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Completed Let's REMOVE KEBAB in EU 3 Mare Apertum: Return of SERBIA STRONG

Gondolin

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For Srbjian glooooooooooory! Charge to the next page!

Edit: Oh, we're there. Stop charging and have some wine, people.
 

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These news are just too lulz, check them:

abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory/vampire-loose-serbia-17854740

:M

And here the update.

You'll be just the playground between Habsburg and Ottoman. Kebap will steal your boys and make them devshirmes.

return to croatioa

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: THIS IS OUR FINNST HOUR!

A Place in Heaven

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The king is brave, he swear to fight to the end, he promise and call all Serbians to never surrender. The worst turk are legion, just like the Persians who invaded Greece when the 300 Spartans became legendry. Yet one Serb is worth ten thousand turks and ustasa, and now all patriots must prove it. During the day after the Turkish declaration of war, the King deliver inspirating speakki:

"Upon this battle depend the survival of Christian civilization. Upon it depend our own Serbian life, and the long continue of our instituts, our clay and our Kingdom. The whole fury and might of the enemy must very soon be turned on us. Mehmet III know that he have to break us to fulfil his ambition over Europe. If we can stand to him, all Europe may be save and the life of the world may move forward.
But if we fail, then the whole world, include Poland, include all that we know and care for, will sink into the abyss of a new dark age of devilist heathens and Dhimmitude to Islam. Let us brace ourselfs to our duty to REMOVE KEBAB, and so bear ourselfs, that if the Serbia and our Slav brothers last for thousand years, men will still say, 'This was their finnst hour.' "

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The Army of Srbija, small but determined to defend their clay at any cost. Stefan VI bravely leds his men to defend Moravian Serbia against the Turk invader inspire all with greatt courage. There is one last alternative should things get worst:

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To mobilize every able-bodied man and gather horsies for Hussars in Srbija through Liberum Veto could be our last, best hope for VICTROY, but it would weaken the authority of the despot and streng the boyars. We must crush the turk like a skul of pig no matter the cost. The disvantage of such decision are know but it may become the only way to save our greattst countrey.

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HOLD THE LINE!

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Thousands kebab removed from the premises! FORWARD!

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Potato and Kraut advance in this war. Upon this battle depend the future of Europe and of all Christian civilizations. Onwards brave Serbians!

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With the situation, every improve must be enacted. The Militia Act turn the Despot into the max authority over the entire army to secure more discipline.

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Over Bulgaria, the glorouis Serbian army remove thousands of turk idiots from the premises forever, but vast legions of kebab advance as reinforcement and retreat will be need.

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A pyric victroy for the kebab, but now their legions are full mobilize and vast outnumber. Serbia must stand STRONG in this darkkst hour.

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Leave nothing behind for the kebab but ashes! Their legions shall perish in starvatie and once the time is right, then be crushed like skulls of pigs while the brave Serbian garrissons defend our clay with the greattst possible courage.

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With the situation becoming worse, there is a growing feel Serbia must use their last resort right now.

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The Turk must not be allowed victroy! The future of our countrey is at hand! Stefan VI gathered all nobles of Serbia, and announced the drastic measure now more need than ever. Their very Sultan Mehmet III marches to invade our clay. We shall crush them all like skulls of pig!

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9th November 1499 was the date the first Serbian Hussars were born together with a mass increase of Srbija army.

This is our lasttst, besttst hope for VICTROY.

Upon the declaration of the Liberum Veto, the Despot spoke a great speak, which ended with:

"I have full confide that if all do their duty, if nothing is neglect, and if the best arranges are made, we shall prove once again able to defend our clay, to ride out the storm of war, and to outlife the menace of worst turk idiot, if necessary for years, if necessary alone. At any hate, that is what we are going try. That is the resolve of SERBIA-every man. That is the wisdom of the eagle. Poland, Austria and Serbia, linked together in their need, will defend to the death their clay, aiding ourselfs in the name of uphold the Christian faiths against the devilist barbarains. Even though large tracts of Balkan, from Wallachia to Rome have fall into the grip of the kebab and all the odious apparatniks of Dhimmitude, we shall not flag or fail. We shall go on to the end, we shall fight in Serbia, we shall remove seas and oceans of kebab, we shall fight with grow confidence and strenght in the air, we shall defend our clay, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on Greek shores, we shall fight in fields and in streets, we shall fight in the mountains, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender!



