We must Consoledate our STRONG!!!
REMOVE KEBAB FROM THE PREMISES
fukc asshols think this infamy where heoric because worst turk is a blihgt upon all mankind.
For the rest of 17th centry, Srbija seek to consoledate its risin Emprahirie and recover econmoy from rapages of war.
ustasas, each and every of them ustasas! REMOVE TRAITOR. Fukc the boyar Srbija will crush their influence fully one day.
SERBIA NOW BOHT LARGE AND STRONG NEED HIGH ORGANIZE RULE TO KEEP EVERYTHING WELL.
Through this, inflatabilition also will be further removed from ecnomy.
To prevent all those mongols, huns and the likes from even think of trying to betray Srbija, a grandiose House of the High Lords is set. Although that name is just plain wrong: more like ZOO OF THE USTASA hahahhaah. Its histroy would be set by bakcstab tries, scum spiting on the hand that feed them, the vassals think they can outsmart the greattst and eventualy, they will all be removed from the premises as obvious they have no honor and canot be trusted. Ready to dare declare independence again at any time from how they are scum of the scum lik worst turk.
After lasting peace, finally the economy of SRBIJA is STROOOOONG! to the point they don't have no more need of mint at all, and possibly, to afford current army at maximum maintance without a loss. Hiring Fairs are seek in hopps of finding a greattst master of mint to further aid our countrey in this field.
Hahaha turks have no honor everybody hates worst turk now their biggst ally is finish the job!
Stefan XII is gone, his reign mark by consoledation of the Serbian Emprahirie. Long Live Lazar V, one of our greattst! A genius administrator and general!
BOYAR SCUM USTASA TURK LOVER! WHY YOU OPPOSE ONE OF THE BEST DESPOTS IN HISTROY OF SRBIJA? FUKC THEM ALL!
The war against traitors had only one clear victor, and yet, Lazar V was too soft:
He only demanded them to be crawl on all-fours to the ZOO hahahaha. Yet, in his great mercy, he help Srbija lose infamy and gain respect of all.
THAT IS IT! Asshol potato why you betray us? Why you do this? It is think that they did it to spite Russia, but, some actual sugest they did it to piss off our countrey in truth. Stupid asshole poles. Thousands of Orthodox refugees flee to Constantinopel during this bloody act of worst potato. Fukc them they may be wipe from map by Russia and worst kraut toggter for all we care at this point.
Srbija present balanced policy to vassals, favor neither side but instead both equaly. They react in baaw and butthurt and like farm animals. fukc them next time they will be treated like bitches! And this is a good way to explain why the remove of the ZOO OF USTASA and diplo-annex of all of the mongols, huns and the likes was eagerly hoped for by every Serbian.
But there were other benefits from hosting the meets in the ZOO.
And above all, the ZOO and the greattnes of Lazar V finaly allow for the persuade of Walachia to voluntarily join the greattst countrey, in another greatt step to consoledate the future of the Emprahirie.
Fukc aristocrat boyar turkloving ustasa scum.
Aleppo not turk... but maybe still better srbija. Stil pipe dream resettle would take too long too inviable without actual genocide, and the arabs never piss off Srbija and aren't turks, so fukc that adn ubikebab defeated.
hahaha Brunswikc versus all Catholics of HRE they are insane and lack wisdom of eagle, they will lose.
The legendarily competent rule of Lazar V The Greattst ended with his die in 1653. During his reign, the inflation, a big problem, was greattly reduced, and he fixed most issues left by the expand of the countrey, while paving path to spread Orthodoxy in Anatolia. His son Stefan XIII is a greatt general, but just good for what he is in diplomacy and administrate. The chalenge of keeping all ZOO from try treason remain, but plans were on the way to begin reannex of all of them.
In time, most of the Bulgaria was recogized as legit Serbian clay, and their language and culture now are accept within the greattst of all Emprahiries. An important step that had to be take before the moves to annex all those vassals start.
Potatoland abandon Srbija.
GOD IS SERBIAN
And thus, they face the consequences hahhaha.
Even after decades of a long waited peace, the army of the STRONG continue its evolution, even if concept and blueprint only, for artilery is deem too expensive to maintain at peacetime. The leather canon show potential of it becoming more than a superflous tool to make seiges end faster. They have issues, but are mobile in battlefeld to the point they can properly be used as fire suport in field battle rather than only for seiges. And with this evolve, we are one step closer, if still distant, from one of the greattst evolutions.
The entire world hates kikes and due to the fact our own stateman is probable better than this J00, Serbia tell him to return to his precious israel... if only they had the same will to hate the worst turk, Srbija would have a much easier time crushing the kebab.
The crush of the influence of the boyars is a constant through the 17th century. The boyars, traitors without honor, truly deserve to become irrevelant in the politics of our countrey. Disregard the opinion of others on this. this will greattly help Srbija in the long term.
While most of the House of High... I mean, most of the ZOOs were marked by bakctabing scum barely disguise their intent and lack of honor, Walachia was far more grateful than the rest, and even gifted Srbija with their best horsies.
In 1658 something predict happens: the kraut merchant Hansa League is dissolve. Their members bicker and their lakc of access to the so called New World West Europe explore and colonize in search of a route for the Indies dig their own grave, and their League grow obsolete. Meanwhile, Serbia has a much better shot at reaching the Indies, but that is for once we have diplo-annex all those farm animals, at zero infamy and secure cores in most of our clay. Hahah disregard the calls on what we "lost" by not colonize. We have a much greattst potential right to the east of our emprahirie and we don't need any ships to reach it!
