Let's Play Widenyo (SFW!!!!!!!)

[TheEntitledOne]

Hiro is the alias of one of the Alicesoft dudes iirc. And the name of the game is "waidonyo"

Oh well, that makes sense. iirc the boss himself is represented as the hanny king.

And about the name, I'm pretty sure the name comes from being a widescreen remake (and ''nyo'' is what that girl at the beggining says). Not sure what would be the best translation.

 

[TheEntitledOne]

Fuck I tried that map again twice and failed. I will need someone with lots of range and AoE.

But later I pick an ore.


....

Something awesome happens.

Nin nin!

She is good, not much HP, but high attack, movement and critical.

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I get another girl...

We visit another portal...

We appear in some kind miniature world, fighting Cat-Mech...

We win and keep advancing.

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In level 39 we get into another portal...

The objective here is to survive 8 turns. The blue guys are too strong...

We manage to run away...

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We make it to LEVEL 40. We find an ore...

This guy seems to be quite good.


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In level 41 we investigate a portal.

We enter the second galmonster battle.

After a dificult fight, we win...

We get a Kyankyan...

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We keep advancing...

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After summoning a treasure hunting kid, the producer does something weird...

https://dl.dropbox.com/u/60906133/8wwwyyhfg10_ActiveWindow.jpg

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Later we get an ore and...

One of the best wizards!


I level her and assault another portal.

We are in some kind of siege.

We broke their lines and victory is ours.

We rescue this guy.

He is a good mage too.

I think he is a wizard that shows up in Rance VI.

 

[Lindblum]

I hope to see you using Rance only characters as your main units.

 

[Cenobyte]

Hiro is the alias of one of the Alicesoft dudes iirc. And the name of the game is "waidonyo"

Oh well, that makes sense. iirc the boss himself is represented as the hanny king.

And about the name, I'm pretty sure the name comes from being a widescreen remake (and ''nyo'' is what that girl at the beggining says). Not sure what would be the best translation.

Yes, that sounds totally like Alicesoft. But you have to remember that the Japanese language uses English words after the pronounciation, not after their original spelling. And the pronounciation of "wide" is like "waid", at least for the Japanese, hence the game is called "waidonyo".

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

This morning I was like

But then I this LP and now I'm

Bump

If you get Rance, How would Nanus convince him to not to murder all the dudes and rape the chicks.

A valid question.

No it isn't, Rance is a master tasteful rapist and can work in mysterious ways.

 

[TheEntitledOne]

Today was a boring day, but then this happened...

I will use on him all the permanent stat boosters I found.

Gahahahahhahaa!

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

Son of a bitch! You got him.

I hoped I could beat you to it.

 

[Lindblum]

 

[Computer Gamer Refugee]

lol,

I would never imagine that a LP of this would be as intersting as it is.

 

[lightbane]

Obviously an inspiration/parody of Super Robot Wars. Too bad the wapanese won't translate these games, ever. They're like the ultimate weaboo game.

PS: Rance, the God of Rape, has heard our prayers!

 

[Lindblum]

Obviously an inspiration/parody of Super Robot Wars. Too bad the wapanese won't translate these games, ever. They're like the ultimate weaboo game.

PS: Rance, the God of Rape, has heard our prayers!

I'm surprised you couldn't tell.

From left to right:
2 Ball
2 Guntank
2 Gundam
2 Gp 03 Gundam (Orchid)

 

[abnaxus]

Can you summon that faggot from Big Bang Age?

 

[TheEntitledOne]

Can you summon that faggot from Big Bang Age?

probably, since I already have his brother. I also got the protagonist of Daiajuki (or whatever it was called).

I willl update tomorrow. And I will update the other lp the weekend.

I hope they make a re-remake of this game some day and add more characters. Or at least the space nazis and the rancespawn.

 

[TheEntitledOne]

I keep advancing and explore the second Polygon World...

This time I have to deal with tanks, subs...

I get an interesting item...

In level 46 there is another ore...

Yay. She is not the best ranged out there, but she has decent reach.
(I hope she doesn't get maternity leave in mid game).