VICTROY OR DETH!

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The Austrian have lost the battle in Wallachia, and now arrogant worst turk Mehmet III advance right into the heart of SERBIA in try to crush our resolve. Determinate we must be to fight for clay, to never surrender, to turn tide of war. The new Serbian armija now number over twenty thousand men is disperse to prevent attrition, the Hussars standby to relieve defense of Moravian Serbia once the battle begin, to lure worst turk to underestimate the wisdom of the eagle.

ONCE THE TIME COME! KILL THEIR SULTAN, DRIVE THEIR GODLESS "EMPIRE" INTO CHAOS AND STRIFE! THIS IS OUR CHANCE!

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Serbia must be STRONG than ever. The soil will be fertilize again with the blood of the worst turk once the war is over.

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And thus, in a legendry battle, the Despot of Serbia meet the enemy of all mankind face to face, and is determined to personaly kill this heathen mass murder and tyrant against all who stand for the true faith. He wait for the Hussar to arrive to ensure even greater REMOVE KEBAB. The turk idiot fell on the trap, and were now vast outnumber with reinforces of Serbia. Stefan VI fight with greattst courage, determine to reach the Sultan no matter how many try to defend the leader of all kebab. The kebab end demoralize from realize they were outnumber, for honorless cowards only win battle with numbers.

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More reinforces of worst turk came to Moravian Srbija, but once the Hussars arrive, the "good shape" of the crush skull of pig will be envyd by what is left of them. This is the beginning of one of the greattst of all legendry, the rise of the greattst and besttst cavalry of all times. This is the dawn of the Hussar in Serbia's finnst hour.

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Unfortunate for the eager Hussars but fortunate for Serbia, they weren't even needed when the worst turk idiot was completely crushed like a skull of pig. VICTROY! This signal that there is a chance of turn tide and achieving the legendry. The two potatos have fought as legendry together united against all enemies of potato.

: x

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You are the worst hun idiot, you are the worst hun smell

return to mongolia

Why are you race traitor to the Holy League against kebab? Why? No matter, they will pay for this! This make all even more difficult for Serbia, but also opportunity later to take back most of croatioa from worst hun, and also, even best, Tupac's gold trove in Romanian Alba.

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Mehmet III personal army took even more loss from attrition before they advance to Montenegro, falling again for the bait. The Hussars stationed in Ragusa stand ready to reinforce Zeta, and charge right into the Sultan's bodyguards in an attempt to kill this worst of worst turks.

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Meanwhile, Austria begin achieve victroy in Wallachia as most Turk legion busy trying without success to crush Srbija. Can this yet become so lopside it could even allow Serbia to set all South Slavs from Albania to Bulgaria ffree from turk oppress?

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A horse of the Hussars is reserved for Stefan VI the Valorous, who would personally lead them towards the so bold and daring objective of trying to cut the very head of the snake.

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The charge of the Hussars completely break the kebab formations and integrity apart, delivering massive and devastate casualties, many direct by the hands of Stefan VI, as the Hussars disrupt the enemy lines and head toward the Sultan to deliver a devastate blow against the worst turk idiots. TO VICTROY! DEATH TO MEHMET III!

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Unfortunate Mehmet III survive the battle, but this still was another of the greattst victroys in the history of Serbia, the worst turks devastated, their massive legions crushed one by one like endless skulls of pigs being trampled by the hoofs of the Hussar horsies. But, they had reserves. The complete eradication of those formations was the sure way to truly devastate their army. Yet once again they retreat east to Przen, where the brave Garisson still holds, let no kebab gain any ground. Short after this great victroy, another legion is lure into Zeta through the same method.

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SERBIA STRONG!!!

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DRIVE ALL WORST TURK OFF THE GREEK CLIFFS!

