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Completed Let's play: The Shivah (Finished)

Erebus

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Darth Roxor said:
Isn't it obvious?

Do you think it should be obvious ?
 

Darth Roxor

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Well then, let's try approaching Mrs Lauder one more time

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BLABLABLABLABLA, who are you?

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Eight years ago, Rabbi Russell Stone?

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Oh...

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You have a lot of nerve coming here.

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Well, I'm sorry about that.

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Oh, you're SORRY, are you? I'm so glad to hear that. Jack would LOVE to hear that you're sorry.

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He knows already, mrs Lauder.

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Too late, rabbi. Too late. What do you want?

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BLABLABLABLABLA

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Why shouldn't a rabbi play at being detective? You want to investigate, rabbi Stone? Be my guest.

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I'll have to ask you some questions about what happened.

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Can't you just ask the police?

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They won't talk to me, I'm a suspect.

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Fine, fine. Ask whatever you want.

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How did Jack die?

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He was shot, right in the head. At close range, according to the police.

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I'm sorry, mrs Lauder.

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He was in the showroom, working late. That's all I know

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What business was your husband in?

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We were in business together, fashion design. High-end casual wear - shirts, blouses, slacks. I'd design, and he'd sell.

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Was the business successful?

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We did alright. It was tough at first, but things have been picking up over the last few years. We sell to mainly boutique stores, but Macy's has bought several pieces from us. And Saks was interested.

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And what happens to the business now, are you going to run it by yourself?

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I guess I could, but not right away. And definitely not in that showroom.

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I can understand that. Where is that showroom?

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Why, you wan't to have a look?

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It can't hurt.

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This is crazy, you really want to do this?

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Yes.

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Sure, if you want to have a look, go ahead. Just because trained police officers couldn't find anything, doesn't mean a rabbi can't. The building is 1407 broadway, room 903.

Well, of course a rabbi will find more. He has divine guidance o_@

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You've covered up the mirror.

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Yes, it's what you're supposed to do, right?

Damn Jewish habits

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Well, yes, but...

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I know, I'm not jewish. I'm probably doing it all wrong, but it feels right. Is it right, rabbi?

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Well, we learned before that pissing her off is not the wisest idea, so let's play along

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It's... perfect.

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Thank you.

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How are you holding up, mrs Lauder?

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Fine. As well as can be expected.

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What is the name of your business?

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Sharming Fashion Company.

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'Sharming'?

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Yes, it's a strange name, but it has meaning behind it. It's based on my family's name - Sharma. And it sounds like 'charming'.

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I get it.

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Real cute. (smug rabbi :smug: )

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I'm going to leave now. I'll see what else I can discover.

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Thanks, I guess. Rabbi Stone?

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Yes?

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About eight years ago... could you just tell me why?

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Were you and Jack happy?

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Yes. Yes we were.

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Then my reasons don't matter.

That would be all for this conversation, let's investigate das office:

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Charming indeed...

Let's check the computor, 'cause everything else here is useless.

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Now, now... what could be the password?

Definitely not Sharma, since the guy seemed to be obsessed with his wife, eh?

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Cha-ching! Rabbi Stone has 1337 haxxung skillz. Let's invade Jack's mail.

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Damn spam, you can't escape from it even in adventure games.

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Interesting. It would appear Jack got himself into some serious shit lately.

J.D.M.? A rotten deal? Hmm... this was worth looking into.

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This looks interesting.

Message is as follows:

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So, we have Stone's reasons for excommunicating Jack - he wanted to marry a non-Jewish woman. And Rabbi Orthodox didn't like that.

Let's check the ledgers:

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A lot indeed, at least 8 of them, and all for some rather big sums, a lot bigger than the fashion stores that followed:

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We'll look into that synagogue later. It should be a good source of info.

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Remember the inventory? Well, there's also a second 'inventory' where you store clues:

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Jack Lauder received a few urgent emails from Ethan G. I need to find out more about this person.

