?

    Athena 2.0 pointed at the rubble.

    [​IMG]

    No, not Kisara-chan…

    ........

    But we get to hear a faint voice under the rubble.

    “-san”

    [​IMG]Hey, can you hear me!!??

    [​IMG]

    …Is that Rance-san…?

    [​IMG]Ah, you alive, Bird?

    [​IMG]Yes, somehow…

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Kisara’s fine too.

    [​IMG]Really? Let me hear hervoice.

    [​IMG]…Yes, I’m fine.


    We quickly find out that they are both fine, but trapped in a room with no exit, except for a hole in the ceiling. And of course, there is no superweapon hidden there.

    [​IMG]

    Seems like we will need to throw them a rope or something from the hole above. Rance is very motivated about the rescue.

    [​IMG]

    We will move east…

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]*Sniff* *Sniff* Does it?

    [​IMG]It smells like garbage. It stinks. This is the worst.

    Our surroundings were filled with the stink of garbage.

    Ahead of us, a mountain of garbage appeared.

    [​IMG]Why is there a pile of trash here?

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]It’s not Ubasute Mountain, it’s just a trash heap.

    [​IMG]Well, whatever, it looks like a dead end. Draw it on the map.

    [​IMG]Yessir.

    [​IMG]Call it a trash dump or something.

    [​IMG]Write-y write.

    While Athena was drawing the map, trash fell from the top…

    [​IMG]


    I looked up. I saw a small hole near the summit of the trash mountain.

    The next step is obvious.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]It stinks…why the hell do I have to climb a mountain of garbage.

    [​IMG]I have a good idea, if we play cockroaches, we will be fine with the garbage.

    [​IMG]Roach, roach, roach

    [​IMG]............

    At last we make it to the hole.

    [​IMG]

    As Rance reaches the room above…

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Hm…we’re…

    Four hannies stood with their backs to us.

    [​IMG] I’m tired of fighting humans.

    [​IMG] Haniho!

    [​IMG]

    …They probably mean Bird. They’re calling him a weird man, hum?

    [​IMG] What did he say? Was it Rance or something? He’s a weird human.

    What…! They mean me! I don’t think hannies have the right to call me weird!

    [​IMG] He’s checky, let’s kill him with the traps!

    [​IMG] Yeah!

    [​IMG] This juice is gross. Toss.

    <Whistle, honk>

    The empty can the hanny threw hit me.

    [​IMG]Ow.

    [​IMG]

    Time to break pottery.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]I’m gonna tear you to pieces and throw you with the garbage!

    [​IMG] Ahyaaa! Talking garbage!!

    [​IMG] No…a human…?

    [​IMG] Why from the trash…? A trashman!

    [​IMG]What!

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Now you done it… Die!

    And die they did.

    With the room cleared, we realize we are at the first level of the dungeon, and this is the area they guarded with rolling-cat-things.

    [​IMG]

    There are some communication devices and control panels, so it’s likely that the hannies were organizing the monsters and controlling the traps.


    We push some buttons, and the communications device makes some loud noises.


    <Fshhh, fshhh>


    <Fshhh, fshhh>


    After hitting it the screen on the device lits and an image forms.

    [​IMG]

    [???] Huh? Who the heck are you?

    [​IMG]I’m Rance-sama.

    [???] Why are you there?

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]I killed the hannies.

    [​IMG]And Athena 2.0 helped.

    [???] Huh? Then…you are my enemies?!!

    [​IMG]Hey pretty lady. Wanna have sex with me?

    [???] B-beast…

    <Click>

    She cuts communications one-sidedly.


    Whoever she was, she just turned into another target.


    We take a look at another machine.

    [​IMG]

    There is a lever attached to it.

    [​IMG]

    By raising the lever, the room protected by poison should be accessible.

    This room has acces to two corridors, the one that used to be trapped (South), and a dark path northeast. We follow the dark path…

    [​IMG]

    …reaching a warehouse.

    [​IMG]

    We search around, but most of the room is filled of useless shit like hanny food. But we find a rope.

    [​IMG]

    Next we will move towards point Z.

    [​IMG]

    We find that the poison trap has been disabled, but monsters are waiting for us.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]

    Those guys are somewhat strong, so Ferris’ helps is welcome.

    [​IMG]

    We kill the monsters, and we advance until reaching a dead end.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Looks like.

    There was red grass sprouting up all over the room.

    [​IMG]This grass sure is a creepy color.

    [​IMG]This is redgrass. Frostvine-sama said it was a medicinal plant.

    [​IMG]Medicinal, huh? Looks like poison to me.

    The room is filled with this grass, and there is a hole in the middle.