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And thus, the glorouis and brave Serbian forces begin to push the worst turks back, annihilate all their isolated units in the best day of all Serbian lives as the devastate forces led by Mehmet III retreat deep into Greece, pursue by the STRONG. No prisoners are take, because there is only one way to deal with kebab.

Stefan VI the Valorous assumes the leadership of the Hussars, and charges ahead of the rest of the Serbian Army to crush the legions once led Mehmet III for once and all. 20 units represent almost one quarter of the entire Turkish army... if they are completely crush, this will be a devastate defeat for the kebab and a greatt victory for Srbija. The tide of the war may inded turn now, all almost entirely thanks to Srbija despite being outnumber at near 5:1 now, and 12:1 at the begin of war.

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The retreating 20 units of kebab are complete encircle. The wisdom of the eagle is at work again... a legend rising.

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The arrogant turks now pay the highsst price for what they did. Countless dozen of thousands of kebab have already be remove from the premises by June of 1490. Their day of reckong shall yet come.

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Turks fight like farm animals.

SERBIANS FIGHT LIKE GREATTST HEROES

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In Epirus, the battle have a price because of reinforces reaching those 20 turk units, but still, the glorious Hussars crushed the entirety of their forces again, and now rode to outrun the retreating turks and finish them for once and all.

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In case of need, military access through Athens is secure.

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THIS IS SERBIA!

21 July in the year of the Lord 1490. A force once numbered in twenty thousand is now reduce to nothing, drown in sea or dye in vain in land. Over Twenty thousand kebabs completely removed from the premises, with the worst turks now having no choice but to train more which will take many months. This was a decisive, greatt victroy for Serbia. If they manage to crush the turk legions sieging their clay, then, even best. Because those are the sheer majority of their forces. If they fall, then an unlikely white peace will no longer be the objective of Serbia in this war... except for singing peace with Hungry.

Yet many good Serbians died and manpower is far from enough for their greattst army. However, there is now a visible chance to completely turn this war into a full REMOVE KEBAB FROM EUROPE, and this opportunity cannot be miss, because the Liberum Veto possibly is something only to be done once in a centry. With dozens of thousands of casualties, the worst turk army has been greattly weak.

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But worst huns and Wallachian race traitors are besiege Moravian Serbia, and together they are too many. This is an important decide to whether seek white peace or to REMOVE KEBAB FROM THE PREMISES. The latte is risky, but will ensue the future of Christian civilization forever and potential crown Serbia as international recogized for their greattnes. The former may ultimate doom Serbia in the long term by giving time for the worst turk idiot to recover and grow even big than already is. Their forces have already been reduced to almost half of their original strenght. This could be the best chance for Serbia, if not the only.

BULGARIAN, GREEK AND ALBANIAN ORTHODOX BROTHERS, SERBIA IS COMING TO SAVE YOU AND REMOVE KEBAB

WE WILL CRUSH ALL TURKS LIKE SKULS OF PIG, WIPE THEIR BAD SMELL FROM EVERY CORNER OF EUROPE AND BALKAN. WE ALREADY CRUSHED DOZENS OF THOUSAND OF THEIR JANITORIES AND MORE SHALL SHARE THE FATE OF ALL KEBAB AND RACE TRAITORS. SERBIA IS NOW ON A RISK ROAD TO BECOME A POWER ALL SHALL RESPECT AND ADMIRE.

AND THIS IS THE PLAN, TO ELIMINATE FOREVER THE THEAT OF WORST TURK, NOT TO PUSSY OUT IN WHITE PEACE, BUT TO WIN AT ANY COST FOR THE FUTURE OF OUR BABBYS AND EUROPE, BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY:

SERBIA GREATTST COUNTREY
 

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You're fighting both Hungary and the Ottomans? Niiiice.

Well, keep fighting the worst Turk, but promise to start a new game if you lose this one. :)
 

Azira

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I hope you beat them. :bro:
 

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This LP has now become more epic than any worst turk can possibly imagine.

