okashii
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- Dec 11, 2008
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No mods. Default difficulty. No official expansions or plugins.
Let's see how well this award winning* RPG of the year 2002 holds on his own.
* In September 2003, Morrowind received the dubious honour of ranking 21st on GameSpy's "25 Most Overrated Games" list, for its "buggy, repetitive, and dull gameplay". [Wikipedia.org]
Bring it bitch!
We begin our adventure as a soon to be released prisoner arriving by ship in Seyda Neen.
"Stand up, there you go. You were dreaming. What's your name?"
Jiub seems friendly, but for all we know he could be a murderous thief, so we decide not to share our name with him.
You need to type in your name.
*presses space key & clicks ok* Your move Mr. Todd
"Well, not even the last night's storm could wake you. I heard them say we've reached Morrowind. I'm sure they'll let us go."
Us?
We follow the guard up on deck where we see two places from which we could escape from the ship:
The empty space in the railing on the right.
Or run off the plank connecting the bridge with the ship.
I don't think so..*casts invisible wall*
That is so low.
Defeated by lazy and cheap design, we follow the linear path of character creation.
"You finally arrived, but our records don't show from where."
"Great I'm sure you'll fit right in. Follow me up to the office and they'll finish your release."
"Ahh yes, we've been expecting you. You'll have to be recorded before you're officially released. there are a few ways we can do this, and the choice is yours."
We chose to fill out the form ourselves and leave as many blanks as possible so that we are harder to track down if we commit any crimes in the future.
"Show your papers to the Captain when you exit to get your release fee."
"Continue through to the next building, and talk to Sellus Gravius."
What the hell? Why is this door locked? I need to go through it to continue.
It won't open unless you take the ring from the barrel on the left.
Wow, it sounds like a very important ring. Maybe I can't even finish the main quest without it...
...
Fuck you and your ring Todd! I'm out of here...
We jump through the wall on the right in this corner and enter the building from the front.
"Welcome to Morrowind. When you leave this office you are free..."
"...free to perform duties for the Emperor Uriel Septim VII"
"Take this package to Caius Cosades in Balmora. Here's 87 gold and directions on how to get there."
Finally! We regain full controll over our character and our destiny.
Updated my journal.
Let's see what I wrote...
Hmm "...I must..." We'll see about that Mr. Journal
Let's see how well this award winning* RPG of the year 2002 holds on his own.
* In September 2003, Morrowind received the dubious honour of ranking 21st on GameSpy's "25 Most Overrated Games" list, for its "buggy, repetitive, and dull gameplay". [Wikipedia.org]
Bring it bitch!
We begin our adventure as a soon to be released prisoner arriving by ship in Seyda Neen.
"Stand up, there you go. You were dreaming. What's your name?"
Jiub seems friendly, but for all we know he could be a murderous thief, so we decide not to share our name with him.
You need to type in your name.
*presses space key & clicks ok* Your move Mr. Todd
"Well, not even the last night's storm could wake you. I heard them say we've reached Morrowind. I'm sure they'll let us go."
Us?
We follow the guard up on deck where we see two places from which we could escape from the ship:
The empty space in the railing on the right.
Or run off the plank connecting the bridge with the ship.
I don't think so..*casts invisible wall*
That is so low.
Defeated by lazy and cheap design, we follow the linear path of character creation.
"You finally arrived, but our records don't show from where."
"Great I'm sure you'll fit right in. Follow me up to the office and they'll finish your release."
"Ahh yes, we've been expecting you. You'll have to be recorded before you're officially released. there are a few ways we can do this, and the choice is yours."
We chose to fill out the form ourselves and leave as many blanks as possible so that we are harder to track down if we commit any crimes in the future.
"Show your papers to the Captain when you exit to get your release fee."
"Continue through to the next building, and talk to Sellus Gravius."
What the hell? Why is this door locked? I need to go through it to continue.
It won't open unless you take the ring from the barrel on the left.
Wow, it sounds like a very important ring. Maybe I can't even finish the main quest without it...
...
Fuck you and your ring Todd! I'm out of here...
We jump through the wall on the right in this corner and enter the building from the front.
"Welcome to Morrowind. When you leave this office you are free..."
"...free to perform duties for the Emperor Uriel Septim VII"
"Take this package to Caius Cosades in Balmora. Here's 87 gold and directions on how to get there."
Finally! We regain full controll over our character and our destiny.
Updated my journal.
Let's see what I wrote...
Hmm "...I must..." We'll see about that Mr. Journal