To avoid "but wasn't this almost the same as in that update?", I'll fast-forward a bit here. Also, the title of this update is because this fictional world in this Civ III would have a lot of similarities with Thief II's world.
City of skywaygrad in 1290
Beware of the dawn of the Metal Age
By the end of the 12th Century, Wyrmlordia's demise has begun, while the skyway empire continue its rampage through multiple fields of battle against the declined ones.
Kwanzania, supposed land of freedom, trading human beings for the Printing Press. Of course, only manboons believe in that drivel.
The skyway Empire, leading technological power of the world, continues through the march of progress and hatred, being the home of many geniuses, like the inventor of the Hatredcopter concept, a denizen of Banal. Shit. Boring.
And thus the Lolbertarian Project begins. Meanwhile, the great feats of the skyway Empire allow for their usually hateful people to demonstrate their small bits of love, once again.
The Palace of Hatred is almost completed now.
The Persians were dealt with. Their empire finally crushed in the 13th Century after a Hundred-years war.
Another scum on the hitlist for skyway. Fucking injuns.
Victory in India is only a matter of time. The only problem is that other "allies" may come first and take the spoils of war for themselves. Delhi was the most critical objective because it held the Sistine Chapel.
The attack on Rome, this time, has been more wisely distributed, allowing for some earlier conquests.
Another piece of new shit announced, also including popamole, became a very strong source of hatred, the backbone of skyway Empire's economy.
As expected, there are three BRIAN SURGEONS in this city.
No comments needed.
In the siege of New Delhi, another quite new follower of the path of skyway has distinguished himself in combat against Thirdworldia Internet trolls.
And thus a second army of Knights of Diversity will soon begin to bring total destruction to the enemies of incline and elitism.
StereotypicalVillain actions have weakened New Delhi enough to allow its conquest, paving the way into the mountainous barrier towards Wyrmlordia's heartland.
The declined Romans attempt to retake Neapolis, but in the end, the Knights of Diversity prevail.
However, New Delhi has fallen in one of the Wyrmlordian counter attacks. Knights of Diversity. Nevar Forget!
Angry workers in New Lyons demand a proper government. An elitist government that isn't hypocrite and always speak the truth no matter how others may dislike it. A government ruled by a beacon of eternal hatred like the Empire of skyway.
With two armies about to begin their rampage, India will soon fall into the hands of the Elite through the works of generals 1eyedking and StereotypicalVillain.
Now a new Age is very close from happening, the tides of change are coming, but how far could they go?
The forbidden Palace, because enjoying popamole isn't right, is finally concluded in Ass Defect 2, significantly improving the situation of all nearby cities and towns as their corruption, tax dodging and waste of resources due to lack of proper command are significantly lowered.
1eyedking marches to victory, once again.
Another very powerful source of hatred. From a man who once made great works, but whose old age made his mental accuity decline considerably, an entertainment involving choosing between kissing or farting over random people heads like a total retard.
The Knights of Diversity are getting even close to exact their revenge against the collapsing Rome.
And the new army is finally ready for action. skyway trusts StereotypicalVillain will be as effective leading such powerful force as he was in finishing a Prisoner of Ice LP thread.
According to the foreign relations multikult advisor of the skyway Empire, every other civilization is made by treasonous scum. And thus the French end their part of the offensive, and skyway's only supply of dyes is over, but that is not much of a big deal.
Of course, Che Guevara has nothing to do with anything that is about to happen in the skyway Empire. And thus, in 1270, the first pirates in the world began to build their own ship. Their deal is simple. In exchange of killing all consoletards they find, they'll have right to take any property they get, minus Xbox 360 and alikes that must be salted and burned rather than looted, and also will have formal protection of the skyway Empire to conduct their activities.
I know there is a typo here, but there is a string limit in city names. Here, the name of something that never came, but even then, still generates hate regardless. Another work of the Obsidious Mask of the Betrayers. The Cancelled Alien Popamole would be yet another symptom of decline like the Alphail Broto
turd.