:thumbsup:

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Unfortunate for the eager Hussars but fortunate for Serbia, they weren't even needed when the worst turk idiot was completely crushed like a skull of pig. VICTROY! This signal that there is a chance of turn tide and achieving the legendry. The two potatos have fought as legendry together united against all enemies of potato.

Republic of Both Potatoes FTW!

: x : x
 

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turk smell vs hun smell which smell is wrose and why

trick question, huns are actually just nrothern turks
 

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CRUSH THE SULTAN OF LIES, REMOVE KEBAB FOR GREATER VICTORY OF SERBIA
 

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shit, i didnt know that codex is full of Serbians fudge packers ...bah...
 

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shit, i didnt know that codex is full of Serbians fudge packers ...bah...
Bosnik detected. Go bak to your precious mongolia you laugh my ashole ahahahaha
 

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Without spoiling much, let's just say that the amount of cheats the worst turk gets from their lover ubikebab in this is so ridiculous that it is totally impossible to REMOVE KEBAB with a countrey as small as Greater Serbia. Yet it is entirely possible for Serbia to deliver such a crushing and humiliating defeat despite their army being 5 times smaller than theirs that they'd never dare again to invade Serbia. Crushing as in REMOVING over 60% of all Kebab in the worst turk army.

But do not worry, because Hungrykebab will learn to never backstab Srbija again. And considering they are pretty much tuks too, there will be lots of kebab removal in the coming updates.

*Edit: One more thing. I made a big mistake... a really big mistake related to gold, inflation, and war exhaustion that could be entirely avoided were not for insomnia issues and my unawareness that WE fucked inflation this much when combined with a gold producting province. Will you baaw if I lower inflation from 30 to 20% ? Otherwise might as well post update after update showing Serbia lagging behind and never going anywhere or doing anything other than popping rebel moles, never fighting wars because it would lose all of them for being backwards, if that is what you want abandon this just like that ruined Jerusalem one.
 

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OK, last update in this page. And a really big one.


I was going to post it earlier, but I forgot about it because of this thread:

http://www.rpgcodex.net/forums/index.php?threads/what-country-is-this.78376/

:M

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: Fukc the hun, they smell... REMOVE KEBAB FROM THE PREMISES!

With Fire and Sword - Obrona Zbaraza

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Serbia will not waiver of flail, our forts will hold STRONG! We will crush all turks lik skuls of pig!

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Almost hundread thousand turks shall defy Serbia... hundread thousand turk genocide best day of my life!

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Their siges all come to an end of fail, their armies crushed and rout. The bulk of turk idiots herded like farm animal to Serbian slaughterhouse. Over half of their entire forces!

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Death tolling of greatt bells for Turks approach one hundred thousand kebab removed from the premises, this lesson of Serbia to all who defy our countrey will nevar be forget. Slaughter the farm animal without mercy because they'd never give any mercy to our brothers either.


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TOO LATE FOR THEIR REINFORCEMENTS HAHA I WIL PLAY MY ACORDEAN FOR TEN HOURS LONG IN HONOR OF THIS GREATTST BATTLE

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No matter how many of our brothers have fall in ultimate sacrifice to defend our greattst countrey against the imperialsyphilism of worst turk, we still continue march to VICTROY! A hundred thousand turk dead, and they refuse to give up which mean even more best days of my life!

sqhipere, sqhipere

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The almost gone regiments of turks are hunt with extreme prejudice. They must be completely removed to ensue greattst victroy of Srbija and the Holy League.

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At the very gates to Constaninopel, the finnst hour of the Serbian army. Almost one hundred regiments of kebab Janitories and dumb cavalyr slaughter, crushed like skul of pig trampled by thousand Hussars. The Ottoman threat neutered for now, humiliating defeat for them, greattst victroy of all time for Srbija. If only we had enough manpower to push for Constantinopel and becom the saviors of Orthodox Christiainty... but countless years of war against vast legions depelted the glorouis Serbian forces, and they had to save Moravian Serbia against the Turks of Europe: Hungry.

