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KickStarter New console OTON X that procedurally generates games with AI and does literally everything. Wow!

Discussion in 'General Gaming' started by Mr. Pink, Aug 28, 2016.

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Who is the king of lies?

  1. "See that mountain? You can climb it."

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  2. "18 quintillion planets!"

    17 vote(s)
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  3. "You can have children in Fable."

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  1. Excidium II Self-Ejected

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    I like how there's no mention of OUYA on her linkedin page.
     
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  2. Astral Rag Arcane

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  3. forumvisitor#451 Savant

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    It just works.
     
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  4. Xor Prestigious Gentleman Arcane

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    Not to mention how much of a clusterfuck the Ouya launch was in spite of how much money it raised. It turns out releasing a console is hard, who knew?
     
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  5. Durwyn Prophet

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    KS is no more what it used to be. Some time ago shit like this would gather at least few hundred thousands of dorra and ensure many butthurts of idiots that backed it after it shipped and/or devs run with money.
     
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  6. I love you, Konjad. Let's get an Oton together.
     
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  7. This looks unbelievably bad.
    Their pitches are laughable, too.
     
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  8. Jiggy Boobles TESTOSTERONIC As Fuck™ Patron

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    This is what you get when a wombyn who knows jack shit about games, makes a game console and tries to act like Steve Blowjobs.

    It's basically the Sarkeesian Console.
     
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  9. a mod Formlery Melanoma

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    Magic Beanz Radiant console. Totally not a scam or delusion.
     
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  10. Tical Arcane

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    Haha, best part of video is at the 1:30 mark. Their over excitement while playing a laggy sidescroller where nothing remotely exciting is on screen.

    Actually all the gameplay footage shown was incredibly choppy, that "online fps" was running at like fucking 12 frames. The only footage that ran smoothly was a cutscene for a racing game. These idiots cannot be serious? I would take Ouya any day over this as it can at least play emulators.
     
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  11. FeelTheRads Arcane Patron

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    Now, I might be wrong on this one, (though I trust my eyes well enough on detecting stuff like this) but I think that's actually edited in on the tv screen. Pause the video and look their hair when it's over the screen. Pretty obvious keyed out green screen, I think. Which make it most likely that's just a stock video.
     
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  12. DeepOcean Arcane

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    Hey, guys, I wanna sell you a console, the name is S.C.A.M. , are you ready to give 8 million dollars to me?
     
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  13. Tigranes Prestigious Gentleman Arcane

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    Sounds good to me. I too wish to content forever!
     
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  14. Ed123 Arcane Patron

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    Todd was not lying about the mountain. Why are you citing that quote as evidence of his alleged misdeeds?
     
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  15. Are Steam Machines much better? Hardly anyone owns one. And how many games run on it really?

    And FFS I don't want to play games on a couch. Watch movies? Sure. Listen to music? Not really. Watch TV? Okay.
     
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  16. IT_JUST_WORKS
     
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  17. Ed123 Arcane Patron

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    It does though.
     
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  18. taxalot Gone forever. Patron

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    Also, check the "borders" of the actors. They are acting in front of a bluescreen or at least a turned off TV.
     
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  19. taxalot Gone forever. Patron

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    Also, what's happening on the last scene ? Are they thinking "This is awful, and we've been waiting to fuck for four minutes already. "
     
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  20. Tical Arcane

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    Didn't even notice that, Rads was right too. Also didn't notice the text in the bottom left corner. So they fake tv footage and the only actual gameplay shown is extremely laggy for the most basic of games. This has made over $6k on KS already with only 24 backers. What the fuck.

    [​IMG]
     
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  21. Delterius Prestigious Gentleman Arcane

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    These people are going to kill Procedural Generation the same way Molyneux murdered Emergent Gameplay.
     
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  22. Jiggy Boobles TESTOSTERONIC As Fuck™ Patron

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    Nope, Sean Murray already did that.
     
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  23. FeelTheRads Arcane Patron

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    wtf, I noticed the fake screen but didn't even notice the text :gumpyhead:

    OK, in that case I believe this project to be for real!
     
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  24. Clockwork Knight Arcane

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    Still a superior design :obviously:

    This is more like

    [​IMG]
     
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