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Let's see a Civilization III from birth to Alpha Centauri

MetalCraze

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Doesn't Civ3 make autosaves every turn and keeps about 5 of them? That helped me a lot.

Also only fags save in the same slot.
 

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I have a second save game slot that wasn't corrupted, and now that the rage is over about it, I guess that 10 turns isn't that much of a great loss. I just hope I won't end with this same bug again this time. I'll post a new update from the moment the game reaches the last turn shown in the previous update and mention what changed.
 

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Just use the autosave feature. That way you won't have anything to worry about. Because you'll lose only one turn at worst.
 

Cassidy

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I discovered that the reason of those crashes was the fact I replaced the mp3 files in the music to change Civ III soundtrack in-game...

:x

But this thread will be coming back, update coming right away!
 

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To avoid "but wasn't this almost the same as in that update?", I'll fast-forward a bit here. Also, the title of this update is because this fictional world in this Civ III would have a lot of similarities with Thief II's world.

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City of skywaygrad in 1290

Beware of the dawn of the Metal Age

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By the end of the 12th Century, Wyrmlordia's demise has begun, while the skyway empire continue its rampage through multiple fields of battle against the declined ones.

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Kwanzania, supposed land of freedom, trading human beings for the Printing Press. Of course, only manboons believe in that drivel.

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The skyway Empire, leading technological power of the world, continues through the march of progress and hatred, being the home of many geniuses, like the inventor of the Hatredcopter concept, a denizen of Banal. Shit. Boring.

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And thus the Lolbertarian Project begins. Meanwhile, the great feats of the skyway Empire allow for their usually hateful people to demonstrate their small bits of love, once again.

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The Palace of Hatred is almost completed now.

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The Persians were dealt with. Their empire finally crushed in the 13th Century after a Hundred-years war.

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Another scum on the hitlist for skyway. Fucking injuns.

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Victory in India is only a matter of time. The only problem is that other "allies" may come first and take the spoils of war for themselves. Delhi was the most critical objective because it held the Sistine Chapel.

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The attack on Rome, this time, has been more wisely distributed, allowing for some earlier conquests.

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Another piece of new shit announced, also including popamole, became a very strong source of hatred, the backbone of skyway Empire's economy.

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As expected, there are three BRIAN SURGEONS in this city.

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No comments needed.

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In the siege of New Delhi, another quite new follower of the path of skyway has distinguished himself in combat against Thirdworldia Internet trolls.

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And thus a second army of Knights of Diversity will soon begin to bring total destruction to the enemies of incline and elitism.

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StereotypicalVillain actions have weakened New Delhi enough to allow its conquest, paving the way into the mountainous barrier towards Wyrmlordia's heartland.

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The declined Romans attempt to retake Neapolis, but in the end, the Knights of Diversity prevail.

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However, New Delhi has fallen in one of the Wyrmlordian counter attacks. Knights of Diversity. Nevar Forget!

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Angry workers in New Lyons demand a proper government. An elitist government that isn't hypocrite and always speak the truth no matter how others may dislike it. A government ruled by a beacon of eternal hatred like the Empire of skyway.

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With two armies about to begin their rampage, India will soon fall into the hands of the Elite through the works of generals 1eyedking and StereotypicalVillain.

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Now a new Age is very close from happening, the tides of change are coming, but how far could they go?

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The forbidden Palace, because enjoying popamole isn't right, is finally concluded in Ass Defect 2, significantly improving the situation of all nearby cities and towns as their corruption, tax dodging and waste of resources due to lack of proper command are significantly lowered.

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1eyedking marches to victory, once again.

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Another very powerful source of hatred. From a man who once made great works, but whose old age made his mental accuity decline considerably, an entertainment involving choosing between kissing or farting over random people heads like a total retard.

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The Knights of Diversity are getting even close to exact their revenge against the collapsing Rome.

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And the new army is finally ready for action. skyway trusts StereotypicalVillain will be as effective leading such powerful force as he was in finishing a Prisoner of Ice LP thread.

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According to the foreign relations multikult advisor of the skyway Empire, every other civilization is made by treasonous scum. And thus the French end their part of the offensive, and skyway's only supply of dyes is over, but that is not much of a big deal.

