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Completed Let's REMOVE KEBAB in EU 3 Mare Apertum: Return of SERBIA STRONG

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Bump for total kebab removal
 

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And so, it comes to a glorious end.

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While Europe burn in flame of Revolutions, we march to Alexandria! The time has come: REMOVE ALL KEBAB FROM THE PREMISES!

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In the worhld the flame of revolution is alit. In Portugal the kingdom is fall under guilotin and a Republic born, but soon the Republic become tyraney, no surprise. It was only the begin of chain of event that would shatter the krauts hahaha this shit Serbia is imune to.

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TRAITOR BOYARS! THIS IS THE CONCEDE YOU GET YOUR HEAD OF YOUR SHOULDER!

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The Finns fight for independ, yet all their rebels fall due to superior number of Norway army.

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The Serbians and all Slav who setle the Levant, after many years, begin to change despite not distant from Serbia by ocean. A new culture fuse from all and from reality of life in desert is birth. Ultimately it is an evolve of the greatt rather than the farm animal once vast in there.

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Serbia got a new type of traitor and rebel scum. Inspire by the ideals of democracy and sodomy of Trebizoid, they defy the authoritey of the dynasty who turned Serbia into an Emprahirie and saved Europe from shitslam and kebab. Fukc that. Their "revolution" will go nowher!

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With all sheepfukcers genocided, the wool from sheep become vast superior free from stain of bestiality.

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CONSTANTINOPEL IS OURS! Srbija never had much tradition in trade outside of their own center of trade. Better to save up gold ensure their monopoly will sustain longer.

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The revolution spread and by near end of 1763, Norway's king was about to meet guilotin as the Portugese.

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JERUSALEM IS SRBIJA CLAY!

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Anothre king who want to be a dragon... shit.

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Why is this of revelance? Soon see. Thuringia of all in krautland has something unique.

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hahaha The Revolution shatered the asshole roman emprahirie countless asshols in guilotin too bad worst kraut of austria spared so far. And from it Thuringia become the first Constipational Republic of the world, but it was not the only part of the asshole overthrow by revolutionaries. Unfortunate none of the Revolutionaries proclaim a Republic of Germany to crush all greed kraut asshols lik a skul of pig.

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In 1772 someoen wanted a lot to be a dragon and die trying hahaha. LONG LIVE STEFAN XX!

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The fall of Brandenburg to the revolution still was little. In only one countrey the ongong Revolution reached an unprecede level of radicalism: In the Netherland of Dutch sodomites(how surprising), where they rally themselfs as the leaders of the Revolutionary movement, figthin against the dictatorship with lead of some sodomite only know as Trash. Hahaha, they can pull this shit and guilotin the Dutch dictator as much as they want it is irrevelant for Srbija.

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At last! The Holy Land is safely in Serbian hands! Truly a moment of greatt glory for all.

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FUKC THE POLAND

Constantinopel is again the hub of Orthodoxy. We approach the 19th centry and those asshols keep killing Orthodox brothers and force convert? Bunch of savages as bakcwards as shithol muslim theocracy of farm animal.

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No!

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As long as they never forget their roots...

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SERBIA STRONG! LEt the greedy be fukc our economy autarkic immune to this crap.

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In time the countrey grow more organize, district administrates begin to get done all over Srbija when there is enough surplus of 2pac gold to afford them.

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Hussars remain superior to the new alternatives for cavalry becaues of their unremitng morale. It is a know fact Srbija is bakcwards because of decades wasting time thanks to all assholry with stabile and because of inftatabilion

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As long as they remain in precious emprahirie.

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In the years to com the recogize of Serbia clay grow. Finaly tupac's gold is by all rihgts ours.

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Potato in their buthurt keep trying to lure Srbija into a war, for htey are ally with Greek sodomites who betray Orthodoxy by support such mass murders. May the bankster fukc their pathetic "democracy" in the ass then demand austerity while Serbia remain STRONG hahahahahaha.

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SHIT! In 1790 the revolution crap spread to Srbija too... several peoppl with short memory, probably manipulated by kraut and turk farm animals from shadows, rise up against the greatt. Yet, Serbia endured much worse than that. A bunch of dikcs scream "revolution!" won't ruin everything now.

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About time to begin a greater crush of all barbiery sea animals. No more tolerance to such scum!

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And as if the revolutionary fervor was not bad enough.

BOYAR SCUM KEBAB LOVER THEY WILL YET FADE INTO IRREVELANCE!

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Constantinopel is a great center of trade, the city grows richer to the point tupac gold alone is outshine by it. The develop of the greatt city will never end. It will only grow wealthier, more glorouis and STRONG ever.

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Trivia: Waterloo is part of sodomite Netherland.

