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Completed Let's play Teenagent

Brother None

inXile Entertainment
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The bossman in the tub just weirded me out. But I guess that's normal in Poland.
 

Jim Cojones

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Oh, yeah, a typical scene from a Polish movie:

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Jim Cojones

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Know my generosity, here's an update for ya'. This time for free, next time I will post a link to my paypal account and will wait for a certain sum to be gathered. :P

I should have chosen talking to the guard as the first thing I did after coming to the village but the path I took previously had less text - so it was less work for me. Being a lazy fuck I am I decided to do differently but now the time has come:

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Good day.

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Yeah.

BTW This guy is not the same who speaks to John Noty in the mansion but I'm to lazy too use different avatars for almost identical looking people.

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Why are you standing here?

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It's a question of gravitation.

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Extremely funny joke. For a soldier.

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I'm not a soldier, although I tried to be. I didn't pass the intell... the physical test. They ordered me to shoot at a thrown coin when jumping from the tree onto a horse.

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Yep, that seems hard.

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Special Forces ain't a piece of cake, you know.

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I'm sorry you didn't make it.

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Yeah, I missed the horse.

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So... What are you doing now?

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Wanna hear a funny answer?

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Please don't bother.

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All right, but you know, there's not much entertainment here. Sometimes I like to joke a bit. Or a byte, heh-heh.

:?

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Well then...

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I'm guarding this place.

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Wow. That's a surprise.

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...And I'm told to kill ANYBODY who tries to get in.

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What about the owner?

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He's not just ANYBODY, you know.

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I guess you won't let me in then?

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Bingo.

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Even if I say please?

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No way kiddo.

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PLEEEEASE.

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Forget it. I've got a heart of stone.

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Like your brain.

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I don't follow.

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Never mind. How can I soften your stone heart?

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You can't. I'm a really tough guy. But come here, I'll give you a consolation...

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Thanks, what is it?

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Chocolate candy. My employer gave me a few of these for lunch and...

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Is your employer home?!

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Mr. John Noty? Yeah, why?

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Oh, nothing... John Noty... I think I've heard of him...

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You should have. He's making big money, you know. Especially lately...

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Yeah?...

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Well, I don't know how. Maybe it has something to do with the mad scientist that came round here one day... Oh, you think you're smart, don't you?! Are you a spy?!

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Hey, I'm just a common homeboy. If you don't wanna talk, don't talk.

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Mr. Bad Gay told me to watch for spies...

Err, who!?

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Do I really look like a spy?

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...And kill them immediately...

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Hey, chill...

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...And I haven't killed anybody for a loooong time...

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It's about this candy, isn't it? Do you want it back? No problem.

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Sorry, I just got carried away.

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I understand. It's hot around here.

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Yeah.

There's also a wrapper on the grass next to the guard.

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We can try to wrap the candy but it seems we will have to do something more.

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What next? Visiting one of the houses in the village.

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Younger of the ladies is obviously more interesting for Mark but we'll chat with the granny first.

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She knits in the national team.

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Nice weather we have today...

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Indeed it is, my dear.

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Is it your daughter?

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You are very kind, my dear, making me so young, but of course that sweetie is my grand-daughter.

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Oh, yes! She really looks grand!

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Well, I was once like that...

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But you still are!

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How sweet of you... But nobody sings at my window anymore, if you know what I mean.

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Errr... Yes... I know... I have similiar feeling myself... Sometimes... I guess...

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May I ask what are you doing?

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Yes, you may, my dear.

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What are you doing?

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I'm knitting.

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I understand. What are you knitting?

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This time you didn't ask if you may ask.

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Oh, sorry. May I ask?

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Ask about what?

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About what are you knitting.

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You asked me about that before, didn't you?

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I give up.

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May I borrow this feather duster?

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We don't know each other too well, and I don't lend things to anybody who asks for them.

Hey, just a while ago we were sweet, dear and kind for you, don't you remember? Old people and their memory...