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Of course, Che Guevara has nothing to do with anything that is about to happen in the skyway Empire. And thus, in 1270, the first pirates in the world began to build their own ship. Their deal is simple. In exchange of killing all consoletards they find, they'll have right to take any property they get, minus Xbox 360 and alikes that must be salted and burned rather than looted, and also will have formal protection of the skyway Empire to conduct their activities.

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I know there is a typo here, but there is a string limit in city names. Here, the name of something that never came, but even then, still generates hate regardless. Another work of the Obsidious Mask of the Betrayers. The Cancelled Alien Popamole would be yet another symptom of decline like the Alphail Brototurd.

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After a very brutal battle, 1eyedking's army has managed to liberate Pune from the popamole and from the Wyrmlordian trolls, including those imported from Pyramid Head Rapeland.

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The rage spreads to Kwanzania, birthplace of Evil Alliance, Molyfail works, Bethesda Declineworks, Jewllywood and of most of the decline, as angry cunts refuse to live in a country so full of decline and that could, at any moment, have their manboons drooling in face of ITZ.

And thus, Kansas City will eventually be renamed to Cleveland.

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All thanks to the cultural superiority that being free of decline, shit and popamole, while being able to deliver one Grimoire-quality work per thursday, ensues.

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The brutal siege of Rome thus happened.

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And the city burnt under the intense hatred of the skyway Empire. While the winds of change began to blow all over the glorouis and hateful civilization.

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And thus, revenge was exact, as the Roman "empire" was about to be defeated.

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The Kwanzanian manboons, as always, end being completely predictable. At least this means less competition for Delhi. Meanwhile, progress began to sweep through the skyway Empire, driven by hatred. Until, in the year of 1280,

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A huge change has happened. A revolution was about to begin in all possible elements of human society. The Metal Age was about to begin.

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The skyway Empire, the first to reach the Metal Age, remains as the world's only superpower, growing more and more in its might and prestige.

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And thus, now the people of skyway would have a jingoistic devotion for the cause only their civilization represented. It was the beginning, and soon, more events would come. Tensions and hatred arose all across the Empire as industrial sweatshops began to be set by enterpreneurial people who looked like:

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And thus, in the last decade of the 13th Century, the Empire of skyway began to sink into a spiral of steadfast decline as the most extreme failure of the free market that ever happened in its history began to reach a full recession into decline and popamole.

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Revolts and workers strikes spike all across the Empire. The threat of collapse is near. Realizing how low the government he hoped to fully control but couldn't has sank, skyway now had only one alternative at hand. He has renounced from his position as Emperor, as a new council, manipulated by the new ruling class of popamole peddlers, assumed the power vacuum.

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And despite severe repression by the forces of popamole the new government used against the people, they didn't give up on the right of living with dignity and incline. However, unbeknownst to the new rulership, in the shadows, skyway used his contacts, far more reliable than Cleveland Mark Blakemore's, to syphon funds from the government to what he saw as the only solution to end the decline caused by the failure of the free market.

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Strange clandestine propaganda posters began to circulate through the most obscure alleys of the Empire cities, while skyway joined a secret organization of disgruntled workers and deceitful powermongers to begin the creation of a new way of life.

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Not for the new government, but for skyway, many offered to finish the palace.

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Then, with the monopoly of Popamole, the Lolbertarian project failed, as beaners managed to pirate it and build it in their own territory.

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Despite the lack of skyway, the advance on Rome continues. However, there was a particularly decline in military prowess after such events.

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Sooner or later, another Wyrmlordian city shall fall, skyway supporting it or not. Then, the beaners began to piss off the new popamole government significantly, because of their bullshit and hypocrisy of bitching about military exercises inside their territory while continually sending their soldiers inside the skyway Empire.

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And thus, when they were requested to either get the fuck out or declare war, they have made their decision, and shall pay dearly for it. However, this will also make the Wyrmlordian battle front way more complicated.

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Their technologically inferior forces are no match even for the now outdated musketmen.

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By the final decade of the 13th century, StereotypicalVillain begins the conquest of Calcutta. Such was a century of wars, and also, it would be known as the last century before the Fall of the Empire, for as soon as the structure of the empire fell in disfavor with skyway, the immortal God-Kaiserin and founder of this civilization, its collapse amidst workers strikes and elitist purveyors of entertainment being pissed off was only a matter of time, as a new idea began to spread among the people.