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At the begin of war, the worst turk had almost one hundred thousand forces, and spite of massive reinforcements because they breed like farm animals, now their army has reduce to less than half of that. Yet the war is not over. Serbia still must hold and the Hungrian turks are still at large and unfortunate, the only passage of Potatoland to Turk land, Moldorvia, is about to fall, which mean no more Polish reinforces in the front.

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Krauts however took heavy loss because of their own stupid. Instead of having only two thousand in siege, they wasted dozens of thousand in a siege, dying of attrition and the worst turk finishe them off and now head for Nis, where they shall end in the same fate of the defeated kraut armies.

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fukc the asshol hunturks i spit in the flag and eye and mouth of your counttrey. Why you hate God? The Serbian army prepare to save their capital from falling into these filth full hands. It will be a hellish battle for both side are almost equal in number and worst hunturk has advantage of terrain to their side. Yet, there can be no defeat. VICTROY OR DETH!

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Fortunate some brave mercenaries offered themselves to help fight the good fight just as this critical important battle begin. Still, the huns, race traitors and kebab in general had the advantage. Stefan VI must lead Srbija to VICTROY at all costs!

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The battle takes a turn for the worst. The Serbian pay high price in blood to defend their sacred clay, but they will never surrender. Over ten thousand widows mourn in sorrow for the patriots, but Serbia will be STRONG in its happist and saddest hours, the heroes who saved our countrey from being infected with the filth of the mongolia shall never be forgot.

:salute:

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When this critical battle was give sign it could end as disastrous defeat for Serbia, one man alone killed one hundread turks and saved his unit from annihilate. This greatt hero rise the morale of the Serbian greatt warriors, descendants of greattst Slavs and of Lost Atlantis people once known as the Illyrian who were repute in Iron Age as the SPARTANS OF THE BALKANS and managed to even fight back the first Roman Emprahirie against all odds. Truly the greattst of all greatt peoples.

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Petrovicu vodi Srbe svoje

(Petrovic will lead the Serbs)

Vodi Srbe svoje

Nek se vidi nikog se ne boje

(Show them that they are not afraid of anything)




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Moravian Serbia is saved! Worst hunturk driven bak! SERBIA STRONG!

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However, no matter how many kebab is remove from the premises, like cockroach, they keep coming. The turk idiots seem to have endless reserve of farm animal for canon fodder, while Serbia forces are deplete, despite totally victrous. At this point, it was become clear that Serbia was yet too small to begin crushing the kebab for once an all.

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And more of the other turk idiots besiege Moravian Serbia, dying by thousand due to scorch earth. More turks exterminate, and at this point, the situation was so bad, and the endless reserve of kebab so vast, there was no more hope of ever killing enough to crush the worst turk forever. Thus, there was only one way to save Serbia.

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More hunturks must be removed from the premises. In their confidence for an easy victroy, they sent almost everything they had to Moravian Serbia.

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Too greatt battles happend. In Bosnia, remnants of the turks were driven out, running like headless chicken haha I laugh and spit at traitors of Europe!

In Moravian Serbia, the hun legion assaulted the fort. The garisson held a force outnumber them at 10:1, demoralize them and afterwards, attrition finishes the rest of the kebab.

SERBIA STRONG!

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Yet, in their infinite assrogance, the mongol turk idiots, despite having one hundred thousand of their farm animals slaughtered, despite suffering humiliating defeat after defeat, refused white peace. They were give a small token "tribute" of gold and kebab(literal) with great scorn, and warned of the consequences should they dare to try this again, the consequence being the fact that they will be completely exterminated from every inch of this world in the name of the European master races and of Atlantean-Aryan-Illyrian-Slav Serbia in particular. Of course, the gold coins and kebab given to the turk idiot were laced with poison, ensure the removal of even more kebab, but they have been so utterly crushed lik a skul of pig in this war they never protested this deserving "tribute".

If plauges could be, like the curses God sent to Egypt, able to only kill turks and nobody else...

Neverthess, this conflict was the savior of Balkan. Serbia saved Europe from the threat of the worst turk, crushing them so utterly their ambition fall flat next to the reality of their utter inferiority and like all savages they have been drive back.