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Don't I look reliable?

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I've said enough.

No feather duster for Mark so maybe he could get a fake apple?

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Do you need that fake apple?

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It depends, this apple has a story. I remember how one day my younger sister Mary was making...

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Er, how long is the story?

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Oh, there is no need to rush. We do have hours to talk, don't we?

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I just realised I don't need that apple. Thanks.

Enough with her, let's use the fact we have high charisma and invested many points in speech. That should be sufficient to score with the girl who's sitting next to a mirror.

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Could she be... the most beautiful girl... in the world?...

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I think it's high time to introduce myself. I'm Mark.

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Anne.

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The moment I saw those eyes was the best moment of my entire life. Not counting the time I played doctor with Susie.

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I really don't know how to talk to girls...

Ok, I have lied, charisma is a dump stat for Mark. Well, if we can't have her...

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...nobody will!!! Muhahaha!!!

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That's no good.

:evil:

We need to try different approach. And I was sure the idea was so good.

We find a squirell on a tree next to the path to the house where we took a chainsaw from (geez, what kind of sentence was that?).

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Hey, you!

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Would you please give me that nut lying next to you?

The only response we get is:

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Are you gonna give me that nut or not?!

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All right. That's it. Now you'll get what you deserve. I'm gonna insult you until I get that nut. you ugly squirrel you.

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Don't you know it is politically incorrect to wear a fur?

Finally she can take it no more and throws a nut into grass...

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Thanks.

...but...

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I won't find the nut just like that. The grass is too dense.

Whatever, we will find a way, there are more important matters to deal, like the hot chicks!

We will make a real love candy but it needs to have a better shape.

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Would you like some candy?

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You're nice, but no, thanks. I don't want to get fat.

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Hey don't worry. Even Obelix has friends.

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Who's Obelix?!

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Er, never mind. It's just that I found this candy...

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You FOUND IT?!

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I found it's pretty hard to get, of course. It's not some cheap pseudo-chocolate, but the highest quality goodie! It's made from the things you can find in a natural environment. No preservatives added.

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Oh, all right. If you insist...

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Khm...

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Oh yes, I think I should give you something in return...

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Oh, no... You really don't have to...

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OK. Your wish.

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Well, on second thoughts...

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I knew it. You boys always want something. You can't do anything for free.

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I cleaned my room once.

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Well... let's forget it. Here's a gift for you. It's my ribbon. Think of me sometimes.

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Thanks. I will never wash it.

No sex scene. This game sucks, I'd better stop playing this shit and have some fun watching lesbians fucking in Mass Effect...

Nevermind, we need to get that nut. We can find a rake here:

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As always, Mark hides it in his trousers.

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Good I always asked mum for trousers with BIG pockets...

It's a perfect time to make some tests:

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I wonder if hens can fly. Come here, baby...

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First test failed.

They don't fly but we can take a dropped feather.

The last thing we need from here is a needle which can be found in a haystack.

The rake we obtained isn't in a condition that would allow to find a nut in the grass...

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...but we can help it.

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So much for Mark being a romantic. We can replace the fake apple with a nut (oh, really? what kind of logic is that?) but Mark has to be fast so neither Anne or granny will notice.

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Ha! I'm even faster than Indy(TM)!

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I've seen it all, boy!

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Er... Uh... I just...

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Don't worry. I hope you killed that fly.

What do we need an apple for? We don't but there's someone who need and he can give us something interesting.

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Hey, little buddy! I've got a DECENT PROPOSAL for you. A big, fresh and juicy apple for this old cone which presses your back. If you want to make a deal, stand here and shake your muzzle.

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Believe or not but just like the squirrel he also understands what Mark speaks so he shaked in agreement.

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Life is brutal.

There's an interesting manhole just next to the fatso's mansion that we can't use at the moment because Mark is afraid to get close to a beehive. We can help by hitting the hive with a dart. How will we get a dart? That's simple:

needle + cone + feather + glue = dart

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Meanwhile in the mansion...