Jack Lauder received an email from Ethan G., discussing a meeting with JDM.

Jack Lauder's ledger showed several personal checks written out to a 'Joe DeMarco'.


JDM? Joe DeMarco? Sounds rather similar, doesn't it?

So we use clue number 3 on clue number 2

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That had to be it

No shit, Sherlock. Or more like SIDELOCK, amirite.

Let's return to mrs Lauder and ask about Ethan G. or DeMarco.

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We get the option to consult our notes:

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Ethan... Ethan... The name SOUNDS familiar, but I can't place it, sorry. To be honest, I didn't really keep up with the business side of things. Is he involved?

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Hard to say.

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Have you ever heard of the name 'Joe DeMarco'?

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Joe? Yes, I've heard of Joe. He was one of our first investors.

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He invested in Sharming? Why did you need an investor?

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Well, we didn't have much money to start the business with. All the banks saw us a poor risk, so we needed independent investors (Is that a hidden message about the game's development?)

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Have you ever met Joe?

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Jack handled the money stuff. Although I know Jack didn't like him.

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Why not?

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He didn't say, he just didn't like him. We were desperate, so we had no choice.

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How did they meet eachother?

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I think they were introduced at the temple, of all places.

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At temple? So Joe DeMarco is Jewish? (JEW DeMarco, EH? :smug:)

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Maybe, why?

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'DeMarco' is not a very Jewish name...

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And that's important to you, is it?

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Not to me, no. But it's certainly significant

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Ethan Gee...? The name sounds familiar, but I can't place it.

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You really think Joe DeMarco is Jewish?

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I told you, I have no idea.

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I'm going to leave now, see what else I can discover.

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Thanks... I guess.

And that's all for now. An intrigue is finally starting to uncover a bit. In the next update, we'll invade the synagogue Jack used to attend, and interrogate the locals with extreme preJEWdice.

...

Perhaps I should stop with the stupid Jew-related puns?
 
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ElectricOtter

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This game is in desperate need of more EXTREME dialogue and collargrabbing.
And motorbikes.
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i love that gif
 

Darth Roxor

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PlanHex said:
This game is in desperate need of more EXTREME dialogue and collargrabbing.
And motorbikes.
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It will be there, I promise. Although it'll start pretty much in the second half, but it'll be there.
Maybe except motorbikes :(
 

Wyrmlord

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Commander Sheperd and Thornton are nothing when placed against a really angry rabbi.
 

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Awright, let's look into the synagogue that Jack used to attend.

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Score!

Now, who the hell is rabbi Zelig?

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Right, we have background on the people running the place, and the synagogue itself. Time for a rabbinical visit.

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Oh my, that's one fancy synagogue.

Services must have ended, as they hadn't gotten around to putting the Torah away yet

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I can't believe they're just leaving it for anyone to come in and take it They must have dozens of them in a back room somewhere.

Oh, btw, did I mention already that the music in this game is awesome? Very Arcanum-ish, mostly using very somber-sounding violins.

The cantor's lectern was an elegant affair made from lacquered oak. It looked brand new.

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Meh, I've seen better

A large, tasteful, stained glass window surveyed the synagogue from its high vantage point

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I suppose it's okay...

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Ethan Goldberg, eh? Perhaps this could be our Ethan G. This is worth looking into later. Let's get into the local rabbi's office.

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That's a veteran rabbi.

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Rabbi, actually. Rabbi Stone.

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Well, fancy that. I can always spare time for a fellow rabbi. What brings you to our humble synagogue?

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Do you know mr Jack Lauder?

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Should I know mr Jack Lauder?

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Don't you think you SHOULD know mr Jack Lauder?

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Why do you think so?

This is going nowhere fast...

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Wasn't he a member of your congregation?

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Was he?

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Don't you know your own congregation?

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Am I supposed to know everybody?

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Well...

Amos broke out into an angelic smile

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Are you finished?

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I guess...

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Wonderful!