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For skyway has found the final solution to the popamole question:

If the free market which demands retarded entertainment is destroyed, so shall be destroyed the supply of popamole and decline!

Thus, in the next update:

VIVA LA REVOLUCION
 

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I'm too lazy to do a photoshop of this, but imagine that where it is written "eggs", it would be written Fallout 3 instead.

Viva La Revolucion

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The battle against the remnants of the Roman empire continues successful in the last decade of the 13th Century, despite the lack of the guidance and inspiration of skyway.

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StereotypicalVillain, as surely as finishing Prisoner of Ice. NEVAR FORGET. Without the guidance of skyway, in the more complicated Wyrmlordian front, the situation begins to worsen, while other countries take cities for themselves, and the race for Delhi continues, even in the wake of such tragedy, as one of the armies of the empire was completely lost.

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And because everything can be worse, another group of knights of diversity perish in the attempt to liberate Calcutta, while the fucking injuns, timber niggers, fucking beaners with another name, they could exploit the gap to take the city for themselves.

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And thus they did, making the race for Delhi and its Sistine Chapel even more dramatic, while Aztec beaners would be aplenty further north, as well. Without skyway, the armies began to meet failure after failure, as morale has dropped sharply.

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In opposition to the new council of popamole, the Privateers began to have entertainment without removing it from an inventory, while they prepare to depart and loot ships of declined ones.

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skyway hated the rest of the world, and accordingly, he made the rest of the world hate his civilization.

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The British Dhimmitude attempts to take over Jaipur. The time to liberate Delhi is running out.

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A shadow plays behind the scenes, as raging Frenchmen give up on their own country, and even despite its decline and all the turmoil happening inside it, join the Empire.

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While in the south, the Knights of Diversity are even closer to give a final blow against Rome. Such was a war that was already won now.

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Why are they so foolish as to beg for peace only when they have been utterly and completely defeated?

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The beaners begin to attack the knights of diversity, causing havoc against the attempt of skyway to liberate Delhi.

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Something of no consequence, because the only reason for it, to facilitate the deployment of knights of diversity against Rome, was over.

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The siege of Palmyra begins, as an almost certain victory shall come.

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Then, while the disgruntled, and morale-depleted army of 1eyedking exacted revenge against the beaners, the winds of change began to blow with the intensity of a hurricane.

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The people arose in the streets with arms, and rebelled against the new government council of bribed journalists to the peddlers of popamole. The revolution has begun. As in a swept tide, the rule of State fell, city over city, the grand beacon of hatred would once again emerge, preaching a new way of society involving the collective ownership of the means of production to prevent filthy Jews from exploiting dumb people with popamole, the creation of a near perfect equality through the complete elevation of everything to the highest possible standard, rather than to the lowest common denominator, coupled with the purge of people too stupid to be able to do such a thing, ensuring a better gene pool, and the creation of state-owned entertainment studios to release one quality hardcore RPG every six months.

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Remnants of the popamole that were not sent to the firing squads or hanged still took part of the falling skyway empire, as a civil war that would last for half a century has begun.

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The first victims of the pirates, niggers who don't deserve the seas, finally appear, as the privateers sail their ship to eventually intercept them. In the calm seas, the revolution happening across the falling empire is only rumors.

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The Knights of diversity, now under new uniforms and armors resembling the colors of the revolution, were a leftover from past times, while the revolution continued, and yet, their continued existed was due only to their victories and contribution to the creation of such vast empire. But sooner or later they would be replaced by cavalry with modern firearms, but who would still keep the tradition, armed with more lightweight sabers instead as a backup.

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However, amidst the turmoil of the revolution, the war against Wyrmlordia and the Aztec beaners would have a turn for the worse, as yet another army ran the risk of being utterly defeated.

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Liverpool joined the Glorious Revolution of skyway.

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To speed up things in Wyrmlordia, a deal is made, as a worthless concept of the government by the majority of dumbfucks through the dumbfucks voting in a smartass demagogue to fool them all is sold to England. Actually, the official stance of the revolutionary government was that the concept of "democracy" was given as a freebie in the deal because it is completely worthless in their views.

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Then, the French do what they always end doing: raising the white flag, even when they were on the winning side.

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: You did it! Your decline shall be over soon if you continue doing this!