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Sir, some young boy tried to get inside the mansion.

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Don't worry. Young boys are curious and my home plays on their imaginations. But keep an eye on him.

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Yes, sir!
 
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ghostdog

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I'm playing it right now. I really like the fact that you can make all these failed attempts at getting in. Some of the puzzles are out there, but the quirky humor makes up for it. Hurry up, I'm already inside the mansion.

BTW, who is this guy, Lord British ?

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Jim Cojones

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:necro:

More than five years have passed since I abandoned this LP, I think it's time to finish it at last. I should be able to post an update later today and finish the game within 4 - 5 updates this week. Or I'll just complete all attempts at getting into the mansion and leave the thread for next five years before playing the final section of the game. ;)

I can see a couple screenshots hosted on imageshack disappeared but these are only some minor, unipmortant ones and earlier posts should be readable if someone wants to recall what happened previously.
 

Jim Cojones

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The guard still stands at the gates of the mansion, ever vigilant, not moving an inch during past couple years. This time, continuing our efforts to enter the house, we shall resort to bribery. In order to gather some funds, we'll have to borrow some item from an elder man living in the village.

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And good day to you, my son.

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My name is Mark, sir.

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Great. What do you want?

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I'm just admiring your arm-chair. It's nice.

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Nice and pretty comfortable.

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And big.

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2-person model.

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Do you know the boy playing with the ball outside?

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Of course, he's my grandson.

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Nice kid.

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Nice and smart.

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Nice and small.

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He'll grow.

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And become a very famous basketball player?...

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I hope he won't.

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Then tell him to stop playing!

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Yeah. Later. Maybe. Right now I need some rest.

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Are you going to sit here all day long?

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Hope so.

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For all of this beautiful day?

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Hope so.

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Aren't you interested in the outside world?!

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Not really.

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Why is that?

Why would he go out when he can sit comfortably in his chair all day long browsing porn, Codex and more porn on his phone?

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I'm not interested in news.

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But...

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As they say... The best news is no news.

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But people must know about progress and stuff!

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I won't even bother to ask you why...

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Because... Er... Because... Uhm...

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Right.

Enough chatting, time to satisfy our urge for shiny new loot. Strangely enough, the old man doesn't mean us taking some of his stuff.

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Yes.

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YES?!?

Don't ask such questions Mark, just take everything you find before he changes his mind...

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Oh, I forgot to tell you they are all empty. Only the right upper one has a handkerchief in it. You can take if you want, I don't need it.

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Well, thank you. You are very... kind...

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Just don't think I let you take anything else.

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Of course, I wouldn't even dream.

Actually, we'd be very interested in "borrowing" a shotgun, and the electric fan might be useful in the future too. But first let's check the handkerchief and put it to use.

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We'll also need some cheese. There's a piece in the cottage in the woods.

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With handkerchief and cheese we can try to catch a mouse.

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We create a very primitive trap.

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The mouse only smells the cheese, runs away with disgust and falls right into our trap...

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...and gets thrown into Mark's pants, tickling him.

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Yikes!

We also grab a sickle from the field and a rock lying next to the mansion. Before the sickle can be used, we need to sharpen it using using a metal rod at the well.

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Now we can enter a cave.

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Just a bit of cutting...

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...and we're ready to go in.

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"Gold awaits at the end of the road." The hole is too narrow to fit my hand.

But just big enough for the mouse to enter. We have to close the hole with a rock...

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...and use some glue just to make sure the mouse can't get out using the same way. Something starts to move in the bottom right.

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With this finding we can visit the guard.

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I'd say thanks.

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Would you let me in?

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I guess so...

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You have to be sure.

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OK, I'm sure. I will let you in.

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All right. Here we go.

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Now please open the door.

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No way. Now buzz off.

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Hey! I gave you the gold, remember?...

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What gold?

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WHAT GOLD?!

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I don't know nothing 'bout any gold.

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You... You...