And so, the great Dutch Revolution led by Trash finaly come to an end in 1796, with the dictator head in guilotin and this echo all over Europe, specialy krautland, where many of the old electors of the Hole already lost their heads hahaha. It came to a point the Hole Roman Emprahirie had no choice but acept republics as Electors to not end completely dissolved. The new Dutch regime is agressively look for allys among the kraut Republics, Portugal, and soon a Spain that is not so far from having their king in the guilotin either. Yet they are too small to pose any real threat to enormous countreys like France. And the revolutionaries in Serbia will meet their rekconging soon they have failed.

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The same boyars who betray the Despot again and again now pressure the Despot to wage war against the Dutch sodomites instead of the much more important REMOVE KEBAB. Obviously this is part of big scheme of these kebab lovers and race traitors, probably a desperate bribe from the farm animals to them to distract Srbija, and probably, all the asshol neighbors will bakcstab our countrey were it to wage war on the sodomites. Fukc that! Netherland is too far away for Serbia to give a fukc about their revolution and bold statements not bakcd by a huge army.

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There are more important matters for Srbija than to waste time with the Dutch, after all, for after much prepare and infamy reduce, it was again the time to:

REMOVE KEBAB FROM THE PREMISES

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Bakcward stink farm animals had no chance. Serbia crushed them all, and it was glorouis.

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Very glorouis and even more were it not so fukcin' easy

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Stefan XX died as, while West Europe burns in revolution, Serbia burns kebab.

LONG LIVE STEFAN XXI

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The progres of clay recogize is very good.

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Spain support was greatt. But Tripoli is only the road to the final goal. For too long, the pathettic remain stand. Soon it will be over, the quest complete.

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Whatever.

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The path is almost clear. The great victroy is at hand, the final rekconging of the kebab, the extermination of the Seljukunt dynasty, for in the end, these asshols are the greattst of all of them. They must be exterminated, all of them, their entire family, no mercy for they are already born to inevitably grow up rapists, murders and thiefs. They will never return to their precious mongolia, for like the stupid and weak kings and dukes in Europe, they will soon meet the guilotin.

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Everything else is worth shit. The most valuable clays the farm animals, once allys to the turks, which waver any moral concern on doing this, stole from their former allys, are without doubt those around Cairo, once a great seat of Orthodoxy, once inhabited by proper human beings rather than subhuman apes of the zoo like georg w bush. It is time to make that real again before a fanatic imbecile among the sandniggers try to blow up the pyramids or something equaly only a farm animal undeserve of being treated better than a dog would try.

And now, the time has come: the worst turk dynasty will be completely exterminated, we will finish our job now!

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REMOVE KEBAB FROM ALL PREMISES

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Sheepfukcer idiots hahaha they don't get they are on the loosing side.

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And thus, after centuries in the hands of apes of the zoo and dregs, finaly, in 1802 a greatt day for all Orthodox peoppls. Now, of the old Pentarchate old the popemole of Rome remain outside of Orthodox Power. The asshols burned the Library of Alexandria, killed millons of inocents force convert, for cleary savage subhumans canot respect life of good peoppl out of envy, or apreciate wisdom and are all iliterate animals anyway, as expect from dregs who follow a rapist, pedophile, murderer, thug, necrophile, worst turk of all worst turks. Only an idiot would think any shit spew from the mouth of such a kind of person would come out of God or an archangel rather than Satan and his demons. But now they will be purged from the former holy citeys, they will be driven bakc to their precious desert and then asked WHERE IS YOUR ALLAH NOW?

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Tripoli surrenders, and immediately, to prevent degeneracy, a great cleansing begin to improve mankind and Serbia by weed the inferior breed of man, more farm animal than human. It was glorouis, for Cairo was much bigger, than any other citey Serbia removed kebab from. Considering what they did to the real Egyptians, they more than deserve it! RETURN TO YOUR DESERT NEVER COME BAKC OR WE CRUSH YOU LIK A SKUL OF PIG!

turk genocide best day of my life

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Serbia tolerates faiths, even obvious bulshit ones. They just don't tolerate subhuman farm animal asshols devoid of any merit deserve nothing less than total REMOVE KEBAB. After all, a country can't hold toggter and STRONG without some ethnc cleaning.

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Hahaha, their reckonging is at hand! After so many years, the greatt dream, the revenge fulfil.

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Meanwhile, other countreys are being harm by great revolutions, Spain stupid send all their army to stop independ of their colonys and forget of revolutionaries at home now their king will soon loose both colonies and his head for such stupid.

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And finally, in 12 June of 1810, more than three centries after the final end of the Eastern Roman Emprahirie, at last!

Every member of the Seljukunt dynasty has been complete and utter removed from all premises of Earth! No more kebab! The Ottoman asshol is no more! This is truly a greatt day, the day Srbija acheived their final objective and put an end for once and all to all farm animal leaders. Alexandria is again in Orthodox hand, and, once infamey allow, all kebab shall be removed from the premises. A new age is at dawn for the world in this 19th centry, a centry that saw the final extermination of the Ottomans, the consolidate of Serbia as the greattst and countless revolutions topple old monarchies which were not as STRONG as Serbia.