SERBIA, SAVIOR OF CHRISTIAN EUROPE AGAINST ALL TURK

SERBIA GREATTST COUNTREY!!!

but there are still other asshol turks to be deal with: the hun idiots.

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wow stupid turk wasted near all army in Moravian Serbia. Now time for decision... white peace? HAHA! This time, Serbia shall make these other turks pay for what they did!

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By 14 of October 1492, SERBIA ANNIHILATED THE ENTIRE HUNGRIAN ARMY!!! Now they were free to conquer all of Hungry... and the wisdom of eagle shall make them do it without gaining enough infamy to be as hated as turk idiots.

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SERBIA STRONG!!!

Their very capital shall be the first to fall. Many regiments existing only in paper were disband now that there was no immediate theat to Serbia anymore. There was no more need to mint gold to keep up a large army to crush turks. Serbia may have "lost" war with the other turks by giving them "tribute" of 25 ducats and kebab laced with poison, but the worst of all turks dig their own grave by allow Serbia to be in position to forge themselfs into an actual Emprahirie by subjugate the Hunturks in punishent for their bakstab. No matter how many decades Hungry must be under occupy to allow full conquest without too much infamy, they shall all fall!

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The bad of being STRONG! is need of more coastline to not suffer infrastruture problems. Irrevelant.

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Tolerance of popemole define the income of non Orthodox province and once the Serbo-Hungarian Empire rises as testament to the greattstness of Srbija, there will be much Catholic. Ruining economy in name of zealotry will ruin Srbija and help worst turk. Besides, forcing people to convert is what the kebab does, and to follow their example would be self-defeat. Let the popemole traitors die in irrelevant as rebels without cause.

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Worst hunturks desperate raise new forces but now they already lost. ALL OF YOUR HUNGRY ARE BELONG TO SERBIA!

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Every Serb who died in battle against the hunturks was counted. When Buda fell, the number of Serbs who sacrifice themselves against them times three was selected of the huns who demonstrated to be the dumbest, stupid and smelly, and then throw in a pile of skuls of pig, and crushed by simultanous fall of hundreds of anvils over their hollow heads. It was one of the best days for any Serbian life.

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Haha kraut idiot pay attention: you are on the losing side!

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Butthurt for being completly humiliate and crushed, with almost one hundred turks genocided by the hands of Serbian freedom fighters(Turks hate freedom so genociding turk idiot is fighting for freedom - this is flawless Serbian logic from our greattst phisolophers), they like cowards they are became pirates instead to flee when they gaze on the face of their doom: the face of SRBIJA.

REMOVE KEBAB FROM THE OCEAN

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The two white eagles stand at their greattst golden ages.


: x

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Eventual kraut realize they are on losing side and get out of war. Now worst hun complete subjugate by Srbija only matter of time and of waiting infamy to go down enough for it to happen.

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Hungry will be made an example of for all those who may dare to bakstab Serbia while the greattst country is busy saving Europe from Dhimmitude. Every hungrian clay will now belong to Srbija, no exception.

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Radovan Karadzic Srecko Drascovic will invent new ways to REMOVE KEBAB and keep up Srbija as one of ledding in army technoloy.

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you may live in the ZOO hahaha.

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Hussars greattst of the greatt, but too expensive to keep now that Serbia emerged triumph and.

:salute:

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Even Bosniaks recogize Serbia as rightful.

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fukc the croatioa we are rich, we'll have gold now because of Tupac.

hahaha you live in a hovel, you live in a yurt!

(I shouldn't have done this I should have left Alba intentionally not occupied instead, as I mentioned previously.)

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fukc you tatarturk asshol i spit in the eye and mouth and flag of your countrey.

(I'm surprised neither Potatoland or Russia removed kebab from Crimea yet)

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Direct land border with Poland greattst benefit of this.. All potato will stand together once time come to finish what we started in the latest war with the worst turk. Carpathia quite shit though, full of Urkanistan who act like turks and Serbia will be better off without. We'll sell it to Poland instead as a better business than to endure the play of their shitty music seven times.