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Buzz off.

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You said you'd let me in! But you've let me down!

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Yeah, but I'll let you off.

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That's some fancy robot.

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Do you think it's serious?

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Hmmm... No... He doesn't look dangerously. But maybe we should...

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Nah. Just keep him out of the mansion. But tell me if he appears again. Now get back to your job.
Next time we'll try to get inside by climbing the wall or by jumping to the mansion from a top of a tree.
 
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Jim Cojones

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OK, let's try to get inside once again!

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Something tickled me!

We'll deal with this mysterious creature using a homemade grenade. Anne's grandmother can help us making it but only if she really likes us. We shall start gaining her sympathy by drying clothes for her.

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Her neighbour has got an electric fan but he wasn't willing to lend it the last time we spoke. Let's talk to his grandson, maybe he can help us.

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Hello.

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I'm Mark. What's your name?

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What's my name?

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I don't know, you tell me.

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Me.

And what did his grandpa claim?

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Nice and smart.

Can't say I agree.

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Don't tell me 'me', just say your name!

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Your na..

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Gee! What did your dad call you?

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Sonny.

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Sonny as in the name or sonny as in son?

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Sonny.

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Are you stupid or just rude?

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Sonny, I am.

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(sigh) Listen, Sonny or whatever. What are you trying to do with this ball?

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Well, grandpa said he'd take me to ZOO if I score.

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I think you should throw the ball a little bit higher.

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Yeah, I know.

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So?

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So what?

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So why don't you do it?!

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It must be something with my eyes.

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You should wear glasses?

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No, why?

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(sigh) Maybe you're just too weak to send the ball high-enough?

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No kidding.

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(sigh)

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We can lower the basket but not while the kid is looking.

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What?

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You might think it's a joke but there's a hand holding a sword appearing from the lake!

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OK, I'll look but just don't think you've fooled me. This hand appears every year. Maybe this time will bring me luck at basketball...

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And he scores!

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The boy goes inside and talks his grandfather into taking him to the zoo. Let's eavesdrop.

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They forgot to close the door, leaving all the valuables unprotected. We wouldn't like any thief to steal anything precious so we shall secure shotgun and fan by hiding these items in Mark's pants.

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Time for some blowing.

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...and too much sun will distort the clothes...

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How come the laundry dried out so fast? I'd better go and check it.

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You were right, young man. Thank you.

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You're welcome.

We also need to get a gift for the lady. If we approach the guard without him noticing us, we have a chance to catch him drinking on duty.

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He gets scared and drops the bottle.

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Surprisingly, that is not a gift that would make the old lady happy but we can put it to use fuelling a chainsaw.

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The branch can be used as a handle for a paddle.

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I should have know there's a catch. The paddle is broken.

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That's what we were looking for. One for Anne and one for her grandma.

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Yes?...

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...but I thought that an innocent flower would express my happiness at meeting you.

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I hope you like it...

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Oh, dear! I'm really touched. That's the nicest thing anybody has done for me in last ten years! Thank you from all my heart!

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You're welcome.

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Do you think you could lend me the feather duster now?

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But of course, I can't see why I shouldn't help such a nice young man like you...

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Thank you very much.

Mark would also like to give the second flower to Anne.

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Er... I wonder... I wonder if you would like to get some... Er... I mean... I have something I would like to give you, because... Uh... I think you are... And...

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Hey! I don't bite!

That's kind of disappointing...

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I see you want to tell me something nice. Just use simple words...

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Simple words?!

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Yes, simple words make things simple.

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Oh, yes. OK. Simple words. OK. Here I go.

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Me like you and want give you flower.

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Well, you should try something more complicated.

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Uh... Sorry... I just... I just brought you a flower.

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Oh?...

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Do you like it?

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You're charming.

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As a matter of fact...

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Oh, yes... I just wanted to say that you're charming too.

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I guess I should say thanks.

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We have a feather duster, a true Polish boy only needs one more thing to create a real grenade...