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Truly a gloroius moment to enter world histroy.

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One year later, Serbia went for a risky bid, but there was a very good reason for this. Why be like potato scum persecute others for religon like they stil do even now in the 19th centry like a bunch of farm animals from deep desert of Arabia? Divine Supremacy has served its purpose and in this new time, it became obsolete. The sheer total majority of Serbia already is Orthodox, and now it is nothing but the obstacle to the develop of our countrey into something much greater. And thus, this retrogarde idea was abandoned for the sake of a greater comit to ensure those revolutions will never pose a threat to Srbija. There was also another very good reason for this to be do, as will soon be see.

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Serbia became a truly greatt countrey, and there is no countrey without the end of the idea peoppl are unite by birthrihgt and religon instead. Hah all othre nobles have always been gigantic asshols to Serbia, scheme and betray the despot every time. Among the commoners, there were far more loyal men to the crown than among those boyar dikcs and turk lovers and race traitors. Let these dishonorable race traitors fade into irrevelance and buthurt for their blue-blood decline and decadence into a new era: an era of Liberty, Equality and Fraternity among all South Slavic BROS, changed in all minor and major ways. For example: peoppl no longer pledge alegiance to the Despot, but to the greattst countrey, and despot coronation is no longer by church, but on a ceremoney where the new Despot also pledge ally to the greattst countrey and is legitimized by the greattness of the South Slavic fatherland and by the consent of the peoppl. Considering God allowd worst turks to reign for so long, maybe God don't realy interfere with human politics at all so all that call that kings authority come from God is probable old bulshit anyway.

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And as a bonus, hahahaha. Those dikcs would be suckcing turk dikcs were not for Serbia. Ungrateful asshols. And now, as we realize the threat of all this revolutionary rhetoric and LIBRULS, it is time to fix some shit LIBRULS right next door

albania we kill the king.

albania return to your precious mongolia.

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UKnistan too? This revolution is really spreading everywher but Srbija.

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And so, the Catalans in Iberia declare independence and proclaim one of those stupid "democracies". Spain is fall apart. Their colonial empire is colapse by independence freedom fihgters and even in their own home separatists are victor. How long before the other who aren't Castilans pull the same? Won't take much long at this hate.

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return to your precious mongolia.

SERBIA STRONG!

All ungrateful scum(other than Greece) were deal with. And now a long time of peace, save the occasional asshol try revolution and fail, can be enjoy.

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And, in 1814 the glory of Serbia was further improve by one of the greattst Despots ever. LONG LIVE DJURADJ III!

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Even as Serbia continue to improve their administrate, elsewhere, the world is change far beyond politics. For now, our countrey is not yet particularly get these changes, our few manufactroys in Carpathia and Slovenia still only began to adopt a few of the new inventions limitedly. Great machines that are increase the efficent of manufacture dramaticly, the revolutions this 19th centry face are not merely political. A new age of industry is at hand, and sooner or later, Serbia will have to catch up to this still birthing industrial revolution, for right now, unfortunately, most of the countrey remain agrarian.

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Hahaha another reason "democracy" is shit: if a countrey were to ever get millons of kebab imigrants, they would vote on other farm animals and subjugate originals. hahahaha Granada rise again. Islamic "democracy" what a oximoron!

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The countreys rising from the colapse of Spain in America open relations with Serbia, interest in trying to carve a niche in the markets of our greatt city of Constantinopel.

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The adopt of Revolution and Counterrevolution and of Liberty, Equality and Fraternity had finaly given Srbija a long deserved hapenin. At last the boyars fade into obscurity and buthurt hahahaha take that you bunch of dishonorable traitors! The king now rules on his own supported by a bureaucracy, without any influence from those asshols anymore in the goverment. Beter late than never to get rid of such turks in serbian clothing.

SERBIA STRONG!

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Although it seem the revolution failed in Great Britain, the frogs are rapid crushing and seizing all their colonys in America, and in the middle of the chaos, brave Irish rose in defiance, and with France threat there was nothing they could do, for to lose the American colonys would be much worse than to lose Ireland for them. The Irish may gain their freedom in this new centry.

And think about it: Great Britain is devout Catholic popemole, while most of Ireland except for northern Ireland is Protestant... this... I duno, but there is like a feel this is a very ironic detail I don't know why.

