I'm waiting for Serbia to gain cores on all their provinces before I launch another round of REMOVE KEBAB, which should be about the time Winged Hussars become available.
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SERBIA GROW STRONG!!!
Fukc the boyar, always leech Serbia nothing more.
KEBAB ON A STICK!!!
HAHA worst turk lost Wallachia! In 1544, Self-proclaim descendant of Vlad III "The Impaler of Kebab" Dracula removed race traitors from the premise in specacular way involve big sitcks and declare independence and of course Serbia immediate offer them ally to show the idiots that they will be crushed lik skuls of pig if they dare do anything about it!
IMPALE AND REMOVE KEBAB FROM THE PREMISES!
Austria focus on Krautland, obvious intent on eventual unify of all krauts under Austria, but uniting Hole Roman Emprahirie not that simple.
This could be good chance to crush some krauts and demand gold from them.
But damn it they singed peace before Serbia could force kraut to conced anything.
Despite the warns of advisors, the Despot singed an ally with Russia. The advisors said that Russia declare war on Potato is a matter of time, and thus this will be messy and cause huge instability once it happen. Also they warned Russia is more like mongolized Slavs.
Tupac fast rap album of Serbia instant best seller. We are rich have huge amounts of gold now because of 2pac.
Greattst works begin funded by taxes on multrillionaire fast rap album.
The boyars not always scum, some of them make up for most, sometimes. 1549 was one of sometimes.
SERBIA SELFSUFFICENT NO NEED OF IMPORT FOOD
SERBIA STRONG!
Portestantism is rise in Europe, this will keep krauts busy for a long time.
Even Croatioa gain wisdom and realize the STRONG of Orthodoxy.
Why should this matter to Srbija?
Soon zoo no longer needed.
The Duke Austria self-proclaim as Archduke. Hopeful that once it becomes the time for the Serbia Despot to have enough STRONG to be recogized as Basileuhss, they will return the favor.
Serbia-Hungry continue to keep up with the developments of Europe, leading to better firearm, the musket, that turned the Tabor into something obsolete. Because their enemy, the worst turk, naturally has endless reserves and outnumber, infantry focus on defense are naturally better for the needs of Srbija, with the Hussars having role of crushing retreating kebab after they lost the battle.
In 1553, the Despot got sick, and thus there was no better choice than to decentralize. Alas, overt centralization could lead to all type of undesirable consequences like a red tape long enough to wrap tons of kebab around instead of remove it.
Prussia like kebab went in with bullshit of fighting heathen but obvious they just were imperialist worst kraut. Let the potato lands stand in the hand of the Potato!
REMOVE KRAUT.
Fukc the asshol turk pirates they will pay for what they did!
LONG LIVE STEFAN VIII!
hahaha may he jump from the top of a tower thinking he is a dragon!
Serbia so STRONG even the worst despot of histroy can't break it.
Serbia lack naval tradition but no matter the cost, we made the worst turk idiot in the seven seas pay.
While potato crushes Prussia, Serbia is hoping to crush one of their ally to get compensation from them.
Led by Stefan VIII the Derp, the Serbian forces had a hard time but still victroy!
Damn it! You could win this Poland... and Serbia leave war empty-hand.
Fukc the mongolia! Poland has honor they don't, better abandon them before they bakstab Srbija. Why did they call Srbija to war they will obviously win? Just to fukc up our stability? No other reasonable explain for this. Russia is try to weak Serbia therefore return to your precious Siber... no, Siberia is just another part of the whole... return to your precious mongolia.
Traitorous boyars ruining their own power with their antics. Good for Srbija. The despot never trust most of them and the less STRONG they are, the STRONG!!! Serbia will become.
While Serbia spent now decades trying to convince Huns of the legitimacy of Serbia-Hungry, the years of lasting peace after so much war has help Serbia a lot. Prosper is great unlike ever before, new farming technik make all have better life and this wealth will greatly help with the final removal of the worst turk.
In 30 November of 1561, Stefan VIII son was gift in his birthday some kind of chess without pieces called "Dragon Age II" where the only rule is to smash the board as AWESOME as possible to win, rather than any complexity, something so dumb even illiterate peasants find it ridiculous. He hate it a lot, being infinitely more intelligent than his father, and then convince his father he was a dragon. Stefan VIII thus climb the tallest tower in Moronavian Serbia(haha get it?) and jumped from it while screaming loudly:
I WANT TO BE A DRAGON!
LONG LIVE STEFAN IX!
EVEN FROM THE DUMBEST FUKC A GENIUS BABBY MAY BE BIRTH WHEN SUCH DUMBEST FUKC STILL HAS THE STRONG OF SERBIA!
In 1565, Srbija army had a major brektough. First, the defensive musketeers evolved into something best inspired from Spain and Portugal, two countreys with much experience in REMOVE KEBAB in the Reconquista, where they crushed all moors liek skuls of pig. The Serbian Tercio is a far more effective unit to defend our clay from the worst turk, even if not particularly impressive as the other evolve.
The Serbian Hussars are change, given heavier armor and even longer hollow lances to master their art of putting kebab on a stick. It won't take long for them to grow wings, they are truly the most MAJESTIC cavalry of the world, fitting for countreys like Serbia and Poland only. Also Serbia could build better cannons now, but for the time being, they will not, because cannons are expensive and not particularly effective at crushing enemy army, only for seiges, and as shown by the conquest of Hungry, seiges lasting longer isn't that big of a deal.
Stefan IX died young, marked only by introducing the first heavy hussars of Serbia that eventually would become the winged hussars. A pity for he was one of brightest Despots of Srbija. Nevertheless, his son Djuradj II, though hatin bureaucracy to the point he is a mediocre administrator, in a greattst diplomat and leader of armies.
Huns are moving to Moravian Serbia, our capital, which means Serbia will become better, of course, for these few are rapidly assimilate.
Djuradj II had greatt plans for using his great charisma and persuasion skills to turn Srbija into something even Greattst than it already is. Negotiations with the Duke of "Hungry" were proceed, negotiations to fully integrate the leftovers of Hungry into Srbija. Unfortunate Wallachia was not as interested, but out of honor Serbia refused to force Wallachia to join for they were friends in the cause of REMOVE KEBAB and had balls of steels to defy worst turk while being so small.
Eventually, the wisdom of the eagle reasoned within, and thus, by the end of the year of 1567:
SERBIA MAJOR STRONG!!!
SERBIA GREATTST COUNTREY