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We gather some dust.

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And we can paint the potatoe.

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Mark tries to flush out the animal that's hiding in the hollow...

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...but the grenade is thrown back...

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...and explodes right in Mark's face.

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An owl laughs at him but also flies away.

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The branch just isn't close enough to the wall for Mark to make the jump.

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I'm afraid so. The guard says the boy's really desperate.

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He's starting to get on my nerves. And what am I paying you for?

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Should I...

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Not yet. Let's give him last chance.
 

lightbane

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The Old Ones have woken from their slumber! :incline:
I like the game's strange sense of humor.
 

Jim Cojones

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Location
Przenajswietsza Rzeczpospolita
We acquired a shotgun yesterday so we can use it to scare crows sitting on a scarecrow.

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Listen, guys. I want you to get outta here at once!

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...

No response.

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Or I'll have to shoot.

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...

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With a real gun. I think.

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...

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There are couple items we want to take from the scarecrow, dive mask and fins.

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When we combine them, we get... mask and fins.

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There is an anchor there, barely visible left to a sunken boat. If we don't click it fast enough, Mark will run out of air and will have to swim back to the shore before he can grab it.

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We can use it to create a climbing hook, we only need a rope. Luckily for us, Anne's grandmother is no longer drying clothes so we can use the one next to her house.

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I didn't ask if I could take the rope. It's really rude to take someone else's property without their permission. And I might get caught, of course. And they will put me in jail and nobody will respect me anymore. I could really ruin my life doing that.

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Let's move a bit farther from the guard.

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And he falls after we do that.

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Let me guess... THE BOY?!?...

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Bingo.

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Why do I have to do everything?! Can't you do anything yourself?

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Shall I kill him or just beat him to pieces?

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You're stupid. There are ...better ways... I'll handle it myself. Now get out! I have to change my clothes.

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How do you do, my friend. My people told me you tried to get inside my mansion. Why?

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Er... You see... I'm here to... To... I mean, I'm here on my vacations, but I got sick of all these green plants and trees around and I just wanted to lick some civilisation.

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Well... I can understand you, my friend. I also think that the natural environment for us, people of 20th century is TV and a bag of pop-corn. But talking about the green stuff... I can't allow you to enter my house, because... uhm... because it's... being... under renovation, but as a rich man I'll give you a hundred bucks so you can buy yourself something that will help you survive here. A walkman for example. What do you say?

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What do you take me for?!

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Here, let's make your pocket fat.

And he drops the banknote on the ground.

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I will NEVER take this! Never!

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Don't get so excited. Pecunia non olet. I'll leave now. Don't be shy and pick up the banknote. Noone has to know... Good bye, my friend.

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I can't believe he treated me like that. By the way... Peculiar non omelette?...

Let's look at that banknote.

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I found your name on a banknote some fatso gave me. Do you know anything about it?

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Show me the banknote.

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Hey, what's up?!

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Oh, poor me!...

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Why are you crying?!

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This... this... Oh, poor me! Our... our neighbour, Mr. John Noty gave me some money one day and said that if I gave him a kiss he'd give me more but I thought it over and I gave him all the money back.

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You mean, that pig tried to buy you?!

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I'm so unhappy!

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Oh, man! That does it!

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Mark activates berserker rage.

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So, you can expect the final update to be full of gore, Mark will surely find lots of ways to torture Mr. Noty. :D Oh, and I have uploaded the intro sequence on Youtube and added it to the post on the first page.
 

Jim Cojones

Prophet
Joined
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Messages
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Location
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Finally we get to the mansion of infamous John Noty.

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The doors and stairs lead to following rooms:

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Good day, Mr. Robot.

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Hey, yo, wassup my man, you know what I'm sayin'? Call me Mike, you know what I'm sayin'?

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Er... Are you sure everything's all right with your program?...

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What's da problem, man?! Neva seen da rappin' robo-safe, you know what I'm sayin'?

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Actually, never.

