Once upon a time, a certain elf-troll had the opportunity to become a god.
For some reason, he refused...
But what if he didn't?
This is that story.
Hello, there, lady. What happened to your... On second thought, what happened to my face?
You do not have any. For now, at least.
Is that a trick question?
Hey, why are you noting that?
I've always been a fan of adventuring.
What? Was that the wrong answer?
Yeah, let's go with that.
Seriously? I thought everyone likes cats!
Heh, heh... Yeah.
Wait. Why do I suddenly have a feeling that this is an interrogation for a sex crime... that I have surely not committed.
Remind me to never drink with Dionysus again.
This is strangely familiar somehow. I hope no immortality-obsessed ex-elven mage appears in a moment.
And who might you be...?
Apparently, I know this guy?
Just like you automatically knew Gorion back in the day.
I like that the dialogue screen takes up most of the screen estate in this game. None of that 'small bar at the bottom' bullshit.
That can't be good...
Damn... So, she was judging me, and I have been expelled from the pantheon?
Well, if I say so.
This is exactly why I wanted to never have anything done with gods again.
Mediocre loyalty, so cute.
Yes, let us do that.
Unfortunately, this game does not support custom portraits, but that gives us the advantage of playing as a Colin McComb pale lookalike.
TWO stat points? Crazy! I knew this game was made on an indie budget, but I did not expect it was that bad.
Yeah, we will see about that.
Not sure if this game is even soloable, but we should at least try.
If I wanted to be told what to do, I would play Call of Duty.
I'm glad we understand each other so well.
Yeah, you suck!
I kind of feel bad for him, he has been nothing but helpful.
He still sucks!
So, where do we go from here?
We are going literally nowhere because... April Fools.
(Sorry.)
For some reason, he refused...
But what if he didn't?
This is that story.
You do not have any. For now, at least.
Just like you automatically knew Gorion back in the day.
I like that the dialogue screen takes up most of the screen estate in this game. None of that 'small bar at the bottom' bullshit.
Yes, let us do that.
Unfortunately, this game does not support custom portraits, but that gives us the advantage of playing as a Colin McComb pale lookalike.
Not sure if this game is even soloable, but we should at least try.
I kind of feel bad for him, he has been nothing but helpful.
We are going literally nowhere because... April Fools.
(Sorry.)
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