    I take some redgrass (no idea if I will be able to use it) and check the hole in the middle.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]........

    [​IMG]What, what izzit? Can you see somethin’?

    There is a large room, and a man and a woman sit in back to back.

    Kisara and Bird.

    [​IMG]

    I covered Athena’s mouth when she was about to shout.

    [​IMG]Mggg.

    [​IMG]Quiet, they haven’t noticed us yet.

    This could be pretty fun, let’s observe them for a while.

    They seem to be talking about something.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]...........

    [​IMG]I’m sorry that this happened. That I couldn’t protect you.

    [​IMG]......

    [​IMG]I wanted to pay back your debt and help your sister too…

    [​IMG]

    …what’s this about a debt?

    [​IMG]Master, you are a peeping-tom!

    [​IMG]Shut u-

    [​IMG]Ackk!

    [​IMG]

    :x

    W-what!

    [​IMG]Hey, they are doin’ dirty stuff! They are doin’ dirty stuff!

    [​IMG]Kisara-san…

    [​IMG]Bird-san…

    They embraced each other and kissed.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]K-K-Kisara-san… Is this okay?

    Kisara-chan nodded quietly.


    N-no way… why are you nodding?! You are being fooled!


    [​IMG]You’ve helped me a lot… I can’t thank you for that, but at least…

    [​IMG].......

    Shit this is bad.

    [​IMG]

    I I’ve got to do something. My Kisara-chan’s hymen…

    [​IMG]

    Strategy time

    Good Lord. Get ready for another of his heroic plans.

     
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  19. TheEntitledOne Arcane

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    Here it is, after a week of Rance IX, it's time for the Strategy Time update.

    Show Spoiler


    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]If I don’t do something, my Kisara-chan will be taken by Bird, of all people.

    Well, what should I do?


    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]I know, I’ll shout “I came to save you!” ruining the mood.

    Hrmm, but then I can’t fuck her.

    …But once they gotten in the mood like this, they could do it sometime later, so that doesn’t solve the heart of the problem.


    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Yeah, there could be plenty of other women. I guess I could give Kisara-chan to Bird.

    ………


    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]There’s NO WAY I’m giving her to fuckin’ Bird.


    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]I know. I’ll use a rope to go down there and force myself onto Kisara-chan.

    After I take down Bird, of course.

    Yeah, this is a good plan.

    But…If I do that Kisara-chan will hate me.


    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]What I really want is for Kisara-chan to fall for me and dump Bird.

    .....

    I thought seriously

    .....

    ....I know.


    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]First, I’ll use a rope to descend silently into the hole.

    It’s Kisara-chan’s first time, so she will close her eyes and give herself to Bird.


    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]And then I will fuck Kisara in Bird’s place.

    I’ll blindfold her so she doesn’t see my face. I will pretend to be Bird and say something like “I’m into stuff like this…”

    Of course, it will be Athena 2.0 saying it, impersonating Birds voice.

    That’s because Athena is capable of copying anyone’s voice when she talks.


    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Kisara-chan won’t doubt she is being fucked by Bird.

    Then I just need to violate Kisara-chan with my perverted techniques.

    As perverted as possible, so Kisara-chan will hate me…

    Because no matter how terrible the things done to her are, Bird’s the one doing them.

    Kisara-chan will be disgusted with his pervertedness and will start hating Bird.

    And, of course, I get to have fun.


    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]It’s almost too perfect. I will call it “Operation Pervert Bird”

    .....


    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Yes, Master.

    [​IMG]First, when I signal you, knock Bird out. You can do it right.

    [​IMG]Just knock him out? I could kill ’im.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Yessir, I’ll do it with a silencer and an arrow that’s round on the tip. It’ll hit, no problem.

    [​IMG]Good, don’t miss, if you miss, you won’t get dinner.

    [​IMG]Ugg, I’ll do my best.

    [​IMG]Then next, Athena, you can mimic voices right?

    [​IMG]Yessir, it’s my special talent.

    [​IMG]So you can imitate Bird, right?

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Ughh…that’s so wrong.

    [​IMG] Izzit? (In Bird’s voice)

    It’s kinda creepy hearing Athena talking in Bird’s voice, but it’s perfect. If you hear her, you’d think she was Bird.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Yessir.

    [​IMG]And don’t say anything else. Say exactly what I tell you to say.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Alright, commence Operation Pervert Bird.

    [​IMG]Roger.

    I tied the rope on a rock and climbed down slowly.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Hm…? They are hugging already? Shit.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Yes…

    Bird laid Kisara down and and put his hands on her clothes.