Well, snap. Guess we just got... outrabbied :shock:

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He was a member of your congregation. He died a few days ago.

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That's right, the funeral service was yesterday. I honestly don't know where my head is these days.

This guy has as Jewish voiceacting as you can imagine.

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You conducted the ceremony?

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Yes, his wife insisted on it.

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Did she now?

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If I may ask you, what is your interest with mr Lauder?

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Let's try being rabbinical again

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Aren't all matters of our flock our concern?

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Well, not ALL matters. But we still do what we can, don't we?

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Is there anything you can tell me about mr Jack Lauder?

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I'm afraid not, rabbi Stone. My congregation is rather large, and mr Lauder seldom attented services. I'm sure I don't need to tell you what that's like.

So, first he says he barely remembers him at all, even though he did the funeral service yesterday and now he says that he remembers him not attending services too often? Can you spell 'Jewish conspiracy'?

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You certainly don't

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Ethan Gee...? Is that his name?

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Just an initial, as far as I know.

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Ah, well, nothing leaps to mind, I'm afraid.

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Does the name Joe DeMarco mean anything to you?

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DeMarco? Sounds Italian. Other than that, it means nothing, sorry.

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Did a Joe DeMarco belong to this temple?

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That's hardly a Jewish name. Although it's difficult to say, as I told you, it's difficult to keep track of individual congregation members.

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He was an investor in Jack Lauder's company. Does that mean anything to you?

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I don't know, should it?

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I suppose not. Good night to you, Rabbi Zelig.

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Good night to you, Rabbi Stone.

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Well then, let's see if we can find anything about this Ethan Goldberg fellow.

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Score!

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Another deader. Hmmm...

Time to visit the crime scene.

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Whoa. This sure is a high quality restaurant.

The man in the corner seemed to be concentrating on his dart game.

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Excuse me?

The man ignored me. This was getting old

The woman seemed to be having an animated conversation with someone who wasn't there. Welcome to New York

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Excuse me? Hello?

She ignored me. She seemed to be staring into space, at something that wasn't there. In another place, another time, I might have stopped to help her. But people like her are a dime a dozen in this city.

The bartender surveyed his domain with the expression of one hoping something better will come along.

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Excuse me

The bartender glared at me with vague disinterest

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I'm looking for information about Ethan Goldberg. He was killed outside this bar.

The bartender shrugged

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Do you know anything about it?

He gave me a glare that told me everything I needed to know about asking more questions

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Do you know a mr Jack Lauder?

The bartender rolled his eyes and began eyeing the other customers. It seemed that he wasn't a very talkative fellow.

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I'm looking for information on Joe DeMarco.

He narrowed his eyes and glared daggers at me. I wasn't going to get any information about him. But was there a flicker of recognition in his eyes?

It would appear that mr DeMarco is not someone you'd want to know.

Time to return to Zelig and confront him about Goldberg.

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I know he used to work here.

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Ethan? Ooooh. What a tragedy. The man did wonders for this community, a shame what happened to him.

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You know about his death?

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Of course. I conducted the funeral service myself.

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I recently found out that Jack Lauder and Ethan did business together.

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Really? I'm not surprised. Ethan offered his services to many people. He was a whiz with an adding machine, so I heard (Truly Jewish :salute: ).

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Doesn't any of this strike you as odd?

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Should it?

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Two Jewish men, both in business together and both belonging to the same synagogue, are killed within two weeks of eachother?

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A third man, who may or may not be Jewish, is nowhere to be found. There are only two connections between these men: One is Jack's business, the other this synagogue.

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Rabbi Stone, I hope you're not suggesting anything.

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I'm not.

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Let me finish. People all over the world use religious communities to network and conduct business (religious communities? More like jewish communities, amirite?). This is nothing new. If there IS a connection, it has to do with their business dealings and nothing with Beth Tikvah. I won't stand for our reputation being tarnished, do I make myself clear?

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As crystal.

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I'm glad we understand eachother. Now if you'll excuse me, it IS rather late.

