Cassidy
Arcane
Chronicles of the Hateful Hardcore Empire of skyway
Codex Wyrmlordium: Counter-Trollery Fire
In the fortress-city of skywaygrad, the first astronomical observatory of the world is built. Looking at the stars, to consider the possibility of perhaps their hatred reaching them on day, from its power, and hopefully not be followed by the Wyrmlordian scum.
Random Cybernegro said:Get off my land you Peacekeeping son of a bitch!
The retaliation already has begun. Opportunists, they attempt to exploit the weak defenses of Chernobyl, but with purely offensive units, that were raped by savage warriors, while knights of diversity moved in the defend Chernobyl.
Wait, what?
For his insolence, wyrmlord shall pay!
Amidst the battle, where the enemy has placed a far more fierce defense than expected, a legend is born. The first Leader of the glorious skyway Empire, becomes now Field Marshall 1eyedking, and is thus ready to lead an Army of destruction across the land, or to hurry an achievement, but as achievements are for consoletards, he shall become our next great man.
The first Elite of the Elite in the world also springs from this battle. Notice the standard issue machete knights of diversity have as a side arm.
And thus, the first city of the troll was crushed.
This image shows why he is a perfect historical figure for the skyway Empire.
He heads to the city of the battle hero and soon to be field marshall, to promote 1eyedking to the rank of Field Marshall so he'll be able to command 12 divisions or 24 with a HQ, wait, I mean to lead 3 units and 4 once the Hateagon is built.
However, what has plagued the skyway Empire for long is the only thing that makes those in the power of hate calm down: money. Driven by hatred, they steal, corrupt and bribe, as a decadent, declined nobility full of butthurt prosper through this unjust society, because if it was just why would people have reasons to hate something as banal as a videogame? Nope, videogames didn't exist by that time, I mean the popamole football replacing duels and challenges with knights as favored sports.
Corruption is serious business, and we know who to blame for it.
The armies march to a meeting point, from where Wyrmlordia shall be broken apart. But doing so wasn't enough.
On a totally unrelated matter a trade agreement was made with the Greeks to import silks. Incursions in skyway territory are so common it is no longer relevant to mention them.
Wyrmlordia prepares a weak siege against Wii Fat. It will fail, and that swordman will ensure it. The greatest source of hatred, the greatest beacon of decline and dumbing down cannot be forgotten, or the source of skyway's power: hatred, will weaken too much.
This was already mentioned. However, the world map the Greeks gave showed something that wasn't being expected:
:codexrage:
Another archer is crushed by the charge of the knights of diversity. Chernobyl is most certainly safe as the enemies are as smart as in using an offensive unit to escort a settler.
Wii Fat is also secured.
However, to compensate for the trolling of Wyrmlord, the skyway Empire devised a powerful plan.
With their unparalleled technological superiority, the skyway Empire can buy anyone, and so they did, putting all the nations that shared a direct and significant border with Wyrmlordia at war against it. The Counter-Trollery Fire was successful, crushing the failed backstabbing war declaration of Wyrmlord.
And thus, the siege at Persepolis proceeded, as a massive legion of knights of diversity prepared to launch a brutal assault against its gates.
After having a third of its population slaughtered, Persepolis fell. It was time to slaughter the harrassers threatening to cause hassle behind the lines.
They had no chance.
The first knights of diversity ready to join the first army of skyway, to be led by Field Marshall 1eyedking.
One of the Settlers of the enemy is dealt with, their people shall now be victims of the skyway hatred, and die forgotten as slaves.
A key discovery is made by the skyway empire. Although the early gunpowder weapons still wouldn't displace the knights of diversity completely, eventually, their role at the conquest of Eshipt and Persia would become past, as they'd give way to a new form of warfare.
The west wing of the Palace of Hatred is completed. The achievements of the skyway Empire were so great that the people had a small space to love it and build such a monument to the hardcore who hate popamole shit, flip-floppers, Biowhore Forums refugees, ESF refugees and retarded Obsidious fanboys.
The glorious army stand ready to crush the source of Ass Creed Popamole New Shit and Faggot of Persia Quick-Time Event consoletard smegma. Sieg Heil!
Meanwhile, Wyrmlordia remains intact, besides their single too far away and isolated town that was destroyed by the skyway. But that is about to change soon.