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In May of 1818, as fit the new ideals of SERBIA STRONG, citizenship is no longer based on religon but on the loyalty to the greattst countrey(and not being a farm animal of course). Thus the Jews have the same rihgts as all others, and considering Jerusalem is Serbian, they are free to migrate to their ancestral homeland to help remove even more kebab if they wish to. Where boyars betrayed Serbia several times, loyal Jewish subjects provided aid to the greattst countrey more than once. Most of the hate towards them come from nonsensical superstite and buthurt envy, while the asholery of all turk farm animals, on the other hand, is very real and proved. Now that no longer matter. In time, as Serbia prosper, being Jew will eventualy no longer raise any eyebrow in Srbija.

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Where Serbia embrace Liberty, Equality and Fraternity, Poland degenerated into a shithol of intolerance, mass murder and hate while trying with fail to lure Serbia to war. Again, many victims of such bakcward shithol stil thinking this is the medevil age seek refuge in the greattst city of Orthodoxy.

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And then, infamy lowered enough, Serbia do what they do best, other than win wars against all odd.

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While France crush British force in America lik a skul of pig, the brave Irish finaly acheived they long dreamed unification and independence as another of those silly "democracy". This was a great blow to prestige for the britfags, but there was little for them to do now, specialy as France already recogized and guarantee the independence of Ireland. Less popemole is always best.

And these were all major events in 1920, other than total colapse of Spain, which lost all Basque, Catalan and Andalusin clay to the Constitutional Republics of Navara, Aragon and Granada and also Galicia to Portugal, while their king, predictbly, lost his head in the guilotin, with another Revolutionary Republic rising.

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And so it ended, almost four centuries of histroy from the fall of Constantinopel to the long dream reconquest of the citey and final paybakc and complete anihilate of the Otoman asshol. Serbia from a small but still STRONG rose much, acheived what others think to be near impossible, and crushed the turk lik a skul of pig for sure... now only left in the multikult LIBRUL haven of Greek "democracy" that even teach their animal grunts call under euphemism of "turkish language" to the Greeks as second language in a promote of all that diversity and multikulturalism crap, which is fated to go wrong soon or late, and then they shouldn't complain Serbia never warned them why there is only one solution to the worst turk. The wrold changed much, and now an Industrial Revolution begins.

Let us remember some of the greattst moments, now that an Industrial Era is at hand:

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And so kebab was removed from all the premises on Earth. Magnificent!

And yet... Deep beneath Constantinople, past even the most obscure of the forgotten catacombs, a single vicious little kebab stick remained, lurking, waiting and rotating grimly over infernal flames. "Kebab strong!", it uttered defiantly, its unholy voice soon amplified by those of its robed keepers, turning into an angry, guttural chant of blasphemous vileness. Dozens, hundreds, yes even thousands of twisted turk voices joined in from the vast surrounding darkness, rising to a hellish crescendo as they shouted out their savage rage, cursing their failures and torment, damning the Serbs and invocing that horrible day when they would once more return to the world of man to exact their revenge.

Votan for Ottoman Empire LP - Revenge of the Turk and the coming of Mega Kebab. You know you want it.
 
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Well, could go for a gimped down version in Victoria 2 or something. Evil Turk has much potential.
 

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Ottoman Empire LP would be boring as shit. Worst turk starts as the most powerful country on the planet, or at least that's how I remember it being in MMU.

Pretty much. The only turks who have a very hard time surviving are the Tatars in Crimea because Potatoland, Muscovy/Russia and the much larger Golden Horde want to wipe them out. Arguably as difficult as the Mongol Empire FFF once did.

But I got other ideas.
 

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And yet... Deep beneath Constantinople, past even the most obscure of the forgotten catacombs, a single vicious little kebab stick remained, lurking, waiting and rotating grimly over infernal flames. "Kebab strong!", it uttered defiantly, its unholy voice soon amplified by those of its robed keepers, turning into an angry, guttural chant of blasphemous vileness. Dozens, hundreds, yes even thousands of twisted turk voices joined in from the vast surrounding darkness, rising to a hellish crescendo as they shouted out their savage rage, cursing their failures and torment, damning the Serbs and invocing that horrible day when they would once more return to the world of man to exact their revenge.

From the bowels of the earth, rumors of the cult spread far and wide across the Srbijan Empire. One could discern its pernicious influence in the wild gyro cults of Trebizond, smell it on the streets of Alexandria, see it rise like smoke from the Constantinopolis underground. Years later, Emperor Casidan was told in a vision by the Holy Trinity of Pork Steak, Potatoes and Wine to form the Ashguard. The elite warriors of Casidan will keep watch through the centuries to make sure that kebab fires would never burn again. Never forget the taste of victory!
 

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Ottoman Empire LP would be boring as shit. Worst turk starts as the most powerful country on the planet, or at least that's how I remember it being in MMU.
They start with a gigantic prestige hit because a lot of their islands are owned by Venecia. Going to war with the biggest naval power in the Mediterranean is suicide, and that prestige hit is so big everyone will hate you quickly. Your troops suck too. The challenge is keeping the empire together rather than expanding significantly.
 

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