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I understand, I'll see myself out.

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Now, we have his card... and on it, we have his ravnet login...

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

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COMMENCE 1337 RABBI HAXXUNG.

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Now, what could be the password?

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The clue gives us 'PET'. If you remember what the background info about Zelig, the one that we dug out before visiting him, said, he had a dog named Dodger. Let's try it.

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Pffff, so obvious.

Time to read though his mail.

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Okay, what the hell, there are several emails addressed from joedemarco... but Zelig said he doesn't have any idea who he is?

So the old Jew was lying? Colour me surprised.

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Seems people like Zelig a little bit more than Stone.

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Uh... these are pretty much right after Joe's mail. Hm.

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So, he's also corresponding actively with Jack... but doesn't really remember him when we ask about him. Trust no1.

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Stupid useless mail.

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:smug:

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ICEBURN!

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'It's done'? Wonder what this means...

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Oh...

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A silly coincidence that after every email from Joe DeMarco someone dies, eh?

Another silly coincidence that Zelig seems to be a good acquaintance of his, since he recommended him to Jack as an 'investor'.

Not to mention that he's a Jew. And a rabbi at that, too. Apparently, also greedy and rich by the looks of his synagogue.

THE PLOT THICKENS!

Next update will feature collar-grabbing, I promise that. Also, we're about three updates from the end, so bear with me. This game is, unfortunately, very, very short :<
 
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Erebus

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Does the game allow you to do the smart thing and forward these incriminating mails to the police ?
 

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Erebus said:
Does the game allow you to do the smart thing and forward these incriminating mails to the police ?

Well, when you think about it, these mails really aren't that incriminating. You'd probably only dig yourself further, since you've basically just snatched someone's email address :wink:
 

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In the last update, we uncovered bits of what seems to be an evil jewish conspiracy. Today, we'll go deeper and find out more about what takes place behind the scenes of Manhattan.

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Let us go to the bar and try to get some more info about DeMarco now that we have some background on him.

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Hmmm, I just noticed there's a graphical glitch here, showing a severed arm hanging from the wall.

Extreme

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But wait, what's this? Some new face enters this hive of scum and villainy.

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Let's pester him a bit.

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Nice night.

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Whatever.

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What's your name?

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Look, could you leave me alone?

It looked like this was that type of place where people didn't want to be bothered

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Do you know a Joe DeMarco?

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Sure I do. That's my name.

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Really?

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Yeah, what of it?

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You're a hard guy to track down.

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Well, yippie, you found me. What do you want?

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Are you jewish, mr DeMarco?

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Huh? No. What the hell is... 'jewish'?

True American :salute:

His ignorance was either fake or genuine. Either way, I had my answer.

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Nevermind. What's your beef with Ethan Goldberg?

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Never heard of him.

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Your name appears in connection with his.

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Lotsa Ethan Goldbergs. Lotsa Joe DeMarcos. Both are common names. You've got nothing, so leave me alone.

Oh my, getting defensive, aren't we?

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Ethan was killed just outside of this bar.

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Coincidence. You still got nothing.

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Do you know Rabbi Zelig?

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What's a rabbi?

Joe DeMarco rolls for bluff against Rabbi Stone, DC:38. Natural 1. Critical failure.

Was he being serious? His true intentions were hidden behind those dull, glassy eyes. A ruse? Or plain ignorance? It was impossible to tell

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His full name is Amos Zelig.

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Nope, sorry.

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What's your connection with Jack Lauder?

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Don't know him.

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Sure you do, he wrote you a number of checks.

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Whoever he wrote 'em, it wasn't me.

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Your name is on the checks...

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Then it's some other Joe DeMarco. Get outta here.

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Your name comes up yet again, mr DeMarco. This time in several emails addressed to Rabbi Zelig.

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So?

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So what's the deal?

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It wasn't me. It was another Joe.