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I'm brand new, bro. Fresh stuff, you know what I mean? Smart people sez da robots should be for everybody, you know what I'm sayin', so they gave me human personality, you know what I mean? Cool, ain't that?

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Khm... Yeah, great. So you're some kind of safe?

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That's right, man. Totally reliable, you know what I'm sayin'? If you wanna ger me open, you gotta prove you're da owner. Now check diz (CENSORED) out: I can judge if it's the right homie by three things: view, scent and da voice. You know what I'm saying'?

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But will you please open ...yourself... just to let me see what you got inside?

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Sorry, bro. You don't look like da owner, you don't smell like him and your voice is kinda different. Now (CENSORED), you know what I mean?

One more try.

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Sezame, open...

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(CENSORED), you (CENSORED).

Well, we need something that looks like Noty, something that sounds like Noty and something that smells like Noty. Maybe the cook will be helpful.

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Go away. I'm busy. Working. Dinner soon. Gotta hurry.

Or maybe not.

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Aye, captain.

For now we only need a bottle of chilli from here.

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We'll also search the house for a piece of paper, a bottle of cognac and a cork.

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Mark thinks about drinking it but he decides it wouldn't be appropriate.

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Nah, I don't want to deprave the kids.

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We can try to fool the cook into adding cognac to the stew...

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...but we need to change the labels.

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The bottle's the same, but I doubt if it's enough to fool anyone.

First, we can immerse chilli bottle in hot water and peel off the etiquette.

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The cork is a bit too small.

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Don't you think you should add a little bit of chilli?

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Add? Why?

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I see you're not happy with the stew you're cooking. Maybe you should try to spice it up a little?

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Well... That's good idea. Luckily I've got something here.

And he adds a bit of cognac to the stew.

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This... hic!... This chillllleeeeeeeee... hep! Must have been fermented... The stew yyys spoiled aaand I'm fired! Hic!

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Now that he's gone, we can check the fridge.

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Next time we open the fridge, the Eskimo disappears.

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We have to go back upstairs and get another sheet of paper from the library.

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Paper starts to burn and we can use it to unfreeze the meat.

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Meat goes to stew, we don't need it, we're just interested in the bag. It can be used to store Noty's sock. otherwise Mark refuses to take it.

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I never liked veal anyway.

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There's one more thing we need to collect the sock.

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Something that smells like Noty -
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OK, this one requires a bit of pixel hunting. Among all the books in the library...

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...there is a single one that has just a bit different description.

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If I recall correctly, this puzzle is randomized. The book title changes between multiple playthroughs but there's always one of six possible colours mentioned.

Now we need to open a brown drawer.

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This one.

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Wow! A secret compartment!

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There are two more items in the drawers that we might put to use.

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Wow! There's a dictaphone inside!

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There's a polaroid inside! I might need that.

We have a video tape, a camera and a dictaphone - if the tape has a recording of John Noty, we shall be able to get all we need to open the safe.

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It can't be controlled manually! I hate it!

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A remote is hidden inside the newspaper and drops on the floor while Marks takes the paper to read it.

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The same as usual... Disasters... Corruption... Murders... Puzzle... Half-naked babes...

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I gotta subscribe.

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The tape started! Gee...

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...I'm daaaancing and siiiinging...

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It's John Noty...

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raaaain!...

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...singing to the camera!

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...what a beaaaaatifuuuul...

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Although he definitely shouldn't.

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...feeling...

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I can't believe it.

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...haaaappy agaaaain!...

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What a horror.

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...just dancing in the raaaain...

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My neighbour's dog will do it better.

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...la, laaaaa!...

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I've had enough.

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...la, la! La, laaaa...

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Something that looks like Noty -
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But recording the sound turns out to be a bit more difficult.

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I can't record anything until I find some batteries.

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I don't need this radio, but I can use its batteries. Unfortunately I never know where to open those Japanese babies.

We can make up for Mark's technical ineptitude by using brute force.

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Wow! Two 1.5V batteries!