    [​IMG]…Nn…

    Kisara close her eyes in embarrassment.

    [​IMG]Now!

    ‘Do it’ I signaled Athena with the eyes.

    Athena 2.0 aimed her bow slowly.

    [​IMG]…Ya!

    <Whooosh>

    The arrow head straight to Bird.

    <Thunk>

    The arrow hit Bird straight on the head.

    [​IMG]

    Bird passed out without making a sound. Alright, it worked.

    I descended the rope quickly and approached Kisara.

    I then placed a blindfold on Kisara while she waited with her eyes closed.

    [​IMG]Ah…

    I blindfolded her skilfully. Kisara can’t see anything now.

    [​IMG]Bird-san what are you…

    I whispered Athena’s line to her ear.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG] It might be cruel to blindfold you…But...I…

    [​IMG]Bird-san…

    [​IMG] Kisara-san I love you. That feeling is real. So, so I want you to trust me.

    [​IMG]…I understand. Please Bird-san, be gentle.

    Alright, Kisara-chan totally thinks I’m Bird.

    I slowly undressed Kisara-chan.

    She resisted a little, but she let me do it in the end.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]

    “Say nothings”

    Alright, I’m gonna say some cheesy lines that idiot Bird would say.

    [​IMG] (Bird’s Voice) I love you.

    [​IMG] I’ll protect you forever.

    [​IMG]I’m so glad to have met you, Bird-san.

    [​IMG] Me too.

    [​IMG]I just wanted to die and run away from my life… until I met you.

    [​IMG].......

    [​IMG]

    Rance keeps teasing and undressing her, using cheesy lines…

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]

    Things progress nicely…

    [​IMG]

    Well, I guess I’ll put it in. Time for Kisara-chan’s hymen’s great opening.

    [​IMG]Please, be gentle, I don’t want to do anything strange.

    [​IMG] Strange…?

    [​IMG]
    tl; dr

    [​IMG]Kya! x5

    [​IMG]Stop! x5

    [​IMG]It hurts! x5

    [​IMG]

    Since Rance’s objective is also for Kisara to hate Bird, he isn’t exactly trying to be a gentleman.

    ..........

    ..................

    Some Kyaaaas later

    <SPUURT>

    [​IMG]I’m so glad I repaid you, Bird-san.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]I guess I have to do even worse stuff to her.

    This is what happens next.

    [​IMG]

    After tormenting her enough…

    [​IMG]

    Finally she passes out…

    [​IMG]Phew…

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]You don’t have to imitate Bird anymore, the operation is over.

    [​IMG]Roger.

    I put my clothes on swiftly, and spoke to the unconscious Kisara-chan.

    [​IMG]Sorry I was so rough, but I did all this for you.

    [​IMG]When you wake up, go ahead and resent Bird.

    [​IMG]Oh yeah, I’ve got to get Bird ready too…

    I took off Bird’s pants while he was unconscious.

    [​IMG]

    And I put a vibrator in Bird’s hand.

    Now that Bird like the culprit, it’s time to leave.

    Rance covers Kisara with her clothes and climbs the rope.

    [​IMG]


     
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    After doing our heroic duty we retreat…

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Oh..look…

    [​IMG] Archibald-sama is angry! Hurry up and do it!

    [​IMG]Don’t act like it’s so simple, Partie. I will have you know…

    [​IMG] I don’t want to hear excuses Arnie.

    [​IMG]Kh…

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Rance-san…

    [​IMG] That guy…tch.

    The two of them ran off.

    [​IMG]Oh, they left.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]How suspicious.

    [​IMG]Arnie definitely seems like a bad guy. I guess I should put the squeeze on ‘er.

    [​IMG]


    .........................


    Now we need a find to beat the Summon-chan, there is likely no specific weapon against her, so we will explore the rest of the lowest floor, we were on a hurry last time.

    [​IMG]

    We left a corridor unexplored last time; at the end of it we find a large room with a door.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]That’s a rather unusual door.

    [​IMG]Izzit somebody’s house?

    [​IMG]Anyway, we better check it out, but first, draw it on the map.


    Just then the dickhead monk shows up.


    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Nope, I got nothing.

    [​IMG]Hrmm, hrmm.

    [​IMG]It’s no good. I just haven’t got a clue.

    Genri’s muttering about something, pounding at the door.

    Like a dumb monk could figure something I couldn’t. Gahahahahaha.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Hrmf.

    Genri reached out his hand but I laughed through my nose and refused his hand.

    [​IMG]This door is a piece of work. Have you figured it out, Rance-dono.

    [​IMG]Nope.

    [​IMG]I see, I couldn’t either.

