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Mass Effect: Andromeda Pre-Release Thread

Discussion in 'BioWare' started by Space Satan, Jul 27, 2014.

  1. Frozen82 Arcane

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    Can we at least rape?
    With consent of course
     
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  2. Lambach Arcane

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    Is this going to be protected by Denuvo? I definitively wanna give this one a shot, might even be decent to play while you're hammered.
     
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  3. vortex Fabulous Optimist

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    You just have spoiled the plot twist.
     
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  4. imweasel Guest

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    Pretty much a given, since EA doesn't release any AAA games without Denuvo anymore.
     
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  5. Morgoth Arcane Patron

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    http://www.gameinformer.com/b/featu...t-andromeda-39-s-new-approach-to-romance.aspx

    The article we've all waited for:


     
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  6. Drax Arcane

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    Hardcore.
     
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  7. Somberlain Arcane Zionist Agent

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    Like Ashley turning from very bland and average to one of the tranniest looking video game characters in existence.
     
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  8. Morgoth Arcane Patron

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    Bioware are Canadian, they literally cannot make likeable characters no matter how hard they try.
     
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  9. pippin Guest

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    I just hope they keep the theme of showing nude tits from DAI.
     
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  10. Freddie Savant

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    So Mac Walters has learned to explain how water is wet. How fascinating, oh wait it's not. And then...

    Yeah, it makes sense to fall in love this thing which isn't biologically really compatible, which emotions I can't truly understand because we have different body language, we don't even eat the same food and product of our procreation (which is impossible) would be abomination, which if born alive, would most likely suffer from extreme disability because of DNA freak and would most likely to be sterile.

    But hey, fruit of love is a testament for love among species and being a parent for that one of a kind (truly) would be something really special. That's not narcissistic point of view by all means. It can't, because Mac Walters (lead writer of ME3) says it's normal, hell it's even better than normal, it's hot!
     
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  11. Lambchop19 Arcane Zionist Agent Literally Hitler Batshit Crazy

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    My thought exactly. It looks like the collectors from ME2., but with different colors and a smaller, more human-looking head.
    [​IMG]

    edit: actually, more like this guy:
    [​IMG]
     
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  12. Latelistener Cipher

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    It is already done. They probably won't even mention Bioware anymore, just EA Worldwide Studios.
     
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  13. Alienman Arcane Patron

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    Codex 2016 - The Age of Grimoire Make the Codex Great Again! Grab the Codex by the pussy Shadorwun: Hong Kong Divinity: Original Sin 2
    Ah good old space Jamaicans.
     
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  14. Alienman Arcane Patron

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    Codex 2016 - The Age of Grimoire Make the Codex Great Again! Grab the Codex by the pussy Shadorwun: Hong Kong Divinity: Original Sin 2
  15. Neanderthal Arcane

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    :imperialscum::imperialscum::imperialscum::imperialscum:

    ROMANCE MY MASS REACTIVE BOLT SHELLS HERETIC!
     
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  16. jaydee2k Learned

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    :abyssgazer:
     
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  17. vortex Fabulous Optimist

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    Nothing has been confirmed. There could be ME:A GOG release too.
     
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  18. Septaryeth Savant

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    :dgaider:*writes an intense love story of how a man comes to love a bullet shell that he shoved up the ass*

    In all honestly though, what the fuck is wrong with the comments? It sounds like they might actually enjoy the joke I just wrote if it was real.
    They actually think Bioware cringey fanservice "explores" relationship? And the romance realistic?
    FFS, an excuse for you to see sex scenes before the final showdown in a dumb Hollywood fashion is now being praised as a must-have element of RPG and an inspiration for real life relationships....
     
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  19. Reinhardt Arcane

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    Don't insult Hollywood. Sometimes they use good looking people in sex scenes.
     
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  20. Morgoth Arcane Patron

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    http://www.gameinformer.com/b/featu...ow-the-tempest-mass-effects-new-normandy.aspx


     
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  21. WhiskeyWolf RPG Codex Polish Car Thief Patron

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    Always a fucking cruise-liner, never a proper goddamn warship.
     
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  22. Sul Savant

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    A scout ship smaller than the Normandy? I wonder which one. The one from the second game was about two times bigger than the first one and couldn't even land on planets because it's size. Makes sense to be smaller if it's a scouting ship, but it doesn't change the shitty unimaginative design.
     
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  23. Obsequious Approbation Arbiter

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    So, once again your ship is the space-faring wardrobe, eh? Heaven forbid there might actually be something for you to do on the damn thing. But, man, am I glad we get to have transparent windows.
     
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  24. Bubbles I'm forever blowing

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    That's an odd definition of "command center".
     
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  25. Akratus Self-loathing fascist drunken misogynist asshole Patron

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    Codex 2016 - The Age of Grimoire Make the Codex Great Again! Grab the Codex by the pussy Pillars of Eternity 2: Deadfire
    Bioware. Bioware never changes.
     
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