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Something that sounds like Noty -
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The robot should now open the safe for us.

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Security test: voice, scent, view. Scent positively identified. I don't like water too, bro.

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Mike, run the view test.

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Security test: voice, scent, view. View positively identified. Next time stand a bit closer, man.

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Mike, run the voice test.

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Security test: voice, scent, view. Voice positively identified. Nice song, man.

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Let's read it.

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Goodbye again.

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Let's say I haven't heard that. Is Mr. John Noty home?

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Yeah, but he said you can't get in.

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Me! Why?!

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Your last invention cost him two walls.

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Oh, that time machine... But now I have some...

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Not to mention the disapearance of his cat.

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The cat is happier than any of us now! If the world still exists in XXV century. Never mind. You just have to let me in.

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Oh yeah?

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Or I'll tell Mr. John Noty you drink on duty.

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You're bluffing. You have no proof.

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Yeah, but you never know.

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Ok, get in, you filthy terrorist. Just don't tell anybody.

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Of course. Thank you.

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I remember when you killed my servant, testing your bullet-proof T-shirt.

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That was a long time ago...

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Or like you made rapping robo-safe, which goes mad every time I ask it to open.

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You got a bad attitude...

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Or like you sold me the recipe for girls' heart-breaking.

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Money didn't work?

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Nope.

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Strange. Usually it works.

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Or when you...

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ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT! Let's forget this! I already tested my new invention on myself!

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Really?

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Really. I can demonstrate it.

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Ok, I'll take my chance.

The scientist takes a pill.

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Ultimate gnome-maker.

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Khm, it's just a side effect. Sometimes I can't control my inventions. But don't worry, it lasts only a second.

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I hope so.

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Well, have you noticed anything else unusual?

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Nope.

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Great! So the pills still work!

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Oh yeah?

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Yes! Check out your wallet!

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My wallet is still... Where is my wallet?! You thief!

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Take it easy, here's your wallet.

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I demand an explanation.

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Hah! This is the best thing I have ever invented!

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What's that?

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You didn't see me steal you wallet, because I have eaten...

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THE TIME PILL!

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The time pill?

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Yes! Anyone who eats it, lives 1000 times faster than the rest of the world!

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That means...

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That means the world for this person moves 1000 times slower! Only for a few seconds, though...

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Well... That's interesting. But what's the use?

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I don't care. Think about it. You could, for example, get in the cinema without a ticket, and nobody would notice you.

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Of course! Great! I want to buy the patent!

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That's the problem... As you know, my uncel Gallagher used to invent the best things when he was ...let's say...

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...drunk...

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...intoxicated. And the same happened to me (sigh). So last night I woke up with a horrible headache and found those pills. I don't remember how I made them.

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Oh no!

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But I may try to work on them. I need your money for that. Let's make a deal. You build me a new laboratory and stuff and I'll five you my rights.

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You'll give me the patent?!

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Yes. All I care about is the respect of the science society respect. And Nobel. You know, honoris causa here and there, interviews...

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All right, You got the deal. Prepare the list of necessary equipment.

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Wonderful.

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But I will use him. The time pills... I won't be selling them to those stupid people! I don't care about the patent! I could rob any bank without being seen! Faster than light! I need to steal some money or gold for this mad man's laboratory. But soon... I'll get rich. Veeeery rich. I feel Like I could... like I could...

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I always wanted to say that.

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That's how it all happened... That's why nobody has seen how things were being stolen... It's a really dangerous invention! I HAVE TO stop John Noty! Somehow. Boy! Those pills I took from Mike must be... Oh, no! I can hear somebody coming!

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I need more money for the security system. I've only two men and...

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More and more! It's all I hear!

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All right, I'll explain again...

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Right, there's just one final update left and it will definitely be much shorter than this one.
 

Jim Cojones

Prophet
Joined
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Messages
2,101
Location
Przenajswietsza Rzeczpospolita
Instinct tells us to use one of the pills to run past Noty and his associate but Mark has a much better idea.