Popemole hate Jew, Srbija is too busy hating worst turk for that and thus respect Jews if they are loyal to the countrey. And considering Jews hate kebab for taking their ancient clay from them and other reasons, the enemy of our enemy is our friend. 8000 Jews find safety and their presence tolerate in the wealthy city of Constantinopel, where they live mixed with everyone else rather than in Ghettos and Shettl. Their presence will make the greatt city more STRONG, and that alone justify it.
In 1663, Stefan XIII did a polemic choice. He hied a Sufi Fakir of the Muslim minority in Bulgaria as advisor. This cause uproar at first, until the message is clear. It is the logical conclusion of the embrace of Humanist Tolerance long ago. The issue of Srbija is against the worst turk idiot, nothing less, nothing more. It doesn't matter if the worst turk idiot converted to Orthodoxy, or Catholicism, or stayed pagan worship of Tengri mongol gods, or belong to any other religon. Not all muslims are turks and not all turks are muslims, but all turks are idiots best removed from the premises. The Fakir is a greatt man, a legendarily skilled phisolopher-merchant whose diffrent way of seeing things will enhance the wisdom of the eagle even if not always agreed with. Unlike most muslims, belongin' to a more mystical group of them that some of the worst even persecute, he promote tolerance rather than hate over other religons than his, and this help Srbija economy as well.
And finaly, the long reintegration begins in 1664, at first with Moldorvia because they were give sings they were about to be worst traitors against our countrey. Now, once the dust is clear, Hungry must be folded too lest they grow too scum and dare declare independence.
In 1665, the despot, long full of worst patriarchs criticizing the dynasty who saved Constantinopel AND Jerusalem AND Damascus from the worst turk, decided to take a drastic measure to silence such race traitors most likely bribed by the worst turk. Although the basic fundamentals of Orthodoxy were never question, something similar if diffrent to the Protestant reformation began in Srbija.
The logical conclusion come in March of 1666(Stop stupid supertites on number of the beast 1666 is not 666!) Stefan XIII then decided to transform the Orthodox Church of Constantinopel and Srbija into an arm of the Srbijan Emprahirie, controlled by the State rather than independent to be bribed by turk idiots to dare criticize the despots of the dynasty who saved near all of the Orthodox hole citeys. Like many Prostestant nobles of Krautland, except for no change into doctrinal ideas, so the Serbian Orthodox Church ended no longer controlling the government, but in control of the government instead. And this was good, for the government now had access to all the bishoprics clay and this allow them to tax them as much as they want, have more gold to fund the glory, evolution, developent and progres of Srbija.
And with this, no more traitors will ever defame the good name of the saviors of Constantinopel again!
fukc the Russia for being butthurt about this. They even accuse Srbija of HERESY! fukcing mongolized slavs! Their opinion and their pathetic "third rome" are irrevelant because:
SERBIA STRONG!
The death of his father was... dubious. Some suspect the Orthodox Church hired Lithuanian Hitman to make it look accident, but no proof. Nevertheless, Long Live Lazar VI! He is opposite of father: a great administrate and diplomat, but better far away from leading armies.
While Russia crushed Potatoland(who decided they didn't need Serbia help and pissed off Srbija. Otherwise, we would be helping them right now). The mongolized slavs are having issues. Their emprahirie is bakcwards think while Srbija is focus on innovate and the future. Among all Orthodox Slav countreys, WE ARE THE FUTURE.
Shit! But fortunately for Srbija, because they had not merchants in Portugal and because trade was not really big for them outside of the very wealthy center of trade in Constantinopel, they were spared from such terrible crisis.
Russian asshols! Why are all slavs who once were our friends now become our enemies in all but formal declare of war? The insults they sent are beneath the fists of our despot.
Surely they must be piss off Srbija declared the Orthodox Patriarchate of Constantinopel to belong to their goverment, but really? Imperialistic dikcs...
In time, the power of boyar was greatt reduced, and enough that this time there was no reaction of farm animals to the policy change. It would stay that way for now, because plutocrats sukc at supporting large armies and Srbija needs one.
And Finaly, in 1681, Hungry is bakc to the fold! There was greatt worry about the worst huns try something stupid, but now it no longer exist. All left now is Walachia, Trannylvania and Albania. The consoledation of Serbian Emprahirie take another, perhaps the most important step. Hopefully nothing bad will happen until it is over.
But there were signs during the end of the centry that some countreys were plot and scheme against Srbija. The worst kraut are naturals at such activities. Better to strike a deal with a more honorable member of the Hole Roman Emprahirie.
All slavs who once ally with Srbija betray the countrey and now send pathetic insults that vanish upon our untarnish greattness like the waves upon a rokc of steel. Hoppfuly the Czechs won't be such idiots.
Maybe there were just too many decent rulers for too long. Todor I, unlike his most recent predecessors, wasn't one of them. Still, he had a perfectly fine tune emprahirie so even his total incopetence in military and diplomatic matters wouldn't change that.
The religous war between popemole and protestant in the Hole Roman Emprahirie was all but unpredictble. They never had a chance.
And no serbian fukc was given that day.
Our countrey has truly rise among the greattst now, and soon the
House of Highlords ZOO will be no longer neeeded. Just a few more decades of diplomatic play and peace...
Bakstabing beaners hispanic rascal asshols sided with the worst potato despite being ally with us!
Such lakc of honor, such bakstab, and now our only ally against such a thug scheme is Bohemia. Soon the beaner morons will blokcade all our shores for the worst potato idiot.
FUKC THEM ALL!
This is it! ENough Hitman oppress. Enough of this bullshit! We will force them to release Hitman Countrey as independent and become nothing of revelance for this!
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE WHITE EAGLE!
REMOVE POTATO FROM THE PREMISES!