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Once insigificant Kraut countrey becomes one of greattst of Hole Roman Emprahirie after inheriting Burgundy.

And no Serbian fukc was give.

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Cannon kill kebab all at once. Greatt invention of Karadzic Drascovic.

In time, all of Hungry proper has been occupy, but while thier army was crush like a skul of pig, war was not won yet. Mission was not accumplish.

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For there was much, much, much, much, much and really much kebab that had to be removed from the premises first.

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TOTAL VICTROY!

SERBIA STRONG!

And now, the waiting and removing of all rebel scum from the premises begin.

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They never give up, hunturk idiots seem to sprout like fungus from shit.

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If Srbija had proper casus belli, they would immeditely REMOVE GUIDO, but right now is not the time.

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Fukc the boyar kebab lover. The Despot will "thank" them for being such pricks by completely cut down their power and abolish serfdom once the time is right.

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In February of 1505, finaly good news. For the first tiem in centuries since the guido idiots fukced everything up with their Fourth Crusade, the Pope of the Catholics finally try reapproach with the Orthodox by publicly commending Srbija, Poland and Austria for, in the Pope's own words, "Saving Europe from the Ottoman Heathens". Maybe there can be better way than REMOVE POPEMOLE. Problem with IVth Crusade was not the Pope. Pope wanted 4th Crusade to go for Jerusalem, but them the worst guido idiot, worst guido smell corrupt the crusade to be against Constantinopel and empower turks.

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Not only that, but finally a change of reapporach for real. The Catholic Church has openly called that, should the worst turk attack again, all of Catholic Europe should rally together in a Crusade supporting Srbija to REMOVE KEBAB FROM THE PREMISES, and they promise to directly help Serbia as well, proclaiming a guarantea for the greattst countrey. Take that guido idiot. May the worst guido try something so they get excommunicated as the greedy sodomites they are!

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More teaties are secure with the Papal State as well.

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Bigger cannons were invented by the end of 1506 that shoot with such power they are like powerword: REMOVE KEBAB, just like tupac fast rap magic killing turk wizard.

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In 19 November 1507, the Serbian nation mourns the passing of one of the greattst Despots of all their histroy: Stefan VI, hero of all Srbija, crusher of worst turk and hun idiots, single-handed remover of a thousand kebabs, savior of Christian Europe against the heathen turks, reconciler of two churches, greattst knight and general of all tiems, conqueror of Hungry, Trannylvannia, Moronavia and Slovakia, maimer of Mehmet III The Worst, founder of the Husaria... and lots of completely deserving titles that still together are not enough to make justice to what this greatt man did.

WE SHALL NEVAR FORGET HIM AND WHAT HE DID FOR OUR GREATTST COUNTREY

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Long Live Lazar II! May he make some justice to the legacy of glory of his father.

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All white eagles continue their ascent to glory.

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Under Lazar II, even the Bosniaks were impressed enough to at last recogize the greattst countrey and themselves as part of it.

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And by the mid of 1508, the greatt conquest was reaching conclude. Croatioa would soon be part of the greattst, save for what the worst guido steal.

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With direct border with Krauts, many Kraut weapons are import.

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And not a single fukc was given to hiver's rage at this day.

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SERBIA SELF-SUFFICENT!

SERBIA STRONG!

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Fukc the boyars, they are pricks and traitors therefor serfdom is going to be abolish.

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Due to disband of army Serbia status as medium power once gone, but now return and this mistake caused by obvious turk propaganda is corrected.

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Boyars love kebab, hopefully the worst of them will be behead by angry serfs and returned to their precious mongolia.

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tupac alive in serbia, tupac makes fast rap album of serbia

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Eventually the victroy of Serbia against worst turk served as convincing argument to the superiority of ORTHODOX POWER even in the lands of the croatioa.

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Kraut in trouble, hopefully will not spill over Croatioa.

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First firearms make to Srbija, now shoot kebab to kill no mercy.

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Final act to fukc with the treasonous boyars because nobody defy the Despot and get away with it while sucking turk kebab.