I get another ore from a monster...

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This is my 4th attempt in this map...

In the first turn Shizuka gets an AoE attack and kills an entire group...

Urza kills several others. After killing a few we can move...

We win.

...

We get another ore from a monster...

She is a decent melee character...

I visit another portal.

The objective here is to kill the yellow guy, vut the pink blocks have a strong counterattack.

But we end up winning and get another galmonster.

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We get to level 49. There is another summon ore here.

We get that ore, and we get another one from a monster (lot's of drops lately...).



We summon 2 characters.

Kanami!

And some other girl...

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We visit the portal here...

We have to kill every monster in 4 turns...

We win in 3 turns (and get generic rewards...)

And we get to level 50.

I get this guy from a monster.

Akuji is the protagonist of Daiakuji. Apparently, the plot of that game is the protagonists fight against a feminazi regime. A lesser codex hero.
http://alicesoft.wikia.com/wiki/Daiakuji

He is pretty strong so I will be using him a lot.

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We visit another portal...

The blue guys have a strong ranged atack...

Somehow we manage to win...


We get this guy for our victory...

We reach level 53...

From the ore we get this dude...

Later...

I send Urza alone to another map.

I leveled her a lot, but I didn't manage to defeat them. She would need to attack a foe twice to kill it. But meanwhile the 4 of them attacked and defeated her.
I'm not sure how am I going to win that map...


At level 55 I get Milly Yorks!

She has a very unique personality...

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A great recruit for our cause.

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A bit later I get an ore from a monster. And shit hits the fan...

His first question...

Of course, he joins our cause:

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But the old fart, aka the king doesn't seem to like him...

We all know how this would end.
The king ranceattacked to pieces, Rance and his battle harem take control of Mamatoto.
Princess Avui defiled by Rance. Nanus defiled by Milly.
ETC.

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I boost Rance's stats with items, and level him. To level 100!

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We get into the “No girlz” map. We send Rance and the betas.

The pink blocks counterattack, and the bitches have ranged attacks.
But once we break free, we win...

We get a ''Patohat''...

Nice choice of words. I wonder if she was ''bullied''.

 

[Lindblum]

I'll get to sample women from other worlds!

 

[lightbane]

I wonder what is his reaction at this line.


*Rance being Rance*

 

[TheEntitledOne]

Last news on Rance

Err, not.

Rance III -Fall of Leazas- 39%

Rance 5D 72%

Rance VI -Collapse of Zeth- 51%

If not for getting sidetracked with this game they would be far more advanced.

They don't update their main site much, check these links, they are more up to date: (expect lots of 4chan stupidity)

http://archive.foolz.us/_/search/username/ Ludo-Rathowm/order/desc/

http://archive.foolz.us/_/search/username/Super God Roven-Pan/order/desc/

http://archive.foolz.us/_/search/username/Tulip Goddess Maria/order/desc/


They usually post their updates at the weekend.

 

[newcomer]

RANCE with NO RAPE

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

RANCE with NO RAPE

I guess he's trying to be clever this time, or he's giving consensual sex another shot.

Or maybe Kenshin-chan said something sweet and innocent again and Rance is having a crisis again.

 

[TheEntitledOne]

It's time for another update. I'm quite busy lately, so don't expect to see me much around here.

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We get into a snowy map. Every turn we will lose some health, so we have to win fast.

Not a problem with Rance.

We get a new Galmonster.

We keep our advance...

We get the ore and....

We get Magic the Gandhi, princess of Zeth. A mayor character of Rance VI. And the king is called Ragnarok Arch Superghandi or something like that.
She is one of the best ranged mages in the game.

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We keep advancing and get into a lava map.

With overpowered team we win with ease.

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PROTIP:
If you want to assure victory in those maps, make sure that the team you send has around >1.6 times the map level. My recomendation is to have an alpha team of 6 characters around 1.6-1.7 times the level of the map, use those for the maps; and a second team of 6 bros with around 1.5 times the level for keeping your path clear in the regular dungeon. Once you get enough characters it will be trivial to protect your hearths, you can stop the monsters with a meat wall of level 1 characters as long as you need for your best characters to take action.
Of course, the quality of your bros will make things easier or not. I already have some of the best people.
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For completing the last dungeon I get another Galmonster:

Bondage Master



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In the level 61 I get into another map.