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Then the age of the knights of diversity becomes truly over, as 1eyedking is defeated by coward beaners and niggers who refuse to fight fairly as the subhumans they are. The campaign against Wyrmlordia makes a turn for the worse.

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The world is afraid of the revolution, for the declined leaders know their end could come soon, from the rumors they hear.

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Pirates are cool.

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The Romans launch a last coward attacked against wounded knights, but their resistance was about to be broken.

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The fucking injuns are probably very close to back-stabbing the revolutionaries, for why else would they be encroaching one of their liberated cities?

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They may perish, but they will not go down without a fight.

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Something is going on. Better to have the element of surprise while possible. It is clear these timber niggers want to take the skyway territories for themselves. And thus, a decision is made. Although it will make the situation in the Wyrmlordian front more complicated, it is the only way.

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A siege against Pune begins almost immediately.

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"We are fighting a war against the world! The forces of decline are everywhere! We must united the planet under a new order! We must end the boundaries the bourgeois sellers of shit entertainment have created to divide us! Comrades, prepare yourselves for the upcoming battle, for it will be only the first of many to come in our revolution! For people and for the Hateland!"

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The knights of diversity put a legendary defense in Pune.

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But like in Hieraconpolis, eventually they can't hold so many injuns in this Alamo.

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The beaners continue to resort to their trademark: cowardice.

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Meanwhile, the revolutionaries decide to modernize the military forces using the The Elder Scrolls 5: Fallout profits they looted from the corpses of the filthy bourgeois capitalist pigs to fund such modernization.

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Attacks are launched by the modernized infantry of the Red Army against centralia.

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The pirates begin torren, sacking another ship.

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More injuns are dealt with and put in their place as scum.

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With most of their forces concentrated in the Wyrmlordian front, Salamanca is ripe for the taking. Such opportunity must not be lost.

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Pune is finally retaken.

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Then, in the year of 1345, the successor to the glory of the skyway Empire was about to arise. Thus, was born the Union of Socialist Skyway Rage, to spread their unique brand of communism across the world, as collectively-owned CRPG companies that weren't restricted by the tyranny of publishers and capitalist pigs were free to create masterworks that would be freely distributed to everyone.

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The siege against Salamanca continued, for the glory of the people and of the hateland! Then, kingcomrade skyway decided to make his innaugural statement:

"For many years the world has been in steadfast decline, for many years the popamole continues to destroy the last remnants of intelligence and dignity among the human race. We must do whatever it takes to stop such menace, or eventually even our glorious skyway Rage shall collapse. And thus, we must be prepared for our final confrontation against the old and new shits."

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"We shall make fanboys fight fanboys, retards fight retards out of whether the 360, or the Wii or the PS3 is the best one, and while those who stand for human idiocy, injustice, decline and decadence are fighting each other,"

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"We shall destroy every one of them, we shall crush the popamole into Oblivion, we shall burn those who use idiotic entertainment to attempt to lose their weight in pathetic ways, and so we shall be the creators of a new era!"

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An era of a thousand years of incline!

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We shall emerge victorious against even the entire world!
 

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The First World War begins

Soundtrack

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Shortly after the declaration of war against the world, the USSR continued their campaign against Rome, although those who managed to destroy Rome were now endangered, for the French would come at full strength against them, and now allies were anywhere near to give them suppor

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Under the belief that the best defense is offense, even the divisions of riflemen defending some cities are deployed against the massive threat the declined bourgeois popamole armies of the entire world poses against the glorious revolution and the dreamed thousand-year Incline.

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The remnants of the fallen Rome, once in the brink of defeat, now were benefitted by the fact they'd become a lower priority in face of the greater threats the United Socialist Skyway Rage would have to face. But sooner or later the job would be finished.

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Ready to fight in dozens of different fronts, the comrades of the Red Army will not take step backs or retreat, for ultimately, the enemies are quite behind in military technology, and such advantage must not be lost through a careful and coward approach to their defeat.

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Rifleman vs. Spearman. At least it wasn't a tank vs. spearman battle but still it is ridiculous and totally unrealistic FFS!

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The injuns forces are mostly successfully crushed, as they have a large amount of technologically outdated forces.

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Others are put in their place: the Gulags where they will toil to death and starve for the glory of the Skyway!