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1515, occupy of Hungry still going on. Infamy too high to finish at once what was started, will take at least two more decade. Karl Franz I Stefan of Austria becomes the new Emprah.

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Bosnia being Bosnia...

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SERBIA BEING STRONG!

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Some of Phesant war dragged into Serbia, but crushed like skul of pig.

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Russia hates Potatoland, Serbia not trust Russia they too sneaky if were it benefit probably would do like worst hun and bakstab the other slavs. Hahah how did the poorst of Scandiavia conquer Neva and most of Karelia? They fought war against Norway and lost! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that is more shaming than worst turk losing to Srbija.

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August of 1518.

A decision many would at first hate, cry "TREASON!" about... but think about it. What makes the worst turk what they are is how they want to force everyone to Dhimmitude and convert. Remember the worst huns. It is not religion that makes a worst turk idiot a worst turk idiot. A worst turk idiot will never stop being one even after convert to Orthodoxy, it is like baptizing a wolf in the hopps the wolf will not kill a babby if hungry. Therefore, to not be like them, Srbija the greattst countrey should stand for a different way of lief than the way of farm animal zealotrey. Tolerance of religon, but not of worst turk at all will be an act of greatt wisdom of the eagle.

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Greattst of all, Drascovic inventor of first Serbian-made guns, creator of the most efficent ways to REMOVE KEBAB.

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This is why turk genocide is morally acceptable. The world will forever thank Serbia once the last kebab is removed.

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Srbija becomes an innovative countrey, where men are free and answer only to the Despot. The boyar scum realize what they did was the cause for this and shut up this time.

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Poland-Lithuania and Serbo-Hungry shall become the greattst of the greatt!

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Go back to the ZOO!

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Stefan VII was very welcome. Just good for what he is in military and administraive affairs, but his greatt diplomacy would be a bless to speed up the low of infamy and allow Serbia to finally conclude this long-drawn plan and recover from ravages of decades of civil war against hunturks.

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HAHAHA, POETIC JUSTICE!

Venice, land of the worst guido idiot, of those whose idiocy brought the fall of Constantinopel, now being crushed by the very monster they helped create. This is a perfect divine retribution for what they did in the Fourth Crusade. They deserve all of this, and let the turk idiot crush them, in this war, no matter who loses, we win.

AND FINALLY, IN APRIL OF 1539

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ALL OF HUNGRY HAS FALLEN! SERBIA STRONG!

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Endured we did, for so many years, yet, no matter how many ustasa and kebab rose as rebels, Serbia, by endure, has grow much much, STRONG!

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As a sentence for being race traitors to all of Europe and Christianity, the worst huns have been condemned to lose everything, their king now reduced to a puppet in exile in Slovakia where everyone hates him. Let this serve as an example of what happens to those who try double-cross Srbija. However, there were unfinish business. The conflict of Austria with other krauts had to end first for them to be finish. Selling Carpathia to Potato and letting the Czechs have their rightful Moronavian clay bak.

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Meanwhile, where Serbia has more than triple in STRONG, the worst guido were raped by turks, paying for their crimes in the 4th Crusade. Look at the bright side. No longer Serbia will have to REMOVE both guido and kebab next time, but only kebab instead. And most important, the way the turks actively avoided expanding through Serbia is a testament to the trauma and butthurt our greattst victroy caused on them, they know better than to mess with the Serbia again.

Offers were made, and eventually Poland agreed to take Carpathia, as Ukrainistan was already accepted culture in Potato-Hitman, and never would become one in Serbia(Carpathia is really ppoor like hovels and yurts), while Moravia is returned to the Czechs, and now Hungry is a Serbian puppet in exile over Slovakia. With this, if Serbia play their cards right, eventually they will grow STRONG enough without any further need of conquest to directly defy the worst turk idiot. Now everything is set, and with this, the 16th centry became the golden age of both Serbia and Poland, the two white eagles in all their wisdom and STRONG.

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SERBIA GREATTST COUNTREY
 

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The hungarians are not turks.
 

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