This is one of those gimmicky maps.

The Hippo monster will recover full health after each turn, so we have to coordinate our attacks. The monster drops a toon of GOLD.

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From another ore we get more bros...

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And from a chest we get a special character.

While in the map, the counters stop. Bad thing is that she can't attack, and she has so little HP that the wind kills her to fast. So you won't use her to much...


A bit later I send Rance solo to another map...

Unfortunatelly, he can't move fast enough to reach the enemy in 5 turns, so I will have to repeat this...


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Later I send 8 bros to a map.

Again, thanks to our high level we win...

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We reach LEVEL 65:

After getting a coupkle of worthless charcter I go to another map...

Note that you have to defeat the enemy in exactly 7 turns. In my first attempt I won in 4 turns, so I lost.




After winning in a second attempt, I keep advancing and get another special utility character.

(I think she can give your units 2x attack or something...)



After several attempts I manage to win another map...

Those enemies had unlimited reach, so I was pitted in a 1:4 figth from the beggining. After burning 2 resurrect items on Urza I manage to kill the all.



And with this, I advance to LEVEL 75.

 

[TheEntitledOne]

In the level 77 I get a familiar face.

(She has good range/damage, but terrible movement).

I keep advancing...

I get several characters, but most of them irrelevant...

I revisit the map ''Gay world'' (lol).

I manage to win after putting several important items in Urza.

As a reward I get this...

When equipping it in someone, a full new inventori opens for a character.

Right now Rance has a movement of 7, a reach of 3 (rangeed melee for the win) and maxed out evasion, as well as a resurrection item...

And I will need it, since the next map I'm gonna visit is not easy...

My best characters are at Lvl 165...

The enemies have lvl 180+

…

But with a few area attacks and ÜberRance I manage to win...

…

I keep advancing...

I get into another nasty map...

Every turn one of my units gets disabled!

But I win before Rance gets eliminated.

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And I finaly reach map level 90.

I get into another map.

Those shadows have a powerful counterattack, and they constantly respawn, so this is more a survival map.

I keep killing them with a single attack with my best units, avoiding counterdamage.

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A bit later I visit another map...

(The maps with a star have special bosses, I will do them later)

In this last map I need to kill two sumo monsters. They drop lots of XP.

We win and keep our advance...

I get someone interesting...

Rizna! (A character introduced in the soon to be translated Rance 5D)

She is a decent melee unit. She doesn't use magic, but has high magic res.

Now that we have cleared all the maps, I will go to the maps with the star.

This is the space sheriff map. In my first attempt I fail, since he is almost impossible to hit.
He has Evasion S, but it actually way higher. Every single attack on him failed in my first attempt. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.


Then I go to another boss map.

Unlimited range and very strong.

In no time he defeats everyone except for Rance and Kenshin, who finish him.

In the next map...

I'm supposed to kill the small bear/dog thing. He is surprisingly strong, but ÜberRance beats him.

Then in level 99 i visit GUNAGAN!

A huge monster that appears as a bonus boss in several games, including Sengoku Rance (comparable to Orochi in power iirc)

According to the lore he is some kind of alien parasitic cristal. He attached itself to the giant monster we see. To kill him we must attack the crystal.

But he is too strong and I fail (I need to grind a bit more and use resurec items).

I reach level 100 and start to grind...

 

[Lindblum]

Posting to show that I still remember this GLORIOUS LP and expect more!

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

Getting Rance is like finishing the game. Why would anybody want to play past that point.

 

[TheEntitledOne]

Well, I'm trying to get Sil (who is probably mediocre since she can't heal in this game) and the Rick version of the rancewords (who is a killing machine). Other than that I'm trying to beat all the special maps. Not sure how long I will continue with this.

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

Getting Rance is like finishing the game. Why would anybody want to play past that point.

Getting Kenshin-chan was already kinda like winning the game. So basically right now it's New Game ++.