    [​IMG]It’s just a wooden door, but there must be some kind of magic cast on it.


    Genri tries to pick the door with a gold coin but then, the door glows and…talks?

    [​IMG]

    Complete the password.

    [​IMG]…Tch, it’s really a magic door. Sill could blew it up if she were here but…


    [​IMG]I will complete the password, how does it start?

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Ermm, well…

    Incorrect, unfortunately.

    The door became silent.

    [​IMG]Do you know the solution, Rance-dono?

    [​IMG]Nope.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]I suppose I’m not learned enough. I’ll have to go back and hit the books.

    Genri ran off.

    Now that we are alone we can try ourselves.

    We probe the keyhole with a coin and activate the seal…

    [​IMG]

    This seems familiar...

    [​IMG]

    Now we need to type (by selecting the words in a menu): “I just cried, just cry”

    I don’t think translating this part was easy.


    You select the initials of each word…


    [​IMG]


    …and then complete the word.

    [​IMG]


    We write the full sentence.

    [​IMG]


    We follow the new path to a crossroad.

    [​IMG]


    And one of the paths leads to the room of the Summoner-chan.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]A brush?

    [​IMG]Ambush. It means a surprise attack.

    [​IMG]Hehehe. It’s my victory.


    <Tap, tap>

    Somebody taps me on the shoulder.

    [​IMG]Hm, who is it?

    [​IMG]

    Arnie (the villain) appeared, what the heck does she want?

    [​IMG]I already know about you. You are an enemy spy, aren’t you?

    [​IMG]How dare you bury me alive back there!?

    [​IMG]You tried to bury Athena 2.0 back there too, you meanie!

    [​IMG]...

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Of course, I’m a genius.

    [​IMG]Aha, I’ve got it! I forgot his name, but you are the one who poisoned the adventurer, right?

    [​IMG]Yep.

    [​IMG]So that wire was your doing too.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]I’m not a robot! I’m a human!

    I’M NOT A MACHINE!

    [​IMG]You’re also the one who buried Bird and Kisara-chan.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]…I knew all along that it was a trap.

    …Probably.


    [​IMG]Hmm? Did you really?

    …She is so annoying.

    [​IMG]Why?

    [​IMG]Why what?

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]It’s got nothing to do with you. Anyway…

    [​IMG]Wash your hand of this incident. If you leave now, I can spare your live…

    [​IMG]Hmmm? Playing that card, eh?

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]…Looks like I will have to ask you to die.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]…You scoundrel.

    We are outnumbered by “Bear Group Soldiers”, so we summon Feliss.

    We hit them hard.

    [​IMG]

    And Feliss attracts most of the damage.

    [​IMG]

    Victory is ours.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Uggg…you are strong…

    [​IMG]Of course. I’m a great hero. Unparalleled in the entire land. It’s ridiculous that you think of defying me.

    [​IMG]I’m sorry…

    [​IMG]Hmm?

    [​IMG]I’m sorry Rance-san, I was wrong.

    Arnie suddenly put a meek face.

    Aha, looks like she has fallen for my great strength.

    [​IMG]I’m sorry…

    [​IMG]Hmpf…

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Well, you can start by letting me do you.

    [​IMG]...

    [​IMG]If you don’t, I will kill you for defying me.

    [​IMG]By “do me” you mean… that?

    [​IMG]I always mean that when I tell a woman to let me do her.

    [​IMG]…that’s…

    Arnie looked down, lost in thought.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]…I understand.

    Arnie nodded slowly.

    [​IMG]Good choice.

    [​IMG]Uhmmm…how should I say this…I’m in your hands.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Hehehehe, yes.

    I embraced Arnie’s soft body with excitement.

    [​IMG]W-wait a second…

    [​IMG]What is it??

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]That’s not it…

    [​IMG]Tch..you are not…? Boring…

    I like to take virginities, so I felt a bit cheated.

    [​IMG]Can I ask you a few questions?

    [​IMG]Questions?

    [​IMG]Yes.

    [​IMG]I guess I will answer if you ask quickly.

    I fondle Arnie’s body all over through her clothes.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Monsters…?

    [​IMG]Yes, monsters are living being too… I don’t really believe we need to think of them as our enemies…

    [​IMG]I don’t kill them unless they stand up to me. But they come at me recklessly.

    [​IMG]So I kill them, they are good for experience point too. Gahahahahaha.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Territory??

    [​IMG]Yes, caves and things, where they live.

    [​IMG]You would fight someone who barges into your house too. Right, Rance-san.

    [​IMG]....

    I touched Arnie’s chest over her clothes.

    [​IMG]They are pretty big.

