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[LP CYOA] Pilgrimage

Discussion in 'Choose Your Own Adventure Land' started by Holy Cow, Jan 8, 2013.

  1. oscar Prestigious Gentleman Arcane

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    Definitely a flamethrower.

    1) Silver tubes
    2) No
     
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  2. Storyfag Perfidious Pole Patron

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    1) crossbows lacking the bow
    2) no! the Druj is baiting us, I'm sure.
     
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  3. Longinus Educated

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    1) I understand we can take either TWO things (lets say blunderbuss and silvery tube things) OR the heavy looking rectangular flamethrower?

    2) Yes, too interesting to pass, and at the slightest feeling that the things go bad we can just burn the fatepoint.
     
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  4. asxetos Augur

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    1) Flamethrower
    2) Fatepoint to decide Y/N (Is this how it works or are fatepoints used automatically to save our ass?)
     
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  5. Kipeci Magister

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    1. Don't care.

    2. Yes.
     
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  6. Darth Roxor Prestigious Gentleman Wielder of the Huegpenis

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  7. Baltika9 Arcane

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    Halbech missiles.
    Yes.
     
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  8. ERYFKRAD Barbarian Patron

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    Serpent in the Staglands Shadorwun: Hong Kong Pillars of Eternity 2: Deadfire
    1) rusty mace. DEATH BY TETANUS!
    2) Yeah, why not.
     
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  9. Omicron Scholar

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    Silver tubes it is then.
     
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  10. Bricks Unwanted

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    one tube in the butt

    whens the update?

    this looks more and more like a wh fanfic...

    in before exterminatus
     
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  11. Baltika9 Arcane

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    [​IMG]
    Well, this is ominous.
     
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  12. Storyfag Perfidious Pole Patron

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    True dat. Much of the Diablo I charm the LP had instantly evaporated when you started to add archaeotech a'la AdMech wet dreams :(

    It's still awesome, but a bit less than it was.
     
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  13. Darth Roxor Prestigious Gentleman Wielder of the Huegpenis

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  14. Grimgravy Augur Patron

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    Codex 2016 - The Age of Grimoire
    Just need to lure in a couple of power gaming whores. They'll start clogging up the thread. I think our option lack the necessary Mechanics hooks to draw them in. Silver tubes = +7 to tuba playing! If we don't choose that, how will we pass the symphony scene? No! No! No!. We need the big heavy thing. +7.2 to burning. We can just BURN the symphony!
     
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  15. Bricks Unwanted

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    "then again, since you dogs don't spend pages and pages arguing about stuff like you do with treave 's things, I'm never much sure of the feedback I'm getting. I recognize that's mostly my fault, but still"
    Its not your fault. Its a question of audience and their self respect. You gotta be a full blown moron to discuss this garbage.
    This forum is full of children, no wonder since vidya, and they flock to the dumbest shit available.
    Id also like to note that you gotta have issues to write LPs...
     
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  16. Rex Feral Liturgist

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    If you dislike it, you are always free to leave the thread instead of insulting it.
     
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  17. Darth Roxor Prestigious Gentleman Wielder of the Huegpenis

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    thx obama

    [​IMG]

    1E
    2A
    3 IDK
     
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  18. asxetos Augur

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    1E: get some rest
    2B: talk with the demon
    3A: i see no point in lying at this point
    4: do 1A in the morning go get some lore
     
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  19. oscar Prestigious Gentleman Arcane

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    Speak to the sailors
     
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  20. Storyfag Perfidious Pole Patron

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    1E
    2A
    3A
    4 - do 1B in the morning.
     
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  21. Grimgravy Augur Patron

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    Eat a good hearty breakfast.
     
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  22. Bricks Unwanted

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    Soundtrack
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTv1eR1dTyc

    What does a heliovore look like?

    1) It’s relatively early and you’re not feeling too tired, though still a bit woozy. You went to check on Koren but he seems to have retired for the night. What would you like to do?
    E) Go to sleep. You’re somewhat tired, why waste energy on tidbits like these?
    (i dont see the point of talking to the other dudes, the resulting update will be shit)

    2) Vyck is sleeping soundly in the bed next to yours, and you assume the Quaestor has already retired to his own room. You should drink the concoction that will grant you dreamless sleep and shield your mind from whatever small amount of influence the Druj can exert from inside its cage.
    B) Don’t drink it and let her come to you, if she wants to. You’ve still have much yet to learn. Besides, you wouldn’t mind the company.
    (...yes, yes... the company!)

    3) Severian has asked you what you’ve seen. What do you tell him?
    A) The truth.
    (i dunno, what are we doing anyway? i dont even know what i am supposed to be wanting as the pilgrim, i guess i want usual power fantasy... with rape porn!)

    4) You had some time between waking up and going to meet the Quaestor. Was there anything you did in that time? If so, please specify.
    Have a good wank! One of the tubes we got from the armory deep in the butt, sliding in and out, moaning, with edging and so on, think about the Alia-thing and the blind cutie, lesbian fun, etc.
    Go to the washing station/river, new clothes etc. Get fresh!
    Collect some poisonous plants from the area, replace the ones you lost. Can we cook up some instagib neurotoxins ala poison dart frogs?
    Carve some wardings on yourself... so you have them at all times.
     
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  23. Bricks Unwanted

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    I dont know what the other tards wanted, but I voted for the Ashguard...
    So dont ask me what we came for... What did we came for?
    I thought we wanted to be a dragon, with ...firepower, aquired from the Quaestor?
    Now, we only got some butttubes and some wards on how to bind deamons?
    Why would we want to let the blind chick kill Vyck and Co if we can do so ourselves?
    The monster chick wants usss dead! Whats the upside here...
    I also thought that the weird trio of Blindy, Issus, Teethy are running away or at
    least going to the lighthouse (for whatevs). And now they are coming to us...
     
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  24. Random Word Arbiter Patron

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    You forgot to put a [+1 Pyromancy] beside the choice. Resounding cries of +1 PYROMANCY! would have filled the thread immediately and it would have won by a landslide.
     
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