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Can it! Sing another tune, 'cause I'm sick of the old one. It's enough evidence to book you, if I choose to go to the police. So are you going to tell me what's going on?

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Fine. You wanna talk? Let's talk. But not here.

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This is totally not a trap. I mean, he seems like a reasonable chap, what could possibly go wrong?

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Oh my, he's got a knife.

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[intelligence] I see. You're an assassin.

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I had a feeling you were smart.

THREE-DAWG, IS THAT YOU?

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Your people are in this very, very deep.

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My people? You mean the jews?

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A very cozy operation.

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What sort of operation was that?

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Don't think I'll be doing that. Professional courtesy. Say goodbye.

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You think I'll go so easily?

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Don't make me laugh, old man.

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Now, this is another place where you have to be careful which dialogue choices you take or...

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You're a despicable human being

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Yes

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Rabbi Stone attempts to dodge with AC: 28. Rolls natural 20, succeeds.

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And getting paid a bundle for it!

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How can you live with yourself?

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I've been doing this since I was twelve years old. I got used to it.

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How does a twelve year old commit murder?

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Same as anyone. Someone asked me to, so I did.

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You do everything people ask you to?

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If the price is right

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What happened to you? Why are you so angry?

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Stop asking me these stupid questions! I AM WHAT I AM, all right?

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Commence armchair psychology.

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Tell me about your childhood.

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End armchair psychology.

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Shut. UP!

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Why are you being so defensive?

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I am NOT being defensive.

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Then put the knife down.

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I don't think so.

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Are you hiding from something?

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What? NO! What the hell are you talking about?

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Are you hiding behind that knife?

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I... well... NO.

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Then put it down.

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Then put it down...

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Like hell I will.

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Care to prove it?

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What?

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Come on, you don't need the knife? Prove it.

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Or are you nothing but a nebbish?

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Rabbi Stone attempts taunt against Joe DeMarco, DC: 13. Rolls 18, succeeds.

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MORPHING TIME.

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Perhaps. Perhaps not.

*punch*

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Argh!

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Oh my, DeMarco sure is fucked now.

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What the hell man?!

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Perhaps you didn't hear me the first time.

*4 punches later*

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COLLAR

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GRAB

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Lemme go, man!

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You have two choices. You can answer my questions...

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Wyrmlord said:
Commander Sheperd and Thornton are nothing when placed against a really angry rabbi.

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WHAT?! You're crazy!

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Am I? Train's coming. Make your choice.

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Fine, fine.

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Who sent you?

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I...

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ANSWER.

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Zelig.

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Zelig?

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He's hooked in deep with the mafioso. Did you know that? He'd find struggling businessmen, like your friends Jack and Ethan, and then hook them up with investors.

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Investors?

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Mafia investors.

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He got them involved with the mob?

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Yes. He got them in debt so deep that they needed a tractor to pull them out. When they refused to pay, I was called in to take care of them.

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So you killed Jack Lauder and Ethan Goldberg...

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Yes.

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I see... Well, one question remains.

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Well then, it's time for... CHOICES AND CONSEQUENCES, BITCH!

I give you, gentle readers, the choice of what Rabbi Balls-of-Stone will do with Joe DeMarco. Will he show mercy? Or will he achieve the final stage of transformation into Judge Dredd?

YOU DECIDE!

Until next time.
 
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God shows mercy. I don't.

On the other hand, showing him mercy might be better because of all the legal shit. Bring him to the police if that's possible.

Since this is a Jewish game, "Eye for an Eye" might be the best thing though.
 

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Show mercy.

Let the mafia know what happens when you mess with the wrong Jew.
 

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Biowhore responce: There is no choice!! You must show mercy and have faith in his goodness (and when he stabs you in the back wait for The Shiva 2 for the consequences)!!!


Angry rabbinical response: Isn't it obvious? THROW HIM AGAINST THE BLOODY TRAIN AS HARD AS YOU CAN!!!


(Intelligence) response: Make a separate save state and see what happens in each situations.
 

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