If you need any help porting this into Vicky do tell me.
Thanks. I will essentially use that converter available in Paradox Forums and manually improve and fix the resulting save game and make it playable with PDM through heavy modding, including new events to match the newfound reality.
Arabia give bakc our clay or we'll crush you lik a skul of pig!
The ally with Bohemia was prevent for the buthurt of the worst kraut idiot is lik a gigantic blossom of flower out of their asshol and so it is complete possible that, even after how they were show what happen to scumbag such as they, they could declare war again.
Maybe REMOVE KEBAB FROM ALL NORTH AFRICA would be good, except the infamy of exterminate all sandniggers there would turn Srbija hated by the entire world and ruin everything the greattst countrey fought so hard to acheive.
Why? Worthless. Serbia no need of that for India is not so far from their doorstep once it is convenent to conquer it.
More nonsensic buthurt for absolute no reason at al.
Other than for be race traitor, that is.
So?
The legions of race traitors and other traitors of all kind prove to the countrey that there was need to prevent such scum from even organize themselfs to do such bulshit. Thus, secret police of Srbija was born: the Chetniks, they remove all who must be remove from the premises before they even know they are on the list. And toggther greatt organize of administrate also shall be sure. The Internal STRONG provide by the Chetniks is true greatt for Serbia, for it will make every much more dificult for the asshols.
This bring other benefits as well, very good ones. There couldntt be a besttst measure after all painful experience with rebel dikcery and traitors.
During all its histroy from 1453 onward, Serbia has shift towards one path: the instituts of the countrey grow to the form where it is not religon or leige, but patriotism what define Serbia above everything else. Yet, the strong hand of ORTHODOX POWER born out of Divine Supremacy make the nationalistic ideals moot unless Serbia were bold enough to renege their past by abandon Divine Supremacy and STRONG enough to not colapse due to the consequences of renege the past, to then embrace Liberty, Equality* and Fraternity as the new foundations of our greattst countrey.
*Except for turk farm animals... hahahha but they will all be exterminate anyway so for practical purpose all who deserve live in Serbia will be free and equal next to the law, and all South Slavic Fraternity of the BROs among BROs against the asshols, the race traitors, the turk idiots, the sandniggers and the rest of the dreg.
Shit nonsense event is shit. Fukc the asshol the clay of Srbija in Slovenia is long confirm. The Impaler of Walachia soon have a long day hahaha.
Then, as peace prevail and Serbia is get stabile, a chain of events change every plan: from the asshols of Najd who steal Serbian clay was born Arabia, heathen to Serbia and a much-despised heretic among the other turbanheads. It is better always pay attent to what happen now for a greatt opportune to take bakc the clay will soon rise because obvious this new Wahassbi shit is so full of shit fukc asshol that even the other muslims despite it hahaha.
Of course, Srbija will give financial aid for REMOVE KEBAB all acros the Clay.
Then, in 1747, something new. Trebizoid removed the popemole from crete and then, expect, proclaim themselfs as the Republic of Greece. With use of bulshit claim based on long out of touch with reals histroy, they show they void of honor by claiming our rightful clay. MACEDONIA IS SERBIAN! CONSTANTINOPEL IS SERBIAN! IF THEY DARE IT WILL BE TIME TO REMOVE GYRO FROM THE PREMISES!
Guess which asshol is behidn tis?
Poland, probabel out of buthurt haah they never learn stupid poles are so stupid they almost outmacht worst turk at that.
In 1749, Spain give Serbia chance to return to finish the job. Now it will be so easy compare to last time it will not even be fun. But still, the best day of my life never change even if to acheive it a much lesser risk and effort is need.
REMOVE KEBAB FROM THE PREMISES!
hahahaha so easy! The extermine of farm animals was glorouis. It was time to salt the great wounds in the stumps of the crushed lik a skul of pig remnant of the ottoturk emprahirie. It was so good feel good man.
A bit too late, always delay for manana typical lation. Had it been Srbija Granada would be kebab-free more than two centries ago.
Yet, even as Srbija crushed all of the asshol, genocided thousands of farm animal, they refuse to cede, and instead surrender to Spain. Waste of good Serbians and time, in the end. Fukcing beaners why they do this instead of helpin' the greattst to finish the job? Doesn't matter. Soon or late a new war shall begin against the last pieces of the crush turk asshol.
hahahahahahaha. Take that worst guido butfukc dick asshols! All of your clay in north guido now in asshole emprah hands instead of your. Poetic justice for you being fat greed honorless coward sodomites.
Serbia has best things to do than trade in mongolia. Leave it to the mongolized slavs and alike they never gave a fukc about that embargo. The Despot even laughed in the face of their messenger, then spit in eye and mouth and flag of the Russia countrey in disgust of what they represent as the worst of all slavs, those who give bad fame to everyone else for being savages like mongols and turk dikcs.
Peace and prosperity, until a too good oportune to mis show up. As predict the Arabiass end in trouble with near all of their muslim neighbro time to crush them all without mercy:
REMOVE KEBAB FROM SYRIA!
Their rekcong swift, their odds zero. Serbia's glory was certain and their demise too. May those who are heathen to the true faith and heretics to the other heathens face their deserve fate.
They were many, but that was no deal for the great Husaria, which removed so much kebab with their lances a Great Wall of China could be rise from their corpses.
SERBIA STRONG
And with their army crush lik a skul fo pig, the rest was trival.
And so, it shal hapen agian, to ensure this patriot asshol shit never poop even once more.
REMOVE WAHAB FROM THE PREMISES
The citeys are once agian ours! THis bring much glory to our countrey. The animals are drive bakc to their precious desert. Truly it could not be any better, yet the worst turk remain, and thus, Alexandria, a wealthy city. To give the farm animals any chance at survive much more time is bad idea. It is long overdue to finish the job, and once everything is set. Once the infamey of all measure taken ends, then it shall be it.
Walachia was now last step to consoledate Srbija. With their voluntary integrate, now the countrey could dedicate much to look outward than inward for future plans, of which Alexandria obvious include.
Yet, all along their glory a great problem rise lik a snowbal. The Srbija economy is in a very poor shape, and thus there is little left to save it, were it not for some of the greattst and besttst masters of mint the despot wisely hired and allow to concot their own curency, and so instabile again, but with the remove of inflatatbility recover will be much fast. This saved Serbia from a future of harship and perpetual bakcward lik near same tech progres inside hovels and yurts.
LONG LIVE STEFAN XVIII THE GREATTST
And so, once again luck smile stead of give finger and bless Srbija with a great despot. This is more than need irght now.
They can return to wherever they want for the bestment of Serbia, leting them go is the wisdom of the eagle to ensure besttst future for the countrey free of this kind of breed ground for all traitors and rebel asshols.
Serbia spent most of the 18th centry fighting for their survive as a whole and STRONG emprahirie, and to take bakc their clay lost during The Deluge to the raghead farm animals, with a vindicate of best days of all Serbian lives. And yet, even though the Otoman was worst shape than the Byzantine in 1399 right now, they stil exist, and stil dare to insult Srbija. Truly, the time for finish the job is come. Soon, it will be again time to do it, to finish waht they started and is so close to the end, to:
REMOVE KEBAB FROM THE PREMISES
TO BE CONTINUE