    [​IMG]…Answer my question.

    [​IMG]Who cares about monsters.

    [​IMG]The world revolves around humans, especially me.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Equal…Gahahahahahahahahahhahaha! Arnie, do you really still believe such stupid childish things?

    [​IMG]It’s survival of the fittest. Only the strong survive in this world.

    [​IMG]And the strong get the good women. This ensures that good offspring are left behind.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]…Rance-san…you are wrong…

    [​IMG]Yeah, yeah. We’re done talking. Now, we fuck. :smug:

    [​IMG]

    It’s good to let prey like this to mature a little before enjoying it.

    [​IMG]

    After some foreplay…

    [​IMG]

    Guess I will shove it in thrust it a few times and let it all out.

    [​IMG]Hey Arnie, I’m going to put it in, okay?

    [​IMG]*Lick*,*lick*

    [​IMG]Hey, foreplay time is over, we’re moving on.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Just the first time though…Gahahahahahahhahahahaha!

    [​IMG]Ummm…

    Arni said, wiping her mouth with a handkerchief.

    [​IMG]What??

    [​IMG]My back hurts here…

    Arnie pointed at the ground.

    [​IMG]It hurts me too, but I was putting up with it.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Hmm?

    [​IMG]There’s some hay in the room back there, we could…

    [​IMG]Please…I wouldn’t want the experience you are giving me be ruined by pain, Rance-san.

    (It’s not a trap)

    She manages to trick Rance…

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Just a little further, go ahead…

    The room is dark.

    [​IMG]I can’t really see…

    [​IMG]Look it’s there.

    [​IMG]A straw bed…? Where is it?

    [​IMG]Hey, I can’t see it!

    [​IMG]You’re right, there’s nothing here.

    [​IMG]

    Arnie pushed a button on the wall.

    <Crash>

    The floor beneath us fell away. It’s a pit trap.

    [​IMG]Khh…

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Shit…

    [​IMG]Hehe…you are such an idiot.

    Heavy…my body is so heavy. I looked down.

    Athena was clinging to my feet. So she is the weight I’m feeling.

    [​IMG]Hey Athena! Let go.

    I shook my legs to make her fall.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]We’ll both fall…

    [​IMG]I don’t wanna! I don’t wanna!

    [​IMG]Shit!

    [​IMG]Athena, can you see what’s down there?

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Owah… okay, just go ahead and fall. You won’t die… you’ll be fine.

    [​IMG]No, I wanna die together!

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Shut it!

    [​IMG]Well when, I will have to ask you to die!

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Ow…you bitch!

    [​IMG]Heheehe, you certainly you did as you liked earlier.

    Arnie’s shoes tormented my hand.

    [​IMG]Gh…yo…you…

    [​IMG]A depraved man like you should have a pathetic dead.

    Earlier she was acting meek for this. What a woman.

    [​IMG]Who the hell are you?

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]The Angel army?

    [​IMG]Yes, it’s Happiness Pharmaceutical that’s evil. You’re complicit in their evil so you die.

    <Grind, grind>

    She crushes my hand harder. It hurts frankly a lot.

    [​IMG]Gh…I can’t hang anymore.

    ???-Cease this now!

    Something behind Arnie shone.

    [​IMG]Huh?

    The flash hit Arnie and blew her away.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Tch… another one.

    Arnie ran away.

    I dunno what happened, but I’m saved.

    [​IMG]You’re…

    [​IMG]Grab my hand.

    I appear to have been saved by Pink Mask again.

    We managed to crawl out of the hole somehow.

    [​IMG]You again…

    [​IMG]

    After saying that Pink Mask hurried off…

    [​IMG]Is that Sill-chan, Master?

    [​IMG]Don’t be stupid. She is at home working.

    [​IMG]…Hmmm? Hmmmm?


    ......................


    This was humiliating.

    [​IMG]

    Katawa Shoujo, the origins.

    [​IMG]And Athena will help!

    Well, time to deal with the Summoner-chan…

    [​IMG]

    In the room where we met Arnie, there is a ladder. We can remove it with the pickaxe we got earlier and use the ladder somewhere else…

    One of the actions we can take in the surface is taking a peek on the dorms, but there is nothing of interest in the first floor. But with the ladder we can look through a certain window…

    [​IMG]

    But now let’s just deal with the monster.



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  23. TheEntitledOne Arcane

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    We reach the room with our target unaware.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]...Master, let’s...

    [​IMG]Shhh

    .........

    I approached her slowly from behind so she wouldn’t notice me.

    ...Tip-toe, tip-toe...

    It will all be over if she summons monsters, so...