After a very brutal battle, 1eyedking's army has managed to liberate Pune from the popamole and from the Wyrmlordian trolls, including those imported from Pyramid Head Rapeland.
The rage spreads to Kwanzania, birthplace of Evil Alliance, Molyfail works, Bethesda Declineworks, Jewllywood and of most of the decline, as angry cunts refuse to live in a country so full of decline and that could, at any moment, have their manboons drooling in face of ITZ.
And thus, Kansas City will eventually be renamed to
Cleveland.
All thanks to the cultural superiority that being free of decline, shit and popamole, while being able to deliver one Grimoire-quality work per thursday, ensues.
The brutal siege of Rome thus happened.
And the city burnt under the intense hatred of the skyway Empire. While the winds of change began to blow all over the glorouis and hateful civilization.
And thus, revenge was exact, as the Roman "empire" was about to be defeated.
The Kwanzanian manboons, as always, end being completely predictable. At least this means less competition for Delhi. Meanwhile, progress began to sweep through the skyway Empire, driven by hatred. Until, in the year of 1280,
A huge change has happened. A revolution was about to begin in all possible elements of human society. The Metal Age was about to begin.
The skyway Empire, the first to reach the Metal Age, remains as the world's only superpower, growing more and more in its might and prestige.
And thus, now the people of skyway would have a jingoistic devotion for the cause only their civilization represented. It was the beginning, and soon, more events would come. Tensions and hatred arose all across the Empire as industrial sweatshops began to be set by enterpreneurial people who looked like:
And thus, in the last decade of the 13th Century, the Empire of skyway began to sink into a spiral of steadfast decline as the most extreme failure of the free market that ever happened in its history began to reach a full recession into decline and popamole.
Revolts and workers strikes spike all across the Empire. The threat of collapse is near. Realizing how low the government he hoped to fully control but couldn't has sank, skyway now had only one alternative at hand. He has renounced from his position as Emperor, as a new council, manipulated by the new ruling class of popamole peddlers, assumed the power vacuum.
And despite severe repression by the forces of popamole the new government used against the people, they didn't give up on the right of living with dignity and incline. However, unbeknownst to the new rulership, in the shadows, skyway used his contacts, far more reliable than Cleveland Mark Blakemore's, to syphon funds from the government to what he saw as the only solution to end the decline caused by the failure of the free market.
Strange clandestine propaganda posters began to circulate through the most obscure alleys of the Empire cities, while skyway joined a secret organization of disgruntled workers and deceitful powermongers to begin the creation of a new way of life.
Not for the new government, but for skyway, many offered to finish the palace.
Then, with the monopoly of Popamole, the Lolbertarian project failed, as beaners managed to pirate it and build it in their own territory.
Despite the lack of skyway, the advance on Rome continues. However, there was a particularly decline in military prowess after such events.
Sooner or later, another Wyrmlordian city shall fall, skyway supporting it or not. Then, the beaners began to piss off the new popamole government significantly, because of their bullshit and hypocrisy of bitching about military exercises inside their territory while continually sending their soldiers inside the skyway Empire.
And thus, when they were requested to either get the fuck out or declare war, they have made their decision, and shall pay dearly for it. However, this will also make the Wyrmlordian battle front way more complicated.
Their technologically inferior forces are no match even for the now outdated musketmen.
By the final decade of the 13th century, StereotypicalVillain begins the conquest of Calcutta. Such was a century of wars, and also, it would be known as the last century before the Fall of the Empire, for as soon as the structure of the empire fell in disfavor with skyway, the immortal God-Kaiserin and founder of this civilization, its collapse amidst workers strikes and elitist purveyors of entertainment being pissed off was only a matter of time, as a new idea began to spread among the people.
For skyway has found the final solution to the popamole question:
If the free market which demands retarded entertainment is destroyed, so shall be destroyed the supply of popamole and decline!
Thus, in the next update:
VIVA LA REVOLUCION