OK, last update in this page. And a really big one.
I was going to post it earlier, but I forgot about it because of this thread:
http://www.rpgcodex.net/forums/index.php?threads/what-country-is-this.78376/
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Fukc the hun, they smell... REMOVE KEBAB FROM THE PREMISES!
With Fire and Sword - Obrona Zbaraza
Serbia will not waiver of flail, our forts will hold STRONG! We will crush all turks lik skuls of pig!
Almost hundread thousand turks shall defy Serbia... hundread thousand turk genocide best day of my life!
Their siges all come to an end of fail, their armies crushed and rout. The bulk of turk idiots herded like farm animal to Serbian slaughterhouse. Over half of their entire forces!
Death tolling of greatt bells for Turks approach one hundred thousand kebab removed from the premises, this lesson of Serbia to all who defy our countrey will nevar be forget. Slaughter the farm animal without mercy because they'd never give any mercy to our brothers either.
TOO LATE FOR THEIR REINFORCEMENTS HAHA I WIL PLAY MY ACORDEAN FOR TEN HOURS LONG IN HONOR OF THIS GREATTST BATTLE
No matter how many of our brothers have fall in ultimate sacrifice to defend our greattst countrey against the imperialsyphilism of worst turk, we still continue march to VICTROY! A hundred thousand turk dead, and they refuse to give up which mean even more best days of my life!
sqhipere, sqhipere
The almost gone regiments of turks are hunt with extreme prejudice. They must be completely removed to ensue greattst victroy of Srbija and the Holy League.
At the very gates to Constaninopel, the finnst hour of the Serbian army. Almost one hundred regiments of kebab Janitories and dumb cavalyr slaughter, crushed like skul of pig trampled by thousand Hussars. The Ottoman threat neutered for now, humiliating defeat for them, greattst victroy of all time for Srbija. If only we had enough manpower to push for Constantinopel and becom the saviors of Orthodox Christiainty... but countless years of war against vast legions depelted the glorouis Serbian forces, and they had to save Moravian Serbia against the Turks of Europe: Hungry.
At the begin of war, the worst turk had almost one hundred thousand forces, and spite of massive reinforcements because they breed like farm animals, now their army has reduce to less than half of that. Yet the war is not over. Serbia still must hold and the Hungrian turks are still at large and unfortunate, the only passage of Potatoland to Turk land, Moldorvia, is about to fall, which mean no more Polish reinforces in the front.
Krauts however took heavy loss because of their own stupid. Instead of having only two thousand in siege, they wasted dozens of thousand in a siege, dying of attrition and the worst turk finishe them off and now head for Nis, where they shall end in the same fate of the defeated kraut armies.
fukc the asshol hunturks i spit in the flag and eye and mouth of your counttrey. Why you hate God? The Serbian army prepare to save their capital from falling into these filth full hands. It will be a hellish battle for both side are almost equal in number and worst hunturk has advantage of terrain to their side. Yet, there can be no defeat. VICTROY OR DETH!
Fortunate some brave mercenaries offered themselves to help fight the good fight just as this critical important battle begin. Still, the huns, race traitors and kebab in general had the advantage. Stefan VI must lead Srbija to VICTROY at all costs!
The battle takes a turn for the worst. The Serbian pay high price in blood to defend their sacred clay, but they will never surrender. Over ten thousand widows mourn in sorrow for the patriots, but Serbia will be STRONG in its happist and saddest hours, the heroes who saved our countrey from being infected with the filth of the mongolia shall never be forgot.
When this critical battle was give sign it could end as disastrous defeat for Serbia, one man alone killed one hundread turks and saved his unit from annihilate. This greatt hero rise the morale of the Serbian greatt warriors, descendants of greattst Slavs and of Lost Atlantis people once known as the Illyrian who were repute in Iron Age as the SPARTANS OF THE BALKANS and managed to even fight back the first Roman Emprahirie against all odds. Truly the greattst of all greatt peoples.
Petrovicu vodi Srbe svoje
(Petrovic will lead the Serbs)
Vodi Srbe svoje
Nek se vidi nikog se ne boje
(Show them that they are not afraid of anything)
Moravian Serbia is saved! Worst hunturk driven bak! SERBIA STRONG!
However, no matter how many kebab is remove from the premises, like cockroach, they keep coming. The turk idiots seem to have endless reserve of farm animal for canon fodder, while Serbia forces are deplete, despite totally victrous. At this point, it was become clear that Serbia was yet too small to begin crushing the kebab for once an all.