    I approached her carefully.

    And I embraced the Summon-chan from behind.

    [​IMG]Daaaaah!

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Hehehe. I caught you.

    [​IMG] No way, no one said…you could come from behind! Arnie-chan only said to worry for the front…

    I captured the Summon-chan easily, since she only expected monsters from the front.

    [​IMG]Hehehehe, nothing is impossible for me. Now stop struggling.

    [​IMG] Noooo… Let me go!

    [​IMG]...What are you gonna do if I let you go?

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]...Then I’m not letting you go. Anyway I better punish you, so you don’t think of standing up to a human again.

    [​IMG] Noooo! Stop!

    [​IMG]Now what should we do? Should I rape you?

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]

    Rance forces her to masturbate.

    [​IMG]

    And we rapidly escalate things.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]

    After this, the tired galmonster crawls out of the way.

    [​IMG]

    With this, we should be done. Time to return to the surface.


    ...............


    On our way out…

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Hm? Than annoying voice could only be…

    [​IMG]Bird!

    [​IMG]Rance-san, uhh...

    Bird seems visibly disturbed, his voice trembles.

    [​IMG]What?

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]KIsara-chan, huh? Nope.

    [​IMG]Sigh,...I see.

    [​IMG]Why...

    [​IMG]No, it’s nothing.

    After that, Bird hurried of into the dungeon.

    [​IMG]I see, so Bird has been abandoned by Kisara-chan…

    [​IMG]

    We climb the stairs and meet someone else…

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Genri, uh? I ran into somebody annoying.

    [​IMG]Please, don’t be so openly gloom. I enjoy our meetings, Rance-dono.

    [​IMG]Athena 2.0 enjoys you too! You are bald!

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Yeah, baldy!

    [​IMG]Arghh! Shut up, both of you.

    [​IMG]Yessir, my lips are zipped.

    [​IMG]So, Rance-dono, about the task at hand…

    [​IMG]It’s over.

    [​IMG]Over…? Surely you jest?

    [​IMG]Nope, I just defeated the Summon-chan, so it’s over.

    [​IMG]

    Genri bowed his head to me.

    [​IMG]I suppose my work here is done. I’d better be leaving then.

    Genri walked of in the direction of the dungeon exit.

    We head for the exit too.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Hmmm…?

    Someone was sitting on the camp zone Kisara and Bird used.

    [​IMG]Enemies?

    The mysterious figure noticed our presence and stood.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG].....

    Kisara looked somewhat sad.

    [​IMG]I wonder if something bad happened to her. Hehehe…

    [​IMG]...

    Kisara turned her back to us and ran without saying a word.

    [​IMG]...

    [​IMG]Was she crying…? Hey.

    [​IMG]...Dunno.

    We reach the exit…

    [​IMG]


    ............


    ............


    ............


    [​IMG]

    The job had been finished, so Genri, Bird and Kisara-san had all been called here.

    I suppose the losers should witness my glory and wallow in their powerlessness.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Gahahaha, of course.

    [​IMG]Now we can resume work in our factory.

    [​IMG]Well then, the promised reward.

    He handed a briefcase to me.

    [​IMG]The content are 150,000 Gold.

    [​IMG]I’ll just make sure.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]And I had someone from the bank put the money in, so I’m sure it’s right.

    [​IMG]Well, I make a point not to trust people.

    [​IMG]Athena, count it. Quickly now.

    [​IMG]Mmkay.

    Athena started to count the coins with the speed of an electric change machine.

    [​IMG]1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6…

    [​IMG]

    ......

    [​IMG]Done. Ummm there are 1,500 100 Gold bills. It’s all here.

    It hadn’t been a minute, I knew my little calculator could do it.

    [​IMG]Wow...

    President Dohara’s couldn’t help being surprised with Athena’s counting speed.

    [​IMG]Alright, very well.

    [​IMG]Hehehehe, money, money.

    [​IMG]Well, how should I play around with this…?

    [​IMG]We did it, Master! Clap, clap.

    [​IMG]Allow me to congratulate you as well, Rance-dono.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Gahahahaha, that’s too bad.

    I turned to Bird.

    [​IMG]Too bad, eh, Bird?

    :troll:

    [​IMG]Sorry, but it’s my win again today. I hope you have learned the difference in our ability.

    [​IMG]...

    [​IMG]Hey, Kisara-san. You should give up on being this losers partner and come to me.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Kisara!!

    Looks like things are chilly between Bird and Kisara.

    (I wonder why)


    **********


    **********


    **********


    >Rance’s room<

    [​IMG]Gahahahaha! Money! Money!