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Failout 3: New Vegan, is saved for the disgrace of the hardcore communists of the USSR who want only hardcore CRPGs done by state-owned studios. Rather than celebrating its liberation, they rage and rant about it, giving more power to the revolution.

(I was tempted to just raze it... but then, where would be the fun?)

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Proletarians civilizing the jungles with their machetes run away from the filthy injuns.

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Kwanzanian knights would attempt to take Dacca, but the superiority of firearms is demonstrated clearly this time as they are defeated before even trying.

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While more Chinese are attacked.

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The injuns launch a failed attack on Failout 3: New Vegan.

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Books containing all quotes of the BRO become freely browsable for the people of BLOBERT. NEVAR FORGET, as the priority is shifted to military forces, due to the total war.

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An offensive is launched against the poorly defended German city of Stuttgart. Yet, it is not immediately conquered as another defender, who, being a spearman, should logically be totally massacred by the superiority of rifled firearms, stands.

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One of the remaining knights of diversity launched a failed offensive to crush Kwanzanian knights.

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And thus, the now dangerous thin front in Wyrmlordia requires a new, more defensive approach.

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Meanwhile, another group of injuns is crushed.

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While a legion of French knights prepares to attack Antium.

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The knights of diversity, wounded, couldn't stand in Antium, but they shall never be forgotten, even if their time in warfare is over.

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Grimoire was lost to Chinese piracy and warez. Now who else could stop the decline?

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: The evil Americans...

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: Evil Americans...

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: They shall indeed pay dearly for such atrocities against good taste and human intelligence! BURN THEM ALL !!! BURN THEM ALL FOR THE PEOPLE AND THE HATELAND!

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After Grimoire and Darkspore, ITZ coming to Kwanzania!

More commie songs

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An attack launched against the injuns in the hostile jungles of the world meets its demise, as the enemy fills the place with deadly traps and resorts to guerrilla warfare.

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And once again, spearmen defeat a division equipped with rifles that could massacre them before they were even close enough to poke them with their spears.

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And once again....

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And...

:rage:

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Yet, the knights of diversity come to show some successful offensives amidst so many losses.

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And finally, the first Chinese city is successfully liberated from the decline. However, such was only the beginning of a war that could last for a thousand of years.

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Antium, on the other hand, was not totally lost yet, but liberating it could be very, very risky.

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And thus, the Battle of France was over, for now... however, soon, a new offensive would begin, and the comrades who gave their lives for the revolution to create the method of socialism through raising everything to the highest rather than to the lowest denominator, would never be forgotten.

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The German front becomes far more dangerous.

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An army is being gradually mobilized to take control of Salamanca, and crush anything that could stop them from reaching their objective.

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Steps are taken to both ensure the security of the cities of the USSR and further expand the revolution.

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As a massive army is mobilized to crush the injuns, while Aztecs, Kwanzanians and Babylonians are still busy fighting each other on whether the Xbox 360, the Wii or the Playstation 3 is the best console evar.

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However, there was little to be done in the isolated front lines near the fallen city of Rome. It was one defeat for the revolution, but it would be only a grain of sand trying to stop the tidal wave of the revolutionary armies.

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The enemies are taking far more losses than the Red Army, as a whole.

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A brutal battle was fought for Canton.

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While one of the most important cities in the border with Germany was also threatened. There goes more resources to modernize the existing divisions.

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For no matter the cost, victory shall be ensued, lest decline plagues humanity forever.

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And while steps are taken to further advance against China and liberate Grimoire from the Warez.

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A large force is prepared to crush the French.

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Defjamland launches a brutal assault against the former Faggot of Persia cities.

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A division of Skyway riflemen with many wounded bravely managed to achieve victory against multiple waves of enemies. However, something else would be the most important event in the year 1370.

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History of the Union of Socialist Skyway Rage

Chapter 2: Bear Cavalry, the successors of the Knights of Diversity

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In face of the numbers of enemies of the revolution, citizens are drafted to fight. Although lacking in training, the fact most of the enemies they will face are still armed with spears and swords should still give them a significant advantage, shouldn't it? Or would even a conscripted mech infantry end being defeated by an elite warrior with a stone axe?

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Salamanca is a good demonstration of the answer to that question. This is one of the things that really suck, that are really Banal. Shit. Boring. Random chance also has some influence in the outcome of wars, rather than only strategy. But at least it is a hardcore random chance instead of one that favors the player at 5:1 like in the popamole, declined and Horse Armor DLC-ridden Civilization 5: FOR CONSOLETARDS....