And more of the other turk idiots besiege Moravian Serbia, dying by thousand due to scorch earth. More turks exterminate, and at this point, the situation was so bad, and the endless reserve of kebab so vast, there was no more hope of ever killing enough to crush the worst turk forever. Thus, there was only one way to save Serbia.
More hunturks must be removed from the premises. In their confidence for an easy victroy, they sent almost everything they had to Moravian Serbia.
Too greatt battles happend. In Bosnia, remnants of the turks were driven out, running like headless chicken haha I laugh and spit at traitors of Europe!
In Moravian Serbia, the hun legion assaulted the fort. The garisson held a force outnumber them at 10:1, demoralize them and afterwards, attrition finishes the rest of the kebab.
SERBIA STRONG!
Yet, in their infinite assrogance, the mongol turk idiots, despite having one hundred thousand of their farm animals slaughtered, despite suffering humiliating defeat after defeat, refused white peace. They were give a small token "tribute" of gold and kebab(literal) with great scorn, and warned of the consequences should they dare to try this again, the consequence being the fact that they will be completely exterminated from every inch of this world in the name of the European master races and of Atlantean-Aryan-Illyrian-Slav Serbia in particular. Of course, the gold coins and kebab given to the turk idiot were laced with poison, ensure the removal of even more kebab, but they have been so utterly crushed lik a skul of pig in this war they never protested this deserving "tribute".
If plauges could be, like the curses God sent to Egypt, able to only kill turks and nobody else...
Neverthess, this conflict was the savior of Balkan. Serbia saved Europe from the threat of the worst turk, crushing them so utterly their ambition fall flat next to the reality of their utter inferiority and like all savages they have been drive back.
SERBIA, SAVIOR OF CHRISTIAN EUROPE AGAINST ALL TURK
SERBIA GREATTST COUNTREY!!!
but there are still other asshol turks to be deal with: the hun idiots.
wow stupid turk wasted near all army in Moravian Serbia. Now time for decision... white peace? HAHA! This time, Serbia shall make these other turks pay for what they did!
By 14 of October 1492, SERBIA ANNIHILATED THE ENTIRE HUNGRIAN ARMY!!! Now they were free to conquer all of Hungry... and the wisdom of eagle shall make them do it without gaining enough infamy to be as hated as turk idiots.
SERBIA STRONG!!!
Their very capital shall be the first to fall. Many regiments existing only in paper were disband now that there was no immediate theat to Serbia anymore. There was no more need to mint gold to keep up a large army to crush turks. Serbia may have "lost" war with the other turks by giving them "tribute" of 25 ducats and kebab laced with poison, but the worst of all turks dig their own grave by allow Serbia to be in position to forge themselfs into an actual Emprahirie by subjugate the Hunturks in punishent for their bakstab. No matter how many decades Hungry must be under occupy to allow full conquest without too much infamy, they shall all fall!
The bad of being STRONG! is need of more coastline to not suffer infrastruture problems. Irrevelant.
Tolerance of popemole define the income of non Orthodox province and once the Serbo-Hungarian Empire rises as testament to the greattstness of Srbija, there will be much Catholic. Ruining economy in name of zealotry will ruin Srbija and help worst turk. Besides, forcing people to convert is what the kebab does, and to follow their example would be self-defeat. Let the popemole traitors die in irrelevant as rebels without cause.
Worst hunturks desperate raise new forces but now they already lost. ALL OF YOUR HUNGRY ARE BELONG TO SERBIA!
Every Serb who died in battle against the hunturks was counted. When Buda fell, the number of Serbs who sacrifice themselves against them times three was selected of the huns who demonstrated to be the dumbest, stupid and smelly, and then throw in a pile of skuls of pig, and crushed by simultanous fall of hundreds of anvils over their hollow heads. It was one of the best days for any Serbian life.
Haha kraut idiot pay attention: you are on the losing side!
Butthurt for being completly humiliate and crushed, with almost one hundred turks genocided by the hands of Serbian freedom fighters(Turks hate freedom so genociding turk idiot is fighting for freedom - this is flawless Serbian logic from our greattst phisolophers), they like cowards they are became pirates instead to flee when they gaze on the face of their doom: the face of SRBIJA.
REMOVE KEBAB FROM THE OCEAN
The two white eagles stand at their greattst golden ages.
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Eventual kraut realize they are on losing side and get out of war. Now worst hun complete subjugate by Srbija only matter of time and of waiting infamy to go down enough for it to happen.