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Well then, why we don’t drink that super fancy booze I ordered?

    The booze ends up being quite shitty.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]

    *snore*snore*


    ** ** ** ** ** ** **


    ** ** ** ** ** ** **



    >Late at night<


    -Crash-

    Ugaahaa!


    Help me!


    Loud noises wake Athena

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Hm…? Yawn…

    Ugyaaa! Eh! Intruders!

    -Thud-Crash-

    Something really seems to be happening outside.

    [​IMG]Get my sword!

    [​IMG]Yessir.

    We armed ourselves and carefully left the room.

    Uwaaaah! Help…!

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Oh, it’s Conan.

    [​IMG]Hey, Conan. What happened?

    [​IMG]Oh, Rance-san…

    [​IMG]Explain.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Explain properly!

    [​IMG]Uwaah! They are here!

    Conan shook of my hand and ran away frantically.

    [​IMG]Who the heck are they?

    [​IMG]Master, there’s weird people.

    We are attacked by a bunch of weirdos.

    [​IMG]

    We defeat them in the second turn.

    [​IMG]Hmph, what a pathetic bunch. Are those Arnie’s friends?

    [​IMG]So now they are using force because I put an end to their dungeon shenanigans.


    This could earn me some cash.


    I bet the president is in trouble. I’m gonna save him and cheat him out of some money.


    [​IMG]Let’s go Athena 2.0

    [​IMG]Go where?

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]

    I heard screams from several directions.

    [​IMG]...There are quite a few of them, aren’t there?

    The screaming’s so noisy.

    [​IMG]Let’s go.

    We entered the main building.

    [​IMG]

    Another group of monster lovers.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Argh! We got no time for small fry. We are going up!

    We hurried up the stairs.

    The second floor is also overrun by enemies. We also met Genri.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Are you the one behind the uproar?

    [​IMG]Of course not! Actually, it appears to be a raid by a group calling themselves the Angel army.

    [​IMG]This sure has gotten interesting, right? I’m having a lot of fun.

    [​IMG]Some monk you are.

    [​IMG]They say three heads are better than one. What do you say, Rance-dono?

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Of course. I don’t mind. If I stick with you I’m sure I’m gonna encounter more amusement.

    Genri joins us.

    We reach the 4th floor.

    We make sure that Rose is fine, and then we find Arnie.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Hey Arnie! I thought it would be you!

    [​IMG]How dare you try to kill me earlier?!

    [​IMG]Rance...tch. I thought you already left.

    [​IMG]Defeat this group for me, would you?

    She throws her goons at us and runs away.

    [​IMG]

    Genri is not a particularly though guy, also, for some reason, he always targets the unconscious enemies, usually killing them, while Athena just ignores them, wasting his turn.

    It doesn’t take long until we win, but Arnie has already escaped.

    [​IMG]Rance-dono, what was that about?

    [​IMG]Arnie is a badguy.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Oh, shut up. Figure it out on your own. We’re going upstairs.

    At last we reach the president’s office.

    [​IMG]



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  24. TheEntitledOne Arcane

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    We get into the office just in time.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Return Wenlina-sama to us, you shithead.

    [​IMG]W-what? I don’t know what you are talking about.

    [​IMG]Playing innocent, eh?

    [​IMG]Hm…? Who’s there?!

    Partie realize we’d entered the room.

    [​IMG]That Rance guy…

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Please, don’t compare me to her.

    [​IMG]Rance-san…please help me!

    Doharas begged me to save him. He’s in tears…

    [​IMG]No

    I told him proudly.

    [​IMG]But why…?

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]No way…

    [​IMG]Well, I guess I could save you… How much?

    [​IMG]How much?

    [​IMG]Money, I mean money. I can’t just work for free. Can I?

    [​IMG]Money…? I understand. 10,000 Gold.

    [​IMG]Let’s go Athena.

    I spun around.

    [​IMG]W-wait please. Then… 20,000Gold!

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]What’s the point of having money if you are dead?

    [​IMG]But, more than this would affect the company’s operating funds…

    [​IMG]Then die.

    [​IMG]Die!

    [​IMG]Okay, okay, 50,000 Gold!

    [​IMG]…I guess he wants to die. We are leaving Athena.

    [​IMG]Aye-aye

    [​IMG]Rest in peace.

    [​IMG]Aaah… 100,000 Gold.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]It’s no comedy routine, it’s business in accordance with the rules of capitalism.

    [​IMG]…Are you making a fool of me?! Fine, I will deal with you first!

    She finally seemed to snap out of her shock.

    [​IMG]Oh!? You are gonna deal with me, lady?

