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[Tribute]

So is Jing going to start developing a reputation for stealing virtuous young maidens away from unhappy marriages? We seem to be making a habit of it, and that would make for a fairly interesting folk legend.

"Treat your wife properly, or Xu Jing will come to take her away!"

 

[Nevill]

The tally so far:

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Anabanana C1
Lambchop19 B1>C1
Azira A1
Smashing Axe Ax
Elfberserker A2>C1
ERYFKRAD B1>C1
Rex Feral B1>A1>A2>B2
Nevill C1
XenomorphII C1
Esquilax C1>A2
Kipeci B1>C1
TOME A2
ScubaV A1>A2
Zero Credibility C1>A1
Akkudakku A1>C1
Jester A2>C1
profreshinal C1>A2
Baltika9 A2
Tigranes C1
Tribute B1
Ifeex Ax>Bx
skaraher A2
The Brazilian Slaughter B2
Bloodshifter B1
Kashmir Slippers A1

Ax - 2
A1 - 4 (2) / +2
A2 - 5 (7) / +2

B1 - 6 (2)
B2 - 1

C1 - 7 (11)

 

[Esquilax]

Azira, bro, would you be willing to flop to the glorious trolling of C1? It contains 64% extra trolling with the same laxative goodness.

 

[Baltika9]

This better have +1 SWORDS Speech.

 

[skaraher]

A2. We're here to avoid Sanjiao gaining more influence, not uniting further more the sects against us. We can't afford to play C1 now.

 

[Tribute]

First you turn down Happy Yunzi Vacation Time, now you're turning down Happy Song Lingshu Vacation Time?

 

[Esquilax]

A2. We're here to avoid Sanjiao gaining more influence, not uniting further more the sects against us. We can't afford to play C1 now.

Yes, because Mao Sanjiao will be in a great position to influence everyone after word gets around that Xu Jing took his bride and kissed the groom on the mouth as his guests all shit themselves. He'll be seen as a joke after this gets out.

 

[Baltika9]

Yes, because Mao Sanjiao will be in a great position to influence everyone after word gets around that Xu Jing took his bride and kissed the groom on the mouth as his guests all shit themselves.

What about the rest of the guests we make shit their pants? Or are we only giving laxatives to Uncle Mao?

 

[Nevill]

A2. We're here to avoid Sanjiao gaining more influence, not uniting further more the sects against us. We can't afford to play C1 now.

Who would they unite behind? Sanjiao? He'll be dead to the pugilistic world.

And who would unite against us? The Emei? Wudang? Shaolin? Not all of the sects are on board with this marriage, you know?

What about the rest of the guests we make shit their pants? Or are we only giving laxatives to Uncle Mao?

They are either our enemies, or nobodies that can't influence anything. Or Miazhou, but we are trying to avoid that.

Trolling is actually less harmful of an act in the eyes of BRO sects than inciting bloodshed.

 

[ScubaV]

Looks like the Lulz Train is leaving Sensible Station. Should be entertaining, if bad for our health/reputation/Fire Cult.

 

[Baltika9]

]They are either our enemies, or nobodies that can't influence anything. Or Miazhou, but we are trying to avoid that.

Trolling is actually less harmful of an act in the eyes of BRO sects than inciting bloodshed.

Dude, trolling the reps with laxatives is essentially trolling their sects by proxy. Unless we're trolling only Sanjiao, it's a horrible fucking plan.

C1 is complete lulz and that's it.

 

[Nevill]

Looks like the Lulz Train is leaving Sensible Station. Should be entertaining, if bad for our health/reputation/Fire Cult.

You know what is bad for our health? Trying to fight all the masters of the sects at once without a backup plan aka laxatives.

And if you ever get discovered, sowing strife among the sects is not going to give you a better reputation.

We are removing a certain enemy to gain a potential ally. That is not all that bad for the Fire Cult.

Dude, trolling the reps with laxatives is essentially trolling their sects by proxy. Unless we're trolling only Sanjiao, it's a horrible fuckong plan.

I don't see them 'uniting' because of the trolling. A slight reputation hit, yes. UNITED TIBET this is not.

 

[Tribute]

I am getting pretty tired of taking reputation hits with the sects we actually like.

 

[skaraher]

A2. We're here to avoid Sanjiao gaining more influence, not uniting further more the sects against us. We can't afford to play C1 now.

Yes, because Mao Sanjiao will be in a great position to influence everyone after word gets around that Xu Jing took his bride and kissed the groom on the mouth as his guests all shit themselves. He'll be seen as a joke after this gets out.

And the Qingsheng will all jump the Huehueshan bandwagon. And when we will be revealed as the Firecult Leader, it will be a full sect out for our blood.

We know barely anyone at Wudang and Shaolin, the Frathouse's members are all dead or retired.

If we took some time trying to get Emei to support us, and choose not to humiliate everyone just because "LAXATIVES TROLOLOL" we could still undermine Mao's influence without setting all of them against us.

 

[Nevill]

If we took some time trying to get Emei to support us, and choose not to humiliate everyone just because "LAXATIVES TROLOLOL" we could still undermine Mao's influence without setting all of them against us.

Sorry, I don't see how it is possible with just Emei.

This is only going to end in bloodshed, and you know it.

I am getting pretty tired of taking reputation hits with the sects we actually like.

Well, it comes down to willingness to make sacrifices to take out the leaders of the sects we dislike.

 

[Kipeci]

Really, leaving with Song is the most sensible option least likely to blow up in our face and prevent us from pursuing our investigation. It's just that if people are going to ignore that one in favor of A and C, C is the preferable option out of those two as it contains the most r00fles.

 

[Tribute]

Hey, I voted for B. B is a good option. It gets us wandering again (looking for those manuals if we want to be), and lets us spend more time broing it up with (or romancing, if that's what you prefer) Song Lingshu.

 

[Nevill]

Really, leaving with Song is the most sensible option least likely to blow up in our face and prevent us from pursuing our investigation.

Yes, this is the less risky option. But how do you reinstate Song Lingshu as a head after that? It still leaves Mao in charge of the sect.

 

[Baltika9]

treave, can we choose who we give the laxatives to? I want to avoid trolling the Emei, Wudang and BJ.

 

[Tribute]

So he's going to see his bride's face, break concentration, and shit himself?

 

[Baltika9]

So he's going to see his bride's face, break concentration, and shit himself?

That's the only C1 I would agree to. This argument that the eight sects won't mind us poisoning them with laxatives and will still be totally chill with us is really dumb.
This will be a huge insult from us to them and make our life difficult, extremely so.

 

[Rex Feral]

"Here lies Xu Jing, dumb enough to pretend to be the bride right in the middle of a gathering of well known pugilists. Even while shiting themselves they still ganged on him and beat him to a pulp"

 

[Tribute]

Yeah, that's a very good question for everyone voting C1/C2.

How do we get out of there after the reveal?

 

[TOME]

But B leaves Qingsheng in Mao's hands.

And who would unite against us? The Emei? Wudang? Shaolin? Not all of the sects are on board with this marriage, you know?

How about the man inside the wedding dress?

 

[Nevill]

Yeah, that's a very good question for everyone voting C1/C2.

How do we get out of there after the reveal?

Out of the door? Who will be there to stop us? They won't be in a fighting shape if Qilin times everything right, and she is a pro.

How about the man inside the wedding dress?

The goal of C1 is to bring Mao to a point where no one will ever take him seriously. He will become a disgrace to the sect.