:x

This fact, even if totally unrelated, was sufficient to generate a source of hatred in the USSR, because not even the fourth wall will be a barrier to their everlasting hatred.

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Attacks are launched against France, that nows have musketeers. Unfortunately, it becomes clear that it will be necessary to gather more forces before launching a full offensive, as one of the riflemen divisions end in a very dangerous situation after a successful offensive.

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The war against the Injuns is becoming favorable for the revolutionaries, although the thick jungle will be a great challenge for them to overcome. Full of deathtraps, the jungle induces the men to madness and horror, the horror.

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An important first step is achieved for the liberation of the very important Cleveland. However, there were more enemy forces defending the city, and it was a risk as well, but a necessary one because being defensive doesn't look like a good idea.

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The niggers suffer severe losses after their attempt to take over cities of the USSR fails, and most of their mobile forces are completely annihilated, opening the way for a possible attack against their savage and rape-ridden lands.

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Once again, the same fools who treated the territorial sovereignty of skyway like shit now beg for the end of the war, aware that sooner or later they shall be assimilated into the glorious single culture of Socialism. Inclined socialism, not declined multikulturalism.

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Another failed counter-attack, while the enemies answer, all of them, in half a dozen of different fronts the skyway rage has the challenge of holding and emerging victorious at.

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I thought I've wrote victorious before.

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Nevermind. This is how things will end. Heavy losses for the enemy, victory and eventually their subj, liberation from the bourgeois popamole sellers.

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Which is the real strategic worth of the cities the USSR lost so far? I'm not mentioning this as an excuse, no. Of course, less important cities shouldn't really have the gross of the forces around them and those two armies that were lost were lost out of bad luck mostly.

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Several enemy forces that were going behind the lines were destroyed.

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Cleveland... no, ITZ not over yet.

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The front lines against the injuns continue to grow, and slaughter isolated enemies. Victory is only a matter of time in this front.

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Actually, more generally, world dom, liberation is only a matter of time too.

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And while the gross of the Chinese armies are located to the south, from the north, they are attacked, and yet another victory arrives.

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In the frozen wastelands, battles are fought against the French.

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The Red Army advances further and further through the jungles of Viet, whatever the injuns call the place, and another of their cities fall under the waves of the rage and revolution. However, at the same time, a great loss happens.

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It is clear that they should all be sent to Gulags!

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The situation in the war against France is worsening, while such terrible loss happened.

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They captured a worthless city.

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And one worthless city of theirs fell.

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Why would knights win a battle against spearmen that men armed with modern firearms have lost? Because they are knights of diversity? However, although suffering some losses in the Great War, some really good news arrive from the battle for Salamanca.

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Sorry, but I'd rather not see, let alone put in this thread, the type of photograph that would fit with the new glorious and victorious leader of the skyway Red Army: stalin_brando, known as a ladyboy apologizer, walked strongly from the battlefield, carrying an injun tranny on his shoulders.

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And thus, stalin_brando heads to the nearest city to form a new army. However, rather than assemble it right now, it is decided to wait, because of a very important reason. There was very little time remaining before a new revolution in warfare.

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Chinese transports filled with bootlegged Failout 3: New Vegan, Failble 3, Dungen Shit3 and other gamez are dealt with, ironically, by Russian pirates of reputable warez groups in the scene.

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And again, defying logic, swordmen have managed to defeat spearmen while riflemen couldn't do it, and unfortunately.

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Cleveland remains in ze German hands.

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And then, the Mass New Shit 2 was pirated by the injuns who wanted to see all the sex scenes and play the popamole with swords. The situation was far from ideal, and, in face of having to fight against everyone, they were not always winning.

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However, while things seemed to take a turn for the worse.

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The USSR would soon be able to build as many armies as they wanted instead of having to rely on glorious victories to have leaders, and not only that.

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While the scientific supremacy of the Skyway was once again confirmed.

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The Union of Socialist Skyway Rage has entered in a Golden Age of incline. It was now the time for a crushing victory against one of their many enemies. Through the use of forces that are faster than the knights of diversity, and that have the greatest offensive capabilities until the still far away invention of the T-34s. Now, it was the time!

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