    [​IMG]I can’t believe Arnie lost to a man like this, she is pathetic.

    [​IMG]…That’s enough, let’s go.

    [​IMG]Archibald-sama, watch me serve you!

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]How we could see through it if we have never fought?

    [​IMG]I’m gonna beat you black and blue.

    [​IMG]What a cute girl.

    [​IMG]No holding back everyone. Kill’em.


    [​IMG]

    The fight isn’t particularly difficult.

    [​IMG]

    In a few turns we win.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Hmpf! Like a woman could beat me! A woman can only get fucked by me!

    [​IMG]Athena, tie her up!

    [​IMG]Yessir, commencing S&M!

    [​IMG]Just tie her up normally.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Yeah, yeah!

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Hmph, you think capturing me will solve anything?

    [​IMG]Archibald-sama will definitely come to save me.

    [​IMG]And he will destroy this evil company, Happiness Pharmaceutical!

    [​IMG]Why are you attacking our company, we have done nothing…

    [​IMG]Hmph, you can’t tell you don’t know. We’ll annihilate you!

    [​IMG]Rance-san…

    Doharas looked at me nervously.

    [​IMG]

    :smug:

    [​IMG]I could take care of this depending of the amount offered.

    [​IMG]I understand. Please handle it for 200,000 Gold.

    [​IMG]I can’t offer more, I would rather hire someone else than pay more.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Got it, I’ll do it. It’ll be 300,000 Gold in total. With the 100,000 from saving you earlier.

    [​IMG]Th-that’s…

    [​IMG]Got it? You promised.

    [​IMG]Well, don’t worry about anything. We will annihilate those Angel Army guys.

    [​IMG]Don’t worry, don’t worry.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Well, I guess I will go back to bed.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]I’ll go to their base. You’ve gotta destroy persistent pests like this from the ground up.

    [​IMG]I suppose you are right, but we don’t have any leads.

    [​IMG]We’ve got her. Don’t we?

    I pointed at the girl we just captured.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]…I see. I’m looking forward to that. Please let me participate.

    [​IMG]What? I won’t talk, you know.

    [​IMG]Good, it wouldn’t be any fun if you did.

    [​IMG]Well, see you tomorrow.


    ***********




    ***********


    >Next day<

    [​IMG]Well, let’s get started.

    [​IMG]Let’s.

    Genri appeared out of nowhere.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Whatever do you mean? We are comrades who have fought together, are we not?

    [​IMG]Well, whatever, you are working for free though.

    [​IMG]Let’s do our best now.


    ..........


    When I left the room to go torture the girl I captured…

    I heard voices from down the hallway.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]…It…I’m sorry…Could you give me just…

    [​IMG]Hm…? It’s Kisara-chan…but who is that man? I’ve never seen him.

    [​IMG] You tryin’ to make a full of me? I will take at least the interest!

    [​IMG]That’s…

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Please… anything but that. T-take me instead!

    [​IMG] Your sister could make me more money that what you could. Outta my way!

    The man pushed Kisara away and started walking away.

    [​IMG]Kisara…

    …Tch, I guess I will help her.

    [​IMG]Hey old man, wait.

    [​IMG] Hmmm? Who the hell are you?

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG] ...

    [​IMG]That’s enough, isn’t it?

    [​IMG] Uggh…

    The man quickly counted the bills.

    [​IMG] …130,000? Yeah, that’s enough.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG] Kkh…

    [​IMG] Hey, Kisara

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]...

    [​IMG] Don’t forget. Tch.

    [​IMG]Wh…4,000,000 Gold??!! That’s insane.

    The debt collector left.

    Hehehe, I always wanted to do something like that. I’m so cool.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Don’t worry about a tiny amount of money like that.

    [​IMG]That was just change to buy juice for a man like me.

    [​IMG]R-rance-san.

    Kisara is looking at me with moist eyes. Ooh, this is going well.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]…O-okay.

    Heheheheh, perfect. Her hearth is now mine. And her body…Hehehehe.

    [​IMG]Ummm…Rance-san?

    [​IMG]Hmmm?

    [​IMG]If is not too much trouble, could you take me with you?

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Hu…? Then-

    [​IMG]Come. I will take you.

    [​IMG]Okay, I will do what I can.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Sounds like a plan.

    [​IMG]You can stay put.

    [​IMG]Ugh… don’t say cruel things.

    We head to the room where we were keeping the prisoner.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Well, why don’t we start with your name.

    I smiled lightly and approached Partie.

    [​IMG]…You terrible man.

    [​IMG]



    To be continue in June.
     
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  25. TheEntitledOne Arcane

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    Well, it's about time to continue this LP.
     
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