Hungry will be made an example of for all those who may dare to bakstab Serbia while the greattst country is busy saving Europe from Dhimmitude. Every hungrian clay will now belong to Srbija, no exception.
Radovan Karadzic Srecko Drascovic will invent new ways to REMOVE KEBAB and keep up Srbija as one of ledding in army technoloy.
you may live in the ZOO hahaha.
Hussars greattst of the greatt, but too expensive to keep now that Serbia emerged triumph and.
Even Bosniaks recogize Serbia as rightful.
fukc the croatioa we are rich, we'll have gold now because of Tupac.
hahaha you live in a hovel, you live in a yurt!
(I shouldn't have done this I should have left Alba intentionally not occupied instead, as I mentioned previously.)
fukc you tatarturk asshol i spit in the eye and mouth and flag of your countrey.
(I'm surprised neither Potatoland or Russia removed kebab from Crimea yet)
Direct land border with Poland greattst benefit of this.. All potato will stand together once time come to finish what we started in the latest war with the worst turk. Carpathia quite shit though, full of Urkanistan who act like turks and Serbia will be better off without. We'll sell it to Poland instead as a better business than to endure the play of their shitty music seven times.
Once insigificant Kraut countrey becomes one of greattst of Hole Roman Emprahirie after inheriting Burgundy.
And no Serbian fukc was give.
Cannon kill kebab all at once. Greatt invention of
Karadzic Drascovic.
In time, all of Hungry proper has been occupy, but while thier army was crush like a skul of pig, war was not won yet. Mission was not accumplish.
For there was much, much, much, much, much and really much kebab that had to be removed from the premises first.
TOTAL VICTROY!
SERBIA STRONG!
And now, the waiting and removing of all rebel scum from the premises begin.
They never give up, hunturk idiots seem to sprout like fungus from shit.
If Srbija had proper casus belli, they would immeditely REMOVE GUIDO, but right now is not the time.
Fukc the boyar kebab lover. The Despot will "thank" them for being such pricks by completely cut down their power and abolish serfdom once the time is right.
In February of 1505, finaly good news. For the first tiem in centuries since the guido idiots fukced everything up with their Fourth Crusade, the Pope of the Catholics finally try reapproach with the Orthodox by publicly commending Srbija, Poland and Austria for, in the Pope's own words, "Saving Europe from the Ottoman Heathens". Maybe there can be better way than REMOVE POPEMOLE. Problem with IVth Crusade was not the Pope. Pope wanted 4th Crusade to go for Jerusalem, but them the worst guido idiot, worst guido smell corrupt the crusade to be against Constantinopel and empower turks.
Not only that, but finally a change of reapporach for real. The Catholic Church has openly called that, should the worst turk attack again, all of Catholic Europe should rally together in a Crusade supporting Srbija to REMOVE KEBAB FROM THE PREMISES, and they promise to directly help Serbia as well, proclaiming a guarantea for the greattst countrey. Take that guido idiot. May the worst guido try something so they get excommunicated as the greedy sodomites they are!
More teaties are secure with the Papal State as well.
Bigger cannons were invented by the end of 1506 that shoot with such power they are like powerword: REMOVE KEBAB, just like tupac fast rap magic killing turk wizard.
In 19 November 1507, the Serbian nation mourns the passing of one of the greattst Despots of all their histroy: Stefan VI, hero of all Srbija, crusher of worst turk and hun idiots, single-handed remover of a thousand kebabs, savior of Christian Europe against the heathen turks, reconciler of two churches, greattst knight and general of all tiems, conqueror of Hungry, Trannylvannia, Moronavia and Slovakia, maimer of Mehmet III The Worst, founder of the Husaria... and lots of completely deserving titles that still together are not enough to make justice to what this greatt man did.
WE SHALL NEVAR FORGET HIM AND WHAT HE DID FOR OUR GREATTST COUNTREY
Long Live Lazar II! May he make some justice to the legacy of glory of his father.
All white eagles continue their ascent to glory.
Under Lazar II, even the Bosniaks were impressed enough to at last recogize the greattst countrey and themselves as part of it.
And by the mid of 1508, the greatt conquest was reaching conclude. Croatioa would soon be part of the greattst, save for what the worst guido steal.
With direct border with Krauts, many Kraut weapons are import.
And not a single fukc was given to hiver's rage at this day.
SERBIA SELF-SUFFICENT!
SERBIA STRONG!
Fukc the boyars, they are pricks and traitors therefor serfdom is going to be abolish.
Due to disband of army Serbia status as medium power once gone, but now return and this mistake caused by obvious turk propaganda is corrected.
