: Ugh I'm BEAT... Can't wait to drink some beer and relax-
: H-hey, that girl, it's-
: Remi, were you.... Waiting for me??
: Oh... Well, hey, since we're here, would you like to come in for some tea?
: Huh? But it's only 5:00 pm....
: Oh o-ok, bye!
:
*sniffs the empty air* Man, she's PRETTY and POLITE... And even talks to me now! This is too much!!
[LATER THAT NIGHT]
: Wha-!? This shit again??
: A god? It's pitch black and I can't see anything.
:
AGENT HAS IMPROVED!
:
Man, that was some funky shit! I really need to cut down on the drinking...
: ................GOOD ONE! xD
: Guess I'll hit downtown tonight, see if Misako is around. She actually seemed to enjoy giggling at me!
[LATER IN COLLEGE]
:
B-bouncing... Biggu... BOIN!!?
: Woah! *wipes mouth* Haha, no way...
: Oh yeah??
: What... How!?!
: .......nah. It doesn't concern me, OK.
: Yeah, h-haha! See you around...
:
....DAMN IT TO HELL! If it's that creep.... I want to PUKE!
[AFTER CLASSES]
: Woah- Miyuki! What's up??
:
Aw man, she's so sweet and gentle... The very opposite of the generic thot.
:
....guess I failed my charisma check or something?? Big surprise, it's only capped at ZERO :/
: Hey, nice dress, it really suits you, you could be a model! Wanna hang out or something?
:
..........Betas pay, Chads slay... But... A-an actual date! With a GIRL!
:
Although, set meal for 2500 yen... Fuck that's expensive! *checks wallet* Goddamn Janior! I... I...
: I WILL TREAT YOU, SURE!
: (.......somehow..... fuuuuuuck)
: Yeah ok- hey! You were testing me!
: ...(you'll do, eh)...
: Y-yeah, hahaha, I love Chinese restaurants.
:
*sighs* .....is there ANY place on this Earth where I can be free from these CHINKS!?
: No, it's true! I was only speaking my heart.
: All men? Has someone else said that to you?? Anyway, I'm not like most men ok, I'm a weirdo! xD
: Seriously? You can give it to me straight, you know...
: W-WOAH! V-VULGAR! :/
: G-gosh!! I... I have no words....
: Tricked.... By what kind of woman?
: Heh, w-who would buy something like that... *sweats profusely*
:
*gulps* This is... TOO MUCH!!
[ON THE WAY OUT]
:
........sheeeeeeeit :/
: Well, she's the Vice President of the Student Council, everyone knows that!
:
Huh? Guess she's RICH as well... So even *further* out of my league...
: So hey, Mayumi, thanks for the dinner!
:
She's nice looking, objectively, but... What was it with all that VULGAR business?
:
Come to think of it, there is some subset of trashy Japanese girls who go after white guys...... oh no!
:
Did I just date a.... GAIJIN HUNTER? :O
-2 passion, +1 appearance, -5 fatigue, -2 studies, -2 strength, +29 artistic achievement (!!)
(Note the LACK of passion despite going on a DATE - this is a powerful omen)