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I have to buy an old-fasioned safe. That stupid robot went mad again. I hate it. CLOSE, YOU PIECE OF JUNK!

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I just received some information from the professor. He's asked you to the laboratory. He says he's found out the structure of the pills.

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Third time this week. Oh, all right, all right! I'm coming!...

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Noty has left something on the drawer.

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We can now open a secret entrance to the laboratory.

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If we want Mark to pass to the other side of the room there's no other way but to use a time pill.

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This time-effect really doesn't last long...

Rotation can be stopped with the switch right there.

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Definitely ...hic!... yes.

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Great!

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I have to stop them! There's no time to waste!

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But something goes wrong...

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You really play on my nerves. It was a good idea not to save money on the security system... This force field is indestructible! Hah!

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He's got a gun!

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No, no!

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Shut up!

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It's not worth it!

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Oh really?

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I don't want to...

Here come the big guns!

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The poor professor has fainted...

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But... How... I DON'T UNDERSTAND ANYTHING!!!

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It's very easy. We attached a secret micro-camera to your cap. This way we knew all the time what was happening.

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You have seen when I?...

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I don't want to embarrass you. You did a good job for RGB.

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But John Noty has escaped!

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He's not important. We have the professor, you'll give us the pills. Sorry, but you can't keep them for yourself.

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Okay, but... Could you please give me just a minute? I have some private business to do with this scum.

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All right. But hurry up.

Here's an entrance to another secret room:

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You've lost, mister! The police are surrounding the building!

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Don't be stupid. Didn't you think I'd have a secret way out?

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Oh yeah? What's that?

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Like I'm going to tell you... Get lost, you little creep. I'm busy.

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I'll have to disarm you. Be nice and surrender without problems.

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I don't have time for jokes. Get the hell out of here, before I point my gun at you again.

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I warn you...

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Where do they sell bores like you?

This guy is no different than rats in Fallout. Diplomacy simply doesn't work on him. Well...

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He'll be okay. Just... oh, look, here he goes...

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He got what he deserved. But we've wasted enough time. Let's go!

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No! Wait! I have to see Anne!

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Erm... You can't.

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Why is that?!

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You see... Anne was our man. She was ordered to keep an eye on you in case the microcamera got out of order. And she was also your motivation...

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I don't believe you!

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She has already gone off on her next mission. Sorry.

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I guess grandma was involved too?

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No, she's from here. We payed her.

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Now that's interesting. Because of so, why did I have so many problems?...

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We were pumping up your determination. We counted on you to have some strong will. We were not wrong, were we?

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You treat people like animals in an experiment. You're ruthless...

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It worked, didn't it?

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This is all so unbelievable. Maybe you're gonna tell me that the dog is a masked agent... the old man was my guard... and you're form Mars?!

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It's not a soap opera, it's just usual agent work. But hey, join the RGB and you could work with Anne there!

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Well... I'll think about it.

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Great. It was a pleasure to see you in action!

Back in RGB headquarters.

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I have already read a very detailed report.

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But what happened to the professor?

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Oh, that poor man has forgotten the pill recipe again. We'll fibe him the best laboratory we can. Right now we have only those few pills you gave us.

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And John Noty?

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Don't worry. his greediness will be punished.

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I hope so... And one more little thing... You have promissed me something...

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Me?...

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You said you'll make me an official agent... 'Girls love secret agents'. Remember?

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(sigh) A promise is a promise... Let me think.

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All right. Come here.

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...blah...blah...blah...blah...blah...blah...for our country.

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And after the credit roll we also have this:

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That's all, folks!

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It must have fallen out of the jar!... Cool.

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Thank you all for following the thread, I hope you had fun reading the LP. Enjoy your brofists!
 

lightbane

Arcane
Joined
Dec 27, 2008
Messages
10,156
It took you a while, but finally, the LP is over. Thank you for your effort to entertain us. :salute:
 

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