Boyars love kebab, hopefully the worst of them will be behead by angry serfs and returned to their precious mongolia.
tupac alive in serbia, tupac makes fast rap album of serbia
Eventually the victroy of Serbia against worst turk served as convincing argument to the superiority of ORTHODOX POWER even in the lands of the croatioa.
Kraut in trouble, hopefully will not spill over Croatioa.
First firearms make to Srbija, now shoot kebab to kill no mercy.
Final act to fukc with the treasonous boyars because nobody defy the Despot and get away with it while sucking turk kebab.
1515, occupy of Hungry still going on. Infamy too high to finish at once what was started, will take at least two more decade. Karl Franz I Stefan of Austria becomes the new Emprah.
Bosnia being Bosnia...
SERBIA BEING STRONG!
Some of Phesant war dragged into Serbia, but crushed like skul of pig.
Russia hates Potatoland, Serbia not trust Russia they too sneaky if were it benefit probably would do like worst hun and bakstab the other slavs. Hahah how did the poorst of Scandiavia conquer Neva and most of Karelia? They fought war against Norway and lost! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that is more shaming than worst turk losing to Srbija.
August of 1518.
A decision many would at first hate, cry "TREASON!" about... but think about it. What makes the worst turk what they are is how they want to force everyone to Dhimmitude and convert. Remember the worst huns. It is not religion that makes a worst turk idiot a worst turk idiot. A worst turk idiot will never stop being one even after convert to Orthodoxy, it is like baptizing a wolf in the hopps the wolf will not kill a babby if hungry. Therefore, to not be like them, Srbija the greattst countrey should stand for a different way of lief than the way of farm animal zealotrey. Tolerance of religon, but not of worst turk at all will be an act of greatt wisdom of the eagle.
Greattst of all, Drascovic inventor of first Serbian-made guns, creator of the most efficent ways to REMOVE KEBAB.
This is why turk genocide is morally acceptable. The world will forever thank Serbia once the last kebab is removed.
Srbija becomes an innovative countrey, where men are free and answer only to the Despot. The boyar scum realize what they did was the cause for this and shut up this time.
Poland-Lithuania and Serbo-Hungry shall become the greattst of the greatt!
Go back to the ZOO!
Stefan VII was very welcome. Just good for what he is in military and administraive affairs, but his greatt diplomacy would be a bless to speed up the low of infamy and allow Serbia to finally conclude this long-drawn plan and recover from ravages of decades of civil war against hunturks.
HAHAHA, POETIC JUSTICE!
Venice, land of the worst guido idiot, of those whose idiocy brought the fall of Constantinopel, now being crushed by the very monster they helped create. This is a perfect divine retribution for what they did in the Fourth Crusade. They deserve all of this, and let the turk idiot crush them, in this war, no matter who loses, we win.
AND FINALLY, IN APRIL OF 1539
ALL OF HUNGRY HAS FALLEN! SERBIA STRONG!
Endured we did, for so many years, yet, no matter how many ustasa and kebab rose as rebels, Serbia, by endure, has grow much much, STRONG!
As a sentence for being race traitors to all of Europe and Christianity, the worst huns have been condemned to lose everything, their king now reduced to a puppet in exile in Slovakia where everyone hates him. Let this serve as an example of what happens to those who try double-cross Srbija. However, there were unfinish business. The conflict of Austria with other krauts had to end first for them to be finish. Selling Carpathia to Potato and letting the Czechs have their rightful Moronavian clay bak.
Meanwhile, where Serbia has more than triple in STRONG, the worst guido were raped by turks, paying for their crimes in the 4th Crusade. Look at the bright side. No longer Serbia will have to REMOVE both guido and kebab next time, but only kebab instead. And most important, the way the turks actively avoided expanding through Serbia is a testament to the trauma and butthurt our greattst victroy caused on them, they know better than to mess with the Serbia again.
Offers were made, and eventually Poland agreed to take Carpathia, as Ukrainistan was already accepted culture in Potato-Hitman, and never would become one in Serbia(Carpathia is really ppoor like hovels and yurts), while Moravia is returned to the Czechs, and now Hungry is a Serbian puppet in exile over Slovakia. With this, if Serbia play their cards right, eventually they will grow STRONG enough without any further need of conquest to directly defy the worst turk idiot. Now everything is set, and with this, the 16th centry became the golden age of both Serbia and Poland, the two white eagles in all their wisdom and STRONG.
SERBIA GREATTST COUNTREY