Mass Effect: Andromeda Pre-Release Thread

[Wayward Son]

:d1- ehhh...I dunno. Maybe? Its been ages since I played ME3 and even that I was kind of meh about my purchase. I'll wait for a discount I think.

My brother will end up buying it anyway, so I don't have to wait to bitch in an informed manner.

 

[Prime Junta]

Caim no, they're just opening up the skill trees so anyone can develop any of them. You can still build your sentinel, adept, vanguard, or soldier.

So I've gathered anyway.

 

[Tytus]

Hey look it's shaved gibbon with tumors all over his body.

My girlfriend said that he has a penis instead of a head... well that's probably for all those female Biodrones that will want to romance it.

 

[pippin]

 

[Heretic]

They certainly don't look foreboding to me. "Uninspired" would be the best word. Blue bipedal/humanoid, reptilian humanoid, dwarf humanoids and now, in a completely different galaxy... a stone humanoid.

 

[racofer]

Looks like a Collector

 

[Caim]

That thing looks like it's straight outta newDoom.

 

[Fargus]

I don't know... but to me it looks like a rape child of a collector and this guy

 

[Kem0sabe]

That's a very unoriginal alien, they should have used the new Galaxy shitck to come up with some truly mindfuck aliens.

 

[Tsukasa Buddha]

2/10 would not bang

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[Prime Junta]

Christ that Kett looks uninspired.

 

[jaydee2k]

This game will suck ass. Biowares next gayfag faggotry fapping simulator.
That must be a whole company run by perverts these days.

 

[HoboForEternity]

They lgbt agenda is the least of my worries.

Shove as many cocksuckers you want in gsme, if they are well written characters, they will be good. Arcade gannon is a great way to handle gay characters.

Also the content wilk be probably lazy banal shit
Oh and even mire popamole mechanics and telltale level of c&c

 

[jaydee2k]

They lgbt agenda is the least of my worries.

Shove as many cocksuckers you want in gsme, if they are well written characters, they will be good. Arcade gannon is a great way to handle gay characters.

Also the content wilk be probably lazy banal shit
Oh and even mire popamole mechanics and FALLOUT 4 level of c&c

fixed...
Seems more appropriate.

 

[Freddie]

My girlfriend said that he has a penis instead of a head... well that's probably for all those female Biodrones that will want to romance it.

Am I the only one who thinks they art department is really doing this on purpose?

 

[Modron]

They lgbt agenda is the least of my worries.

Shove as many cocksuckers you want in gsme, if they are well written characters, they will be good. Arcade gannon is a great way to handle gay characters.

Also the content wilk be probably lazy banal shit
Oh and even mire popamole mechanics and telltale level of c&c

They won't be well written and if the game follows Bioware's pattern of design at this point you'll probably have to fight them to prevent them from raping you. Seriously I mean at least in dragon age origins you had to build affection to romance people in mass effect it's like say one nice thing to a person then you're but 1 random click later in game away from bedding them. Safest thing to do in further installments of the ME series is tell the anyone of the same or indeterminate gender to fuck off whenever they talk to you.

Granted following the purging of the BSN perhaps Bioware might tamp down the LGBT a tad from direction on high of course.

 

[Turisas]

Bony alien vulvas.

 

[MercenarySnake]

Bony alien vulvas.

Ugly ass aliens with heads that kind of look like dicks. Yeah they just look like aliens that you should just kill on sight, I'm sure there's a lot of fans that want to romance one of those things.

 

[Tytus]

http://www.gameinformer.com/b/features/archive/2016/11/14/exclusive-look-at-the-kett-mass-effect-andromedas-mysterious-new-race.aspx?utm_content=buffer20fb2&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer

In this interview Bioware tries to explain whey they chose this stupid design and fails miserably. Also expect more shitty aliens like Kett because Andromeda will have "bio-tech" components.

 

[Kem0sabe]

The model seems to be based off turians, this is very lazy.

 

[Modron]

Bony alien vulvas.

I don't get it isn't the point of aliens in the ME universe to bang them? Someone is probably losing their job at bioware as we speak.

 

[Excidium II]

Bony alien vulvas.

I don't get it isn't the point of aliens in the ME universe to bang them?

Yes, so they're expanding the supported fetishes.

 

[Prime Junta]

Seriously, they already did flat-headed humanoid aliens with chitinous exoskeletons. Are they so creatively bankrupt they can't think of anything else?

(Dumb question, I know.)

 

[jaydee2k]

What a bunch of alien faggots. Penises and asses everywhere...

They lgbt agenda is the least of my worries.

Shove as many cocksuckers you want in gsme, if they are well written characters, they will be good. Arcade gannon is a great way to handle gay characters.

Also the content wilk be probably lazy banal shit
Oh and even mire popamole mechanics and telltale level of c&c

They won't be well written and if the game follows Bioware's pattern of design at this point you'll probably have to fight them to prevent them from raping you. Seriously I mean at least in dragon age origins you had to build affection to romance people in mass effect it's like say one nice thing to a person then you're but 1 random click later in game away from bedding them. Safest thing to do in further installments of the ME series is tell the anyone of the same or indeterminate gender to fuck off whenever they talk to you.

Granted following the purging of the BSN perhaps Bioware might tamp down the LGBT a tad from direction on high of course.

Haha this is so true

 

[Theldaran]

How many fetch quests in this? I freaken' love fetch quests. All the better if made by experts like Biocuck.